Unfortunately, as you put the map on public domain (here, duh), I used it to track the cheese, pick it up, and stuff it in my backpack I'm carrying right now. Of, and I seal my backpack off with caulks.
as magac goes to the airport I swap his backpack with one filled with explosives and make off with the cheese to me secret labor-atory to awaken the cheese so it can has itself! I has the cheese
OOC: As far as the maze goes, in case anyone doesn't get it, the one at the bottom is the correct place. The one at the upper right, "GAOL", isn't a GOAL; it's an old English word for prison.
I send in a Tatterkite as a scout to find the cheese, while immune to all the experimenting happening there. After retrieving the cheese, I take it and hide it on top of an unstable sculpture of styrofoam. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
OOC: As far as the maze goes, in case anyone doesn't get it, the one at the bottom is the correct place. The one at the upper right, "GAOL", isn't a GOAL; it's an old English word for prison.
RPG players always know to choose the longest routes, period
I hired a zephyr mage to blow the styrofoam tower away, and also a rogue to pick up the falling cheese, and also an archer to assassinate the rogue before he betrays me, and a Golden Retriever to get the cheese back to me. Now I have the cheese in my hand. SCRAM!
I get an Azorius Guildmage to stop the zephyr mage from blowing the tower down, then I let the archer assassinate the rogue as planned, then a Spirit Link on the archer to stop any further offense from the archer, and also a Trip Noose to catch the hound.
Bah. Having my plans thwarted one too many times, I decided to just steal a time machine, go back to the past where the cheese was still in Deidara's hands, and snatched it while stealing tactics hadn't been as advanced as it is now. So I have not just a cheese, but a super fresh cheese just out of the store. Have fun with your moldy one, kids.
I use my Æther-warping magic to redirect your time-warp to here instead, in addition to actually traveling along the same time-path that you intended to travel through. I take the ("new") cheese and put it in a random cardboard box in a large room with 198 cardboard boxes. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
There is no kill like overkill, so using at least twenty helis and heavy trucks, I just pick up the room and stow it away. Since the cheese is in the room, one way or another, by having the room I have the cheese
I use The Key to get into the room. I kick boxes until I find the cheese. I leave the room the same way I came in and hide in a cave in New Mexico.
I have the (melty) cheese.
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sneaks into the cave in New Mexico using a Sleepers Robe and "draws" the cheese! Using I then place the cheese in the black hole watch I wear on sundays. I has the cheese!
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"Just because I like my Angel steaks rare does not mean I am evil." -Griffin
On monday I sneak into your house while you're gone and steal the watch.
I climb into an experimental rocketship and fly towards the nearest black hole. Once we hit the event horizon I put on a space suit, jump out into the black hole with the watch, then open the watch and jump into the black hole inside it, clutching the cheese.
I have the cheese.
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Unfortunately, the black hole connects to a white hole which blasts you out to Yosemite. And while you're recovering from the crash, I steal the cheese from you and hide it in my shirt pocket.
As you're walking along the sidewalk a few days later, I jump off an overhanging fire escape and tackle you, then steal your shirt, cheese and all. I call a cab and drive off with the cheese. I have the cheese.
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I put a tracking device on the cab that indomitablebug is in, and send a pigeon to retrieve the cheese. After retrieving the cheese, I hide the cheese at about 61.803% of the way on the Neverending Pathway. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
Well, if you'll just drive your vehicle into my car wash here, I'll take care of that problem for you.
I now have a slightly damp and soapy, but clean cheese.
Suddenly a chameleon snatched the wet cheese mistaking it for a giant butterfly. I don my superhero costume, go after that chameleon, pummel it and snatch the cheese away. I have the cheese for GREAT JUSTICE!
I see the chameleon, and I cast a force field around it so that magac doesn't harm it first. I take the chameleon and bring it to the local pet shop, and since the cheese was with the chameleon, I take the cheese and hide it in... a cookie jar somewhere on top of a shelf. —Aurora, Ætherwalker
Since people usually keep their cookie jars in a shelf, it's easy to spot Aurora's cookie jar, so I snatched it away and ran with it. I have the cheese, and now I also have a nice cookie jar for home decor
Unfortunately, you didn't account for the fact that I secretly put a snake in the jar as well. Since you ran away with the jar, the snake suddenly pops out and distracts you, as the cheese flies out of the jar as well. I retrieve the cheese and put it on a shelf about 2.25 m (7' 6'') from the floor...
I'll carpet-bomb the entire establishment and just go to some dairy shop to buy new cheese. I have cheese now. Who cares about the old one. Melted, probably.
The universe suffers a heart attack, and a rip in time-space opens, sucking the cheese in. The cheese falls on top of me while I'm napping. 20 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!!!
Now I have the cheese!
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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I send in a Tatterkite as a scout to find the cheese, while immune to all the experimenting happening there. After retrieving the cheese, I take it and hide it on top of an unstable sculpture of styrofoam.
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I hired a zephyr mage to blow the styrofoam tower away, and also a rogue to pick up the falling cheese, and also an archer to assassinate the rogue before he betrays me, and a Golden Retriever to get the cheese back to me. Now I have the cheese in my hand. SCRAM!
The cheese remains in the same place.
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I have the (melty) cheese.
A card game about Presidents. Stabbing each other. With knives.
I climb into an experimental rocketship and fly towards the nearest black hole. Once we hit the event horizon I put on a space suit, jump out into the black hole with the watch, then open the watch and jump into the black hole inside it, clutching the cheese.
I have the cheese.
A card game about Presidents. Stabbing each other. With knives.
A card game about Presidents. Stabbing each other. With knives.
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I now have a slightly damp and soapy, but clean cheese.
Under ConstructionEDH-W Wrath of the Angels
U Arcanis Goodstuff
B The Baron's Vampires
R Smashing Mirrors
G The Snakes Rising
RG The Grand Feast
UBR The Lord's Zombies
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I take the cheese and hide it in a hidden alcove on the ceiling.
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*notices a glaring sign "HIDDEN ALCOVE HERE", checks it and finds the cheese*
I have the cheese.
I'll carpet-bomb the entire establishment and just go to some dairy shop to buy new cheese. I have cheese now. Who cares about the old one. Melted, probably.
Now I have the cheese!