my mouth is full of winsome lies -
and eyes are full of death besides
but luckily the soul is wise -
it sees beyond my blindness and
forced failure makes a better guise,
so as i come again alive,
it feels like life's a decent plan
I've seen the video of this (On Have I got news for you) and it's not really as awesome as it sounds
Drunk chav guy jumps the fence into garden where they're having a "fight" with what appears to be metal poles. He's got a crutch and a bin bag. He jumps around a bit then taps the camera guy on the head who you then hear *****ing in the background about it hurting. Guy then runs away.
Not all that brilliant really
That sounds pretty epic to me. I also agree on the 'Jedi' loving this though.
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"In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion"
I remember doing that! It would of been more but there were rumours at the time that putting "wrong" information on the form could result in a fine. lol I put it anyway and the New Laour Reich have not collared me yet.
There's no such thing as a "wrong" religion in the legal sense.
If 390,000 people listed Jedi as their officia religion... Does anyone then wonder how many people listed Sith as their religion?
Not many I'd imagine, since at that time only Episode One had been released... Still, in a more recent census, it would be interesting to read the tally.
Wow...that's hilarious. So...I am tempted to start filling in "wrong" info about my religion and such, just to see people's reactions. So people organized this Jedi religion thing for the census?
oh my god, digiworld is taking over the real world.
you can't be a jedi, just if you want it or not. You should have the force in you. At least that's what I remember about that religion from the movies.
But wasn't the Force like... everywhere?
This is really something, people are getting crazier and drunker. And this is a really funny mix to look when you're not in one of those categories.
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Not many I'd imagine, since at that time only Episode One had been released... Still, in a more recent census, it would be interesting to read the tally.
You know that Episode One was the fourth film to be released?
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Is there enough content in a Star Wars film to build a religion out of? Some people need better things to do with their times. And I'm sure if there really was a Jedi church, they would not have regular light saber battles.
Is there enough content in a Star Wars film to build a religion out of? Some people need better things to do with their times. And I'm sure if there really was a Jedi church, they would not have regular light saber battles.
There's way more flavour content in books than in the movies.
I remember hearing about the census fact before, but I never really gave it any thought to just throwing Jedi into my own personal life. for instance, saying my religion is Jedi. Or heck, even Sith.
For all the people who find the "Jedi listed on the Census" fact funny, you'd probably also like to know that there are officially more Jedi Knights than Jews in the UK.
Anyway, when's the next Census? I think that at a certain point the option gets removed if not enough people use it.
OMG really? :oI guess Hitler is getting what he wants through George Lucas! -not ment to be offensive just observing facts- That is a sad, sad thing. Anyone know how many in America?
Not that I don't sympathize with the guy who got whacked over the head, but I really find this entire situation quite elegant. I mean, these guys started a serious Jedi church and gave themselves ridiculous names. That's just asking for some dude dressed like Darth Vader to go and smack them. It's way better because the guy got drunk, somehow convinced himself that he was Darth Vader (with no actual intended reason to do so at all), made himself a garbage bag cape, and by complete coincidence wandered onto the scene of these guys staging a lightsaber fight.
Additionally, Godwin's Law.
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This made my day.
LOL!!!
Yeah... GO DRUNK VADER!
Heh, you gotta think, these jedi's probably loved it in this wierd way.
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Awesome! That's hilarious!
and eyes are full of death besides
but luckily the soul is wise -
it sees beyond my blindness and
forced failure makes a better guise,
so as i come again alive,
it feels like life's a decent plan
That sounds pretty epic to me. I also agree on the 'Jedi' loving this though.
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There's no such thing as a "wrong" religion in the legal sense.
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Not many I'd imagine, since at that time only Episode One had been released... Still, in a more recent census, it would be interesting to read the tally.
Giant Isopod pwns you.
But wasn't the Force like... everywhere?
This is really something, people are getting crazier and drunker. And this is a really funny mix to look when you're not in one of those categories.
LOL.
Yep, you can freely claim your Religion is Jedi in the UK. It's Official.
"But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams."
You know that Episode One was the fourth film to be released?
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 -- 0.7 percent of the population -- listed Jedi as their religion.
That made my day.
390,000 Jedis in the UK.
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That is ridiculous! Gotta love the UK.
Someone should make a render of a Drunk Chav Vader card.
There's way more flavour content in books than in the movies.
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OMG really? :oI guess Hitler is getting what he wants through George Lucas! -not ment to be offensive just observing facts- That is a sad, sad thing. Anyone know how many in America?
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Additionally, Godwin's Law.