You all enter a room to find a small man in rain boots stroking a glowing heart-shaped pocketwatch absentmindedly.
He looked up.
"It's about time you showed up. You're late."
He flashed a toothy grin as everyone piled into the room.
"Now, listen up, everyone. You all should know me by now, but in case you forgot, I'm Desmond Tiny. ...that's Mr. Tiny to you," he added after a pause.
Everyone shuffled their feet nervously. They knew who Mr. Tiny was. This evil little man of immense power was known to walk through time and meddle with the fabric of the universe for his own amusement.
"Well, to put it simply, the Lord of Shadows is amongst you all, and he's not happy. He's gonna kill aaaall of you," Mr. Tiny boasted gleefully. "That is, unless you get him first."
"How many of you have played Mafia before?"
A few hands went up.
"Well, if you need to know the basic rules, they're as follows:
*No PM quoting; don't even fake it. I will be modkilling for this offense. *No post editing; if you have something else to say, post again. I will be modkilling for this offense. *Do not communicate with players via PM. If you are to communicate with another player, I have provided you the means in which to do it in your role PM. I will be modkilling for this offense. *Make your vote and unvotes bolded and, if you can, in blue so that I can find them easier. *Town is green. *Mafia is red. *Be courteous to other players while you're killing them. *Stay within the rules of the forum, have fun, blah blah, etc.
If you have any other questions, ask away.
After all, this is how you're going to be killing each other!"
The people in the room nodded; they understood what was at stake. They knew what to do.
Living players (bold = confirmed):
MandersHex Miracule Foxlet Gigas1 replaced by Seppel KittyCupCake EronTheRelentless
Dead Players:
Battlemaster replaced by Marr965 (Lynched Day 1) - Gannen Harst, Mafia Rolecop Gamora replaced by Artifice 101 (Drained of blood Night 1) - Debbie Hemlock, Town Vanilla Chickenfish (Decapitated Night 1) - Lady Evanna, Town Vanilla Zenjo (Lynched Day 2) - Kurda Smahlt, Mafia Goon Arnnaria mentored by Ecophagy (Decapitated Night 2) - Larten Crepsley, Town Tracker Wheat_Grinder (Lynched Day 3) - Darren Shan, Mafia Roleblocker
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Your confirm can be whatever color you want it to be. I merely asked for votes to be bolded and in blue (or another color if you prefer) to make it easier for me to spot them when I'm skimming. If you can't or don't feel like it, that's fine.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Sorry, on my phone, and only remembered the blue bit! In case it didn't count due to my foolishness: Vote: MandersHex
If Batman has decided you're to fight to the death, neither you nor your 'opponent' can be trusted.
If I don't ask, people seem to assume I'm female and use female pronouns for me. Ask Wheat Grinder, he's been in games with me where it has turned into an issue.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
If I don't ask, people seem to assume I'm female and use female pronouns for me. Ask Wheat Grinder, he's been in games with me where it has turned into an issue.
I must never have read where you said you were a dude. Sorry bro!
I'm a guy, I have always been a guy, and barring any radical future decisions, a guy I shall remain.
I'd set out a vote but I'm going to disappear tomorrow until Tuesday and don't want it to become a problem.
So consider my vote on Zenjo, for trying to shoe in on my mafia thunder!
He looked up.
"It's about time you showed up. You're late."
He flashed a toothy grin as everyone piled into the room.
"Now, listen up, everyone. You all should know me by now, but in case you forgot, I'm Desmond Tiny. ...that's Mr. Tiny to you," he added after a pause.
Everyone shuffled their feet nervously. They knew who Mr. Tiny was. This evil little man of immense power was known to walk through time and meddle with the fabric of the universe for his own amusement.
"Well, to put it simply, the Lord of Shadows is amongst you all, and he's not happy. He's gonna kill aaaall of you," Mr. Tiny boasted gleefully. "That is, unless you get him first."
"How many of you have played Mafia before?"
A few hands went up.
"Well, if you need to know the basic rules, they're as follows:
*No PM quoting; don't even fake it. I will be modkilling for this offense.
*No post editing; if you have something else to say, post again. I will be modkilling for this offense.
*Do not communicate with players via PM. If you are to communicate with another player, I have provided you the means in which to do it in your role PM. I will be modkilling for this offense.
*Make your vote and unvotes bolded and, if you can, in blue so that I can find them easier.
*Town is green.
*Mafia is red.
*Be courteous to other players while you're killing them.
*Stay within the rules of the forum, have fun, blah blah, etc.
