First, Cheers to Wessel for the excellent clan title.
Bow to Wessel.
Wessel is your god.
He is the Flying Dutchman.
….
….
Ahem.
Hey all, this is the [499] clan – formed upon, from what I can best tell, the concept that having exactly 499 posts makes you better than everyone else and thus eligible for entrance.
This clan is simply for people that want somewhere friendly to return to after having their Thrumming Stone deck shattered for the 15th time. No one in here will rubbish your idea (well not unless it’s REALLY, REALLY bad…:laugh:)
[499] is a clan where you can rant all day long and no one will notice. We usually fill up our Threads within ten days or so anyways. That’s a lot of ranting
So relax, kick back, and just enjoy all the differing personalities that show up.
However, a warning: There are a lot of professional (and/or obsessed) Mafia players here. Don't mention Lynching if you value your life
But in all seriosness, we dont bite. We're good people. So join if you want, if you do, we welcome you with open arms. And the first sample of Pecan Pie is free. :D:D
I like pecan pie.
Members
: Wessel (Clan Leader) - Wessel
: Glamdring_The_Foehammer (Clan Leader) - Jeff
: Good&Evil (Clan Rep) - Calvin
:symwg::symr:: Hunted Charlie (Stand In) - Charlie
: MultaniMan3000 (Clan Leader Advisor) - Brian x:symur:: Wuffles II (Official Minion of Wessel) - Adam W :Tool - G.Q Gregory
: Circu626 - Daniel
: Faust (Vodka Duke) - Paul
: Gardevior - Lee
: Tangerine Tulip - Michelle
: Shino Tenshi - Matthew
: Pod - Andrew
: Faerie Lord - Johnathon
: Umgenni Kemo - Jedrzej
: Astanix
: Magic Mage
: Bertrand 16 : Cubus049
Moxman : Andrew - Here to stay?
Coiled Flame
Samurai Soldier
Priest
god of cyanide
Still waiting for the last ones to submit an appropriate symbol to use in front of their names.
Yukora
Charlie Donaldson: Charlie - Good while it lasted, dude
Patron of the Nerds
shesXmyXsuicide
Mirari
BweeBwee
Charlie Donaldson
Wrath of Dog
Phyrexian
Soul Grind
Shinobi
Kankennon
Darklight
Romanov
Eledin
Coiled Flame
Xyver
Priest
Jack
LoTechnus
Spanglegluppet
Spiral
Lock Down
PurpleD
KoolKoal
Avatar of Kokusho
Void Nothing
Enter Manic
Firemane Council
Tool
Watza
Tneill
Spiritual Herder
Nerdherd115
Our Mascots
Presenting Boe the Bunny! Showing you why [499] matters!!
Topics to Discuss
Is Hunted Charlie a Dishwasher?
Who is prettier, Wessel or Glam?
Where foreart thou Faust?
Pecan pie > Than you
Who's the King of [499] Mafia?
Who has the coolest/stupidest name?
Clan Contests
Would you like "rawr" with that?
I wont make a Wessels lover's list until he agrees to add me!
OY! It's yet another thread for those increadibly spammy, elitist *****es over at the [499]. We've got one rule here: You can't join unless you have 499 posts. Why 499? Well, it's just the way our leaders, Wessel, GtF's, and G&E's demented minds work. Don't ask me. Other than random fits of insanity from certain members (I wont point fingers...Aww, what the hell, it's usually me) and Moxman's constant rampages about sex, were a pretty cool bunch of elitists. So if you feel like standing on top of the world and saying 'Were Better Than You!' To the people with less than 499 posts, then this is the clan for you, you goddamn SOB. Just Kidding.
So if you want to join the best clan at Salvation, well, then, this isn't for you. Because were not that clan. Just Kidding, of course we are. So join, because you know you want to flaunt your elitist side. I wanna see the ***** in you - this is the place to show it. Just Kidding, were really pretty lax. Just be cool, 'cause we rule. And stay in school, too. Don't do drugs!
