Time Stretch? Whoo! You should make a deck to just abuse the hell out of that! If this current Jhoira deck does that well, I'm going to regret sending you my Jhoiras.
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
Well, I got kicked out of my summer camp for physical violence (IE a backhand slap to the stomach).
So I will be spending more time with y'all. Woohoo!
Time Stretch is fun but rather difficult to abuse. I'm trying to think of a way you could really have fun with Time Stretch (Izzet Chronarch?), but I can't think of anything completely satisfactory.
That's not hard. There's so much other stuff for them to deal with, it's not an issue. Mirari itself is dangerous. What about all the other crazy suspend stuff that's in the deck, like Gargy, or Kraken, orororor.... you get the idea.
Oh, and if you go to court over that stupid ****, tell me, and I'll come and kick their lilly asses, and show them what REAL violence is like. <_<
Oh, and if you go to court over that stupid ****, tell me, and I'll come and kick their lilly asses, and show them what REAL violence is like. <_<
Seconded. Kick their lilly assses...
Seriously, I have black belts in soo many deadly--err--fun martial arts that it is kind of funny! If anyone here knows violence, it would be myself. And you, AI, are not a perpetrator of violence. Damn, I thought all asians new martial arts?
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
Seriously, I have black belts in soo many deadly--err--fun martial arts that it is kind of funny! If anyone here knows violence, it would be myself. And you, AI, are not a perpetrator of violence. Damn, I thought all asians new martial arts?
I think the preconcieved notion about asians is that, they are all good at math. Not that they all know martial arts, that would be silly.
Default list for my suspend is:
4 Jhoira
2-3 Aeon Chronicler
2 Akroma, Angel of Fury
and every thing else...
[card=Dismal Failure]"Two magi could trade spells all day and never crown a victor.
The real battle is not one of power but of will.
If your confidence breaks, so too shall you." —Venser[/card]
I think the preconcieved notion about asians is that, they are all good at math. Not that they all know martial arts, that would be silly.
But being silly was the point of the stereotype. At least when I made it... AI seems like a good enough guy that I don't want to piss off (that said... ;)).
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
When I went to boarding school I had a roomate who was from Japan. He always claimed he had a black belt in something or other, but when we got into a fight, I kicked his ass!
Well, I have not done any martial arts for some time now, but we had two low-key self-defense classes a week at my (ex) summer camp.
I am, however, pretty good at math, if I do say so myself.
I will see your table, sir, and raise you a +17 Coaster of Ring-Prevention!
REally ive been hearing many differnt things about it both good and bad. BD I try to post more i just work too much. damn work taking time away from magic im bitter. oh well LOR has peeked my interest with the prepreviews (yes its that way on purpuse Rav). as for Jhiora what if we combine both our deck lists (taking out similarities of corse) and tryed that. i think both are very good. and would love to abuse Time Streach.
As far as Abuse with cards is conserned with Time Streach on the mind i think Eye of the Storm would do nicely. just a thought from a time manipulater. well talk to you all later.
Time Manipulation Device Mark Three: Hour Glass Reversal
Idea was found looking into the past useing the time turner to go to egypt. After study have made improvments to device and are ready for testing. Waiting for Slaker to come back to throw him through it. I hope he turns out better then the elf i captured.
Decks UR Delver UB Dredge WB Tokens UR Moderns Storm
Except that EoTS has too many other issues to be workable. Besides, if you're running EoTS... you never need to take any extra turns. You just set up a decking loop.
Niv, I run this as a core:
4 Jhoira
3 Deep-Sea Kraken
3 Aeon Chronicler
2 Greater Gargadon
2 Time Stretch
Yarly, post moar Niv.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Edit: So any other 'Stretch ideas?
So I will be spending more time with y'all. Woohoo!
Time Stretch is fun but rather difficult to abuse. I'm trying to think of a way you could really have fun with Time Stretch (Izzet Chronarch?), but I can't think of anything completely satisfactory.
Uh, is that a joke?? That is PATHETIC!! You call that violence?? YOU SICKEN ME!!
Oh, and welcome back! Is Time Stretch+Mirari just not good enough for you folks? Sheesh, four turns for 5 mana seems fair (Jhoira, durr)
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Not a bad idea, but you won't resolve your Time Stretch until turn seven. Good luck staying alive and away from Counterspells for that long!
Oh, and if you go to court over that stupid ****, tell me, and I'll come and kick their lilly asses, and show them what REAL violence is like. <_<
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Seconded. Kick their lilly assses...
Seriously, I have black belts in soo many
deadly--err--fun martial arts that it is kind of funny! If anyone here knows violence, it would be myself. And you, AI, are not a perpetrator of violence. Damn, I thought all asians new martial arts?I think the preconcieved notion about asians is that, they are all good at math. Not that they all know martial arts, that would be silly.
Default list for my suspend is:
4 Jhoira
2-3 Aeon Chronicler
2 Akroma, Angel of Fury
and every thing else...
:symr::symu: Reality Bites
:symr::symu: Delver Cyclops
:symr::symu: Niv Control EDH
:symg::symw: Sigarda EDH
The real battle is not one of power but of will.
If your confidence breaks, so too shall you."
—Venser[/card]
But being silly was the point of the stereotype. At least when I made it... AI seems like a good enough guy that I don't want to piss off (that said... ;)).
Oh, and the best weapon of all time: a Medium-size table. That's a joke for all you d20er's out there.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
I am, however, pretty good at math, if I do say so myself.
I will see your table, sir, and raise you a +17 Coaster of Ring-Prevention!
I'll just break out the Sword of Kas... and decapitate you.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
In other news...Transformers was ****ing awesome!!!
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
As far as Abuse with cards is conserned with Time Streach on the mind i think Eye of the Storm would do nicely. just a thought from a time manipulater. well talk to you all later.
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High Mage of Time Manipulation in the IzzetLeague
Time Manipulation Device Mark Three: Hour Glass Reversal
Idea was found looking into the past useing the time turner to go to egypt. After study have made improvments to device and are ready for testing. Waiting for Slaker to come back to throw him through it. I hope he turns out better then the elf i captured.
Decks
UR Delver
UB Dredge
WB Tokens
UR Moderns Storm
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Anyway, my mother is trying to legally disown me now.
So...I'm having fun with my summer...how's about y'all???
What's with yo momma?
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Oh, and we all need to update our Izzet League sig links!!!