I'm going to ask this again... Where and how do you find a guy?! I'ms tarting to get into this weird state where I believe I'll be the grouchy old man in a house shooting at children who try to get their ball back from my yard... With a shotgun... Filled with peanuts...
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... heh, more seriously, my current boyfriend, I actually knew prior as a "friend / acquaintance" for about four years. Through the fifth year, we started to get to be really good, really close... and -[then]-, I found out he was bisexual. How? He was interested in me... well, I was very interested in him, too, but I never would've acted since I thought he was straight. But what do ya know, a few phone calls later, many hour plus long chats online seven days a week, and now... we've been datin' for seven months, heh. Whoo!
... yes, it's a long distance relationship, but we have met, we get along wonderfully (even in a case like the above dispute, we still 'kiss and make up'), and we both share a lot of the same ideas, beliefs, views, morals... erm, -[things]- for the relationship. Yeah! So... that's my story, this time, I s'pose.
Otherwise, I've always been an online person, though, so many of my hook-ups have been through the internet, oddly (or coincidentally?) enough. That said, mySpace.com -[does]- work, to an extent. Even a message board like this one ( o.O ), perhaps, but I mainly say so, 'cause building a strong bond before stepping into a relationship is important to me, moreso than just saying "I want a mate, love me!"
... erm, yeah! ... ^^;; ...
That said, this is actually the only relationship I've been in where -[I]- made the move to become "lovers" (all other times, I was asked) ... and, as it goes, there's tons more back story, but this should sum it up. I'd asked him sooner, had I known sooner, but... well, yeah, y'know... secrecy and stuff.
[I]Please don't tell my secrets, keep them hidden...
(You got it, you got it, you got it...)[/I]
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Thing Numero Uno: (Only Jason and I sitting on the bench observing the others play at basketball, lunchtime) I ask Jason "What's up?" repeatedly with no informative response. After awhile of asking, he points at his crotch and says "That isn't."
I would've taken that as just a 'joke', in a sense, if that makes any. Personally, if any of my friends said that, I wouldn't have read too much into it... kinda like, "how's it hangin'?" ... just something. My opinion.
People turn round to look at us and I manage to blurt out a quick "Eww..." and pull away before people get suspicious. I pull myself up to look at Stuart in the eyes, but I could hear him seem joyful about it and Jael asking him "didn't you just...", and he answered "Yeah it was..." I couldn't hear the rest. Whatever.
My first question would be, if you know whether he -[is]- or -[isn't]-? Maybe I haven't been keeping up, but... the way you describe his look at you, kinda throws me a lil'. He could've just been playin' 'round, and got a kick out of your reaction. -[But]- if he is "that way," I suppose it could've been slightly suggestive... though certainly not the right place, setting, or timing for it. Sounds like another joke to me, but again, depending on the individual...
Mota... I don't know about that situation but the way you wrote it captivated me O_o. That was an awesome read lol. I wish I could help but I feel like I'm watching a movie and I can't wait for the next scene. So rather than proffer advice I'll have to quietly watch your updates.
Nevermore: Heh. I used to think it was awkward to develop relationships with people online, even as friends. But written word is a very powerful medium if it's done with honesty so I feel like I've made a lot of friends I would never have had the opportunity to meet physically in my lifetime.
It's awesome that a relationship developed from that though. lucky ;).
Noid: Oh come now. When we're old there's no way we'll still be using shotguns. Surely the crotchetyness of old age will have made us irreparably cantankerous and we'd most likely have created some sort of peanutzooka. It'd launch a peanut roughly the size of a medicine ball (of course home grown cuz old people like to grow things). Yeah that's a good story arc for us when we're old. We grow these peanuts that are so large and tasty that all the boys in the neighborhood and from farther still, crave it and come to our garden to try and steal it. Then we shoot them. With said peanut.
So to shorthand that, we get older and our nuts get big which brings all the boys to the yard at which point we unload our nut on them.
I'm going to ask this again... Where and how do you find a guy?! I'ms tarting to get into this weird state where I believe I'll be the grouchy old man in a house shooting at children who try to get their ball back from my yard... With a shotgun... Filled with peanuts...
I'm sorry, I'm already taken. But you had your chance already
FMota, I do NOT like you now. I want that to happen to meeee...
Well, at least I can channel my unrequited love (not really love I suppose, more like desire) into fabulously crafted love poems and put them in for DA contests. Now I'm just wondering if I should edit this one to make it not refer to a guy since my best friend reads my DA stuff and all. I wonder if she'd notice?
