The anniversary of creation is approaching and attendance is up this year. Unfortunately, it seems that there are some amongst you who feel the pantheon is getting a bit crowded and would like to thin the herd a bit. The city you are staying in seems to be enclosed in a fog that is dampening some of your powers and preventing you from leaving. You've seen the mortals do this from time to time, and so you all know what you're in store for. Its time to eradicate some evil so you can get on with the anniversary and go back to your own planes of existence.
We'll be starting with Night 0. Non-lethal abilities may be used tonight. Send in your choice or lack thereof with your confirmation.
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25. MD- Isis, goddess of Magic (Day 1)
8. Hawkeye7- Tapio, god of Fauna (Night 1)
27. passdog- Dagon, god of Earth (Night 1)
23. cyan- Mask, god of Theives (Night 1)
14. Absolutionis- Fen, god of Mercy (Night 1)
13. !Chucklez!- Ares, god of War (Day 2)
1. Axelrod- Agni, god of Fire (Night 2)
4. Carrion pigeons, god of Death (Night 2) 24. Abandon Hope, god of Air (Night 2)
6. Krashbot101, god of Flora (Day 3)
21. Xyre, god of Honesty (Day 3)
For the record, names in blue are townies names in red are mafia.
Nights should last approximately four real world days. If all choices come in sooner, night may end sooner. If your choice doesn’t get in on time, you will do nothing.
The day will last as long as it needs to. If discussion lags, I may impose a deadline.
Votes must be in BOLD and on their own line (not buried in the middle of a PBPA or paragraph or they will not be counted. Unvoting is not required, but is appreciated.
Lynches happen after a majority is reached. Once a player has the required amount of votes, he or she may be considered dead and you may not unvote. (well, you can, but I will ignore it.)
You may also VOTE: No Lynch. If a majority vote for this the day will end without a lynch.
If a deadline is reached with no majority achieved there will be no lynch.
Once your death scene is posted you are, well, dead. No more posting please (a short farewell post, like “Bah,” is okay, but no talking about the game)
Do not edit or delete your posts.
Do not quote my PMs. This will be the quickest way to get yourself God-smacked (aka mod-killed). Do not try to get tricky with this either. I will be monitoring closely.
All the “Good” players have been given a Win Condition that states "Your goal: Purge the evil gods." they're all the same.
No communication outside the thread unless your role specifically allows it.
If you anticipate being gone for more than 72 hours please post in the thread to say so.
I am the Lord your Mod. The mod is always right.
Remember this is a game. While I expect you to amuse me, please do so without belittling your fellow players.
To find out more about yourselves, I suggest googling your names. I got the roles all over the net, so no one site will help anyone break the game. *bastard mod giggle*
As the sun begins is ascent through the sky, you all convene in the city square. In order to keep the mortals from going insane, you have assumed human guise. You sigh collectively and begin the process of finding the greedy bastards amongst you who decided being a mere GOD wasn’t enough… With 27 alive, it takes 14 to lynch.
Ambush Krotiq makes me laugh so much. I keep rereading the card and it keeps not having Flash. In what sense is this an ambush again? I just have visions of this huge Krotiq poorly concealed in some bushes, feeling slightly sad that his carefully planned ambushes never seem to work.
Awesome! First post! vote kokusho cause i feel like it.
Your not mad at me are you?
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"No, I specifically heard denim. Looks like so crafty ghost is trying to break our code" -Bravo 3 "I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
Hio kiddies. Vote: Krashbot. Thanks for the banner yo.
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"There is no royal road to science, and only those who do not dread the fatiguing climb
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx Cube
I think az has a posting restriction. Thats just me. I mean that aways voting for himself could just be an overly clever ploy to show how awsome he is. I think its a posting restriction however.
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"No, I specifically heard denim. Looks like so crafty ghost is trying to break our code" -Bravo 3 "I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
"Flesh so fine, so fine to tear, to gash the skin; skin to strip, to plait, so nice to plait the strips, so nice, so red the drops that fall; blood so red, so red, so sweet; sweet screams, pretty screams, singing screams, scream your song, sing your screams…” - The Eye of the World - Robert Jordan
Read the same thing off AZ... two self-votes in a row = restriction as far as I can see. Or else a clever ploy involving many things most of us probably know nothing about...
