Bring something new to the table
And I don't want yams because I had some yesterday
But I can smoke grams blaze one almost everyday
And I will shake hands and make plans with a featherweight
Wolf Gang clan sold out when we set a date
Klux Klan burn the stage down let it marinate
Voxxicus was killed lats night. Voxxicus was:
You are Frank Ocean- Town Bodyguard
Bodyguard: At night you may target someone to be protected from a kill, but if they would have been killed you die instead.
Golden rubbers in these denim pockets
On my waist, there's a black Glock
New girl moved on the block
She been plottin' on my brown **** Last night I slept over hers, during sex, I overheard
A sword sliced the air, I pulled out the na-na
Rolled off the bed, then shot back, pow-pow
Blood on the sheets, probably spillin' from my gash
Looked out the glass, seen you sprintin' on the grass
A real ninja with the blade and the mask
Got them gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchuks
Now she tryna patch me up, but
Girl, I was just tryna get a nut bust
If that's your ex, you should probably own a pistol
But I'm guessin' it's wiser to exit with dude
As the OF crew look around they see only a few members left.
Kraj was:
You are Earl Sweatshirt- Town Prisoner
Prisoner: If you are targeted by anything at night it wont effect you but if you are targeted one night you will no longer remain imprisoned and you are open to be affected by any future night actions.
Free Earl, that's the ****ing ****
And if you disagree, suck a couple pimple-covered ****s
Um, Wolf Gang, that's the ****ing clique
Golf Wang kill them all *****, triple six
**** 2DopeBoyz, all them *****s *****es
We don't need y'all, The Fader's who we really ****ing with, *****
Lesbian: You spend too much intimate time with women and therefore have no vote. You may only vote for "no lynch".
We don't have to rush it, we can take our time, take our time But we both know what we want, want, so what's it gonna be?
And no one has to know it but us, but us baby
Just my love, I finally found someone who actually agrees
Actor: You cannot vote for anyone unless it would cause them to be lynched.
Hey it's Jasper, not even a rapper
Only on this beat to make my racks grow faster Got a TV show, so I guess I'm an actor
Pot head, half baked, lookin' like Chappelle
Rollin' up a blunt with that fire from hell
Still ignorant, still hit a *****
Wolf Gang, ******, so I still don't give a ****
Catch me in the back with Miley on my lap
Bong rips as I feel on that little ***** cat
Hah, ****** came through with a 9 bar real quick
Just for the *****es, little bit of money in my pocket
**** it, Wolf Gang
Thief: At night you may target someone. If you do you steal an item related to their role, stripping them of using abilities related with that item and making you able to use it instead. After you have committed the stick up you no longer can rob anyone.
Hold up, it's a Westcoast stick up
Sly Tendancies is in with me, I'm tryna get my rich up
Talking 'bout raising Richie dog, I'm tryna get my Rich up
Good for you? Man I'll give you life like an elixir
He sick, huh? (Oh yes, it's a O.F. stick up, Mike
Tell this ***** to put the donuts in the bag quicker, right
**** I strike, ******s bite, *****es wife, hit up Christ
It's a crisis, ******s hands up like it's a heist, Mike get 'em)
Hater: Whoever you are voting requires 1 less vote to be lynched.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
Let me tell ya'll ******s a little mother****ing story real quick
Once upon a time, there was this group of dusty-ass mother****ers...
Created a little group for themselves, they called themselves Odd Future
These little ******s made a mother****ing tape
Odd Future Tape Volume 2!
You know that ugly-ass ***** Tyler, wit his *****-ass.. I should **** that ****** up when I see him... nappy-ass hair
Left Brain... That ****** ugly as ****, big-ass nose
Syd ***-ass...puttin her **** on other *****es nipples an ****, whatnot
Matt big-ass
Big-ass ****** ****** with some small-ass earrings, bald Mike G CRUSTY-ass My ****** Earl ugly as ****!
