OK, just an FYI everyone: I know I forgot to post this originally, but when the game starts everyone will have 1 bullet in the chamber. That is the only rule change I am making from the base rules.
Ok hate to do this, but I am extending sign-up due to the 4th of July holiday. I won't have much time to actually run it until July 4th so We'll start then. If you are in and will be away on the 4th feel free to pre-queue your action.
I opened one last year, got two crap worldwake packs and 8x scathe zombies, which I promptly hid around my sister's apartment for her roommates to find. But, yeah, it was a piece of crap.
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It all sounded so simple, a chance to win millions in a short amount of time, and all you had to do was let yourself be filmed for the entertainment of millions of viewers. Little did you know just how much you signed up for.
The last thing you remember was standing in a studio in LA in front of a producer. You have just signed the contract when you were mysteriously knocked out from behind. When you awaken you find yourself in a clearing in the middle of a jungle. Around you are seven other people who look just as confused as you are, and a mysterious box. Out from behind a tree comes two people, one with a camera and one with what appears to be a bag full of guns.
Host: Welcome to The Arms Race! Where the winner earns fame, fortune, and honor. The rest of you, well let's just say the insurance policy you signed as part of the contract will go towards getting you a first class burial, and a generous profit for us.
He goes and hands you and the seven others a gun with one bullet loaded and a note.
Host: On the note you will find all the rules you need to know for the game. We left plenty of ammo boxes for you to reload your gun with, at your own risk of course. You are also free to use any asset you find here. Be careful though, get too crazy and you may find yourself getting the boot. With that, I bid you farewell, and good hunting.
Suddenly realizing what is happening, you decide it is best to get out of Dodge as fast as possible before the other contestants decide to take a quick pop shot at you.
The game has begun! You all have until July 5th, 8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time to submit your actions
One by one, each contestant appears from their hiding spot. As quickly and as cautiously as possible, each of them take one bullet from the ammo box and load it into their gun. All but one. The camera switches over to a riverbank where it appears within the short time they have been on the island, Monkey Playing MTG has apparently managed to fashion himself a crude riot shield out of some leaves and wood in the area to protect himself.
Production room:
Me: I thought you said these guys would be shooting each other from the get go. Just look at the early reviews! People HATE this show!
Host: Sorry Boss.
Me: Well someone has to be shot...
* Tanarin pulls out a gun and shoots the host in the leg.
Me: Ahh, much better.
Round 1 Actions:
atlseal - load
sir mu - load
ced395 - load
knobbodi - load
deathjoey - load
Monkey Playing MTG - guard
Id_Ego - load
wurgel - load
Producer A: Won't these guys do anything? It seems they are all too chicken to attack each other.
Producer B: Well, what do you expect? We just threw them into the middle of nowhere and told them they have to kill each other.
Producer A: Yeah, but they can do more than just load their guns.
Producer B: Let's be fair here. Atlseal at least is not loading. WHAT he is doing however is another story. Is that... the samba? Well definitely a different way to guard himself.
Camera Director: Sir, take a look at camera 4. It looks like we may be getting some action.
Looking onto the monitor, both producers see a gun that clearly belongs to Ced395 being aimed at someone.
Producer A: Who else is in the area?!
The camera pans over to reveal Monkey Playing MTG, still working away at his shield. Suddenly he looks up right as a loud bang is heard over the speakers. Instead of falling down dead, Monkey manages to get his shield up just in time and save himself from the oncoming attack.
Producer A: Damn, I thought we would get a kill too.
Camera Director: Don't speak so soon, look over on Camera 1.
On Camera 1, Id_Ego is seen trying to load yet another round into his gun. Right as he pick up his gun to load the bullet into his chamber, another loud bang is heard. Unlike Monkey though, Id_ego goes down with a perfect shot to the back of the head. As he collapses to the ground, the figure of Knobbodi can be seen. As the camera pans over and zooms into Knobbodi, a slight grin appears on his face, obviously proud he has made the kill.
Well Id_ego, you were warned you were loading your gun at your own risk. Eliminated by Knobbodi in Round 2 via headshot.
