Mmmmm, Keira Knightley... Definitely hot. That's a terrible photo of her though, Mikey. Not very fair. That's like the kind of photo tabloids use to take cheap shots at celebrities. :/
For guys and girls, skinnier is better. For girls though, I've noticed that although I find skinnier, darker hair, paler skin, etc, is more attractive, that all my conceptions of attractiveness can be rendered irrelevant if she has a personality that works with mine, dresses with style, and of course has a cute face. Nothing else matters much at all.
With guys, I can't stand the super-manly or muscly types. The huge manly jaw just seems larger than life, like enormous breasts on women. Again, clothing style definitly plays a big role.
I've found, though, that I'm way pickier with guys than with girls. I'm not really sure why. Anyone felt before that they were way pickier with one gender than the other?
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That's a terrible photo of her though, Mikey. Not very fair. That's like the kind of photo tabloids use to take cheap shots at celebrities. :/
It's not a cheap shot if she's dumb enough to attend a premiere baring more bones than the anatomy skeletons in highschool biology labs. Photos like that one lack the photoshopping used to coverup a celebrity's flaws, such as Ms Knightley's unfortunate and sickly figure.
I used to really like her. Now I'm more disgusted. Moreso because she's become a thinspiration to teen girls everywhere. It's horrific.
I've found, though, that I'm way pickier with guys than with girls. I'm not really sure why. Anyone felt before that they were way pickier with one gender than the other?
For sure. I'm very picky when it comes to girls. Mostly because I can't stand the common version I see far too often: the vapid loser-****.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Girls too pathetic to have self-esteem so they present themselves as sex-bombs to compensate and too stupid to realize that no one is interested them for anything but their warm bodies.
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with girls who're upfront about their enjoyment of sex. I can respect that enormously. It's the girls who have nothing else so they try too hard to be what horny guys want that make me sick. It's the approach I can't respect. Girls who act like whores because they are whores and enjoy it - I respect. Girls who act like whore because they think that's what guys want - I don't respect. And the latter is far too common.
I'm picky with girls in that I don't want to take any of them. With guys, *eh* I definitely have a type, but if they don't fit it exactly, whatever. If the ***** belongs to a dick, it's no good either way.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
If the ***** belongs to a dick, it's no good either way.
Sorry to bud in . . . But that was just to good to pass up. Needless to say, I'm going to be updating my sig.
Carry on.
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We'll like I said, I consider myself to be straight, but I do like judging the looks of guys. It's like a challenge. And I am very picky when it comes to admitting a guy is good looking. The percentage of guys I would consider hot are in the single digits. As for girls, the percentage of girls I would consider hot is about 33%, vs. about 5% for guys.
I really like this thread. It's the only place I feel comfortable discussing bisexual happenings.
I honestly would hook up with Jake Gyllenhaal, though. That's just hot **** right there.
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MD, I like your taste in Women (and men ;)). Keira knightly is absolutely gorgeous... her and Natalie Portman. As for someone I think is hot, but kind of breaks my own 'what I like' standards...
Canadian babes FTW!!!
As for the more picky thing, I have to go with guys. They have to look a certain way to float my boat
@Short/Long hair; I hate long hair on guys. It makes them look so trashy. Ear-length maximum...
Kraj's List of Female Celebrities He Would Sleep With:
Eliza Dushku (By far the hottest in "Bring it On", of the girls at least )
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Oh, Buffy, how hot art thou?)
Madonna (C'mon, it's Madonna! And she's still rather hot...)
Tori Amos (But only if she initiated. I love her for her mind. )
Halle Barry (I tend to be attracted only to white people, but holy frickin' God is she beautiful!)
There are probably more, but that's all who spring to mind at the moment.
Oh, and Keira Knightly is indeed beautiful, but that photo is horrid. I hope she isn't normally that thin. If she is, then her breasts in PotC were CG'd.
Meh, to me she falls into the "pretty but boring" category. Being traditionally hot alone doesn't do it for me, you need a little extra something, a little personality.
And that is why I will never, ever find Pamela Anderson attractive.
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Oh, and Keira Knightly is indeed beautiful, but that photo is horrid. I hope she isn't normally that thin.
She is, at least she is recently. In fact, she's been fielding constant rumors of an eating disorder because of her gaunt, skeletal appearance.
Also: Eliza effin' Dushku is a goddess. No one pulls off badass chick like she does. And she manages to do it without coming off like a brute (*cough*MichelleRodriguez*cough*).
Other Also: I agree with Kraj on Alba. Undeniably beautiful and seems like a nice enough girl, I just don't get the impression there's much else to her. Which, admittedly, is more than enough for what most guys would have in mind for her. Though, in order to rank higher than a solid one-night stand, you need more than what she seems to be offering.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Y'all are so weird :-P You guys sound like you're in "the Called"
I can honestly say I don't find any of those women attractive. Though I also don't find Jake to be the gorgeous hunk of yeah that you guys do. But... how do you guys know they have good personalities? Does Jessica Alba really not have a personality?
I can honestly say I don't find any of those women attractive.
So what women do you find attractive?
Though I also don't find Jake to be the gorgeous hunk of yeah that you guys do.
I think his biggest appeal is that he's not really a gorgeous hunk of anything. He's managed to make above average with flaws hot, which I commend him for. He does have puppy eyes, which has a certain charm. Other than that, it's not as if he's a golden god. But that's why I like him. That, plus I think he's totally bi.
But... how do you guys know they have good personalities?
Breast size. Small breasts = no personality. Big breasts = lots of personality.
