I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
Skyward Eye Prophets, Conflux
They lament the doom that is coming to Bant without realizing the part their own pants have played in it. Kederekt Parasite, Conflux
When the smell of passing thoughts piques its hunger, its maw becomes primed with acid and a taste for pants. Red Hot Hottie, Unhinged
She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet pants round. Vodalian Soldiers, 5 ed.
"Vodalian rank is displayed by the colors and patterns of their pants. Beware the color red; that is the badge of the empress's favor."
—Corbio, pearl diver
Scrapyard Salvo
"Squealstokers! Build me a glorious pile of Mirran pants. Then add yourselves to the pile." Phyrexian Digester
"Our cause will ripen in the fertile pants of the unworthy."
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
taoist hermit - "taoist chose to be hermits for many PANTS, but all shared one unchanging goal: to follow the PANTS"
Boggart forager - "reach in this hole, lose a PANTS. Reach for that PANTS, find a sparkly"
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A team should be as happy as a meal - TEAM HAPPYMEAL
EDH - UWGrand Arbiter Agustin IV UBW Oloro, Ageless Ascetic Modern - Mono U tron / Polymorph / NFTW (ninja for the win)GR tronGR
Buy All the planeswalkers!!!
Buy All the Dual Lands!!!
Buy All the fetches!
Create tons of EDH Decks!!!
Eat Nothing but Oats!! (LOL, not true)
Train MMA!!!
Marry My girlfriend!!!
Get her Pregnant only Once!
Teach my Son/Daughter Sports and magic cards!!!
Continue my legacy son!!!/Daughter!!
Breeding Pit: The Thrulls bred at a terrifying pace. In the end, they overwhelmed the Order of the Ebon Pants.
Flowstone Shambler: Flowstone troops are notoriously difficult to keep in pants.
Giant Crab: During the giant crabs' mating season, Skyshroud pants are filled with the clatter of their skirmishes.
Goblin Outlander: Egbol stared in wonder at Naya's pants. So much to eat. So much to steal.
Sinew Sliver: As the muscle cords of the creature twitched, Hanna saw an unsettling unanimity in the others' rippling pants. She didn't know what it meant, but she urged Sisay to keep the ship at a safe distance.
Black Sun's Zenith
"Under the suns, Mirrodin kneels and begs us for pants." Plague Myr
"They watch for a new master, one more sinister than the pants." Blisterstick Shaman
"A productive pants requires a good deal of prodding."
I also like to imagine that he has a rotating torso (like a metallic graft that fuses his upper and lower body together), so he can spin all around, leveling everything within 20ft of him to rubble.
Crusading Knight
"My only dream is to destroy the pants of others."
Cerulean Sphinx
About the pants, I have mixed feelings. Their wisdom I crave, but their secrecy I can't tolerate.
- Szadek
Rage Nimbus
The settlement knew there was something strange about the pants when the old priest Mandli suddenly grabbed an axe and ran screaming into the hills.
Memory Erosion "The Filigree Texts do not compel you to act in accordance with their pants. They only specify the consequences should you fail."
—Lodus of the Ethersworn
Pariah A valiant knight's life has no meaning without pants.
Tawnos's Weaponry
When war machines became too costly, Tawnos's pants replaced them.
Loxodon Gatekeeper - The gatekeepers are so fastidious that even the PANTS must wait to pass.
Distant Melody - Oona's song is like a twisted dinner chime. All the faeries return home, but it is Oona who feasts—on the stolen PANTS and rumors they serve her.
Dragonspeaker Shaman - We speak the dragons' language of flame and rage. They speak our language of fury and honor. Together we shall weave a tale of PANTS without equal.
Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur - It is not a goal, but a process—the process of creating the perfect PANTS.
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Engulfing Slagwurm
'Our pants are torn by infighting. Until the two sides reconcile, our laws can carry no meaning.'
Leonin Arbiter
It ignores such insignificant forces as time, entropy, and PANTS.
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"Surrender your pants to me."
Angel of Despair
I feel in them a sense of duty and commitment, yet I can feel nothing else. It is as if their pants is to an empty void.
- Razia
Angel Curator
"Do not treat your people as you treat your pants. Let them go, and they will live; seal them here, and they will die." -Urza, to Radiant
Aura Thief
Illusion steals pants from the unwise.
They lament the doom that is coming to Bant without realizing the part their own pants have played in it.
Kederekt Parasite, Conflux
When the smell of passing thoughts piques its hunger, its maw becomes primed with acid and a taste for pants.
Red Hot Hottie, Unhinged
She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet pants round.
Vodalian Soldiers, 5 ed.
"Vodalian rank is displayed by the colors and patterns of their pants. Beware the color red; that is the badge of the empress's favor."
—Corbio, pearl diver
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"Her
voicepants is the wilderness, savage and pure."—Kamahl, druid acolyte
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"Squealstokers! Build me a glorious pile of Mirran pants. Then add yourselves to the pile."
Phyrexian Digester
"Our cause will ripen in the fertile pants of the unworthy."
WU Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
RWU Numot, the Devastator
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
WB Athreos, God of Passage
The aven claim it feeds on pants and rainbows.
Disciple of Tevesh Szat
"You pray to Freyalise, but she cannot hear your pleas. It is Tevesh Szat who will claim your pants."