Ambush Krotiq makes me laugh so much. I keep rereading the card and it keeps not having Flash. In what sense is this an ambush again? I just have visions of this huge Krotiq poorly concealed in some bushes, feeling slightly sad that his carefully planned ambushes never seem to work.
No guyz, lynching no one is obv the best way to win the game. That way, we can race them with our vigilante and win!
Nevertheless, self-voting for two posts in a row is a little off the beaten path. If we're barking up the wrong tree, Az, then say so in your next post. If you don't say anything and/or you vote for yourself again, I'm going to assume we're barking up the right tree and you just can't talk about it.
Kokusho, I agree 100% Az is generally the paragon of reason and constructive posts. Especially D1. It has to be a voting restriction.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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You've got to be kidding me.
Odds are fantastic that Az has a restriction, but I seriously doubt that he isn't overplaying it to make it extremely obvious, and probably to the extent that if we learned what the actual restriction was, we'd be surprised at how minor it actually is. Az isn't known for downplaying anything. Except Kenji's obvious guilt.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
I just rolled a die to see who I should random vote for, and it told me to vote myself. Some luck I have, huh? This obviously loran's fault.
Vote loran
Hey. I thought Chatmafia proved that lynch all Lorans was NOT a good metagame ploy.
Now lynching 5/5 black dragons who drain my life? Definitely a good metagame ploy. :-).
Vote Kokusho.
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Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
Quote from Seppel »
I love Joboman, Poggy, Niv, and Vezok, because, while they may not be the best players, they still try to win. Having fun is the most important thing to a game, but I've learned that if you don't try to win, then you're ruining everyone else's fun.
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
What?! Look at the initial post; he is dead. Deceased. Kaputt. Indefinitely horizontal. In mafia games, you see, people are occasionally "killed off," and when that sad event occurs, he or she is no longer allowed to post, on account of rigor mortis and what-have-you.
'Welcome to Mafia Salvation', it said, 'Population: 3,660.' And someone, they never figured out who, had painted on the sign in red letters: '1,831 to lynch.'
Babyjesus! I wondered if you were secretly posting over here.
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Ambush Krotiq makes me laugh so much. I keep rereading the card and it keeps not having Flash. In what sense is this an ambush again? I just have visions of this huge Krotiq poorly concealed in some bushes, feeling slightly sad that his carefully planned ambushes never seem to work.
Kokusho, I agree 100% Az is generally the paragon of reason and constructive posts. Especially D1. It has to be a voting restriction.
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Nevertheless, self-voting for two posts in a row is a little off the beaten path. If we're barking up the wrong tree, Az, then say so in your next post. If you don't say anything and/or you vote for yourself again, I'm going to assume we're barking up the right tree and you just can't talk about it.
*cuts forest in half with a chainsaw, giggles*
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Hey. I thought Chatmafia proved that lynch all Lorans was NOT a good metagame ploy.
Now lynching 5/5 black dragons who drain my life? Definitely a good metagame ploy. :-).
Dude...you don't kill a Kokusho in multiplayer. EVARRRRRR.
FOS Loran16.
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We need 14 votes to lynch. Being the second one to vote for someone =/= bandwagoning. FoS - aurorasparrow
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*shrug*
hard to tell between seriousness and jokingness on teh internets
Scum!!! Scum!!!!! Scum!!!!!!!!!1111
You may concede now, your guilt is self-evident. You have no chance to survive, make your time.
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You people really don't know how to play. There is an obvious hint just in front of you :A quick Google research showed this. As you can see, silicon costs about eight times more to obtain a meager less-than-1% quality increase. What other proof do you need ?
Vote silicon.
You're obviously trying too hard.
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*sigh* does no one have any sort of memory around here?
Put your hand up anyone who has been a confirmed townie role ever before on this site?
* Kenji puts his hand up, no one else does
I've been a confirmed townie 200% more times than the rest of you...
Sounds like wishful thinking, to me.
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Wow a mafia game with loads of posts ... I'm in Heaven ... my own personal heaven so you lot can, in common parlance, 'Get orrrf my land'
I really don't know who to random vote for .. all these good players who might suddenly turn on me and reduce me to a swinging corpse (or whatever happens to a god when you lynch them). Suppose I'd better aim high then ... Vote Azrael because he's just far too cunning.
