This week's Regular is Shaharazad, everyone's favorite black kitty.
Shaharazad, who prefers Sha, Shah, Shazzy, or anything between, came to MTGSalvation in September of 2005, drawn by the White Weenie discussion and the Rumors from StarCityGames. His username is based around the card of the same name, one of his favorites, for its casual fun, complexity, simplicity, and exotic flavor. While on MTGS, Shaharazad has been all over. He enjoys the Coffeehouse, [Natural 20], his clan, and various other areas. He has won the trophy for Best Casual Strategist 2006, and deservedly so. He also enjoys Sneaky's threads for music and film.
When he's not storming for 5 Bogardan Hellkites, Shah enjoys, in the order of his application: Songwriting, cooking, D&D, painting, tekken, travel, reading, bikeriding, weight lifting, hiking, gardening and anime. Yes, he is very weird, and probably registers high on the Geek charts. Shaharazad has also been very kind to let the Coffeehouse know that he has Tourettes Syndrome, but luckily he has been able to cope. *Alacar hugs
Shaharazad has a short but varied list of plans: To teach art in a college, which is fine; to go camping in Iceland, which is fun; and to start a family, which is fantastic Right now he's working on his band, a three-piece instrumental group that's high-energy and dynamic; the Independent band, if there ever was one.
When asked about the Coffeehouse, Shah had this little nugget to offer:
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The internet is so full of trolls and people tend to show off their most negative traits, almost with pride. But not here. Here people really listen, and display genuine compassion. On top of this rarity, everyone is interesting in their own way. There is no "Oh crap, they are posting again". I look forward to every post in here.
Well said, Sha. Well said. He enjoys Cappuccino best in the House, and when asked to offer some words for his Regulars, he only had this to shout from the rooftops: Photon Eater - All hail Photon Eater! Let us eat photons and rejoice! Figures
And that's it for the first Regular of the Week of the Coffeehouse's second year, Shaharazad.
Ok, ok, you've found the line. I have no problem with you coming into your own skin, and having some fun. But, you do need to remember not to go too far with it. That kinda comment, while not exactly over the line, is definitely pushing the envelope. Please, I hope you're realizing I am not trying to staunch your fun, but just tone it down a bit, ok?
I wanna keep this short because frankly I don't feel good. To be more specific, I have laryngitis and a small stomach bug. The former is so bad I can't talk anymore. The good news is I already went to a doc about it and he says it should clear up in a week or so. And that was Saturday. So hope to see everyone before Friday...
Wayhhhaaaaa check out another of my new avvy's, sheesh I'm getting as bad as Sephiroth Owa, got another 30 or so avvy's planned for the next few month's probably change 3 times a week, woot how sad am I, awww nobody to talk to, ha poop.
@ Mr bloody minded, so how come you live in darlington now, just out of curiosity, says me who is moving to aspen in 2 years, duh!!!
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NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO It is so adorable! If you look at my friendster account my name is Neko Midori. I LOVE CAT GIRLS!!!
Pretty good. For those who wanted a translation - it's the opening song from Blood +, which I'll assume Myta is watching through fansubs.
Let's start with some punctuation:
Dou na unmei ga matteiru n darou? What kind of fate awates me?
Kuyamitakunai yo umareta koto. I don't want to regret being born.
Kanashimi no naka ni yuuki ga aru. There is courage even admist sadness.
Kagayaki tsukamu to shinjiteiru. I believe I can reach that sparkle.
Furishikiru aozora no namida. The tears of the blue sky pour down.
Itsu no hi ka, egao ni kaeru yo. Someday, they'll be replaced with a smile.
So, there you have it. The song is pretty much about Saya's cursed fate, being a monster and having to kill other monsters, and all that jazz.
I like your new av, too, LD. Where'd you find it? The collar makes it look... well... let's not go there. It's cute though.
I feel the song so much that I want to put it in my banner. I'm not cursed or anything, but then I'm emo, and so I feel that my life is cursed with having to see ghosts.
So I went to the doctor today, and I got an x-ray, and nothing showed up on it, which means it's not a bone injury, which is good. Unfortunately, it still hurts like hell, so I'm going to an orthopedist tomorrow to see if it could be a separated shoulder or a torn rotator cuff.
Oh, and because I'm bored, and I know all of you are dying to see what Katie (the girl I like) looks like :p, here's a picture of me and her at prom. Yes, I did wear a light blue bow-tie :p.