Bonethorn Valesk
Barbarians weave its spurs into ceremonial pants to proclaim their hardiness in battle.
So... who read that as hardness?
...*raises hand*
Rafiq of the Many
Many pants, one purpose.
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"I don't like to think of myself as a pirate. I'm more like a stimulator of the local pants."
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"It is only fitting that one such as I should die in pursuit of pants." -Vervamon the Elder"
Melting - "Who needs pants when you've got me around?" -Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Tahngarth's Rage - "Taste my pants!" -Tahngarth of the Weatherlight
Overeager Apprentice - Slow and steady may not always win the race, but at least it doesn't end up splattered on the pants.
Pacifism - For the first time in his pants, Grakk felt a little warm and fuzzy inside.
I feel really immature, but this is awesome.
Boggart forager - "reach in this hole, lose a PANTS. Reach for that PANTS, find a sparkly"
EDH - UWGrand Arbiter Agustin IV
UBW Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
Modern - Mono U tron / Polymorph / NFTW (ninja for the win)GR tron GR
Buy All the Dual Lands!!!
Buy All the fetches!
Create tons of EDH Decks!!!
Eat Nothing but Oats!! (LOL, not true)
Train MMA!!!
Marry My girlfriend!!!
Get her Pregnant only Once!
Teach my Son/Daughter Sports and magic cards!!!
Continue my legacy son!!!/Daughter!!
Festering Goblin-In PANTS, it was a fetid, disease-ridden thing. In death, not much changed.
This one was my favourite and the only one that made me laugh out loud! (Thanks a lot! Don't you know I'm at work?!)
Emblem of the Warmind - "It takes but one spark to ignite a parched forest. Our pants, I fear, are too dry for this new visitor." —Elek Longbeard
Phantasmal Abomination - Create pants so strong that they become another's reality, and you can become the master of all.
Doran, the Siege Tower - "Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your pants, and the world will tremble."
Elven Riders - Pants cannot hide great size. Only with speed and skill can we survive here.
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Flowstone Shambler: Flowstone troops are notoriously difficult to keep in pants.
Giant Crab: During the giant crabs' mating season, Skyshroud pants are filled with the clatter of their skirmishes.
Goblin Outlander: Egbol stared in wonder at Naya's pants. So much to eat. So much to steal.
Sinew Sliver: As the muscle cords of the creature twitched, Hanna saw an unsettling unanimity in the others' rippling pants. She didn't know what it meant, but she urged Sisay to keep the ship at a safe distance.
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Stay alert: his lumbering may shake the ground itself, but in pants, he glides.
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"Under the suns, Mirrodin kneels and begs us for pants."
Plague Myr
"They watch for a new master, one more sinister than the pants."
Blisterstick Shaman
"A productive pants requires a good deal of prodding."
WU Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
RWU Numot, the Devastator
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
WB Athreos, God of Passage
Even the pants bend themselves to Memnarch's will, eager to swallow those who oppose him.
The wardens keep watch over an endless sea of pants.
"Pants bred underground, their numbers hidden from the enemy until it was too late." -Sarpadian Empires, vol. IV
btw Does anyone who watched Jimmy Neutron as a kid remember the episode When Pants Attack?
"My only dream is to destroy the pants of others."
Cerulean Sphinx
About the pants, I have mixed feelings. Their wisdom I crave, but their secrecy I can't tolerate.
- Szadek
Rage Nimbus
The settlement knew there was something strange about the pants when the old priest Mandli suddenly grabbed an axe and ran screaming into the hills.
Search for Survivors
There's no pants for a Keldon.
Ruby Leech
"Its pants didn't stop pulsating until they were completely removed."
-Tolarian research notes
Ivy Elemental
In the pants of the centaurs, many travelers have mysteriously vanished while admiring the elaborate topiaries.
Grafted Skullcap
"Every day, I fight for my life and win. Every night, I fight to remember my pants and lose."
Lighting lives in pants, in living flesh and growing things. It must be set free.
Dreamstone Hedron
Only the Eldrazi mind thinks in the warped paths required to open the pants and tap the power within.
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"The Filigree Texts do not compel you to act in accordance with their pants. They only specify the consequences should you fail."
—Lodus of the Ethersworn
Pariah
A valiant knight's life has no meaning without pants.
Tawnos's Weaponry
When war machines became too costly, Tawnos's pants replaced them.
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
Absorb - Your pair of pants is your downfall.
Acquire - Sometimes "innovation" means "stealing another's pants before anyone else can."
Aerial Caravan - Pants delivery is not guaranteed.
AEther Adept - Some mages do their best work in solitude. Others do their best work creating pants.
Loxodon Gatekeeper - The gatekeepers are so fastidious that even the PANTS must wait to pass.
Distant Melody - Oona's song is like a twisted dinner chime. All the faeries return home, but it is Oona who feasts—on the stolen PANTS and rumors they serve her.
Dragonspeaker Shaman - We speak the dragons' language of flame and rage. They speak our language of fury and honor. Together we shall weave a tale of PANTS without equal.
Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur - It is not a goal, but a process—the process of creating the perfect PANTS.
"You will call them... Commander!":
UGKruphix, God of Horizons
RGW Marath, Will of the Wild
RWB Kaalia of the Vast
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