OK, this is basically a card game I came up with. Each played starts with a different deck of cards, each with a predetermined number of cards. Each card represents something different, such as armor, fire, etc. Players take turns playing the top card of their deck. They have no idea what card that will be before hand and must come up with something off the top of their head to combat the opponent's last move. Let's say player A is a dragon and player B is a knight. A plays the fire card: "My dragon breathes fire, burning your knight to a crisp." B plays a shield: "My knight holds up his shield, blocking the fire." Pretty simple, and here's how it will work online. I'll start with a "card" and say how I'm going to use it against my opponent. Then I name a "card" that my opponent uses to counteract my move. Next poster uses that "card" and names another. One sentence per "card, you can't use the word "and," and try your hardest not to use a "card" twice. Also, let at least two people post between yours, that way no one is playing the same side all the time (except me, cuz hey, it's mine). The ultimate goal is to kill the other combatant. To start us off, it'll be an elf versus a goblin. I'll start with the goblin. His card:
A sock. (Bet you were wondering when that came in ;))
The Goblin uses the sock as a puppet to annoy the elf to death.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Ignoring the goblin to play with a stuffed penguin doesn't counter that flinging of the butterscotch. The butterscotch takes the elf in the temple, knocking him out cold. Winner: Goblin.
Round 2: Goblin vs. Wampa. Wampa starts with a bottle of windex. Go!
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
Wampa's are very large white beasts with horns that live in caves on the planet Hoth. One captured and tried to eat Luke Skywalker. Star Wars universe, see the sig!
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
What we're doing here is akin to taking the text of Moby Dick, locating specific words therein, rearranging them to create a passage from Fight Club, and concluding from this evidence that Tyler Durden is based on Ahab.
A sock. (Bet you were wondering when that came in ;))
The Goblin uses the sock as a puppet to annoy the elf to death.
Elf's card: A butterscotch candy.
Guildmaster Jarad
Goblin's Card: A shoe horn.
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Elf's card: A mop.
Guildmaster Jarad
Goblin's Card: Nightgown.
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Elf's card: Stuffed Penguin
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Goblin's Card: Unlit Cigar
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Ignoring the goblin to play with a stuffed penguin doesn't counter that flinging of the butterscotch. The butterscotch takes the elf in the temple, knocking him out cold. Winner: Goblin.
Round 2: Goblin vs. Wampa. Wampa starts with a bottle of windex. Go!
Guildmaster Jarad
Anyways...
Wampa squirts Windex in Goblin's eye.
Next card: pencil shavings
Wampa's are very large white beasts with horns that live in caves on the planet Hoth. One captured and tried to eat Luke Skywalker. Star Wars universe, see the sig!
Guildmaster Jarad
Wampa card: Empty can of soda
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Admitedly, it's kinda hard to use pencil shavings to counteract windex, but I'll have to limit simply "dodging" to one use per fight.
Wampa holds the empty can of soda in front of its mouth, catching the pencil shavings.
Goblin card: Corn-on-the-cob.
EDIT: Oh yeah:
No "and" please! Could've been avoided, though.
Guildmaster Jarad
Wampa Card: A dryer sheet.
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Goblin's Weapon: Adhesive Medical Strips.
Next: Goblin vs. Treefolk. Treefolk begins with a toothpick. Go!
Guildmaster Jarad
The Treefolk begins to chew upon the toothpick, grinding his teeth and grating the Goblin's nerves.
The goblin's weapons: A small octopus.
Next Weapon: Building Block.
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"And"? "AND"?! But you coulda just left out the teeth part so it's all good. Glad this is getting some attention, none-the-less.
Guildmaster Jarad
The treefolk stands on the building block, thus making it impossible for the goblin to reach him.
Next card: 7 of Clubs
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You're right, it just wasn't a fatal blow...the shot to the jaw would've knocked the tree's head...er...branches? off.
Ahahahahaha! :smile2: I could be laughing a while. Ahahahahaha!
Guildmaster Jarad
Yes it does, because the goblin is very short and can't reach that high.
Next card: football
Since that didn't make any sense, the treefolk kicks a field goal... into the goblin's face.
Next card: plastic slinky
Next weapon: chewing gum
The treefolk uses the gum to form a huge ballon that lifts him high enough to administer a fatal dive-bomb attack at the goblins point head.
Next weapon: Watch battery