I could theoretically just leave it be, but I'm so paranoid about someone finding out about teh gayness before I'm all ready. I suppose being paranoid is a sign that I'm not ready yet. *whacks* And I need to stop psychoanalyzing myself so much too.
On that topic, human development class is incredibly annoying sometimes. Since we're on gender roles, I had to write down my boorish male classmates ideas of the advantages and disadvantages of being a girl. Then, when I tried to edit them into some semblance of politeness, they made me put what was actually said next to what I'd written (some of which was not pleasant at ALL). Also, the teacher (who is MALE, btw) has a bizarre desire to experience motherhood, up to and including breastfeeding and delivery. He wants to have the experience of connecting to the child, he says, but it sounds downright odd when he says that, especially considering that he's got two kids, one of them in my class. Then we had this whole discussion about the 'Boy Code' today. Apparently, I'm suffering from a divisive split between the walling off of emotions this entails and the new ideas of egalitarianism and sharing feelings. Really? News to me. I like b*tching at everyone when I'm in a crappy mood, and I'm perfectly content to dance about randomly when in hyper-happy mood. Not that this thingy doesn't apply to some people, but the way he was putting it made it seem like we're supposed to pity boys for their crisis, which really doesn't appeal to me. It's just a growing up thing, just like girls have their own issues. Anyway, I just think that the class has large quantities of BS and the teacher is annoying. Plus, we were forced to watch Real Women Have Curves, which just might have scarred the entire class for life.
Well, I'm off. Au revoir to all.
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... are these Asians -[MALE]-? Mmmmm... *fancy = tickled!*
It's just a name lol. There's definately more than a thousand asians there because the campus has more than 30,000 people. So yes I'm sure there are at least 1000 asian men for you lol. That's the nickname for the University of Texas at Arlington aka UTA
@Kraj: No, Jason is straight. Yes, what he said was most definately a joke. I think I was just being paranoid.
No, you weren't. If he were gay the situation is completely different, but since he's straight, let me tell you a couple stories.
A couple years back I was at a friend's house for a small gathering/party. My friend's straight brother (we knew each other well enough that he knew I was gay) returned home and hung out with us. He made a comment about how horny he was and how there were no chicks at the party he was at to suck him off. I made a playful comment along the lines of "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." A couple hours, a few drinks (and, well yes, just a teeny tiny bit of pot ) passed and my friend and I retrieved a movie or a CD or something like that from his bedroom. My friend left and I stayed behind and kinda zoned out on the bed. Guess who came in?
Story #2 (us old farts are long-winded): My first year of college I became close friends with a guy and his eventual girlfriend and have stayed in touch with them since. It was during my last year of college that I finally came out. Shortly after I told them (it might have even been the same weekend), we were riding in the car somewhere. Me and him in the back, her and another friend in the front. He held my hand. Over the years since then, there have been very subtle contacts between he and I, which recently culminated with the semi-drunken admission by him that his sexuality is, I believe he used the phrase, "more flexible than most".
So what's my point? Guys who are 100% straight are generally 100% sexually uncomfortable around known gay guys. Straight guys will make homoerotic jokes towards other straight guys, not to gay ones. If a straight guy makes a suggestive comment to you, I guarantee there is some interest on his part. Even if all it means is he'll take a bj from anyone who will give it.
That's not to say it will necessarily happen or that you will do yourself any good pursuing it. But if you're interested, don't ignore the signs just because he's straight.
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We need to begin working on the Gaymer anthem... I'm thinking I feel pretty from Adam Sandler (Anger Management)... * FMota laughs. Call it a bet.
We feel pretty, Oh so pretty, We feel pretty and witty and gay,
And we pity, Any who aren't us today,
We feel charming, Oh so charming, It's alarming how charming we feel,
And so pretty, that we hardly believe we're real,
See that pretty clan in that mirror there, What can that attractive clan be? What a pretty face, What a pretty dress, What a pretty smile, What a pretty usssss,
We feel stunning, and entrancing, feel like running and dancing for joy, for we're loved by pretty wonderful boys!
So, that's a starting point then?
I love it! (With one minor correction)
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Now, about signs and all, I am closeted, so... :[
Does it mean he is suspecting I'm gay?
Or does it mean he is talking to me as if I were straight?
Ah... a new twist. Yes, that makes the scenario infinitely more complicated. Without knowing more about him and your relationship, it's really, really hard to tell. He could be clueless and joking. He could be gay and suspect you are too, so he's testing the waters. He could be straight and curious/interested. Just know way to know. Sorry.
