I had a lot of fun in the old one at Mtgnews, so I figured we should start it again. For those unaware, the rules are as such:
A limerick is a five-line poem in which lines 1,2,5 rhyme and lines 3,4 rhyme. Here is an example of a famous limerick:
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.
In this game we add lines to a previous limerick, until it is complete. Then the person who fineshed it gets to start a new limerick. Using the above limerick as an example, allow me to demonstrate.
Post 1: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
Post 2: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
Post 3: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
Post 4: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
Post 5: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.
New Limerick
Line 1
And so on. So let's begin.
Fall of 'News
I look on in shock
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By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
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I don't understand the purpose of gimmick accounts.
Down the side of the hill went my bucket
Ruining my vacation in Nantucket
I had nothing to carry
So i went and got married
til my wife found my Lotus and hucked it
Freezing Drizzle
The street's slick, my car's all ice
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"...because without beer, things do not seem to go as well."
A limerick is a five-line poem in which lines 1,2,5 rhyme and lines 3,4 rhyme. Here is an example of a famous limerick:
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.
In this game we add lines to a previous limerick, until it is complete. Then the person who fineshed it gets to start a new limerick. Using the above limerick as an example, allow me to demonstrate.
Post 1: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
Post 2: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
Post 3: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
Post 4: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
Post 5: The man from Peru
There was an old man from Peru,
who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in the night
with a terrible fright,
and found out that it was quite true.
New Limerick
Line 1
And so on. So let's begin.
Fall of 'News
I look on in shock
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
I look on in shock
Raa is a ****
my sig. made by me.
I look on in shock
Raa is a ****
i can't believe
I look on in shock
Raa is a ****
i can't believe
that they would decieve
I look on in shock
Raa is a ****
i can't believe
that they would decieve
us, cuz we just rock.
You can rhyme this.
Racecar, Racecar!!
my sig. made by me.
Racecar, Racecar!!
That is where we are
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
Racecar, Racecar!!
That is where we are
Watching them roll on by
Racecar, Racecar!!
That is where we are
Watching them roll on by
not a cloud in the sky
Hell this is boring, lets go to a bar
new limmerick-latte (as in the cofee)
where is my latte?
where is my latte?
I need to go potty
where is my latte?
I need to go potty
Get me one quick
"If you don't meet the confrontations that life gives you, you're going to be screwed anyway." - JohnPopper
where is my latte?
I need to go potty
Get me one quick
Or I'll be sick
where is my latte?
I need to go potty
Get me one quick
Or I'll be sick
so go now, stop being naughty
New limrick: Large
My head is large
My head is large
it is in charge
My head is large
as big as a barge
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
My head is large
as big as a barge
And I can't find a hat
"If you don't meet the confrontations that life gives you, you're going to be screwed anyway." - JohnPopper
My head is large
as big as a barge
And I can't find a hat
So I use a cat
as big as a barge
And I can't find a hat
So I use a cat
Whose girlfriend's name is Marge.
:::Ninja:::
I wish I was a ninja
I wish I was a ninja
And that my hair was ginger
real ninjas aren't blonde
And that my hair was ginger
real ninjas aren't blonde
they dance in the pond
but the lack or rhyming words makes me cringe-a
Downhill
Down the side of the hill went my bucket
3CB and 4CB5CB!Down the side of the hill went my bucket
Ruining my vacation in Nantucket
By kingcobweb and Goblinboy.
Official Elitist of [thread=40859][RBS][/thread]
Down the side of the hill went my bucket
Ruining my vacation in Nantucket
I had nothing to carry
"If you don't meet the confrontations that life gives you, you're going to be screwed anyway." - JohnPopper
Down the side of the hill went my bucket
Ruining my vacation in Nantucket
I had nothing to carry
So i went and got married
Down the side of the hill went my bucket
Ruining my vacation in Nantucket
I had nothing to carry
So i went and got married
til my wife found my Lotus and hucked it
Freezing Drizzle
The street's slick, my car's all ice