Jumps up. Static stands on a ledge. Snapping his fingers, Static conjurs his diseased monkey army with shotguns. "You will remeber this as the day you almost got m............." falls of ledge.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fool! Tabasco sauce only makes them stronger. And slightly more insane! Oh go......................... Ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are eating my precious preci.......................... Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky for the rest of you they all have better things to do like conquor hell............
Wait they are eating tim........ bad case of indegestion................ ewwwww..........
I use a magical spell to raise all my monkey army from the dead. Then i biblotuple them in number with another spell. Now there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
WOW, the fact that they were fighting demons in hell when they died doesn't mean anything?
i grab tomothy's brain, pull it out, connect it to mine and command the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 monkies to kill tomothy. Then, when he is deaad, i command them to kill themselves.
I buy a new brain from Wall-Mart and then reanimate all the monkeys. They do not kill you only throw you into a pit that has no opinings and is made of knives. Hahaha!
* godless_angel, before dying, casts a spell which removes excessive amounts of minions from the fight forever. "F*#% you everyone" he yells as he falls into the pit "bye"
^ Topher's one bad motha f... Thx for the Sig/Avy!
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^ MY Binder
defeats the monkeys with there one weakness; tabasco sauce
They are eating my precious preci.......................... Ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucky for the rest of you they all have better things to do like conquor hell............
Wait they are eating tim........ bad case of indegestion................ ewwwww..........
but at least they will have a tough fight in hell. for now i try to take tomothy's arm off with a chain because he loosed his monkeys on us
of them.
i grab tomothy's brain, pull it out, connect it to mine and command the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000 monkies to kill tomothy. Then, when he is deaad, i command them to kill themselves.