If you want to be friend, well, you can. You don't need 499 posts. But we may beat up on you because were elitists...just kidding. Were nice here. We're nice than you. Again, just kidding.
But in all seriosness, we dont bite. Were not 'leet in a bad way. So join if you want, if you do, we welcome you with open arms. Again, were a clan dedicated to peace and happiness on earth.
New thread! At first I was wtf but then I went through what happened in the last few posts in the last thread and things started making sense. Poor A banana
Anyway, Wessel I was thinking that about fresh threads we could leave the choice of name to the person starting the thread rather than voting for it. In that way every member caan contribute with something original. What do you think about that?
Anyway, Wessel I was thinking that about fresh threads we could leave the choice of name to the person starting the thread rather than voting for it. In that way every member caan contribute with something original. What do you think about that?
As clan leader advisor, I second this idea, and hope we follow through with it. Just no more direct sexual refrences please?
I'd just like to say that I'm offended by your newest clan thread title. Way to flaunt your bulging membership in the faces of us smaller clans. Heck, I'd be happy if we had 4 active members, let alone 499
(Just in case that doesn't come off as such in post form, the above was sarcasm :o)
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I'd just like to say that I'm offended by your newest clan thread title. Way to flaunt your bulging membership in the faces of us smaller clans. Heck, I'd be happy if we had 4 active members, let alone 499
(Just in case that doesn't come off as such in post form, the above was sarcasm :o)
Somehow all our thread titles seem offensive to at least a person. At least the response was better than to A banana's last one
<announcervoice>And the man who needs no introduction!...</announcervoice>
Let me take a look at the deck.
[edit- I'm not sure if Sengir is the nest choice of finisher, there must be something better than a 4/4 for 5.. Kokusho maybe? I'm also not conviced of how good Phobian Phantasm is here. With only 20 land, it's either going to manascrew you or die quickly [or both]. Brain Pry is fun but bad for your tempo, and there must be something better available than Feast Of Flesh..]
Yeah, I know you. I tried to get you lynched for putting a third vote in a newb game.
Oh, wow, totally forgot about the game we were in together on 'Scum. Yeah, that was funny. I can't believe we got you lynched D1, seeing as you were very close to killing off the scum (us) by yourself... Funny thing is, I was actually telling the truth about the third vote.
First, Cheers to Wessel for the excellent clan title.
Bow to Wessel.
Wessel is your god.
He is the Flying Dutchman.
….
….
Ahem.
Hey all, this is the [499] clan – formed upon, from what I can best tell, the concept that having exactly 499 posts makes you better than everyone else and thus eligible for entrance.
This clan is simply for people that want somewhere friendly to return to after having their Thrumming Stone deck shattered for the 15th time. No one in here will rubbish your idea (well not unless it’s REALLY, REALLY bad…:laugh:)
[499] is a clan where you can rant all day long and no one will notice. We usually fill up our Threads within ten days or so anyways. That’s a lot of ranting
So relax, kick back, and just enjoy all the differing personalities that show up.
However, a warning: There are a lot of professional (and/or obsessed) Mafia players here. Don't mention Lynching if you value your life
But in all seriosness, we dont bite. We're good people. So join if you want, if you do, we welcome you with open arms. And the first sample of Pecan Pie is free. :D:D
I like pecan pie.
Members
: Wessel (Clan Leader) - Wessel
: Glamdring_The_Foehammer (Clan Leader) - Jeff
: Good&Evil (Clan Rep) - Calvin
:symwg::symr:: Hunted Charlie (Stand In) - Charlie
: MultaniMan3000 (Clan Leader Advisor) - Brian
x:symur:: Wuffles II (Official Minion of Wessel) - Adam
W :Tool - G.Q Gregory
: Circu626 - Daniel
: Faust (Vodka Duke) - Paul
: Gardevior - Lee
: Tangerine Tulip - Michelle
: Shino Tenshi - Matthew
: Pod - Andrew
: Faerie Lord - Johnathon
: Umgenni Kemo - Jedrzej
: Astanix
: Magic Mage
: Bertrand
16 : Cubus049
Moxman : Andrew - Here to stay?
