Suddenly burting from TFE alien style along with a hundreds of spiders, Static picks up a My Chemical Romance cd and fashoins a cd player and speaker from TFE's organs. Upon playing the cd everybody dies or something. They probably melt. Or something. Intentionally failing his listen check Static fashoins a castle, army, and a bunch of Shotguns from TFE's organs.
TFE groans, reforming from the random Static appearance, a puddle of silver liquid on the ground that slowly molds into a crazy looking Evincar.
"Goddamn Canadians!"
And with that he pulled out his P90 and started firing at d24478667.
"Give me back my goddamn tangerine! Dammit!"
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TFE dodges the Grappler shot, dropping his P90 and pulling out a Bill Cosby launcher.
"Got bread *****, got bread?!"
And with that he fired a Bill Cosby at d24478667.
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Grappler12 turns around and yells to d2278667 "hey that cost me about7 dollers"he then grabs his copys of "generic country music" cds and throws them Ninja style at him.
The_Grey_King sits on his throne and looks amused at the proceedings. He orders his minions to tackle d2278667, saving him from the Shania Twain attack by Grappler. While two minions were downed by a lucky Martina Mcbride, nobody cares as they were just minions, and d2278667 emerges scot-free. The_Grey_King withdraws his minions and watches patiently for a chance to meddle again.
"what! no, where did those minions come from?" He looks about and sees nothing, "aw well, i guess it was a random interspacial transdimentional warp caused by the insane lack of musical talent on the cds that i threw." Eladrayius then picked up a random letter "U" and threw it like a boomerrang at D24478667, along with some more country music that he missed
/me conjures a legion of Tony Danza-like Putties (y'know, those thing from the original Power Rangers). they march on The_Grey_King's pretentious throne.
grappler12 takes his kilm and throws the putties in it. he then grabs one of the cosbys and gives it some jello, the cosby then starts to distract all of the others by saying "Jello pudding" and stuff like that. then Grappler12, seeing his time to strike, takes out his flak cannon and starts Flaking everything.
The_Grey_King, taking a snooze on his throne, got smacked by a Bill Cosby. Not to be outdone, and slightly annoyed to boot, he promptly snaps his fingers, casting a spell which turns ALL Bill Cosbys into his minions. The Cosbys in TFE's gun simply refuse to be shot out, instead opting to sit down around TFE and start pummeling him with wise anecdotes. Meanwhile, the Cosby stirring the pudding turns to the flaking grappler12 and dumps the pudding onto his head. The_Grey_King smiles.
TFE raises his hand, angrily, calling upon the Danza and the Cosby Creed.
"JELLO! DOOBITY DOOBITY DOOO!"
The Cosbys sprang up at the sound, shrieking, once again quite under TFE's control, and then began launching themselves like missiles, all at The_Grey_King.
"Biatch."
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The_Grey_King's minions begin hurling themselves in front of the Cosbys, and go down in the hundreds. The_Grey_King then snaps his fingers and hits TFE with a contempt spell, causing him to veiw everything around him as less then himself and unworthy of his attention (1 post). The_Grey_King smiles, for even though he did not get to keep the Cosbys, he did manage to dunk grappler12 with chocalate pudding.
TFE gets a contempt spell? but he is better than everything else around him. =/
anyway, while The Grey King was busy disabling the Cosby army, the Danza army came around and flanked him. so now he's surrounded by dozens of daytime talk-show hosts screaming "I'm the boss!!"
The_Grey_King is in a pickle, surrounded by the horror of daytime television. He then whips out a TV cable and plugs it in the ground. Suddenly the entire battlefield is transported to HBO. The Danzas, unable to survive in an environment so saturated with drama, wither and die. The_Grey_King comes out of the scrap with little more then a sprained sense of pride for having nearly been defeated by Tony Danza.
the pieces of the dead Danzas reform into a humongous and distorted Cosby-Danza! it shrieks horribly, "Doobity doobity! I want tacos!!" as it stomps toward The Grey King, he's paralyzed with Shock for the rest of the Fight! it's too horrible for him to continue!
Luckily, though The_Grey_King is parylized with fright, his minions aren't, and they quickly spirit him away from the Doobity menace. He goes off to recover, aided by his minions and several therapists.
TFE sighed, peering around, horrendously bored, and somewhat aroused by the mutant Cosby-Danza.
"Woah! Teh hotzzaak!"
Suddenly he focused his energy and summoned Sisqo behind TGK and his minions.
The small African American man began singing "Thong, th-thong thong thong" and ripping thongs from betwixt his private areas, an almost unlimited layered amount, and flinging the horrific things at TGK and his minions.
Meanwhile TFE manifested a glass of Mountain Dew for himself and a large pitcher for Cosby-Danza, winking at the mutant.
"So, is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
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"Too easy."
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"Goddamn Canadians!"
And with that he pulled out his P90 and started firing at d24478667.
"Give me back my goddamn tangerine! Dammit!"
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thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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"Got bread *****, got bread?!"
And with that he fired a Bill Cosby at d24478667.
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thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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Currently 62/265 cards.
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
My Trade Thread
"HOOOWAAAH!"
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/me conjures a legion of Tony Danza-like Putties (y'know, those thing from the original Power Rangers). they march on The_Grey_King's pretentious throne.
yeah, who's the damn boss now, *****!
thanks DarkNightCavalier for the sig!
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"Hoootaaaaah BEWEEEEEEE!"
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"JELLO! DOOBITY DOOBITY DOOO!"
The Cosbys sprang up at the sound, shrieking, once again quite under TFE's control, and then began launching themselves like missiles, all at The_Grey_King.
"Biatch."
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
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[thread=43661][/thread]
Currently 62/265 cards.
anyway, while The Grey King was busy disabling the Cosby army, the Danza army came around and flanked him. so now he's surrounded by dozens of daytime talk-show hosts screaming "I'm the boss!!"
Currently 62/265 cards.
OHMYGOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!
Currently 62/265 cards.
"Woah! Teh hotzzaak!"
Suddenly he focused his energy and summoned Sisqo behind TGK and his minions.
The small African American man began singing "Thong, th-thong thong thong" and ripping thongs from betwixt his private areas, an almost unlimited layered amount, and flinging the horrific things at TGK and his minions.
Meanwhile TFE manifested a glass of Mountain Dew for himself and a large pitcher for Cosby-Danza, winking at the mutant.
"So, is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
[thread=43661][/thread]