Let's have a moment of silence for that ***** real quick... **** silence, **** that My ****** Jasper, dirty fat-ass... that ******'s boxers STANK
My ****** Frank... ****, **** Frank ******, **** him
Taco...old, young, *****-ass
Man, ****, I hate all these ******s
You know, that little short *** light skinned ****** Hodgy And that fat-ass ***** Domo
Let me just...
You win when the mafia takes up more than 50% of the alive players in the day.
Yo, come spit rhymes with the homies here whenever you want.
MandersHex was:
You are Left Brain- Mafia Cop Killa
Cop Killa: If you are to be investigated you will be revealed as TOWN, if tracked or watched you will have done nothing and nobody will have targeted you. You cannot be night killed.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
I said, **** a cop non-stop
Pop the Glock, my ***** is Uffie, pull off in my all black Humvee
So the pigs don't tryin' cuff me, I'm sippin 2-11 Bout to plan a 211, murder your partner He'll meet you in heaven
Lucky number 667, I mean 666
I got six clips to the ****in' duct tape
Ey, butt **** on a female cop
She can chew my balls, she can swallow my **** Try and pull me over, I will not stop
22350 ***** on the block, kill him hands down
Callin' all cars, there's another man down
You win when the mafia takes up more than 50% of the alive players in the day.
Yo, come spit rhymes with the homies here whenever you want.
Tom88 was:
You are Hodgy Beats- Mafia Strategist
Strategist: As a strategist you have 2 abilities. At night you can target a player and role block them or investigate what abilities they have.
As long as there are 6 or more players alive you may use both abilities at once, either targeting the same player or 2 different players.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
To have some type of knowledge that is one perception
But knowin' you own your opponent is a defeatin' bonus I'm Zeus to a Kronos, cartilage cartridge is boneless
Smiles of cowards in lead showers, dead spouses in red blouses
Children who fled houses on Mustang horses and went joustin'
Night 1 requests:
Yanni tracks Tom88
Iso targets MandersHex (was roleblocked anyway)
Voxxicus bodyguards Iso
Tom88 Roleblocks Iso and investigates reya
MandersHex kills Yanni
Night 2 requests:
MandersHex kills reya
Tom88 Roleblocks Voxxicus and investigates kpaca (kraj). Investigation fails.
kpaca looses his imprisonment (because of Tom88)
Voxxicus bodyguards Tom88 (who roleblocks him from doing this)
Ximbad steals from Tom88, out of a possible 3 options (RB, role cop or the night kill) he steals the gun and can night kill.
Night 3 requests
Voxxius targets nobody
Ximbad targets MandersHex for a night kill (gets roleblocked)
Tom88 roleblocks and investigates Ximbad
MandersHex kills Voxxicus
Interesting nights... could have gone lots of different ways! Let me know what you guys think, thanks for playing!
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Also, town play was garbage this game. Voxx for town MVP. No way should you guys have let Manders back out of letting dan hammer her. That claim was total bull****. My thanks to Kraj and Zi for replacing in to make sure the game continued, though.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I'm really angry that the town had two roles with no vote and the scum had a doublevoter. That was bull.
Oh well. See you on the flipside, pf.
This game was my attempt at making the town have better discussions and not get so close to a vote count without being all done. Also, smart night actions. It just seems the whole game was "Lets figure out which of these 2 are scum because obviously having wacky voting mechanics isn't town"
Oh and in case anyone wants to know the daykill knife was never given to anyone. I really just wanted a daykill dammit!
PF, I love you, but I said that if this were the case I'd have to go on a bit of a tirade, so here goes:
This was my last game of mafia for awhile, maybe ever (at least on this site). There is no way in hell that 2 non-voters on the town with a double voter on the scum side is fair in my opinion. My role by itself made this game very unfun for me, and I can only imagine what Zeld/G_D were going through as well.
