So how many times have you been flipping through your card collection looking at a card that you truly love and realize "hmmm....There appears to be a lack of flavor text here..." (ahem Karona, False God). So i propose a new "game" (assuming this hasn't already been done) where you post a cool flavor-less card and the following poster fills it in; then they post a new worthy target. I shall start. Your first assignment Grimgrin, Corpse-Born. Go!
A sustenance of life. A refuge of peace.
Edit: the judges will also accept awesome land is awesome.
Another idea is: hahaha! you, resolve titans? I think not!
-control player, last words.
Next: Look at me, I'm R&D