Round 2 Actions
atlseal - guard
sir mu - load
ced395 - Shoot Monkey Playing MTG
knobbodi - shoot Id_Ego
deathjoey - load
Monkey Playing MTG - guard
Id_Ego - load
wurgel - load
Host: So I finally caught up to you, Monkey Playing MTG. So how does it feel? You are not the first death and you now have some effective armor in that shield.
Monkey: *Loads a bullet into his gun* Feels great. Are you OK? I can't help but notice that bandage on your leg.
Host: Oh well, it's a funny story actually. You see...
Suddenly, the host is grabbed from behind by a now blood crazed Knobbodi.
Knobbodi: Don't shoot man! I have a hostage and I am more than willing to use him as a shield.
Host: Really man? I perfer to NOT be shot more than once a lifetime thank you very much.
Knobbodi: Shut up! I'm not talking to you I'm talking to THEM! *points to Ced and Sir_Mu*
Ced: Dude, relax. See I am grabbing a bullet... See?
Sir_Mu: Let the host go, see I'll even put down my gun *Bends down to put down his gun*
Suddenly as Sir Mu puts down his gun, a gunshot can be heard followed by the sound of metal hitting metal
As the camera quickly pans over, wurgel can clearly be seen swearing up a storm for a second before 2 more gunshots can be heard. The first bullet hits him right in the femoral artery, the second and more lethal shot manages to land in the gut.
Host: Holy crap! Who did he piss off?
As if on cue, first deathjoey appears to check if his hit is indeed lethal. He is interrupted by atlseal though and starts leading DJ in a dance that resembles the Salsa.
Host: I swear, that atlseal guy is one weird dude...
Ced, Sir_mu, Monkey and knobbodi together: Indeed.
Sorry wurgel, you seem to be suffering from an accute case of heavy metal. At least you get to see a nice dance before you bleed out.
Elsewhere, a camera is zoomed in on ced and one of the locals. they appear to be playing some sort of card game.
ced: What? I was fully expecting someone to shoot me. I figured if he isn't gonna be shot at, I might as well play a game or two with him.
Civilian: Wait? I was gonna be SHOT AT? *Punches ced and knocks him out then walks away* I knew that craigslist posting was too good to be true. I should have taken that hero job.
Round 5
Sir Mu - Load
deathjoey - Shoot Monkey Playing MTG
atlseal - load
knobbodi - load
Monkey Playing MTG - Guard
ced395 - Citizen
Round 6 Deadline will be 8:00 PM EDT Monday, July 18th.
Rules to save time and room
Now for this bout I will use the classic rules shown above. If I get enough interest expressed here I am willing to run the rule changes shown here.
I will be taking signups for the next 72 hours. So feel free to sign up here and if you want the FPS mod Memnarch proposed, please say so.Signups extended to July 4th 8:00 PM due to 4th of July holiday.
Name (Bullets/Guard/Civilian/Blood)
atlseal (2 B/0 G/2 C/1 Blood)
knobbodi (1 B/0 G/1 C/0 Blood)
Deathjoey(3 B/0 G/1 C/0 Blood)
Monkey_Playing_MTG (1 B/1 G/2 C/0 Blood)
Ced395 (2 B/1 G/1 C/0 Blood)
Those who are not winning the millions.
Id_Ego (Died from a GSW to the head.)
Wurgel (Bled out while watching the salsa)
Sir Mu (Dancing with the fishes now)
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/in, *loads round into his gun*
If you use a civilian and multiple people fire on you, what happens?
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The last thing you remember was standing in a studio in LA in front of a producer. You have just signed the contract when you were mysteriously knocked out from behind. When you awaken you find yourself in a clearing in the middle of a jungle. Around you are seven other people who look just as confused as you are, and a mysterious box. Out from behind a tree comes two people, one with a camera and one with what appears to be a bag full of guns.
Host: Welcome to The Arms Race! Where the winner earns fame, fortune, and honor. The rest of you, well let's just say the insurance policy you signed as part of the contract will go towards getting you a first class burial, and a generous profit for us.
He goes and hands you and the seven others a gun with one bullet loaded and a note.
Host: On the note you will find all the rules you need to know for the game. We left plenty of ammo boxes for you to reload your gun with, at your own risk of course. You are also free to use any asset you find here. Be careful though, get too crazy and you may find yourself getting the boot. With that, I bid you farewell, and good hunting.
