You know, I'm pretty sure if there was ever a sex tape of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt that got leaked to the public, watching it would cure people of cancer. I'm ****ing serious. Either that or make their eyes bleed for they have seen the true face of God.
Keep your filthy, sweaty, ham-hock man-boobs to yourselves!
*phew*
Anyways...
Girls are easily the most perplexing creatures on earth. The end.
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Mr. Fu, your leaving of MTGnews' humor forum killed it. KILLLED IT!
@Nemo: Please don't ever offer us a link to "Man boobs" ever again. Ever. I didn't click it for fear that it would make my eyes bleed.
@Fu: Absolutely. Whatwe as guys need to learn is that we'll never ever understand them, and the most we'll ever know is varying degrees of keeping them happy. Some more than others, and as I understand it: Oni > Everyone else > A_Z. For now, cuz I mean we'll all move up and Oni may move down. Ok I'll change that. Everyone > A_Z. I wondered if I piss him off while he's wired he might have a stroke or something..
for the record, I think Oni and I are at a very similar level when it comes to experience with women =P The bottom-line truth is it never gets easier, just harder.
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Mr. Fu, your leaving of MTGnews' humor forum killed it. KILLLED IT!
I wondered if I piss him off while he's wired he might have a stroke or something..
no, i don't think so. it took my about 3-5 minutes to figure out what your post was saying. see, i stayed up all last night too because, by the time pre-initiation **** was done at my frat, it was midnight, and i knew if i went to sleep i would never be able to get up in time to turn in my paper in my 8:00 am class. therefore, i have now gone for 4 days on eight hours of sleep...i feel like total garbage, and right now i am slower than an old macintosh computer...seriously, even full throttle isn't helping naymore.
Crazy, in 3 days we managed 90days... I say we are doing good no? ;).
Twink
You are the undisputed master of not making any ****ing sense.
Anyways, the girl who I was complaining about earlier with my 'women are perplexing' comment let me get to 2nd base last night, much to my suprise. I was just tryin' to play some video games. =)
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@A_Z: When you finally do succumb to sleep... do NOT sleep for more than 7 or 8 hours. Try to force yourself to wake up. If you sleep 9+ hours you're going to wake to all sorts of pain and grogginess that won't go away and you'll end up in bed 16hrs or more. Anyways, that's how it happens to me.
I averaged 11 hours of sleep weekly for roughly, oh, twelve years.
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Mr. Fu, your leaving of MTGnews' humor forum killed it. KILLLED IT!
You are the undisputed master of not making any ****ing sense.
Anyways, the girl who I was complaining about earlier with my 'women are perplexing' comment let me get to 2nd base last night, much to my suprise. I was just tryin' to play some video games. =)
Yayyyyy... I can't type for somereason. I meant 90posts in 3days. Bleh.
Yeah, there has been studies or something saying that you shouldn't sleep more than 8hours. Sleeping longer than 8hours will actually do more harm than good to you apparently.
In another note on sleep.. I believe there was a study done where they found out that you sleep 'shallow-est' every 3 hour period. So if you need to have a power-nap, set your alarm clock for 3 hours away. :isthatso:.
Hpe that make sense now... :slant:
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WHAAAAT! I do not like man-tits! Repeat: DO NOT!!! Just fo that, I won't show you mine.
@Muck: If it was meant for guys to understand women, they would all have vaginas. God's honest truth. But, I agree, Oni is a pimp!
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Colour me all sorts of confused. I don't see how giving all of human kind violent monthly moodswings would be beneficial in anyway. As men, we are quite stable, in that our hormone cycles are ever 11 hours, instead of 28 days
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@Twinks: And keeping in mind that none of this was really the spam that we had before. Pretty good, I must say.
Amen. I can finally read the thread without gouging my eyes out!
I'm going to skip FNM in favor of having gas to go to a free concert downtown Raleigh this weekend... woo for seeing Better Than Ezra for nothing!
...I hope their opening band isn't named 'Ezra'
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I'm going to skip FNM in favor of having gas to go to a free concert downtown Raleigh this weekend... woo for seeing Better Than Ezra for nothing!
...I hope their opening band isn't named 'Ezra'
mmmm...urza...
well, i just woke up from a six hour nap. after i turned in my essay this morning, i went back to my room and crashed. i apparently slept through a fire alarm going off in the building - the siren in our room apparently doesn't work, or i was in a ****ing coma. either way, i woke up when every alarm clock in my room (including my roommates, which i set) went off at 3:30 to get me up for my neuroscience discussion section, where i am now in the process of turning in yet another assignment.
@oni: even when i had a goatee, i had no luck with women. so i don't think that's part of it...
@Lighty: Augh I dunno about you, but I've met some pretty hormonely (is that a word?) unstable males. Man they can get annoying.