If I had some kind of ability that granted me TWO votes or something if a condition were met, I would've said it was fine...but this was grossly slanted towards the mafia. If you ever host a mafia game elsewhere, please don't let something like this happen again.
@G_D: I'm going to apologize to you right now for my tunneling of you, but I'm sure you understand why I was so adamant on the issue. I could NOT FATHOM a game in which the town had TWO non-voters and the scum had a double-voter, it just didn't make any sense to me. I sincerely apologize to you, and I hope I didn't ruin your experience by mod-gaming.
To everyone else: Peace out guys, I've recently remembered why I quit playing mafia, and I'll just go back to reading the threads occassionally. Have fun, and whether you decide to play here or not anymore after what happened to kpain, I wish everyone the best of luck.
As Iso said, I'll see ya'll on the flip side (Southern accent mine of course)
Meh, I get that the idea was to deter modgaming and all that, but unless the town lynched scum on the first two Days (aka impossible with this group of players coupled with the inactivity) then the town autolost. Period. I think pb needs to seriously tell us what she was thinking when she okayed this setup.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
My fault for letting people get sucked up in mod gaming when I was uncomfortable with a GD lynch the last day, I guess. Though probably still would have lost because I would have gone Manders > Zionite > Kraj, with Tom probably not an option.
Though those reads of his were amazingly bad, I just decided to ignore my gut and go after who I felt stronger about.
Sorry for lynching you, Iso. I was confident you were town D1 and most of D2, but your play kind of deteriorated, and that claim was...questionable.
I claimed exactly what my role was, dude. I could have just lied and omitted the Roleblock part but I tore Manders's WIFOM a new *******. I have never been wrong when breaking open WIFOM, except in motive. Regardless, as scum, I would have followed through on my Manders case. I haven't really been getting too greatly into Minis lately except KCC's because they just haven't been elegant. Meh. I'm just *****ing at this point. Sorry guys.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I know. I'm just saying that the role didn't seem like a likely thing in conjunction with a flipped tracker, and it helped me rationalize lynching you when I didn't really want to.
It just seems the whole game was "Lets figure out which of these 2 are scum because obviously having wacky voting mechanics isn't town"
That would be because two townies who can't vote in a mini is absurd. Adding in a mafia with a secret vote is gorramn insane. You created a scenario where the only logical conclusion is that one of them is a lying scum, because the alternative is...just awful game design.
The town did not play particularly well this game, but shouldn't feel any shame in losing.
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That would be because two townies who can't vote in a mini is absurd. Adding in a mafia with a secret vote is gorramn insane. You created a scenario where the only logical conclusion is that one of them is a lying scum, because the alternative is...just awful game design.
Nobody ever did wagon analysis to realize the same guy was on all three wagons. And the town had so much power in the form of roles.
Bodyguard
Tracker
Tracker/watcher/cop/roleblock
1 shot bulletproof
daykill grant
thief
compared to:
Nightkill
godfather
lynch threshold -1
roleblock
role cop
The town would have been very hard to get at night if they had snagged 1 scum in the day. It was just a very swingy setup.
All it would have taken is one mafiaosa to be taken out. I was shocked when manders wasn't lynched and Iso was killed instead. Was his ability really unbelievable and manders was?
And the lynch ability dan had didn't ruin the game. You all figured out to be careful around the threshold but you just lynched the wrong guys. Had it been manders, tom or zio at the higher vote count and the mafia hater would have even got off the wagon or the scum wouldn't get on it. The vote roles rewarded well thought out daytime votes and arguments. Not mod gaming.
Also, look at almost every vote count towards the end of the game. Every single scum is on it. Wagon analysis people!
Two tonwnies without a vote, and a mafioso with +1 makes the setup functionally 7v4. With a mislynch and NK on Day One, Day Two comes in at 5v4. That's lynch or lose, that can even end before the lynch if the daykill hits a townie.
A game which can quite easily end before Night Two even starts is simply poor game design, and should not have passed a reviewer ever.
