Ay yo, this is the proud and infinitely cool clan known as Robot Jesus.
If ya'll feel like joining up as a friend or member, don't be too scared, we don't bite, we only gnaw from time to time.
Dictator-for-Life
The Fallen Evincar
Robot Jesus Members
The Runnin' Man
!Chucklez!
Fade to Black
sparhawk
Soul_Grind
darkdemon
KeeperEUSC
Xyre
Spaz350
User Name:
JohnJones
Sir Blakely
Desyphur2000
nanoblaster1919
bluesoul
gear
Friends of Robot Jesus
diggy
faust
sneakyhomunculus
MasterBeeble
Dragonhunter
Gnomeslaver
Hellbent4hollywood
Rhinocero
Draak
Elf Boy
Metaller
void_nothing
stolin
jumboshrimp
SOS
Sam111111
Mascots/Allies of Robot Jesus
Robot Jesus
Robot Stewie
Bob Dole
The United Retarded Cosplayer League (URCL)
Clan Policy:
No shoes, no shirt.
No mind, no sanity.
No fat chicks, no emo.
Philosophy:
We aspire to foster our coolness all around the forums, for we are most definitely, much, much cooler than you. Whoever you are. We strive to protect the name of Danza, inanity, insanity, and awesomeness, while conquering the forums and then the world. Having Bob Dole on your side doesn't hurt, believe me. We've also got more mack game and such than all other clans, especially because no other clans actually understand what "mack game", "stankyho", "nizzak" or "babalous" mean, they're just unhip compared to us. To quote the honorable poet and bard, Paul Wall, "I'm babalous *****, I got game.".
And remember, we rule your megazord.
wooo!!!!
wait...
rule...your..mega...zord?
Now Im just lost. Just like Dick Cheney during 911.^_^
LOLZ Imma go with..Numbers 2 and 4..
2...OMG. *dies*
onto 4..I got a digital camera and a cellphone, for the most part. Got alot of extra crap as well.
word out yo!
~max
Maybe you'll get Archenemy cards in your Duel Decks From The Vault: Deck Builder's Toolkit All-Foil Duels of the Planeswalkers Downloadable Content Expansion (Tactics Edition).
Oh wait, nevermind, forgot what kind of messageboard I'm on
Yeah, the whole "OMG! Magic Gurl" thing is pretty sad, me and MD have been mocking nerdlust for ages, all the way back to the I Love Loki days.
Bel and Caranthir's posts were especially funny.
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wooo!!!!
wait...
rule...your..mega...zord?
Now Im just lost. Just like Dick Cheney during 911.^_^
LOLZ Imma go with..Numbers 2 and 4..
2...OMG. *dies*
onto 4..I got a digital camera and a cellphone, for the most part. Got alot of extra crap as well.
word out yo!
~max
Ohoohohohohoh.
I got tons of money, to buy things with, which I shall!
Wow. That list is amazing/creepy. Do you have a life outside the internet?
Indeed, a very active one too, social life, basketball, school, girlfriend, partying, drinking, dying.
My secret?
I do things incredibly fast, multitask a lot (Why not play basketball with your girlfriend, while drinking, and then dying! So many birds with one stone! :D), and I don't like sleeping.
Besides, I have a long winter break, so I have totally open days now, once school comes back my posting and internet time'll go down by a lot.
Check out some of the albums there though, good ****.
Currently Listening to
"Hard Candy"- Counting Crows
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
Meh. I have no time for anything other than sleep, which I can tolerate in excess.>.>
Most of the music looks good...however, most of what I would want (like Collision Course or RHCP's Greatest Hits) I already have.
It feels good to have a fresh new thread.
In other news I need to start thinking about what to use for my custom tag.
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I elect Soul_Grind for New Next TNA Mystery Amazing Super Writer of the week (for a day or two). I expect TNA to evolve into an entertaining circus/carnival under your leadership.
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Put these 2 bunnies in your sig to help them on their quest for the tag team championship
Damn TFE, these take forever to download. I'm still only on Late Registration.
Maybe I'll try somethign else, because i"m too lazy to take this long.
Ehehhe, well, I know plenty of other good free music sites...
Weird it's taking you long though, Mega Upload sometimes only takes like, one minute an album, for me.
Late Registration does rock though.
A guy who has pictures of elves kissing and posts vomitworthy birthday tidings to Sterling_Angel cannot win! That'd like...totally suck!