If you have any other questions, ask away.
After all, this is how you're going to be killing each other!"
The people in the room nodded; they understood what was at stake. They knew what to do.
Living players (bold = confirmed):
MandersHex
Miracule
Foxlet
Gigas1replaced by SeppelKittyCupCake
EronTheRelentless
Dead Players:
Battlemasterreplaced by Marr965 (Lynched Day 1) - Gannen Harst, Mafia RolecopGamorareplaced by Artifice 101 (Drained of blood Night 1) - Debbie Hemlock, Town VanillaChickenfish (Decapitated Night 1) - Lady Evanna, Town Vanilla
Zenjo (Lynched Day 2) - Kurda Smahlt, Mafia Goon
Arnnaria mentored by Ecophagy (Decapitated Night 2) - Larten Crepsley, Town Tracker
Wheat_Grinder (Lynched Day 3) - Darren Shan, Mafia Roleblocker
Replacements:
DoubleX
Spectators:
kill-joy
Macius
Yanni
ganderin_dan
Prophylaxis
Void
pinkys_brain
Chickenfish
Artifice 101
The town win condition is, "You win when the Lord of Shadows and his followers are dead."
Also, a note from your illustrious mod: Anti-flavor-gaming measures have been taken. You have been warned.
Please confirm in the thread. Day 1 will begin as soon as everyone is present.
Waypoints:
Day 1
Vote Count 1
Vote Count 2
Vote Count 3
Vote Count 4
Vote Count 5
Vote Count 6
Vote Count 7
Vote Count 8
Vote Count 9
Vote Count 10
Day 1 Lynch
Day 2
Vote Count 11
Vote Count 12/Moderator's Death
Vote Count 13
Day 2 Lynch
Day 3
Day 3 Lynch/Game Over
Setup/Night Actions
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Can I vote thusly?
Vote: Iso
or does it have to be blue?
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Hooray!!
Unvote Iso
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/confirm just in case
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I'll wait a bit before I do anything about that.
In the meantime, you all may begin.
With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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We even have Mafia!!
That's a good reason to vote for someone! Too good.
Vote: MandersHex
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Quick question for everyone in the game: what pronouns do you prefer? I'm a guy, and I prefer male pronouns.
Vote: MandersHex
If Batman has decided you're to fight to the death, neither you nor your 'opponent' can be trusted.
I'm a he/him/his!
Showing false concern is a tell. Vote: Arnnaria
I'm a guy though. Prefer male pronouns.
Also, lynch? First vote on a person... Sounds like hysteria incitement to me! IGMEOY!
Vote: Arnnaria.
You noticed it, too, huh?
@Eco:
Also, for anyone who doesn't already know, I'm the awesomest girl ever.
Is your vote random or serious?
Where is the false concern you're referring to?
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Asking people what they "prefer". It's shady.
If I don't ask, people seem to assume I'm female and use female pronouns for me. Ask Wheat Grinder, he's been in games with me where it has turned into an issue.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Which is why I put the question out there.
Foxlet (1): MandersHex
Chickenfish (1): Arnnaria
MandersHex (1): Chickenfish
Arnnaria (1): EronTheRelentless
With 12 alive, it is 7 to lynch.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Unvote: Arnnaria
I actually think it's a good idea. Just having funsies.
You can thank four weeks of Residential Assistance training at a very Liberal school for that.
Fish out of Water <-Seems scummy to me.
Vote Manders
But I liked you <sigh>
I was told you were already aware of this
I like you, too, so far!
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I'm here. Sorry, I suppose I should have mentioned I'm still in school, and so I won't be able to post from about Midnight to 3 CST on most weekdays.
Was this a serious vote? I still can't really tell.
Same question here.
Just to be clear, it was not.
Iso = Batman
Foxlet, like me, is a RL friend of his.
'Nuff said.
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Ojala.
I don't think anyone has done anything scummy yet.
Unvote
I do, and I'm waiting for a response.
(Not from you)
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-And I'd prefer "her/she" please.
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I the new avvy, dahling!!
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Wait holy cow, I totally thought you were female.
I must never have read where you said you were a dude. Sorry bro!
I'm a guy, I have always been a guy, and barring any radical future decisions, a guy I shall remain.
I'd set out a vote but I'm going to disappear tomorrow until Tuesday and don't want it to become a problem.
So consider my vote on Zenjo, for trying to shoe in on my mafia thunder!
Can you elaborate as to the reasoning behind this statement, please?
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I've known him in real life for several years, and he started playing Mafia after I was telling him about it now and then.
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