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The town would have been very hard to get at night if they had snagged 1 scum in the day. It was just a very swingy setup.
That's the fundamental issue: swingy setups are inherently unenjoyable and bad design.
I want to hear PB here because this setup is obviously not fine.
These kind of things are happening way too much in recent times and I think the council may want to take some action, maybe require all games to pass 2 reviewers before seeing the light of the day can help things up.
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The game is not being dumbed down. Control is doing fine; Draw-Go is not the only kind of control. Aggro is doing fine; Red Deck Wins is not the only kind of aggro. Creature combat is an important core concept and belongs in every color. Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
Also, I think the set up would have been better if the town had only one person who couldn't vote (with the other have some other goodish ability). 2 was a little extreme. If the town had only one, I don't think it would have been as bad.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
We were able to match any dissenting opinion on lynches with aggression. Not having at least one scum body to refer to hurt the town, and it was surprisingly easy to discredit voxxicus' voting analysis when it should not have been. It was solid.
I also think the game had balance issues. I was constantly concerned about the town having some bad ass god role due to the voting scenario, but that wasn't the case. This imbalance was a really silly mistake.
I'm sorry everyone felt this game was unbalanced, I didn't mean for it to feel unfair. Maybe taking away the no-voter and keeping the last vote townie might have been enough.
Was I the only person who correctly named Tom as scum?
I was going to rob him and I was hoping I could deflect the roleblock by not mentioning I thought he was scum. I was killing mander there regardless and tom would be an easy lynch the next day when I claimed. I was so sure the G_D was scum that I didn't really come up with a contingency plan.
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I was going to rob him and I was hoping I could deflect the roleblock by not mentioning I thought he was scum. I was killing mander there regardless and tom would be an easy lynch the next day when I claimed. I was so sure the G_D was scum that I didn't really come up with a contingency plan.
I agree imbalanced set-up although my role was cool and game was fun other than town sucking partially because of set-up. I knew I was probably going to be killed and I didn't want to give scum a day kill if I made a mistake so I chose no one. I probably should have kept going after tom after day 1. I still thought he was noob scum but I have a problem of faith in my scum reading abilities if I make a mislynch. I think manders should have been lynched a lot earlier, the achievement stuff really pissed me off.
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The achievement stuff had nothing to do with my role. I did not decide to do that because I was scum. I decided to do it because it was a mini and I could have done it. Despite the numberof posts I was making, they were content-full posts, so lynching me JUST for that would have been poor play. Plus, I did attempt it as town before and likely will again regardless of my alignment. It is not a tell.
The achievement stuff had nothing to do with my role. I did not decide to do that because I was scum. I decided to do it because it was a mini and I could have done it. Despite the numberof posts I was making, they were content-full posts, so lynching me JUST for that would have been poor play. Plus, I did attempt it as town before and likely will again regardless of my alignment. It is not a tell.
I used that against you, actually, because the other two times you tried it, you were scum.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The achievement stuff had nothing to do with my role. I did not decide to do that because I was scum. I decided to do it because it was a mini and I could have done it. Despite the numberof posts I was making, they were content-full posts, so lynching me JUST for that would have been poor play. Plus, I did attempt it as town before and likely will again regardless of my alignment. It is not a tell.
I still don't get it. It's not recognized in any official way except you get to say you've done it. I don't think it's a good achievement unless it has a system like the league backing it. I only feel this way because in each of the games you've attempted this, you've either hurt your team or pissed people off. If it was an official thing that anyone could get if they tried, then I'd feel better about the attempts.
It's sad when players try to use null tells to "prove" they were right. Manders have tried this achievement before therefore it clearly has no bearing on alignment. Plus if she had tried this as scum before this turn from a null tell into a town tell because she would probably not do it again as scum to prevent being "caught" by it.