Suddenly realizing what is happening, you decide it is best to get out of Dodge as fast as possible before the other contestants decide to take a quick pop shot at you.
The game has begun! You all have until July 5th, 8:00 PM Eastern Daylight Time to submit your actions
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Location: Ammo Box Alpha
One by one, each contestant appears from their hiding spot. As quickly and as cautiously as possible, each of them take one bullet from the ammo box and load it into their gun. All but one. The camera switches over to a riverbank where it appears within the short time they have been on the island, Monkey Playing MTG has apparently managed to fashion himself a crude riot shield out of some leaves and wood in the area to protect himself.
Production room:
Me: I thought you said these guys would be shooting each other from the get go. Just look at the early reviews! People HATE this show!
Host: Sorry Boss.
Me: Well someone has to be shot...
* Tanarin pulls out a gun and shoots the host in the leg.
Me: Ahh, much better.
Round 1 Actions:
atlseal - load
sir mu - load
ced395 - load
knobbodi - load
deathjoey - load
Monkey Playing MTG - guard
Id_Ego - load
wurgel - load
Round 2 Deadline will be on July 6th 8:00 PM EDT
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Location: Secret Production Room
Producer A: Won't these guys do anything? It seems they are all too chicken to attack each other.
Producer B: Well, what do you expect? We just threw them into the middle of nowhere and told them they have to kill each other.
Producer A: Yeah, but they can do more than just load their guns.
Producer B: Let's be fair here. Atlseal at least is not loading. WHAT he is doing however is another story. Is that... the samba? Well definitely a different way to guard himself.
Camera Director: Sir, take a look at camera 4. It looks like we may be getting some action.
Looking onto the monitor, both producers see a gun that clearly belongs to Ced395 being aimed at someone.
Producer A: Who else is in the area?!
The camera pans over to reveal Monkey Playing MTG, still working away at his shield. Suddenly he looks up right as a loud bang is heard over the speakers. Instead of falling down dead, Monkey manages to get his shield up just in time and save himself from the oncoming attack.
Producer A: Damn, I thought we would get a kill too.
Camera Director: Don't speak so soon, look over on Camera 1.
On Camera 1, Id_Ego is seen trying to load yet another round into his gun. Right as he pick up his gun to load the bullet into his chamber, another loud bang is heard. Unlike Monkey though, Id_ego goes down with a perfect shot to the back of the head. As he collapses to the ground, the figure of Knobbodi can be seen. As the camera pans over and zooms into Knobbodi, a slight grin appears on his face, obviously proud he has made the kill.
Well Id_ego, you were warned you were loading your gun at your own risk. Eliminated by Knobbodi in Round 2 via headshot.
Round 2 Actions
atlseal - guard
sir mu - load
ced395 - Shoot Monkey Playing MTG
knobbodi - shoot Id_Ego
deathjoey - load
Monkey Playing MTG - guard
Id_Ego - load
wurgel - load
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Location: Ammo Box Charlie
Host: So I finally caught up to you, Monkey Playing MTG. So how does it feel? You are not the first death and you now have some effective armor in that shield.
Monkey: *Loads a bullet into his gun* Feels great. Are you OK? I can't help but notice that bandage on your leg.
Host: Oh well, it's a funny story actually. You see...
Suddenly, the host is grabbed from behind by a now blood crazed Knobbodi.
Knobbodi: Don't shoot man! I have a hostage and I am more than willing to use him as a shield.
Host: Really man? I perfer to NOT be shot more than once a lifetime thank you very much.
Knobbodi: Shut up! I'm not talking to you I'm talking to THEM! *points to Ced and Sir_Mu*
Ced: Dude, relax. See I am grabbing a bullet... See?
Sir_Mu: Let the host go, see I'll even put down my gun *Bends down to put down his gun*
Suddenly as Sir Mu puts down his gun, a gunshot can be heard followed by the sound of metal hitting metal
As the camera quickly pans over, wurgel can clearly be seen swearing up a storm for a second before 2 more gunshots can be heard. The first bullet hits him right in the femoral artery, the second and more lethal shot manages to land in the gut.
Host: Holy crap! Who did he piss off?
As if on cue, first deathjoey appears to check if his hit is indeed lethal. He is interrupted by atlseal though and starts leading DJ in a dance that resembles the Salsa.