I didn't go to my prom. I was going to, but my junior prom didn't pan out because the girl I asked backed out at the last minute. I didn't go to my senior prom either because I decided it wasn't worth my time.
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DAMNIT: I should never have to shred my own character sheet in frustration.
This week's Regular is Shaharazad, everyone's favorite black kitty.
Shaharazad, who prefers Sha, Shah, Shazzy, or anything between, came to MTGSalvation in September of 2005, drawn by the White Weenie discussion and the Rumors from StarCityGames. His username is based around the card of the same name, one of his favorites, for its casual fun, complexity, simplicity, and exotic flavor. While on MTGS, Shaharazad has been all over. He enjoys the Coffeehouse, [Natural 20], his clan, and various other areas. He has won the trophy for Best Casual Strategist 2006, and deservedly so. He also enjoys Sneaky's threads for music and film.
When he's not storming for 5 Bogardan Hellkites, Shah enjoys, in the order of his application: Songwriting, cooking, D&D, painting, tekken, travel, reading, bikeriding, weight lifting, hiking, gardening and anime. Yes, he is very weird, and probably registers high on the Geek charts. Shaharazad has also been very kind to let the Coffeehouse know that he has Tourettes Syndrome, but luckily he has been able to cope. *Alacar hugs
Shaharazad has a short but varied list of plans: To teach art in a college, which is fine; to go camping in Iceland, which is fun; and to start a family, which is fantastic Right now he's working on his band, a three-piece instrumental group that's high-energy and dynamic; the Independent band, if there ever was one.
When asked about the Coffeehouse, Shah had this little nugget to offer:
Well said, Sha. Well said. He enjoys Cappuccino best in the House, and when asked to offer some words for his Regulars, he only had this to shout from the rooftops: Photon Eater - All hail Photon Eater! Let us eat photons and rejoice! Figures
And that's it for the first Regular of the Week of the Coffeehouse's second year, Shaharazad.
Ok, ok, you've found the line. I have no problem with you coming into your own skin, and having some fun. But, you do need to remember not to go too far with it. That kinda comment, while not exactly over the line, is definitely pushing the envelope. Please, I hope you're realizing I am not trying to staunch your fun, but just tone it down a bit, ok?
Oh, it wasn't that bad. Everyone gets those cannibalistic urges every once in a while :p.
I remember my senior's ball. I lost some of my prom pics in the computer. Here's a picture of me with my boys. All my best friends. The one beside me, to your left, is my very best friend.
hey, not bad, Myta. Was it fun? I went to a few dances in high school, but they were sadly mostly negative experiences. I only had a date for 2 of them, one of them was with my best female friend and the other was with my girlfriend who broke up with me a week later... :/
thanks. The one with my best female friend was nice, though. She and I were never a couple, but, I really cared about her. I was her big brother more than anything.
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Omna as Omna St. Croix-De la Rue-au Bibliotheque, a gentle librarian whose heart is full of melancholy! (Actress: Rachel McAdams)
Arguas as Arguas O'Bannon-St. Patrick-O'Shaunessy, a handsome Catholic priest with a heart full of conflict! (Actor: Clive Owen)
Alacar as Alacar Smith, the roguish businessman! Also, his heart is FULL! (Actor: Jude Law)
Mamelon as Mamelon Locksley-Cinnabun-Von-Wildebeast, the mysterious vixen who tends the bar! (Actress: Natalie Portman)
Photon Eater as Photon Charleston-Howitzer-Von Doom, the CEO of Coffee Incorporated, and evil socialite puppetmaster! (Actor: Daniel Craig)
SnoopdoggAtog as Snoop Smith, a housewife with a past- a past of ASSASSINATION! (Actress: Katherine Heigl)
SapphireTri as Sapphire Lustmelon, the buxom secretary to Photon Eater. She will ***** slap any woman in a heartbeat! (Actress: Sharon Stone)
Ethersphere as Ether Argyle the Third, the handsome young private eye- also he's dying! (Actor: David Boreanaz)
Crimson Avatar as Crimson Charleston-Howitzer-Von Doom, the millionaire playboy (Actor: Vince Vaughn)
Dreia as Dreia Popolocrois-McMana Cost as Alacar's mother (Actress: Toronga Leela from Futurama)
Kraj as Kraj Murderton-Montgomery, the Mafia (not the forum game) boss and Snoop's former employer.