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The game is not being dumbed down. Control is doing fine; Draw-Go is not the only kind of control. Aggro is doing fine; Red Deck Wins is not the only kind of aggro. Creature combat is an important core concept and belongs in every color. Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
It's sad when players try to use null tells to "prove" they were right. Manders have tried this achievement before therefore it clearly has no bearing on alignment. Plus if she had tried this as scum before this turn from a null tell into a town tell because she would probably not do it again as scum to prevent being "caught" by it.
WIFOM.
Again, if it had some meaningful purpose attached to it, I would be more receptive to the idea. But just doing whatever you want even when it frustrates everyone else in the name of achievements just seems like bad play. I do see an achievement system in the future of the league that will encourage shinanigans like this though. I think it's a good way to fill league games with players who already have their best games of the season behind them and want to mix it up a little.
That's not wifom, Manders has expressed her desire to fulfill this achievement before, as town. Saying she trying to do it here is a scum tell is naive at best and uninformed at worst.
Again, if it had some meaningful purpose attached to it, I would be more receptive to the idea. But just doing whatever you want even when it frustrates everyone else in the name of achievements just seems like bad play. I do see an achievement system in the future of the league that will encourage shinanigans like this though. I think it's a good way to fill league games with players who already have their best games of the season behind them and want to mix it up a little.
Why are you being so dense? There are achievements everywhere nowadays, they themselves is the purpose. Sure you may find that pointless (I don't care it either) but I understand why people try to do it on games. You may argue about policy lynching her because you dislike the achievement or it's frustrating, but saying it's a scum tell is a fabrication.
Also I greatly dislike incentivizing people to do bizarre things in mafia for "bizarro points". That will certainly encourage people to do stupid things and spread bad feelings everywhere. Winning is the final purpose here, when you give points for "mislynching three times in a row as town", "always protect scum as doc" or "losing the game without killing any townies as scum" bad things will happen.
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The game is not being dumbed down. Control is doing fine; Draw-Go is not the only kind of control. Aggro is doing fine; Red Deck Wins is not the only kind of aggro. Creature combat is an important core concept and belongs in every color. Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
Let me put this argument another way: Manders choosing to intentionally avoid posting is called lurking. It's inherently scummy because it makes it easier for scum to avoid attention being called to them. The excuse that she's doing it for an "achievement" is not a persuasive alternate explanation for the behavior. So, is it specifically a scumtell that she's doing an achievement? No. Is it a lame-ass excuse for scummy behavior? Yes.
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Keep Smokin'
Bring something new to the table
And I don't want yams because I had some yesterday
But I can smoke grams blaze one almost everyday
And I will shake hands and make plans with a featherweight
Wolf Gang clan sold out when we set a date
Klux Klan burn the stage down let it marinate
Voxxicus was killed lats night. Voxxicus was:
Bodyguard: At night you may target someone to be protected from a kill, but if they would have been killed you die instead.
Golden rubbers in these denim pockets
On my waist, there's a black Glock
New girl moved on the block
She been plottin' on my brown ****
Last night I slept over hers, during sex, I overheard
A sword sliced the air, I pulled out the na-na
Rolled off the bed, then shot back, pow-pow
Blood on the sheets, probably spillin' from my gash
Looked out the glass, seen you sprintin' on the grass
A real ninja with the blade and the mask
Got them gold ninja stars and red Supreme nunchuks
Now she tryna patch me up, but
Girl, I was just tryna get a nut bust
If that's your ex, you should probably own a pistol
But I'm guessin' it's wiser to exit with dude
NSFW
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You win when the mafia is eliminated
As the OF crew look around they see only a few members left.
Kraj was:
Prisoner: If you are targeted by anything at night it wont effect you but if you are targeted one night you will no longer remain imprisoned and you are open to be affected by any future night actions.