:mad1:
You totally just committed the biggest scum tell on the books: voting for Azrael under any circumstance. Way to slip up in your first post.
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I'm gonna barn Puzzle and vote: Mosschop
I might do a lot of barning of Puzzle, I find it to be a most useful tactic...
Ok, I'll bite. We may be barking up the wrong tree, but you can't make an ommlette without breaking some eggs. And other such metaphors
Vote Azrael
(ALthough my logic on Kenji is flawless and definetly worth lynching him over later)
Lets see what game you're playing.
Um...Mafia???
And why do you want to break my eggs? What did my eggs ever do to you? Are you one of those mean nasty people who go around breaking other people's eggs for fun?
@Azrael: You've done it to me again. I didn't say that quote you attributed to me earlier, lol. (see above with your commentary about giggling and cutting down a tree, yadda yadda). If we were playing the $25,000 pyramid, half of what you've said would have fallen under the category: "Things DYH's Character Would Have Said in Sin City."
My last post being composed entirely before the three preceding posts, I might be inclined to change my mind, but, no. Too early for changing of minds.
Also, wanted to say:
Quote from Puzzle »
Quote from Axelrod »
Babyjesus! I wondered if you were secretly posting over here.
@Azrael: You've done it to me again. I didn't say that quote you attributed to me earlier, lol. (see above with your commentary about giggling and cutting down a tree, yadda yadda). If we were playing the $25,000 pyramid, half of what you've said would have fallen under the category: "Things DYH's Character Would Have Said in Sin City."
Anyhow, Unvote. That was fun.
D'oh!
What can I say? I see you everywhere, DYH. My dreams, my fantasies, my wet dreams...everywhere.
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This is what happens when you don't listen to my analysis. *takes three steps for better impulse before kicking Az's eggs*
We'll be starting with Night 0. Non-lethal abilities may be used tonight. Send in your choice or lack thereof with your confirmation.
Still Sipping Nectar and Munching Ambrosia
2. Kenji
3. CropCircles
5. Disrupt Your Hymn
7. ZeDorkSlipeur
aurorasparrow9. stormblind
silicon10. Puzzle
11. RafaelK
magicianofthought12. Azrael
15. Mosschop
16. Treigit
17. Arimnaes
18. Kops723
19. Machin Shin
20. Mystery meat of doom
22. Jobie
Loran1626. Enigma91
bluesoulJust So Much Dispersed Energy
25. MD- Isis, goddess of Magic (Day 1)
8. Hawkeye7- Tapio, god of Fauna (Night 1)
27. passdog- Dagon, god of Earth (Night 1)
23. cyan- Mask, god of Theives (Night 1)
14. Absolutionis- Fen, god of Mercy (Night 1)
13. !Chucklez!- Ares, god of War (Day 2)
1. Axelrod- Agni, god of Fire (Night 2)
4. Carrion pigeons, god of Death (Night 2)
24. Abandon Hope, god of Air (Night 2)
6. Krashbot101, god of Flora (Day 3)
21. Xyre, god of Honesty (Day 3)
For the record, names in blue are townies names in red are mafia.
(stolen from an unusually bright Mortal):
With 27 alive, it takes 14 to lynch.
Vote: carrion pigeons
This is clearly because of last game.
Winner of the Weekly Signature & Avatar Contest Weeks 51, 59, 78, & 118.
I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
Smite: Puzzle!
Looking forward to a good game.
Vote Azrael.
Sorry missed that rule =P... guess my first 2 votes didn't count, my bad.
Your not mad at me are you?
"I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
I think this Time around I will random vote.
Vote Kenji
Though I am somewhat tempted to vote kops for posting 3 Times already and voting Grim on simul posting charges despite Grim's lack of post.
Where's my PBPA you lying *******?@!#Q*&!@(*(*!@!
EBWODP: unvote, vote Grimclaw.
Now he has simulposted someone.
Vote Kops for being annoying.
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Voting for Ron Paul in 2008
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Vote: Krashbot. Thanks for the banner yo.
of its steep paths have a chance of gaining its luminous summits"
-Karl Heinrich Marx
Cube
You know it's nice to be nice to people who are nice to you, right?
unvote
Vote: Treigit
Because I can!