Featuring:
Sakura as Sakura Blushneedle, the S&M nurse (Actress: Rose McGowan)
Tanthalas as Captain Tanthalas Jenkinsonlair, as the police captain (Actor: Sean Bean)
Joyd as Joyd Jenniferson, the tormented author (Actor: David Duchovny)
Shinobi as Shinobi Transylvaniastein-Locksley-Cinnabun-von-Wildebeast as the mysterious boy! (Actor: Haley Joel Osment)
Also featuring Faerie Lord as Fergalicious!
Episode 6: The Cold, Used Up Coffeegrounds of Life
The episode begins with Omna waking up in a hospital bed. She cannot remember anything about who she is! She awakens, attended by Tanthalas and Crimson. Crimson tells her she is his fiancee, and Tanthalas verifies it with a falsified public record.
Crimson tells Omna they were to be wed in 6 weeks, but now that she will need to recover it wouldn't be right to make her go through such a heavy, emotional ordeal such as a big white wedding- and he says that it would just be better if they were married tomorrow so that he could restore her memory with sweet marital sex.
Meanwhile, in a dark room, Sakura trains Arguas to rub her feet the way a woman likes it. She has him brainwashed, and he is her loyal slave. In the middle of the foot rub, she gets up and puts on her nurse's uniform and heads to work. Arguas follows her after she leaves, without her knowing.
Meanwhile, Mamelon is feeling awful about her current situation, and makes a lengthy post on MTGS about it. Her cult members send her love and affection, but before her mood can be turned around, she receives a chilling phone call from Photon, who tells her that Shinobi is loving his new life in his penthouse, and if she wants to see him again she must assassinate Alacar for him.
Meanwhile, Alacar and Snoop are in a heated argument in their home. Alacar throws a vase in rage, demanding she be honest with him, causing Snoop to strike him across the face. He falls to the floor, weeping, and Snoop merely says "I'm sorry, but you made me do it." Alacar cries that he will never be with someone who hits him, and storms out to go to his mother's house.
On his way, he encounters Mamelon. He asks her if she is there to see Snoop, and Mamelon tasers him in response. She then slings him over his shoulder and ties him to the back of her Vespa, and darts off into the night.
In the hospital, Omna is sitting in bed, reading a copy of Amnesiac Bride, and she sees Arguas wandering the halls, looking for Sakura. He looks oddly familiar to her, and the two of them begin talking. Sakura appears, and tells Omna that Arguas is her fiance. Omna becomes excited to meet another bride to be, and asks Sakura for advice on how to prepare for her wedding tomorrow.
Meanwhile, deep beneath the earth, Joyd and Ether find themselves walking through a series of winding tunnels underneath New York City. They are attacked by a mutant alligator, but they manage to fight it off using a couple of clubs made from Spaghettia's femurs, and then manage to skin and butcher the gator using knives made from Spaghettia's teeth, fingers, and pelvis. They then have a hearty gator stew and reminisce about the lovely molewoman Spaghettia, and how Ether loved her so deeply. Also, Joyd says something funny, but you really had to be there to get it. It's a shame, too, because it was like, really funny.
Snoop calls Dreia, and asks to speak to Alacar. She tells him that Alacar isn't there. Snoop panics. Just then, she receives a call from Mamelon, telling her that she has half an hour to meet her by the docks before her husband dies.
Snoop rushes out of the house, and arrives at the docks to find Alacar tied to a pole. She unties her husband, but suddenly a gunshot stops them. Sapphire appears from the darkness, holding a badly beaten Mamelon by the hair. She tosses Mamelon aside, and says that she knew that she would never follow through. She goes to shoot Alacar, but Snoop jumps in the way and takes the bullet through the chest.
Alacar holds his dying wife, and she uses her last breath to tell him that she loves him, and that people who play mono blue control are jackasses. Alacar cries out- his own name at first, but once he realizes it's Snoop's scene, he screams hers instead.
At her home in the Hamptons, Dreia watches Masterpiece Theater, unaware of it all.
Meanwhile, Photon is playing Pokemon in his evil tower with Shinobi, when Kraj enters unannounced. Photon calls for Sapphire to kick him out, but she does not answer. Kraj tells Photon that there is only room for one evil guy in town, and he is prepared to do whatever it takes to knock him off his throne.