@A_Z: Ok so a fire alarm didn't wake you at all, I wonder if you'd have woken up if you were actually set on fire.. Oh well, too late to test anything out.
@all: Hmm.. Telling everyone that a girl likes man boobs results in you not seeing hers. *writes notes down* lol
I think I may be to mean to Twinks..
@Oxymoron: Welcome!
@AZ: Finished my first year without having to pull an all nighter. Not looking forward to any time soon either.
YOU need to get some sleep?! YOU?! dude, i need to get some ****ing sleep...so sleep deprived...
and yeah, full throttle is that good. hell, if it was any more potent, it would be called warp ****ing speed.
ROTFLMAO Damn A_Z...put the drink down and SLOWLY back away!
....man-boobs.....did someone say....man-boobs....
Man Boobs
*phew*
Anyways...
Girls are easily the most perplexing creatures on earth. The end.
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@Fu: Absolutely. Whatwe as guys need to learn is that we'll never ever understand them, and the most we'll ever know is varying degrees of keeping them happy. Some more than others, and as I understand it: Oni > Everyone else > A_Z. For now, cuz I mean we'll all move up and Oni may move down. Ok I'll change that. Everyone > A_Z. I wondered if I piss him off while he's wired he might have a stroke or something..
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ROFLMAO
QFT
Nenmata, did you mean, "Man, boobs"?
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Crazy, in 3 days we managed 90days... I say we are doing good no? ;).
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no, i don't think so. it took my about 3-5 minutes to figure out what your post was saying. see, i stayed up all last night too because, by the time pre-initiation **** was done at my frat, it was midnight, and i knew if i went to sleep i would never be able to get up in time to turn in my paper in my 8:00 am class. therefore, i have now gone for 4 days on eight hours of sleep...i feel like total garbage, and right now i am slower than an old macintosh computer...seriously, even full throttle isn't helping naymore.
You are the undisputed master of not making any ****ing sense.
Anyways, the girl who I was complaining about earlier with my 'women are perplexing' comment let me get to 2nd base last night, much to my suprise. I was just tryin' to play some video games. =)
~In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.~
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@Twinks: And keeping in mind that none of this was really the spam that we had before. Pretty good, I must say.
@A_Z: When you finally do succumb to sleep... do NOT sleep for more than 7 or 8 hours. Try to force yourself to wake up. If you sleep 9+ hours you're going to wake to all sorts of pain and grogginess that won't go away and you'll end up in bed 16hrs or more. Anyways, that's how it happens to me.
I averaged 11 hours of sleep weekly for roughly, oh, twelve years.
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Yayyyyy... I can't type for somereason. I meant 90posts in 3days. Bleh.
Yeah, there has been studies or something saying that you shouldn't sleep more than 8hours. Sleeping longer than 8hours will actually do more harm than good to you apparently.
In another note on sleep.. I believe there was a study done where they found out that you sleep 'shallow-est' every 3 hour period. So if you need to have a power-nap, set your alarm clock for 3 hours away. :isthatso:.
Hpe that make sense now... :slant:
Twink
WHAAAAT! I do not like man-tits! Repeat: DO NOT!!! Just fo that, I won't show you mine.
@Muck: If it was meant for guys to understand women, they would all have vaginas. God's honest truth. But, I agree, Oni is a pimp!
Colour me all sorts of confused. I don't see how giving all of human kind violent monthly moodswings would be beneficial in anyway. As men, we are quite stable, in that our hormone cycles are ever 11 hours, instead of 28 days
Amen. I can finally read the thread without gouging my eyes out!
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Truth - must be the goatees.
Not man tits, man boobies. There is a difference. I'll have to explain it to you in person.
And yeah, i'm a pimp. She said it.
respekt!
I'm going to skip FNM in favor of having gas to go to a free concert downtown Raleigh this weekend... woo for seeing Better Than Ezra for nothing!
...I hope their opening band isn't named 'Ezra'
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mmmm...urza...
well, i just woke up from a six hour nap. after i turned in my essay this morning, i went back to my room and crashed. i apparently slept through a fire alarm going off in the building - the siren in our room apparently doesn't work, or i was in a ****ing coma. either way, i woke up when every alarm clock in my room (including my roommates, which i set) went off at 3:30 to get me up for my neuroscience discussion section, where i am now in the process of turning in yet another assignment.
@oni: even when i had a goatee, i had no luck with women. so i don't think that's part of it...
@jaede: awww, damn.
@A_Z: Ok so a fire alarm didn't wake you at all, I wonder if you'd have woken up if you were actually set on fire.. Oh well, too late to test anything out.
@all: Hmm.. Telling everyone that a girl likes man boobs results in you not seeing hers. *writes notes down* lol