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How many unarmed men does it take to kill a Grizzly? - Single Choice
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No way it could be done. Compared to an unarmed human, a bear is a killing machine. Even if you had enough people to *somehow* overwhelm it, I don't know how they would actually go about killing the poor thing.
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Quote from OKnotOKMy new vote - one person. That guy would just have to befriend and train another bear to kill this unholy dire bear that we've been discussing.
Quote from MultiPurposeBlueDid you ever see that movie The Grizzly Man, he befriended the bears and then he got eaten, still have got to go with Fodder Cannon
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Quote from DefgardenAnd no, Judo ain't gonna work on no damn bear.
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Quote from FirstTurnManaBurnI would disagree.
Quote from sandsoft_blueIf a grizzly bear can survive multiple shots from a shotgun and keep going, I'm pretty sure it would be able to deal with some sharpened sticks and edged stones...
Quote from Mad MatI'm not familiar with bear anatomy, but they will have weak spots. If human kicks and punches could do serious damage to these spots (genitals, temples, eyes, throat...), then you could kill a bear.
You could also take the least likable of your group and have him stuff his arm down the bear's throat, trying to make him choke.
Hell, even if you have no sticks and stones, you can use the skull of an already fallen comrade after the bear is done with him and feeding on another fallen guy.