Next Episode:
Kraj: *gunshot* Just hand over the tiara, your highness.
Photon: *gunshots* Never! ... Wait, did you just call me a queen?
Kraj: *shots fired* You aren't man enough to be a queen!
Mamelon: I need to have a word with you.
Sapphire: It's my job to make sure Photon's work is done correctly.
Mamelon: *16 hit super combo* Look, *****, I could care less. But you ruined mah weave!
Sapphire: Oh *****, don't make me put down mah cooler!
Joyd: We're breaking through, it's the surface!
Ethersphere: Oh my God, I feel just like Buffy in the second episode of season six!
Joyd: What?
Ethersphere: I mean, cars... and trucks and stuff.
Crimson: You know who my real father is, don't you?
Sapphire: *shoots Crimson*
Crimson: OH MY ****ING GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOOT PEOPLE?! THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE REACTION!!!
Priest: Do you, Omna, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Omna: I do, unless I happen to remember something that would change my mind.
Arguas: *storms in barechested and surrounded by soft lighting* Something like THIS?!
Sakura and Crimson: DAMN YOU, DEUS EX MACHINA!!!!
Dreia: Oh Agnes, I simply must get that recipe for berry sage thumbprint cookies from you, they were simply to DIE for at last week's tea... no, Agnes, I don't know why the hell I am in this show, either...
Alacar: Come on, resurrect dammit! Resurrect! Please, you can't leave me!
Mamelon: It's too late. She's been removed from the game.
Alacar: There has to be a way...
Mamelon: There is... but it is very dangerous... only one man has the power to save her...
Alacar: Jesus? *wipes the tears away*
Mamelon: Hahaha, don't be stupid, dear.
Alacar: Oh... Frankenstein?
Mamelon: What are you, twelve?
Tune in next week, for Magic Soap Operahouse!
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[16:23] Alacar Leoricar: maybe if you do it'll make the porn more meaningful
@photon: no comment on the coffeehouse opera this time.
@strongbad: your welcome strongbad!
@sharahazad: congrats on the rotw!
Well goodnight everyone this will probably be my last post for tonight. Ill post sometime tommorrow though probably before i go to work. Ill be on aol and msn for about 40 more minutes if any of you want to talk to me but if not see you all soon! *hugs and blows kisses* Have a great day tommorrow everyone!
Love,
Cecilia
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I thank Mr. stuff for my banner and avatar.
I thank Sakura for the animation of my avatar.
"Miracles are only worth happening if you make them happen."
--Cecilia
Yoda of Legacy since 2006. Member of the 2005 and 2007 MTGS Magic Team. Also known as kevinliu2333. Current favorite Magic card is Time Elemental
Alacar: Come on, resurrect dammit! Resurrect! Please, you can't leave me!
Mamelon: It's too late. She's been removed from the game.
Alacar: There has to be a way...
Mamelon: There is... but it is very dangerous... only one man has the power to save her...
Alacar: Jesus? *wipes the tears away*
Mamelon: Hahaha, don't be stupid, dear.
Alacar: Oh... Frankenstein?
Mamelon: What are you, twelve?
Who has the power to resurect Snoop?! The suspense is killing me. *Runs over to the entertainment section to read spoilers*
Mamelon busted out the 16 hit super combo! I've been waiting for that.
@Everyone. Thanks, I enjoyed being a ROTW. I hope everyone enjoys the new music.
*Shaharazad takes another cappuccino outside and enjoys a nice cigarette and continues to shyly hit on random cuties* "Life is good", he remarks.
Edit: @Alacar, I was editing before you posted. Snarnothed!
Shaharazad.. and anyone else looking: You know, you don't have to quote the entirety of the post. Especially long ones like that. Fills the page with something already on the thread.
Cecilia: Don't worry about the Soap Opera-house, bud--you'll get on there soon.
Ugh, so freaking busy. It's always one thing or another. I can't just stop and play video games anymore. Always something.
Sorry if i weirded you out hun, wasnt my intention. Meant nothing by it...you are far to young for me anyways.
Not sure why Yukora thought i was over the line though? O_o
Lol, you didn't weird me out, don't worry. That's what the was for. And the um...................................kay was from Homestar Runner. Look HERE Seriously, it's hilarious.
Well, I'm off to bed. Have a good night everyone!! I'll probably be up bright and early tomorrow to finish up some homework. Good night :).