Free Earl, that's the ****ing ****
And if you disagree, suck a couple pimple-covered ****s
Um, Wolf Gang, that's the ****ing clique
Golf Wang kill them all *****, triple six
**** 2DopeBoyz, all them *****s *****es
We don't need y'all, The Fader's who we really ****ing with, *****
NSFW
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You win when the mafia is eliminated
greymon90210 was:
Lesbian: You spend too much intimate time with women and therefore have no vote. You may only vote for "no lynch".
We don't have to rush it, we can take our time, take our time
But we both know what we want, want, so what's it gonna be?
And no one has to know it but us, but us baby
Just my love, I finally found someone who actually agrees
NSFW
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You win when the mafia is eliminated
ganderin_dan was:
Actor: You cannot vote for anyone unless it would cause them to be lynched.
Hey it's Jasper, not even a rapper
Only on this beat to make my racks grow faster
Got a TV show, so I guess I'm an actor
Pot head, half baked, lookin' like Chappelle
Rollin' up a blunt with that fire from hell
Still ignorant, still hit a *****
Wolf Gang, ******, so I still don't give a ****
Catch me in the back with Miley on my lap
Bong rips as I feel on that little ***** cat
Hah, ****** came through with a 9 bar real quick
Just for the *****es, little bit of money in my pocket
**** it, Wolf Gang
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You win when the mafia is eliminated
Ximbad was:
Thief: At night you may target someone. If you do you steal an item related to their role, stripping them of using abilities related with that item and making you able to use it instead. After you have committed the stick up you no longer can rob anyone.
Hold up, it's a Westcoast stick up
Sly Tendancies is in with me, I'm tryna get my rich up
Talking 'bout raising Richie dog, I'm tryna get my Rich up
Good for you? Man I'll give you life like an elixir
He sick, huh? (Oh yes, it's a O.F. stick up, Mike
Tell this ***** to put the donuts in the bag quicker, right
**** I strike, ******s bite, *****es wife, hit up Christ
It's a crisis, ******s hands up like it's a heist, Mike get 'em)
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You win when the mafia is eliminated
Zionite was:
Hater: Whoever you are voting requires 1 less vote to be lynched.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
Let me tell ya'll ******s a little mother****ing story real quick
Once upon a time, there was this group of dusty-ass mother****ers...
Created a little group for themselves, they called themselves Odd Future
These little ******s made a mother****ing tape
Odd Future Tape Volume 2!
You know that ugly-ass ***** Tyler, wit his *****-ass..
I should **** that ****** up when I see him... nappy-ass hair
Left Brain... That ****** ugly as ****, big-ass nose
Syd ***-ass...puttin her **** on other *****es nipples an ****, whatnot
Matt big-ass
Big-ass ****** ****** with some small-ass earrings, bald
Mike G CRUSTY-ass
My ****** Earl ugly as ****!
Let's have a moment of silence for that ***** real quick...
**** silence, **** that
My ****** Jasper, dirty fat-ass... that ******'s boxers STANK
My ****** Frank...
****, **** Frank ******, **** him
Taco...old, young, *****-ass
Man, ****, I hate all these ******s
You know, that little short *** light skinned ****** Hodgy
And that fat-ass ***** Domo
Let me just...
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTcp2EQsbw
You win when the mafia takes up more than 50% of the alive players in the day.
Yo, come spit rhymes with the homies here whenever you want.
MandersHex was:
Cop Killa: If you are to be investigated you will be revealed as TOWN, if tracked or watched you will have done nothing and nobody will have targeted you. You cannot be night killed.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
I said, **** a cop non-stop
Pop the Glock, my ***** is Uffie, pull off in my all black Humvee
So the pigs don't tryin' cuff me, I'm sippin 2-11
Bout to plan a 211, murder your partner He'll meet you in heaven
Lucky number 667, I mean 666
I got six clips to the ****in' duct tape
Ey, butt **** on a female cop
She can chew my balls, she can swallow my ****
Try and pull me over, I will not stop
22350 ***** on the block, kill him hands down
Callin' all cars, there's another man down
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-B0_H3NCOM
You win when the mafia takes up more than 50% of the alive players in the day.