Tru dat. I think I voted for Bel anyway, mostly out of pity for what, um, happened. Plus the fact that my tragic realization came five seconds after my "Stop loading this page" button wouldn't do anything.:slant:
Tru dat. I think I voted for Bel anyway, mostly out of pity for what, um, happened. Plus the fact that my tragic realization came five seconds after my "Stop loading this page" button wouldn't do anything.:slant:
Oh well, I'll probably win anyway.
In other news, time to jet, I have some **** to write up and some basketball to play, so later for today or so...
I've been bored all day, though TFE brought me my highlight of the day with Q-Unit: The Hits
Eheheh, yeah, it's been uncharacteristically quiet here lately...We should start a Bird Flu-like recruiting drive like those annoying guild clans and enroll immigrants fresh off the boat for cannon fodder ala the Union Army.
As for Q-Unit, damn right, I've been bringing a lot of music to a lot of people lately today for some reason, I converted B_B to underground rap just today. Another one bites the dust.
Yeah, we need to give the noobs some love. It'll make us look less like heartless bastards. But I do enjoy being a heartless bastard.
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Ah man, why do I have to go slumming. I'm Better suited running the S_G Republic of Kanada.
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(> <) (''')(''')
Put these 2 bunnies in your sig to help them on their quest for the tag team championship
Ah man, why do I have to go slumming. I'm Better suited running the S_G Republic of Kanada.
Well, then go recruit all the bloody Kanadians then, dammit! The Amerikans aren't too responsive.
In other news...
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Don't even get me started about how horribly annoying all these guild clans popping up full of noobs are...clan contests aren't the only things they're ruining.
Don't worry, we at Robot Jesus plan to commit mass genocide until the problem is solved.
[RB] Protocol:
Problem A appears.
Step 1: Commit Mass Genocide
Step 2: Punch Problem A
Step 3: Eat Hot Pockets
Step 4: Repeat
See?
Currently Listening to
"Bohemian Wanksta"- Q-Unit
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
I very much agree with step 2 and 3.
I like Ham and Cheese hot pockets.
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(> <) (''')(''')
Put these 2 bunnies in your sig to help them on their quest for the tag team championship
And the bastards commit genocide...
- Paul McCartney, "The Luck of the Irish"
Don't worry, it's just a joke!
Well, I've finished working on the most horrible of all the horrors... The most terrible of all the terrors...
Meet my newest creation... Megadestroyer!!!!
Currently listening to:
Cries of some unfortunates, who met Megadestroyer
If ya'll feel like joining up as a friend or member, don't be too scared, we don't bite, we only gnaw from time to time.
Dictator-for-Life
The Fallen Evincar
Robot Jesus Members
The Runnin' Man
!Chucklez!
Fade to Black
sparhawk
Soul_Grind
darkdemon
KeeperEUSC
Xyre
Spaz350
User Name:
JohnJones
Sir Blakely
Desyphur2000
nanoblaster1919
bluesoul
gear
Friends of Robot Jesus
diggy
faust
sneakyhomunculus
MasterBeeble
Dragonhunter
Gnomeslaver
Hellbent4hollywood
Rhinocero
Draak
Elf Boy
Metaller
void_nothing
stolin
jumboshrimp
SOS
Sam111111
Mascots/Allies of Robot Jesus
Robot Jesus
Robot Stewie
Bob Dole
The United Retarded Cosplayer League (URCL)
Clan Policy:
No shoes, no shirt.
No mind, no sanity.
No fat chicks, no emo.
Philosophy:
We aspire to foster our coolness all around the forums, for we are most definitely, much, much cooler than you. Whoever you are. We strive to protect the name of Danza, inanity, insanity, and awesomeness, while conquering the forums and then the world. Having Bob Dole on your side doesn't hurt, believe me. We've also got more mack game and such than all other clans, especially because no other clans actually understand what "mack game", "stankyho", "nizzak" or "babalous" mean, they're just unhip compared to us. To quote the honorable poet and bard, Paul Wall, "I'm babalous *****, I got game.".
And remember, we rule your megazord.
Anyway, let's get to the topics of the day...
1.) Killing Bel for his elflust sins:
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=26570
2.) Sad, sad people:
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=26495
3.) The Unbearable Lightness of Hot Pockets
4.) Christmas presents
5.) The Cat vs. Bun war.
6.) Destroying all other clans who stand in our path.
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Oh wait, nevermind, forgot what kind of messageboard I'm on
wait...
rule...your..mega...zord?