Winner of the Weekly Signature & Avatar Contest Weeks 51, 59, 78, & 118.
I don't care if I was framed for murder if I only got a warning I would let it go.
Vote loran
[The Family]
kops 2- grimclaw, MD
Puzzle 1- Axelrod
Azrael 1- Azrael
grimclaw 1- arimanes
Kenji 1- Treigit
MoT 1- MMoD
Krashbot 1- Chucklez (I am so not typing the !'s everytime)
Treigit 1- Krashbot
loran 1- CropCircles
Not voting- 17 people
Where in the world would one find a 27-sided die? You're obviously a liar!
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
At random.org, newb.
FOS DYH, vote Azrael.
Vote Abandon Hope
I could have made up some incredibly rediculous reason for random voting Abandon, but I didn't feel like it.
vote md so we can get this oot of oor systems and get down to discussion
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Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
"I know nothing of the law, only vengence" -Dom, U/G madness
Vote: Axelrod cause Q can't be trusted.
Lets see, who else is in this game?
* Treigit Tirelessly shaves three sides off of his lucky d30, rolls it, ignores the result and points randomly at the screen.
Vote Leilani
Nevertheless, self-voting for two posts in a row is a little off the beaten path. If we're barking up the wrong tree, Az, then say so in your next post. If you don't say anything and/or you vote for yourself again, I'm going to assume we're barking up the right tree and you just can't talk about it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
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You've got to be kidding me.
Odds are fantastic that Az has a restriction, but I seriously doubt that he isn't overplaying it to make it extremely obvious, and probably to the extent that if we learned what the actual restriction was, we'd be surprised at how minor it actually is. Az isn't known for downplaying anything. Except Kenji's obvious guilt.
Vote Kenji
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Hey. I thought Chatmafia proved that lynch all Lorans was NOT a good metagame ploy.
Now lynching 5/5 black dragons who drain my life? Definitely a good metagame ploy. :-).
Vote Kokusho.
Logical Reasoning is dead; Long Live Stupidity
That's not very nice, Azrael!
In any event, I see your plan for today is already working like a charm. Day one is never boring with Azrael in a game.
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
If a god is lynched (I feel safe in assuming that Kok is a God), are they sent to the Graveyard or RFG'd? Can we afford a 10 point swing?
We need 14 votes to lynch. Being the second one to vote for someone =/= bandwagoning. FoS - aurorasparrow
Member of Team Lucksack
Voting for Ron Paul in 2008
Learn how to get better at Magic
Being defensive about a joke vote is much worse than joking about a joke vote.
Mafia MVP BM Mafia
Mafia MVP Matrix Mafia
hard to tell between seriousness and jokingness on teh internets
Member of Team Lucksack
Voting for Ron Paul in 2008
Learn how to get better at Magic
Mafia MVP BM Mafia
Mafia MVP Matrix Mafia
No confirmation=evil scum.
Vote Kenji (Which I was already doing)
Babyjesus! I wondered if you were secretly posting over here.
*cuts forest in half with a chainsaw, giggles*
Dude...you don't kill a Kokusho in multiplayer. EVARRRRRR.
FOS Loran16.
Scum!!! Scum!!!!! Scum!!!!!!!!!1111
You may concede now, your guilt is self-evident. You have no chance to survive, make your time.
You're obviously trying too hard.
Sounds like wishful thinking, to me.
:mad1:
You totally just committed the biggest scum tell on the books: voting for Azrael under any circumstance. Way to slip up in your first post.
O rly??
Vote Azrael.
Mmmm, not especially.
Vote Azrael.
Nope, not this time.
Unless you want to.
Vote Azrael.
Vote Azrael
(ALthough my logic on Kenji is flawless and definetly worth lynching him over later)
Lets see what game you're playing.
Um...Mafia???
And why do you want to break my eggs? What did my eggs ever do to you? Are you one of those mean nasty people who go around breaking other people's eggs for fun?
Vote Azrael.
Anyhow, Unvote. That was fun.
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
Also, wanted to say:
(Seriously, this made me laugh.)
D'oh!
What can I say? I see you everywhere, DYH. My dreams, my fantasies, my wet dreams...everywhere.
*replaces eggs with banana peel, giggles*
Vote Azrael.