Yo, come spit rhymes with the homies here whenever you want.
Tom88 was:
Strategist: As a strategist you have 2 abilities. At night you can target a player and role block them or investigate what abilities they have.
As long as there are 6 or more players alive you may use both abilities at once, either targeting the same player or 2 different players.
Mafia: You may attempt a night kill.
To have some type of knowledge that is one perception
But knowin' you own your opponent is a defeatin' bonus
I'm Zeus to a Kronos, cartilage cartridge is boneless
Smiles of cowards in lead showers, dead spouses in red blouses
Children who fled houses on Mustang horses and went joustin'
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzi24Nssiow
You win when the mafia takes up more than 50% of the alive players in the day.
Yo, come spit rhymes with the homies here whenever you want.
Congratulations to the scum team of MandersHex, Tom88 and Zionite who took out a victory for MellowHype and L-boy, Awwwwk!!
Next post will have night actions listed!
LOL
Yanni tracks Tom88
Iso targets MandersHex (was roleblocked anyway)
Voxxicus bodyguards Iso
Tom88 Roleblocks Iso and investigates reya
MandersHex kills Yanni
Night 2 requests:
MandersHex kills reya
Tom88 Roleblocks Voxxicus and investigates kpaca (kraj). Investigation fails.
kpaca looses his imprisonment (because of Tom88)
Voxxicus bodyguards Tom88 (who roleblocks him from doing this)
Ximbad steals from Tom88, out of a possible 3 options (RB, role cop or the night kill) he steals the gun and can night kill.
Night 3 requests
Voxxius targets nobody
Ximbad targets MandersHex for a night kill (gets roleblocked)
Tom88 roleblocks and investigates Ximbad
MandersHex kills Voxxicus
Interesting nights... could have gone lots of different ways! Let me know what you guys think, thanks for playing!
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I'm really angry that the town had two roles with no vote and the scum had a doublevoter. That was bull.
Oh well. See you on the flipside, pf.
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
This game was my attempt at making the town have better discussions and not get so close to a vote count without being all done. Also, smart night actions. It just seems the whole game was "Lets figure out which of these 2 are scum because obviously having wacky voting mechanics isn't town"
Oh and in case anyone wants to know the daykill knife was never given to anyone. I really just wanted a daykill dammit!
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This was my last game of mafia for awhile, maybe ever (at least on this site). There is no way in hell that 2 non-voters on the town with a double voter on the scum side is fair in my opinion. My role by itself made this game very unfun for me, and I can only imagine what Zeld/G_D were going through as well.
If I had some kind of ability that granted me TWO votes or something if a condition were met, I would've said it was fine...but this was grossly slanted towards the mafia. If you ever host a mafia game elsewhere, please don't let something like this happen again.
@G_D: I'm going to apologize to you right now for my tunneling of you, but I'm sure you understand why I was so adamant on the issue. I could NOT FATHOM a game in which the town had TWO non-voters and the scum had a double-voter, it just didn't make any sense to me. I sincerely apologize to you, and I hope I didn't ruin your experience by mod-gaming.
To everyone else: Peace out guys, I've recently remembered why I quit playing mafia, and I'll just go back to reading the threads occassionally. Have fun, and whether you decide to play here or not anymore after what happened to kpain, I wish everyone the best of luck.
As Iso said, I'll see ya'll on the flip side (Southern accent mine of course)
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Thanks for hosting, PF.
My fault for letting people get sucked up in mod gaming when I was uncomfortable with a GD lynch the last day, I guess. Though probably still would have lost because I would have gone Manders > Zionite > Kraj, with Tom probably not an option.
Though those reads of his were amazingly bad, I just decided to ignore my gut and go after who I felt stronger about.
Sorry for lynching you, Iso. I was confident you were town D1 and most of D2, but your play kind of deteriorated, and that claim was...questionable.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
My fault for semi-modgaming there.