Hello, everyone. Sorry I've been away for a while. I was just taking a break from MTGS, what with all of the stuff that's beeen going on. I realized that I was spending several hours a day simply on replying to posts and messages, just keeping up, and I got to feeling like I was just worn out, like I was writing stuff out of obligation instead of because of my own desire.
Anyway, I've been playing Pokémon Pearl lately. I am remembering how much fun I used to have with Pokémon. This game seems to have less Pokémon to catch, but oh, well. I really wanted a Ralts, even though you can't normally catch one in Diamond or Pearl.
That, and I've been working on material for my upcoming campaign. Yes, good fellows, I am also planning a role playing campaign presently. However, mine is not an online affair of great majesty, just a simple at-home event. I've been doing a lot of converting, but the stories ideas seem fairly intuitive. I'm doing something a bit new, I think, so hopefully it will go over well.
@Strongbad: Hey, I like that picture. Did you have fun at prom?
I guess I'll chime in an agree that yes, you are indeed a cutie.
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Mamelon busted out the 16 hit super combo! I've been waiting for that.
Oh yeah. Ain't no way she's gonna beat me up, or at least not without getting away with it.
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I like your new av, too, LD. Where'd you find it? The collar makes it look... well... let's not go there. It's cute though.
Oy, that's what I thought at first, too. But cat-people are cute, generally. Of course, it evoked an "awwww" from me.
@Soap Opera House: Oh, my, it's really getting intense now. Violence! Prana-bindu, ho!
Where did I get a taser?
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Alacar holds his dying wife, and she uses her last breath to tell him that she loves him, and that people who play mono blue control are jackasses. Alacar cries out- his own name at first, but once he realizes it's Snoop's scene, he screams hers instead.
I was a bit slow on the uptake, but I tell you, this part was rich.
And so was:
Crimson: OH MY ****ING GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOOT PEOPLE?! THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE REACTION!!!
Hee hee.
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All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the light that you see. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel. All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
But the rainbow is an image of hope for many reasons, as it is a brilliant sight coming out of oftimes dismal weather.
Crimson: You know who my real father is, don't you?
Sapphire: *shoots Crimson*
Crimson: OH MY ****ING GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOOT PEOPLE?! THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE REACTION!!!
This is mostly my reaction to everything. Hate to see when someone asks for salt....
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Shaharazad, who prefers Sha, Shah, Shazzy, or anything between, came to MTGSalvation in September of 2005, drawn by the White Weenie discussion and the Rumors from StarCityGames. His username is based around the card of the same name, one of his favorites, for its casual fun, complexity, simplicity, and exotic flavor. While on MTGS, Shaharazad has been all over. He enjoys the Coffeehouse, [Natural 20], his clan, and various other areas. He has won the trophy for Best Casual Strategist 2006, and deservedly so. He also enjoys Sneaky's threads for music and film.
Regarding Magic, Shah's favorite card is the ultra-slick, ultra-simple Undermine. His favorite decks range from tourney-worthy to casual play: A Hunted Leyline deck, his Dark Invitation deck, which is shown on his sig (Dark Confidant, Shadowmage Infiltrator, Meddling Mage, and Vindicate being hallmark cards) and finally a tourney-powerhouse Dragonstorm deck.
When he's not storming for 5 Bogardan Hellkites, Shah enjoys, in the order of his application: Songwriting, cooking, D&D, painting, tekken, travel, reading, bikeriding, weight lifting, hiking, gardening and anime. Yes, he is very weird, and probably registers high on the Geek charts. Shaharazad has also been very kind to let the Coffeehouse know that he has Tourettes Syndrome, but luckily he has been able to cope.
*Alacar hugs
Shaharazad has a short but varied list of plans: To teach art in a college, which is fine; to go camping in Iceland, which is fun; and to start a family, which is fantastic Right now he's working on his band, a three-piece instrumental group that's high-energy and dynamic; the Independent band, if there ever was one.
When asked about the Coffeehouse, Shah had this little nugget to offer:
Well said, Sha. Well said. He enjoys Cappuccino best in the House, and when asked to offer some words for his Regulars, he only had this to shout from the rooftops:
Photon Eater - All hail Photon Eater! Let us eat photons and rejoice!
Figures
And that's it for the first Regular of the Week of the Coffeehouse's second year, Shaharazad.
And now..
