Granted, but as I am typing this I am having the most epic sex of my life, yo see me and my girl... [insert 5 minute description of last night's sex here]
Granted. Your new job is to be nice to people, all the time, even when they're horrible to you. You will be fired if you're ever caught not being nice, that's how nice the job is. Also the pay is terrible and your coworkers are brainwashed idiots.Now I have to go find a different job...
I wish time would suddenly start moving backwards.
Wit's End is the PERFECT answer to your opponent's Monomania however.
Just hold on to your Wit's End when they Monomania, so you can Wit's End them on your next turn!!!
I think this is fairly reminiscent of the "Jace Battles" we have seen in past standards.. My guess is we will soon witness the great Monomania-Wit's End battles.
Wish Granted - You have a country named after you. To bad it's a hostile environment that no one wants to live in, thus making it a useless plot of land.
W may only be paid with white mana. U may only be paid with blue mana. B may only be paid with black mana. R may only be paid with red mana. G may only be paid with green mana. C may only be paid with colorless mana. 1 may be paid with white, blue, black, red, green, or clolorless mana.
Granted. After being under your control though, it goes bankrupt and you owe a LOT in back taxes (not to mention the people that own products with you haven't received updates and are now after you).
I wish to always own one more Liliana Vess than TheDarksyde86
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I wish for the members of brokeNCYDE to die
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I wish time would suddenly start moving backwards.
I wish for unlimited free food for life.
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I wish for a turkey sandwich.
I want a hug.
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But it's by a cactus.
I wish for a perfect world.
I wish for an iPad 2
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Your wish is granted, but by the time you get it, it's out-dated and iPad 10 is out.
I wish for an automated house.
I wish for a faster computer.
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I wish I could become a superhero.
Vorel of the Hull Clade
Reki, the History of Kamigawa (MTGO)
Lavinia of the Tenth (MTGO)
I wish someone would hit me with a ton of bricks.
I wish for someone to name a country after me.
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Wish Granted - You have a country named after you. To bad it's a hostile environment that no one wants to live in, thus making it a useless plot of land.
I wish for the best chocolate ever.
I wish for Chaos Orb to be legal in Legacy
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I wish for a turtle.
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I wish to have the P9 cards.
I wish for all my future wishes to be granted without a twist.
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I wish for world hunger to be eliminated.
I wish for video editing to be a form of free speech.
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I wish for more nice days.
I wish to have the power to grant wishes...
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Standard:Mono-Black midrange, BW Vamp-Blade
Extended: Mono-Black Vampires, Faeries
EDH: Jhoira, Glissa (In progress), Kaervec the Merciless.
Liliana Vess Collection count: 91 and 8 Liliana of the Veil
I wish all the Planeswalkers were real.
I wish to own Bill Gates' empire.
Legacy/Vintage: Sneak Attack!, Reanimator, SuiBlack, Painter's Grindstone
Standard:Mono-Black midrange, BW Vamp-Blade
Extended: Mono-Black Vampires, Faeries
EDH: Jhoira, Glissa (In progress), Kaervec the Merciless.
Liliana Vess Collection count: 91 and 8 Liliana of the Veil
Granted. After being under your control though, it goes bankrupt and you owe a LOT in back taxes (not to mention the people that own products with you haven't received updates and are now after you).
I wish to always own one more Liliana Vess than TheDarksyde86