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You COULD ask him ya know. Without coming off as gay or judgemental. Just the next time go, "Hey I was wondering about the other day when you kissed my arm. Are you gay? It's totally cool if you are. Just wondering."
Thus if he says yes you can be like, "Really.... cuz....I'm..." etc. And if he says no you can be like, "Dood I was totally joking I didn't think you were going to answer that" and punch him in the balls. Good stuff!
Of course if he answers yes but is lying then you say something to him he might get all weird.
You can't treat what you are as a bad thing or ever shed negative light on it otherwise it will end up worse. So if you say it matter of factly "You know I'm gay right?" and make a lot of "Don't make go brokeback on you" kinda jokes it might smooth things over.... O-o.
Mmmm, we had an excellent jazz band practice tonight. We got some really cool songs to play. Also, apparently superstition has some crazy rhythms in it for some reason. I couldn't sight read it
Eeeeeee...well, turns out that Spanish Panic has a disco section, and lo and behold, I'm in it. It's REALLY fast and tricky, and actually...it's kinda fun. Apart fromt the obscene pelvic thrusts. Virgin thoughts...eeeeee...
I swear, though, I have this overwhelming urge to snuggle classmates sometimes and I have to stop myself RAPIDLY before I do something unfortunate. Besides, I'm so bony that snuggling me is like hugging a large bush with the leaves fallen off.
FMota, out of curiousity, does anyone ever call you gay in a malicious or derogatory sense? There's this one guy that I've known for years who is liberal in many, many ways and is still one of the worst homophobes I've ever known, and in our hate/love/hate/hate relationship, he ends up using his favorite insult a LOT. I mean, he's really smart and a great debater, but he occasionally devolves to the intelligence of a monkey (complete with screeching noises. No, I am NOT kidding), at which point he has a rampage of calling me gay. I never really know what to think in that situation, and I was wondering how you tend to react if or when that happens to you.
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Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Ah... a new twist. Yes, that makes the scenario infinitely more complicated. Without knowing more about him and your relationship, it's really, really hard to tell. He could be clueless and joking. He could be gay and suspect you are too, so he's testing the waters. He could be straight and curious/interested. Just know way to know. Sorry.
Sexually courious/compliant "straight" guys are hot. Regardless, while I will hit on any attractive and available pepole who do not actually STATE that they have a deal-breaking oriantation (straight men or gay women), I stay away from fellows who actually verbalize those dreaded words. If they actaully are nonhetero and closeted, their coming out process is very likely to kill the relationship. If they are just heterosexual and messing around/intoxicated/too emotionlly vulerable to resist your advances, good luck getting a handjob, let alone a life partner.
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Sexually courious/compliant "straight" guys are hot. Regardless, while I will hit on any attractive and available pepole who do not actually STATE that they have a deal-breaking oriantation (straight men or gay women), I stay away from fellows who actually verbalize those dreaded words. If they actaully are nonhetero and closeted, their coming out process is very likely to kill the relationship. If they are just heterosexual and messing around/intoxicated/too emotionlly vulerable to resist your advances, good luck getting a handjob, let alone a life partner.
Truer words were never spoken .... uh ... typed.
I'd never try anything more involved than a brief fling with someone who is still closeted. It's just too strained and unnecessarily complicated otherwise.
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... heh, more seriously, my current boyfriend, I actually knew prior as a "friend / acquaintance" for about four years. Through the fifth year, we started to get to be really good, really close... and -[then]-, I found out he was bisexual. How? He was interested in me... well, I was very interested in him, too, but I never would've acted since I thought he was straight. But what do ya know, a few phone calls later, many hour plus long chats online seven days a week, and now... we've been datin' for seven months, heh. Whoo!
... yes, it's a long distance relationship, but we have met, we get along wonderfully (even in a case like the above dispute, we still 'kiss and make up'), and we both share a lot of the same ideas, beliefs, views, morals... erm, -[things]- for the relationship. Yeah! So... that's my story, this time, I s'pose.
Otherwise, I've always been an online person, though, so many of my hook-ups have been through the internet, oddly (or coincidentally?) enough. That said, mySpace.com -[does]- work, to an extent. Even a message board like this one ( o.O ), perhaps, but I mainly say so, 'cause building a strong bond before stepping into a relationship is important to me, moreso than just saying "I want a mate, love me!"
... erm, yeah! ... ^^;; ...
That said, this is actually the only relationship I've been in where -[I]- made the move to become "lovers" (all other times, I was asked) ... and, as it goes, there's tons more back story, but this should sum it up. I'd asked him sooner, had I known sooner, but... well, yeah, y'know... secrecy and stuff.