Geek Mp3
The continued Waffle Iron Chronicles:
Three tracks from Volume 5: The Empire's Eight-Track
As suggested by Shaharazad.
Magnetic Fields - The Death of Ferdinand De Saussure
LCD Soundsystem - Someone Great
Interpol - Evil
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I wanna keep this short because frankly I don't feel good. To be more specific, I have laryngitis and a small stomach bug. The former is so bad I can't talk anymore. The good news is I already went to a doc about it and he says it should clear up in a week or so. And that was Saturday. So hope to see everyone before Friday...
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NEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKONEKO It is so adorable! If you look at my friendster account my name is Neko Midori. I LOVE CAT GIRLS!!!
Thanks Sakura!
I feel the song so much that I want to put it in my banner. I'm not cursed or anything, but then I'm emo, and so I feel that my life is cursed with having to see ghosts.
Come on man that was completely awesome... yet strange.
* mytamaimai hands you a chocolate chip bread.
You're hot. :Paris Hilton smile:
* mytamaimai remembers her prom.
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Why thank you. I personally don't think it's that good of a picture, but whatever. There are very few pictures of me that I really like.
Why thank you :). And yeah, I hope it's not either. Luckily, there are no broken bones, which takes out a lot of the "serious" possibilities.
Congrats!! Another well-deserved RotW.
Oh, it wasn't that bad. Everyone gets those cannibalistic urges every once in a while :p.
Ewwwww, Paris Hilton... but seriously, thanks :).
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Exciting Tales of Intrigue and Romance
The Cast-
Omna as Omna St. Croix-De la Rue-au Bibliotheque, a gentle librarian whose heart is full of melancholy! (Actress: Rachel McAdams)
Arguas as Arguas O'Bannon-St. Patrick-O'Shaunessy, a handsome Catholic priest with a heart full of conflict! (Actor: Clive Owen)
Alacar as Alacar Smith, the roguish businessman! Also, his heart is FULL! (Actor: Jude Law)
Mamelon as Mamelon Locksley-Cinnabun-Von-Wildebeast, the mysterious vixen who tends the bar! (Actress: Natalie Portman)
Photon Eater as Photon Charleston-Howitzer-Von Doom, the CEO of Coffee Incorporated, and evil socialite puppetmaster! (Actor: Daniel Craig)
SnoopdoggAtog as Snoop Smith, a housewife with a past- a past of ASSASSINATION! (Actress: Katherine Heigl)
SapphireTri as Sapphire Lustmelon, the buxom secretary to Photon Eater. She will ***** slap any woman in a heartbeat! (Actress: Sharon Stone)
Ethersphere as Ether Argyle the Third, the handsome young private eye- also he's dying! (Actor: David Boreanaz)
Crimson Avatar as Crimson Charleston-Howitzer-Von Doom, the millionaire playboy (Actor: Vince Vaughn)
Dreia as Dreia Popolocrois-McMana Cost as Alacar's mother (Actress: Toronga Leela from Futurama)
Kraj as Kraj Murderton-Montgomery, the Mafia (not the forum game) boss and Snoop's former employer.
Featuring:
Sakura as Sakura Blushneedle, the S&M nurse (Actress: Rose McGowan)
Tanthalas as Captain Tanthalas Jenkinsonlair, as the police captain (Actor: Sean Bean)
Joyd as Joyd Jenniferson, the tormented author (Actor: David Duchovny)
Shinobi as Shinobi Transylvaniastein-Locksley-Cinnabun-von-Wildebeast as the mysterious boy! (Actor: Haley Joel Osment)
Also featuring Faerie Lord as Fergalicious!
Episode 6: The Cold, Used Up Coffeegrounds of Life
The episode begins with Omna waking up in a hospital bed. She cannot remember anything about who she is! She awakens, attended by Tanthalas and Crimson. Crimson tells her she is his fiancee, and Tanthalas verifies it with a falsified public record.
Crimson tells Omna they were to be wed in 6 weeks, but now that she will need to recover it wouldn't be right to make her go through such a heavy, emotional ordeal such as a big white wedding- and he says that it would just be better if they were married tomorrow so that he could restore her memory with sweet marital sex.
Meanwhile, in a dark room, Sakura trains Arguas to rub her feet the way a woman likes it. She has him brainwashed, and he is her loyal slave. In the middle of the foot rub, she gets up and puts on her nurse's uniform and heads to work. Arguas follows her after she leaves, without her knowing.