But in most cases, I'd go with watching interviews. Though I believe a lot of your personality comes through in how you present yourself, body language, your face and your work. Luckily, there's no shortage of any of that to analyze when it comes to those publicity-sucking basketcases we call celebrities.
Does Jessica Alba really not have a personality?
No, she's barely more than an A cup.
ETA: Sorry, Cam, twiggy emo-twinks aren't really my style. Not sure I see the appeal.
Can't really say either are roping me in. All I get off him is nondescript, prepubescent-looking emo-rock pretty-boy. Too many hyphens, not enough of a hook. *shrug*
In other news: Empire Records + The Breakfast Club + my new QAF Season 3 dvds + half-priced black italian leather shoes + a sidewalk sale on clubbing gear = the best effin' day ever. And I didn't even get laid. Imagine that. My Visa got screwed, though. Pity.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
.... Registration's free ......
And only takes mere moments. And the reward for that bit of work is thousands of Gyllenriffic pics.
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For guys and girls, skinnier is better. For girls though, I've noticed that although I find skinnier, darker hair, paler skin, etc, is more attractive, that all my conceptions of attractiveness can be rendered irrelevant if she has a personality that works with mine, dresses with style, and of course has a cute face. Nothing else matters much at all.
With guys, I can't stand the super-manly or muscly types. The huge manly jaw just seems larger than life, like enormous breasts on women. Again, clothing style definitly plays a big role.
I've found, though, that I'm way pickier with guys than with girls. I'm not really sure why. Anyone felt before that they were way pickier with one gender than the other?
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It's not a cheap shot if she's dumb enough to attend a premiere baring more bones than the anatomy skeletons in highschool biology labs. Photos like that one lack the photoshopping used to coverup a celebrity's flaws, such as Ms Knightley's unfortunate and sickly figure.
I used to really like her. Now I'm more disgusted. Moreso because she's become a thinspiration to teen girls everywhere. It's horrific.
For sure. I'm very picky when it comes to girls. Mostly because I can't stand the common version I see far too often: the vapid loser-****.
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Explain?
I find it the other way around: pickier with guys.
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Girls too pathetic to have self-esteem so they present themselves as sex-bombs to compensate and too stupid to realize that no one is interested them for anything but their warm bodies.
Don't get me wrong, I'm fine with girls who're upfront about their enjoyment of sex. I can respect that enormously. It's the girls who have nothing else so they try too hard to be what horny guys want that make me sick. It's the approach I can't respect. Girls who act like whores because they are whores and enjoy it - I respect. Girls who act like whore because they think that's what guys want - I don't respect. And the latter is far too common.
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Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Sorry to bud in . . . But that was just to good to pass up. Needless to say, I'm going to be updating my sig.
Carry on.
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I really like this thread. It's the only place I feel comfortable discussing bisexual happenings.
I honestly would hook up with Jake Gyllenhaal, though. That's just hot **** right there.
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As for the more picky thing, I have to go with guys. They have to look a certain way to float my boat
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Eliza Dushku (By far the hottest in "Bring it On", of the girls at least )
Sarah Michelle Gellar (Oh, Buffy, how hot art thou?)
Madonna (C'mon, it's Madonna! And she's still rather hot...)
Tori Amos (But only if she initiated. I love her for her mind. )
Halle Barry (I tend to be attracted only to white people, but holy frickin' God is she beautiful!)
There are probably more, but that's all who spring to mind at the moment.
Oh, and Keira Knightly is indeed beautiful, but that photo is horrid. I hope she isn't normally that thin. If she is, then her breasts in PotC were CG'd.
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And that is why I will never, ever find Pamela Anderson attractive.
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She is, at least she is recently. In fact, she's been fielding constant rumors of an eating disorder because of her gaunt, skeletal appearance.
Also: Eliza effin' Dushku is a goddess. No one pulls off badass chick like she does. And she manages to do it without coming off like a brute (*cough*MichelleRodriguez*cough*).
Other Also: I agree with Kraj on Alba. Undeniably beautiful and seems like a nice enough girl, I just don't get the impression there's much else to her. Which, admittedly, is more than enough for what most guys would have in mind for her. Though, in order to rank higher than a solid one-night stand, you need more than what she seems to be offering.
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Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
I can honestly say I don't find any of those women attractive. Though I also don't find Jake to be the gorgeous hunk of yeah that you guys do. But... how do you guys know they have good personalities? Does Jessica Alba really not have a personality?
Where's the fun in normal?
So what women do you find attractive?
I think his biggest appeal is that he's not really a gorgeous hunk of anything. He's managed to make above average with flaws hot, which I commend him for. He does have puppy eyes, which has a certain charm. Other than that, it's not as if he's a golden god. But that's why I like him. That, plus I think he's totally bi.
Breast size. Small breasts = no personality. Big breasts = lots of personality.
But in most cases, I'd go with watching interviews. Though I believe a lot of your personality comes through in how you present yourself, body language, your face and your work. Luckily, there's no shortage of any of that to analyze when it comes to those publicity-sucking basketcases we call celebrities.
No, she's barely more than an A cup.
ETA: Sorry, Cam, twiggy emo-twinks aren't really my style. Not sure I see the appeal.
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Can't really say either are roping me in. All I get off him is nondescript, prepubescent-looking emo-rock pretty-boy. Too many hyphens, not enough of a hook. *shrug*
In other news: Empire Records + The Breakfast Club + my new QAF Season 3 dvds + half-priced black italian leather shoes + a sidewalk sale on clubbing gear = the best effin' day ever. And I didn't even get laid. Imagine that. My Visa got screwed, though. Pity.
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Katingal: Plane of Chains
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
(By cute, of course, I mean gorgeous.)
(Also, glad you like him. His music, too, is beautiful.)