[I]Please don't tell my secrets, keep them hidden...
(You got it, you got it, you got it...)[/I]
O>=D
And thanks! Whoo, another post already!
I would've taken that as just a 'joke', in a sense, if that makes any. Personally, if any of my friends said that, I wouldn't have read too much into it... kinda like, "how's it hangin'?" ... just something. My opinion.
My first question would be, if you know whether he -[is]- or -[isn't]-? Maybe I haven't been keeping up, but... the way you describe his look at you, kinda throws me a lil'. He could've just been playin' 'round, and got a kick out of your reaction. -[But]- if he is "that way," I suppose it could've been slightly suggestive... though certainly not the right place, setting, or timing for it. Sounds like another joke to me, but again, depending on the individual...
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Nevermore: Heh. I used to think it was awkward to develop relationships with people online, even as friends. But written word is a very powerful medium if it's done with honesty so I feel like I've made a lot of friends I would never have had the opportunity to meet physically in my lifetime.
It's awesome that a relationship developed from that though. lucky ;).
Noid: Oh come now. When we're old there's no way we'll still be using shotguns. Surely the crotchetyness of old age will have made us irreparably cantankerous and we'd most likely have created some sort of peanutzooka. It'd launch a peanut roughly the size of a medicine ball (of course home grown cuz old people like to grow things). Yeah that's a good story arc for us when we're old. We grow these peanuts that are so large and tasty that all the boys in the neighborhood and from farther still, crave it and come to our garden to try and steal it. Then we shoot them. With said peanut.
So to shorthand that, we get older and our nuts get big which brings all the boys to the yard at which point we unload our nut on them.
Deal?
lol you comPLETELY took that out of context
Ok deal. i'll meet you in like.... 40 years. *shakes hand and walks into the sunset*
I'm sorry, I'm already taken. But you had your chance already
(Sorry, I couldn't resist it :p)
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Xen, where in Chicago are you?
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She knows why.
Kraj I just noticed your signature lol. You should make it say, "with flair"
Well, at least I can channel my unrequited love (not really love I suppose, more like desire) into fabulously crafted love poems and put them in for DA contests. Now I'm just wondering if I should edit this one to make it not refer to a guy since my best friend reads my DA stuff and all. I wonder if she'd notice?
I could theoretically just leave it be, but I'm so paranoid about someone finding out about teh gayness before I'm all ready. I suppose being paranoid is a sign that I'm not ready yet. *whacks* And I need to stop psychoanalyzing myself so much too.
On that topic, human development class is incredibly annoying sometimes. Since we're on gender roles, I had to write down my boorish male classmates ideas of the advantages and disadvantages of being a girl. Then, when I tried to edit them into some semblance of politeness, they made me put what was actually said next to what I'd written (some of which was not pleasant at ALL). Also, the teacher (who is MALE, btw) has a bizarre desire to experience motherhood, up to and including breastfeeding and delivery. He wants to have the experience of connecting to the child, he says, but it sounds downright odd when he says that, especially considering that he's got two kids, one of them in my class. Then we had this whole discussion about the 'Boy Code' today. Apparently, I'm suffering from a divisive split between the walling off of emotions this entails and the new ideas of egalitarianism and sharing feelings. Really? News to me. I like b*tching at everyone when I'm in a crappy mood, and I'm perfectly content to dance about randomly when in hyper-happy mood. Not that this thingy doesn't apply to some people, but the way he was putting it made it seem like we're supposed to pity boys for their crisis, which really doesn't appeal to me. It's just a growing up thing, just like girls have their own issues. Anyway, I just think that the class has large quantities of BS and the teacher is annoying. Plus, we were forced to watch Real Women Have Curves, which just might have scarred the entire class for life.
Well, I'm off. Au revoir to all.
That, wearing on your breast,
You, unsuspecting, wear me too -
And angels know the rest.
Well, that's sociology for ya.
Current New Favorite Person™: Mallory Archer
She knows why.
I have return-ed from my long sabatical-aroo.
Nice to see y'all agian!
Loveyouforever: The Hman.
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
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SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
ANyways, nice to (figuratively) see ya again.
Oh, adn speaking of alchohol.. I cant wait till friday
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He's got more of a hot-in-motion thing, where he doesn't really photograph well, but he's great on tv. I dunno.
Heh. Good for it. Give 'er nuts. It might be a cool way to welcome the weekend each week.
Also: welcome back all our wayward members. It's like a mass flocking back to the nest or something.