Coiled Flame
Samurai Soldier
Priest
god of cyanide
Still waiting for the last ones to submit an appropriate symbol to use in front of their names.
Charlie Donaldson: Charlie - Good while it lasted, dude
Patron of the Nerds
shesXmyXsuicide
Mirari
BweeBwee
Charlie Donaldson
Wrath of Dog
Phyrexian
Soul Grind
Shinobi
Kankennon
Darklight
Romanov
Eledin
Coiled Flame
Xyver
Priest
Jack
LoTechnus
Spanglegluppet
Spiral
Lock Down
PurpleD
KoolKoal
Avatar of Kokusho
Void Nothing
Enter Manic
Firemane Council
Tool
Watza
Tneill
Spiritual Herder
Nerdherd115
Because [499] Matters!!
You Must Be [499] Inches to Join this Clan
You Must Have [499] Rupees to Enter
Darn! Sarnath'd [499] times!
We have [499] sexual connections
Already done
But one can be a friend of many clans
I can't believe I missed the start of ANOTHER clan thread....
EDIT: Just noticed from the last thread. Hi Wuffles!
Looks pretty good, but I don't know if 20 land is enough. Also, I don't like Brain Pry.
Anyway, cool new thread! No, no, no. Make a new intro! I hated A Banana's.
Anyway, Wessel I was thinking that about fresh threads we could leave the choice of name to the person starting the thread rather than voting for it. In that way every member caan contribute with something original. What do you think about that?
As clan leader advisor, I second this idea, and hope we follow through with it. Just no more direct sexual refrences please?
(Just in case that doesn't come off as such in post form, the above was sarcasm :o)
Somehow all our thread titles seem offensive to at least a person. At least the response was better than to A banana's last one
Damn, I confused myself again.
Anyway, does anyone here know who I am?
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You had the original cropped art game in the Forum games. And I started it off one similar to it.
So are you applying for membership? We'd love to have you on board
Yeah, I guess I am applying. Even if it goes against my personal philosophy.
Bert's personal philosophy ==> I don't join clans. I start them.
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Did I? I don't remember ever posting in a Clan thread before. I'll search.
I remember you playing in a bunch of your forum games. Who doesn't know you.
*evil-glare*
[edit - nope. never posted in a clan thread?]
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Anyway in the last thread I asked whether anyone found anything new in the new forum rules? Anything worth noting?
Make a new intro, please. I hated Banana's.
Way to completely ignore my deck, Charlie.
Intro? Um..
<announcervoice>And the man who needs no introduction!...</announcervoice>
Let me take a look at the deck.
[edit- I'm not sure if Sengir is the nest choice of finisher, there must be something better than a 4/4 for 5.. Kokusho maybe? I'm also not conviced of how good Phobian Phantasm is here. With only 20 land, it's either going to manascrew you or die quickly [or both]. Brain Pry is fun but bad for your tempo, and there must be something better available than Feast Of Flesh..]
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Play Lightning Bolt?
Oh, wow, totally forgot about the game we were in together on 'Scum. Yeah, that was funny. I can't believe we got you lynched D1, seeing as you were very close to killing off the scum (us) by yourself... Funny thing is, I was actually telling the truth about the third vote. I saw it, but I wasn't sure what to say. It looks funa nd good, but I didn't really have any suggestions for it.
Also, I'm going to make another Legacy Tournament on MWS if anyone here is interested. I'll start the sign-ups when I get back from New Plymouth.
Damn, I hate this compy I'm on. Windows 98 on it goddammit. Stupid ****ing dial-up with stupid ****ing blue-screen of death.[/rant]
Oh, BTW, I certify ***'s n00biness from the thread that's not a thread.
an unnatural love towardsperfectly reasonable respect for Lightning Bolt.The Kiwi third of The Salt Mine Podcast: An Australian Legacy Podcast
I was actually talking about Wuffles's first post.
I don't have any of those.
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