Host: I swear, that atlseal guy is one weird dude...
Ced, Sir_mu, Monkey and knobbodi together: Indeed.
Sorry wurgel, you seem to be suffering from an accute case of heavy metal. At least you get to see a nice dance before you bleed out.
Round 3
Wurgel - Shoot Sir_Mu
atlseal - shoot wurgel
Monkey Playing MTG - Load
deathjoey - shoot wurgel
sir_mu - Guard
knobbodi - Civilian
ced395 - Load
Round 4 deadline is 8:00 PM EDT Tuesday, July 11th.
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*cough, cough* I shot last night, not guard.
Host: OK, Knobbodi, will you let me go now?
Knobbodi: Hell no! Didn't you just see what happened to the poor sap over there?
Ced: Relax dude, I have no intention of shooting you while you have an innocent person.
Knobbodi: Get away from me! *Points his gun at ced.*
At this point Monkey takes the opportunity to hide himself behind his shield, not wanting to piss off knobbodi.
Sir_Mu: Woah woah woah! Don't Shoot! *Moves towards knoboddi*
Knobbodi: I SAID DON'T MOVE!
Before anyone can react, the sound of gunfire echoes through the area.
Knobbodi: I warned you.
Ced: Jesus man! No need to shoot the...
Suddenly Ced goes silent as a dead bird falls right in front of his feet.
Sir_Mu: Really?! *Runs towards the jungle and past a dancing atlseal and stunned deathjoey.*
Monkey Playing MTG: Well THAT is different. I didn't know we got points for killing the wild life.
Atlseal: Can't we all just get along and dance?! *pulls out 2 bullets from wurgel's gun and hands one to deathjoey* Bullet?
Deathjoey: Why thank you. *Loads the bullet*
Monkey Playing MTG: Dinner anyone? *Picks up the bird takes it with him to start cooking dinner.*
Round 4
atlseal - Load
Deathjoey - Load
knobbodi - Shoot ced
Sir Mu - Guard
ced395 - Load
Monkey Playing MTG - Guard
Round 5 Deadline is 8 PM EDT tomorrow.
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Oh snap... Umm... Yeah, that is my bad, i dunno why I had you as loading this round. Anyway he is alive guys. My bad.
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Location: Somewhere in the Jungle.
Host: Ahh atlseal, there you are. Been wanting to ask you a few quest... Are you STILL dancing?
atlseal: Of course, I love dancing in the dark.
Host: Umm... riiight. So why do you like dancing so much?
atlseal: Well I didn't have much else to do in the psych ward. Ahh here is that ammo box. *Loads a round into his gun*
Host: Wait, wait, wait! You were a nutjob?
atlseal: Yeah, you didn't know?
Host: No, but that actually explains a lot now that you say that.
atlseal: Well, I will say it is better than dancing in the street. Too many cars ya know. I once tried to dance with a car, quite funny actually.
Host: Yeah, well you can tell me that one later. So tell me. How does it fee... Who the hell is that?!
Out of the darkness comes Monkey Playing MTG with his shield, being followed by deathjoey.
Monkey: HEEEEEELP!!!!
Deathjoey takes a shot at Monkey, but the bullet bounces harmlessly off of the shield.
Deathjoey: GET BACK HERE! I WANT YOUR SHIELD!
atlseal: What is that all about?
Host: Apparently joey really wants that shield. Anyway, one last question. Have you seen ced? i wanted to thank him for earlier.
atlseal: You know, I haven't actually. I know he isn't dancing the night away.
Elsewhere, a camera is zoomed in on ced and one of the locals. they appear to be playing some sort of card game.
ced: What? I was fully expecting someone to shoot me. I figured if he isn't gonna be shot at, I might as well play a game or two with him.
Civilian: Wait? I was gonna be SHOT AT? *Punches ced and knocks him out then walks away* I knew that craigslist posting was too good to be true. I should have taken that hero job.
Round 5
Sir Mu - Load
deathjoey - Shoot Monkey Playing MTG
atlseal - load
knobbodi - load
Monkey Playing MTG - Guard
ced395 - Citizen
Round 6 Deadline will be 8:00 PM EDT Monday, July 18th.
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