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It's just a name lol. There's definately more than a thousand asians there because the campus has more than 30,000 people. So yes I'm sure there are at least 1000 asian men for you lol. That's the nickname for the University of Texas at Arlington aka UTA
No, you weren't. If he were gay the situation is completely different, but since he's straight, let me tell you a couple stories.
A couple years back I was at a friend's house for a small gathering/party. My friend's straight brother (we knew each other well enough that he knew I was gay) returned home and hung out with us. He made a comment about how horny he was and how there were no chicks at the party he was at to suck him off. I made a playful comment along the lines of "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." A couple hours, a few drinks (and, well yes, just a teeny tiny bit of pot ) passed and my friend and I retrieved a movie or a CD or something like that from his bedroom. My friend left and I stayed behind and kinda zoned out on the bed. Guess who came in?
Story #2 (us old farts are long-winded): My first year of college I became close friends with a guy and his eventual girlfriend and have stayed in touch with them since. It was during my last year of college that I finally came out. Shortly after I told them (it might have even been the same weekend), we were riding in the car somewhere. Me and him in the back, her and another friend in the front. He held my hand. Over the years since then, there have been very subtle contacts between he and I, which recently culminated with the semi-drunken admission by him that his sexuality is, I believe he used the phrase, "more flexible than most".
So what's my point? Guys who are 100% straight are generally 100% sexually uncomfortable around known gay guys. Straight guys will make homoerotic jokes towards other straight guys, not to gay ones. If a straight guy makes a suggestive comment to you, I guarantee there is some interest on his part. Even if all it means is he'll take a bj from anyone who will give it.
That's not to say it will necessarily happen or that you will do yourself any good pursuing it. But if you're interested, don't ignore the signs just because he's straight.
I love it! (With one minor correction)
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She knows why.
stalkingobserving at school today, by the virtue of using a computer next to him in the library.Indeed.
Ah... a new twist. Yes, that makes the scenario infinitely more complicated. Without knowing more about him and your relationship, it's really, really hard to tell. He could be clueless and joking. He could be gay and suspect you are too, so he's testing the waters. He could be straight and curious/interested. Just know way to know. Sorry.
Current New Favorite Person™: Mallory Archer
She knows why.
Thus if he says yes you can be like, "Really.... cuz....I'm..." etc. And if he says no you can be like, "Dood I was totally joking I didn't think you were going to answer that" and punch him in the balls. Good stuff!
Of course if he answers yes but is lying then you say something to him he might get all weird.
You can't treat what you are as a bad thing or ever shed negative light on it otherwise it will end up worse. So if you say it matter of factly "You know I'm gay right?" and make a lot of "Don't make go brokeback on you" kinda jokes it might smooth things over.... O-o.
Dunno.
I swear, though, I have this overwhelming urge to snuggle classmates sometimes and I have to stop myself RAPIDLY before I do something unfortunate. Besides, I'm so bony that snuggling me is like hugging a large bush with the leaves fallen off.
FMota, out of curiousity, does anyone ever call you gay in a malicious or derogatory sense? There's this one guy that I've known for years who is liberal in many, many ways and is still one of the worst homophobes I've ever known, and in our hate/love/hate/hate relationship, he ends up using his favorite insult a LOT. I mean, he's really smart and a great debater, but he occasionally devolves to the intelligence of a monkey (complete with screeching noises. No, I am NOT kidding), at which point he has a rampage of calling me gay. I never really know what to think in that situation, and I was wondering how you tend to react if or when that happens to you.
That, wearing on your breast,
You, unsuspecting, wear me too -
And angels know the rest.
I've always liked, "don't make me go Ennis on your ass!"
Help has come in the form of a bit of basic algebra. I feel that it'll shed some light on your problem here.
Basically:
S + T = W
...S in this case stands for 'spam' and the T stands for 'light trolling'. And the W? That stands for 'Warning'. I love math. -- {mikeyG}
Sexually courious/compliant "straight" guys are hot. Regardless, while I will hit on any attractive and available pepole who do not actually STATE that they have a deal-breaking oriantation (straight men or gay women), I stay away from fellows who actually verbalize those dreaded words. If they actaully are nonhetero and closeted, their coming out process is very likely to kill the relationship. If they are just heterosexual and messing around/intoxicated/too emotionlly vulerable to resist your advances, good luck getting a handjob, let alone a life partner.
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
:symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw:
SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
Truer words were never spoken .... uh ... typed.
I'd never try anything more involved than a brief fling with someone who is still closeted. It's just too strained and unnecessarily complicated otherwise.
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Quest for the Forsaken (Set Two of the Excellion Block)
Katingal: Plane of Chains