Now Im just lost. Just like Dick Cheney during 911.^_^
LOLZ Imma go with..Numbers 2 and 4..
2...OMG. *dies*
onto 4..I got a digital camera and a cellphone, for the most part. Got alot of extra crap as well.
word out yo!
~max
Yeah, the whole "OMG! Magic Gurl" thing is pretty sad, me and MD have been mocking nerdlust for ages, all the way back to the I Love Loki days.
Bel and Caranthir's posts were especially funny.
Ohoohohohohoh.
I got tons of money, to buy things with, which I shall!
Also, if anyone needs a crapload of good music, rap, rock, etc, hit my thread up here:
http://www.getdistracted.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=48529#48529
Currently Listening to
"Don't Need Help"- Young Buck
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Highlights probably were
Bobby Convey Reading LS Home Jersey
2 Panic! shirts
Some 'Bama shirts
Wow. That list is amazing/creepy. Do you have a life outside the internet?
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Indeed, a very active one too, social life, basketball, school, girlfriend, partying, drinking, dying.
My secret?
I do things incredibly fast, multitask a lot (Why not play basketball with your girlfriend, while drinking, and then dying! So many birds with one stone! :D), and I don't like sleeping.
Besides, I have a long winter break, so I have totally open days now, once school comes back my posting and internet time'll go down by a lot.
Check out some of the albums there though, good ****.
Currently Listening to
"Hard Candy"- Counting Crows
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Most of the music looks good...however, most of what I would want (like Collision Course or RHCP's Greatest Hits) I already have.
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Life's for my own, to live my own way...
Currently playing:
EDH
:symu::symr::symw: Ruhan the Combolicious
Momir Vig Elfball combo
Kemba tokenator/voltron
Omnath, locus of muscle
In other news I need to start thinking about what to use for my custom tag.
Maybe I'll try somethign else, because i"m too lazy to take this long.
Your Ad Here.^_^
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Ehehhe, well, I know plenty of other good free music sites...
Weird it's taking you long though, Mega Upload sometimes only takes like, one minute an album, for me.
Late Registration does rock though.
Rally!
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=26570
A guy who has pictures of elves kissing and posts vomitworthy birthday tidings to Sterling_Angel cannot win! That'd like...totally suck!
Yeah! Rent it out to the highest bidder!
Currently Listening to
"Addiction"- Kanye West
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Experiments Series: #5 (Courtly Intrigue Mafia) | #4 (Drunken Tracker) | #3 (Big Red Button) - coming soon | #2 (Pope Mafia) | #1 (Iso's Inflammable Mafia)
Mini Games: MTGS Mafia Redux II (Invitational, Evil Mirror Universe) | Unreal City
Old Games (bad): The Greenwood Affair | Blood Moon Mafia
Oh well, I'll probably win anyway.
In other news, time to jet, I have some **** to write up and some basketball to play, so later for today or so...
Check out my FF.net **** while ya'll at it:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/636786/
Currently Listening to
"Dorian"- Brother Ali
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
I've been bored all day, though TFE brought me my highlight of the day with Q-Unit: The Hits
Eheheh, yeah, it's been uncharacteristically quiet here lately...We should start a Bird Flu-like recruiting drive like those annoying guild clans and enroll immigrants fresh off the boat for cannon fodder ala the Union Army.
As for Q-Unit, damn right, I've been bringing a lot of music to a lot of people lately today for some reason, I converted B_B to underground rap just today. Another one bites the dust.
Q-UNIT!
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=26764
Currently Listening to
"We Will Rock You In Da Club"- Q-Unit
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Yes!
Go out into the noob ghetto, my soldiers, and spread the word of Robot Jesus with big sticks and hard rocks!
Maybe that'll get them enthusiastic.
Currently Listening to
"We Will Rock You In Da Club"- Q-Unit
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
Well, then go recruit all the bloody Kanadians then, dammit! The Amerikans aren't too responsive.
In other news...
Currently Listening to
"Bohemian Wanksta"- Q-Unit
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]
I like Ham and Cheese hot pockets.
- Paul McCartney, "The Luck of the Irish"
Don't worry, it's just a joke!
Well, I've finished working on the most horrible of all the horrors... The most terrible of all the terrors...
Meet my newest creation... Megadestroyer!!!!
Currently listening to:
Cries of some unfortunates, who met Megadestroyer
The Official Vodka Duke of the 499
Visit my best/worst cards by collector's number thread!
Stardust Siggies! Wonderful graphics:D