Meanwhile, Mamelon is feeling awful about her current situation, and makes a lengthy post on MTGS about it. Her cult members send her love and affection, but before her mood can be turned around, she receives a chilling phone call from Photon, who tells her that Shinobi is loving his new life in his penthouse, and if she wants to see him again she must assassinate Alacar for him.
Meanwhile, Alacar and Snoop are in a heated argument in their home. Alacar throws a vase in rage, demanding she be honest with him, causing Snoop to strike him across the face. He falls to the floor, weeping, and Snoop merely says "I'm sorry, but you made me do it." Alacar cries that he will never be with someone who hits him, and storms out to go to his mother's house.
On his way, he encounters Mamelon. He asks her if she is there to see Snoop, and Mamelon tasers him in response. She then slings him over his shoulder and ties him to the back of her Vespa, and darts off into the night.
In the hospital, Omna is sitting in bed, reading a copy of Amnesiac Bride, and she sees Arguas wandering the halls, looking for Sakura. He looks oddly familiar to her, and the two of them begin talking. Sakura appears, and tells Omna that Arguas is her fiance. Omna becomes excited to meet another bride to be, and asks Sakura for advice on how to prepare for her wedding tomorrow.
Meanwhile, deep beneath the earth, Joyd and Ether find themselves walking through a series of winding tunnels underneath New York City. They are attacked by a mutant alligator, but they manage to fight it off using a couple of clubs made from Spaghettia's femurs, and then manage to skin and butcher the gator using knives made from Spaghettia's teeth, fingers, and pelvis. They then have a hearty gator stew and reminisce about the lovely molewoman Spaghettia, and how Ether loved her so deeply. Also, Joyd says something funny, but you really had to be there to get it. It's a shame, too, because it was like, really funny.
Snoop calls Dreia, and asks to speak to Alacar. She tells him that Alacar isn't there. Snoop panics. Just then, she receives a call from Mamelon, telling her that she has half an hour to meet her by the docks before her husband dies.
Snoop rushes out of the house, and arrives at the docks to find Alacar tied to a pole. She unties her husband, but suddenly a gunshot stops them. Sapphire appears from the darkness, holding a badly beaten Mamelon by the hair. She tosses Mamelon aside, and says that she knew that she would never follow through. She goes to shoot Alacar, but Snoop jumps in the way and takes the bullet through the chest.
Alacar holds his dying wife, and she uses her last breath to tell him that she loves him, and that people who play mono blue control are jackasses. Alacar cries out- his own name at first, but once he realizes it's Snoop's scene, he screams hers instead.
At her home in the Hamptons, Dreia watches Masterpiece Theater, unaware of it all.
Meanwhile, Photon is playing Pokemon in his evil tower with Shinobi, when Kraj enters unannounced. Photon calls for Sapphire to kick him out, but she does not answer. Kraj tells Photon that there is only room for one evil guy in town, and he is prepared to do whatever it takes to knock him off his throne.
Next Episode:
Kraj: *gunshot* Just hand over the tiara, your highness.
Photon: *gunshots* Never! ... Wait, did you just call me a queen?
Kraj: *shots fired* You aren't man enough to be a queen!
Mamelon: I need to have a word with you.
Sapphire: It's my job to make sure Photon's work is done correctly.
Mamelon: *16 hit super combo* Look, *****, I could care less. But you ruined mah weave!
Sapphire: Oh *****, don't make me put down mah cooler!
Joyd: We're breaking through, it's the surface!
Ethersphere: Oh my God, I feel just like Buffy in the second episode of season six!
Joyd: What?
Ethersphere: I mean, cars... and trucks and stuff.
Crimson: You know who my real father is, don't you?
Sapphire: *shoots Crimson*
Crimson: OH MY ****ING GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOOT PEOPLE?! THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE REACTION!!!
Priest: Do you, Omna, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Omna: I do, unless I happen to remember something that would change my mind.
Arguas: *storms in barechested and surrounded by soft lighting* Something like THIS?!
Sakura and Crimson: DAMN YOU, DEUS EX MACHINA!!!!
Dreia: Oh Agnes, I simply must get that recipe for berry sage thumbprint cookies from you, they were simply to DIE for at last week's tea... no, Agnes, I don't know why the hell I am in this show, either...
