You’ve run the gamut of roles in crime fighting and your latest stop has been the most rewarding. You get to put the bad guys away with the help of the greatest forensics team on television. There’s nothing quite like staring down a perp when he’s cracked. Yes, being a homicide captain is where you belong.
I mean, really, who could ask for a better gig? It’s almost like early retirement considering all you’ve been through – two tours in Vietnam, life-saving surgery, accidentally killing another officer. Grissom and the team make life so easy – you wish they were here.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
Your past made this job your calling. Your mother was a rape victim and you the child borne as a result. You have no life outside of work, really, it’s your passion.
You often find yourself at odds with your partner, Elliot, but you realize he’s your counter-balance. You struggle to separate your emotions from the cases, and he’s the grounding point- especially when a rapist goes free. There’s no one else you’d rather have as a partner. For the work, and for yourself.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
Sorry gang, the move blew up my personal drive at work, so I don't have the detail. I see many of you have posted your PMs, that'll have to do I'm afraid. My apologies.
You do a darned good job solving crimes with your heightened senses of observation. Your father drilled that into you through his persistence. He was a cop, after all. Secretly, you wanted to follow in his footsteps, right? Well, I bet he’s proud of you, anyway.
So, who cares if you’re not really psychic? It’s just a cover for the good detective work you do.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
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Mafia Stats (10-22 Overall) Random Mafia 2 Town MVP '08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Hahaha, so Jobie's role PM even addresses that he has exceptional observational skills and doesn't rely on being psychic... and that was supposed to tip him off that he was random? Amusing.
Professor Charles (Charlie) Eppes, Townie Cop (Numb3rs)
You’re not really a cop on the show, per se, but for anyone who’s ever watched, it’s apparent who gets all the real work done. Your FBI brother, Don, calls on you each week to use your amazing mathematical skills to solve crimes.
Given all the information you’ll have each day, you should have plenty of data to formulate an algorithm or two and find the bad guys.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
A medical examiner by trade, you’ve made your TV living solving crimes using that knowledge to help you. Having been accused of murder yourself, you’ve seen the criminal justice system at work on both sides.
You struggle with your own personal demons, trust issues resulting from your mother’s murder. You feel it’s important to protect society through your work.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
The clues WERE there, but there is just no way that anyone would be able to tell from that flavor. This really, really was a stupid role. There was no way to tell, during the game, that I was the doctor. So I was worse than vanilla, this game.
@Wuffles: I've already said it wasn't my best work, I tried something unique and it didn't turn out the way I'd hoped. Sorry you thought it was a "stupid" role; I thought that and the hidden vig were the most interesting. /shrug
@DD: I thought the fact it pointed out his lack of real psychic abilities and the rather tongue-in-cheek opener were the hints. It's too bad MMoD wasn't playing in this game - his custom/sig whatever it is would've told the story (If it's not math it's probably a lie).
Hey, you! Yeah, you behind the computer screen! You're unconstitutional.
America == Velociraptor
Play IRC mafia. (/join #mafia)
You’ve run the gamut of roles in crime fighting and your latest stop has been the most rewarding. You get to put the bad guys away with the help of the greatest forensics team on television. There’s nothing quite like staring down a perp when he’s cracked. Yes, being a homicide captain is where you belong.
I mean, really, who could ask for a better gig? It’s almost like early retirement considering all you’ve been through – two tours in Vietnam, life-saving surgery, accidentally killing another officer. Grissom and the team make life so easy – you wish they were here.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
Your past made this job your calling. Your mother was a rape victim and you the child borne as a result. You have no life outside of work, really, it’s your passion.
You often find yourself at odds with your partner, Elliot, but you realize he’s your counter-balance. You struggle to separate your emotions from the cases, and he’s the grounding point- especially when a rapist goes free. There’s no one else you’d rather have as a partner. For the work, and for yourself.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
Mafia MVP BM Mafia
Mafia MVP Matrix Mafia
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
You do a darned good job solving crimes with your heightened senses of observation. Your father drilled that into you through his persistence. He was a cop, after all. Secretly, you wanted to follow in his footsteps, right? Well, I bet he’s proud of you, anyway.
So, who cares if you’re not really psychic? It’s just a cover for the good detective work you do.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
You’re not really a cop on the show, per se, but for anyone who’s ever watched, it’s apparent who gets all the real work done. Your FBI brother, Don, calls on you each week to use your amazing mathematical skills to solve crimes.
Given all the information you’ll have each day, you should have plenty of data to formulate an algorithm or two and find the bad guys.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
A medical examiner by trade, you’ve made your TV living solving crimes using that knowledge to help you. Having been accused of murder yourself, you’ve seen the criminal justice system at work on both sides.
You struggle with your own personal demons, trust issues resulting from your mother’s murder. You feel it’s important to protect society through your work.
Each night you may target one other player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
You win when all the scum are eliminated.
Please confirm via PM with your N0 action.
The clues WERE there, but there is just no way that anyone would be able to tell from that flavor. This really, really was a stupid role. There was no way to tell, during the game, that I was the doctor. So I was worse than vanilla, this game.
Hey, you! Yeah, you behind the computer screen! You're unconstitutional.
America == Velociraptor
Play IRC mafia. (/join #mafia)
@DD: I thought the fact it pointed out his lack of real psychic abilities and the rather tongue-in-cheek opener were the hints. It's too bad MMoD wasn't playing in this game - his custom/sig whatever it is would've told the story (If it's not math it's probably a lie).
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29