At the end of the day I was calling Manders, Zionite, and Ximbad as the scum team.
That would be because two townies who can't vote in a mini is absurd. Adding in a mafia with a secret vote is gorramn insane. You created a scenario where the only logical conclusion is that one of them is a lying scum, because the alternative is...just awful game design.
The town did not play particularly well this game, but shouldn't feel any shame in losing.
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Nobody ever did wagon analysis to realize the same guy was on all three wagons. And the town had so much power in the form of roles.
Bodyguard
Tracker
Tracker/watcher/cop/roleblock
1 shot bulletproof
daykill grant
thief
compared to:
Nightkill
godfather
lynch threshold -1
roleblock
role cop
The town would have been very hard to get at night if they had snagged 1 scum in the day. It was just a very swingy setup.
All it would have taken is one mafiaosa to be taken out. I was shocked when manders wasn't lynched and Iso was killed instead. Was his ability really unbelievable and manders was?
And the lynch ability dan had didn't ruin the game. You all figured out to be careful around the threshold but you just lynched the wrong guys. Had it been manders, tom or zio at the higher vote count and the mafia hater would have even got off the wagon or the scum wouldn't get on it. The vote roles rewarded well thought out daytime votes and arguments. Not mod gaming.
Also, look at almost every vote count towards the end of the game. Every single scum is on it. Wagon analysis people!
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A game which can quite easily end before Night Two even starts is simply poor game design, and should not have passed a reviewer ever.
That's the fundamental issue: swingy setups are inherently unenjoyable and bad design.
These kind of things are happening way too much in recent times and I think the council may want to take some action, maybe require all games to pass 2 reviewers before seeing the light of the day can help things up.
Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
Sorry for playing so badly. Tom for scum MVP.
This was so funny
Aww yeah...
What's "the flip side"?
Thanks!
Thanks for the game though pf, I had fun!
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
But nobody really followed through with anything on the subject.
I also think the game had balance issues. I was constantly concerned about the town having some bad ass god role due to the voting scenario, but that wasn't the case. This imbalance was a really silly mistake.
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I was going to rob him and I was hoping I could deflect the roleblock by not mentioning I thought he was scum. I was killing mander there regardless and tom would be an easy lynch the next day when I claimed. I was so sure the G_D was scum that I didn't really come up with a contingency plan.
Good plan mang
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I used that against you, actually, because the other two times you tried it, you were scum.
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2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I still don't get it. It's not recognized in any official way except you get to say you've done it. I don't think it's a good achievement unless it has a system like the league backing it. I only feel this way because in each of the games you've attempted this, you've either hurt your team or pissed people off. If it was an official thing that anyone could get if they tried, then I'd feel better about the attempts.
@ Zionite, it's meaningful to me. Why is that not enough?
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Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
WIFOM.
Again, if it had some meaningful purpose attached to it, I would be more receptive to the idea. But just doing whatever you want even when it frustrates everyone else in the name of achievements just seems like bad play. I do see an achievement system in the future of the league that will encourage shinanigans like this though. I think it's a good way to fill league games with players who already have their best games of the season behind them and want to mix it up a little.
Why are you being so dense? There are achievements everywhere nowadays, they themselves is the purpose. Sure you may find that pointless (I don't care it either) but I understand why people try to do it on games. You may argue about policy lynching her because you dislike the achievement or it's frustrating, but saying it's a scum tell is a fabrication.
Also I greatly dislike incentivizing people to do bizarre things in mafia for "bizarro points". That will certainly encourage people to do stupid things and spread bad feelings everywhere. Winning is the final purpose here, when you give points for "mislynching three times in a row as town", "always protect scum as doc" or "losing the game without killing any townies as scum" bad things will happen.
Mythic rarity is not destroying the game. People whine too much for no good reason. Magic is more popular than ever, so keep calm, brew some decks and play some damn cards.
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