Alacar: Come on, resurrect dammit! Resurrect! Please, you can't leave me!
Mamelon: It's too late. She's been removed from the game.
Alacar: There has to be a way...
Mamelon: There is... but it is very dangerous... only one man has the power to save her...
Alacar: Jesus? *wipes the tears away*
Mamelon: Hahaha, don't be stupid, dear.
Alacar: Oh... Frankenstein?
Mamelon: What are you, twelve?
Tune in next week, for Magic Soap Operahouse!
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Crimson: OH MY ****ING GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SHOOT PEOPLE?! THAT IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE REACTION!!!
lol
ALACAAAAARRRRR---erm.. SNOOOOOOOOPPPP!!!!!
I laughed all the way through it, and I love our last names
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@strongbad: your welcome strongbad!
@sharahazad: congrats on the rotw!
Well goodnight everyone this will probably be my last post for tonight. Ill post sometime tommorrow though probably before i go to work. Ill be on aol and msn for about 40 more minutes if any of you want to talk to me but if not see you all soon! *hugs and blows kisses* Have a great day tommorrow everyone!
Love,
Cecilia
I thank Mr. stuff for my banner and avatar.
I thank Sakura for the animation of my avatar.
"Miracles are only worth happening if you make them happen."
--Cecilia
Yoda of Legacy since 2006.
Member of the 2005 and 2007 MTGS Magic Team.
Also known as kevinliu2333.
Current favorite Magic card is Time Elemental
Who has the power to resurect Snoop?! The suspense is killing me. *Runs over to the entertainment section to read spoilers*
Mamelon busted out the 16 hit super combo! I've been waiting for that.
@Everyone. Thanks, I enjoyed being a ROTW. I hope everyone enjoys the new music.
*Shaharazad takes another cappuccino outside and enjoys a nice cigarette and continues to shyly hit on random cuties* "Life is good", he remarks.
Edit: @Alacar, I was editing before you posted. Snarnothed!
I generally edit the hell out of my posts.
Cecilia: Don't worry about the Soap Opera-house, bud--you'll get on there soon.
Ugh, so freaking busy. It's always one thing or another. I can't just stop and play video games anymore. Always something.
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LoL. How ya been, buddy?
@Ala: I'll take note of that. Hope you can finish all your tasks! *anime cheerleader mode*
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awesome as always
Sorry if i weirded you out hun, wasnt my intention. Meant nothing by it...you are far to young for me anyways.
Not sure why Yukora thought i was over the line though? O_o
Lol, you didn't weird me out, don't worry. That's what the was for. And the um...................................kay was from Homestar Runner. Look HERE Seriously, it's hilarious.
Well, I'm off to bed. Have a good night everyone!! I'll probably be up bright and early tomorrow to finish up some homework. Good night :).
Magic Coffeehouse pwns.
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Anyway, I've been playing Pokémon Pearl lately. I am remembering how much fun I used to have with Pokémon. This game seems to have less Pokémon to catch, but oh, well. I really wanted a Ralts, even though you can't normally catch one in Diamond or Pearl.
That, and I've been working on material for my upcoming campaign. Yes, good fellows, I am also planning a role playing campaign presently. However, mine is not an online affair of great majesty, just a simple at-home event. I've been doing a lot of converting, but the stories ideas seem fairly intuitive. I'm doing something a bit new, I think, so hopefully it will go over well.
@Strongbad: Hey, I like that picture. Did you have fun at prom?
I guess I'll chime in an agree that yes, you are indeed a cutie.
Oh yeah. Ain't no way she's gonna beat me up, or at least not without getting away with it.
Oy, that's what I thought at first, too. But cat-people are cute, generally. Of course, it evoked an "awwww" from me.
@Soap Opera House: Oh, my, it's really getting intense now. Violence! Prana-bindu, ho!
Where did I get a taser?
I was a bit slow on the uptake, but I tell you, this part was rich.
And so was:
Hee hee.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to be the peace that you feel.
All that I yearn for, for richer or poorer, is to fill your heart on my own.
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Anyway, I'm watching the Coffeehouse while everyone is sleeping... Wondering if I can steal, with permission, a cup of mocha java and a ginger cookie.
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I'm doing some research for a new d20 game we are going to start soon. That and downloading a bit of this and that. How are you doing miss nightshift?
This is mostly my reaction to everything. Hate to see when someone asks for salt....