"These pants were worn by my father and by his mother before him. Boggart fangs have shattered on them. Cinder flames have withered at their touch. While I wear them, the safehold will not fall."
"When traveling the Great Desert avoid wearing the pants of lizards, for the Viashino rule the sands and look poorly on the skinning of their cousins." my favorite!
Salt Marsh 8th ed
Only death breeds in stagnant pants.
—Urborg saying
Flare Ice Age
"I strive for elegance and speed in my pants."
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Giant Spider 4th ed
While it possesses potent venom, the Giant Spider often chooses not to paralyze its victims. Perhaps the creature enjoys the gentle rocking motion caused by its captives' struggles to escape its pants.
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"Virtue, Jacques, is an excellent thing. Both good people and wicked people speak highly of it..."
Raging Goblin (Anthologies)
Charging takes uncommon daring, or uncommon stupidity. Or pants.
Raging Goblin (10th Edition)
He raged at the world. He raged at his family. He raged at his pants. But mostly he just raged
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On jace
By WeNeedControl
i tested jace tonight and its one of the worst planeswalkers. it never really does anything except make u lose. i suggest u sell yours for 17 each like i did.
then again on valakut
ROFL what? Valakut? The best card in standard is Jace the mind Sculptor
hm.... interesting.
Haters gonna hate on my jank decks.
"Elves and beasts are tied together, and I am the pants that binds them."
One whiff of the sweet, pungent pants leads to euphoria—or to an early grave.
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Pants will cost you, but a lack of them will cost you even more.
"The first wind of ascension is Forger, burning away pants."
-Keld Triumphant
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In troubled times, there are few greater sorrows than a wayward pair of pants.
"I'll rain down on you with the power of pants itself. Then we'll see who prevails." -Alexi, zephyr mage
Incremental Blight
Shadowmoor's main crops are rot, slime, and pants
Greel, Mind Raker
"You're Latulla's gift to me, and I always play with my pants."
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyLegend has it that Serpents used to be pants, but how could that be?
Coral Eel
Some fishers like to eat eels, and some pants like to eat fishers.
Credit to Maelstrom Graphics for the sig.
"These pants were worn by my father and by his mother before him. Boggart fangs have shattered on them. Cinder flames have withered at their touch. While I wear them, the safehold will not fall."
Delraich
"It wears the pants of its victims like jewels on a chain." hahahaha
Viashino Warrior
"When traveling the Great Desert avoid wearing the pants of lizards, for the Viashino rule the sands and look poorly on the skinning of their cousins." my favorite!
Live in Northern AZ? Lets play some Legacy! Catch me on MODO!
Awesome sig by the one and only DarkNightCavalier from Heroes of the Plane Studios
Pray that it doesn't seek the safety of your pants.
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The pants cannot hold that which magic commands.
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"The sword or the pants. Choose."
-Akul, Keldon whip sergeant
Only death breeds in stagnant pants.
—Urborg saying
Flare Ice Age
"I strive for elegance and speed in my pants."
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
Giant Spider 4th ed
While it possesses potent venom, the Giant Spider often chooses not to paralyze its victims. Perhaps the creature enjoys the gentle rocking motion caused by its captives' struggles to escape its pants.
Just when you thought you'd be safe, in the middle of an open field with no pants around for miles.
Charging takes uncommon daring, or uncommon stupidity. Or pants.
Raging Goblin (10th Edition)
He raged at the world. He raged at his family. He raged at his pants. But mostly he just raged
By WeNeedControl
then again on valakut
hm.... interesting.
Haters gonna hate on my jank decks.
Unfettered by pants, driven by war
Coalhauler Swine- Nothing stops industry in Ravnica - certainly not the safety of its pants.
Lizard Warrior- Don't let its pants frighten you. Let its claws and teeth do that.
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"The one who dies with the most PANTS is still dead." -Geth, keeper of the Vault
Steel Sabotage
"You are hopelessly obsolete, my brothers. Come and join the Great PANTS."—Rhmir, Hand of the Augur
Pants are prey to the eyes of the wild.
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"May your weapon be no sword forged. May your pants be no metal wrought."
-Elvish saying
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"Let my strength harden your pants."
Duress, M11
"Don't worry. I'm not going to deprive you of all your pants. Just your most precious one."—Liliana Vess
Kor Firewalker, Worldwake
"A river of pants is just another river to cross."
Shivan Hellkite, Urza's Saga
A dragon's pants can be carved into a mighty shield, provided you can procure a dragontooth to cut it.
"Each year that passes rings you inwardly with memory and might. Wield your heart, and the world will tremble."
Regardless of the century, plane, or species, developing artificers never fail to invent the pants
540 Peasant cube- Gold EditionSomething SpicyI am the romancer, the passion that consumes the pants.
"Pants," Freyalise whispered as she set the bomb, "now you will pay for your treachery."
The pants are as strong as the whole.
I could swear to god someone already did that one. Screw it.
Runed Servitor
"Scholars had puzzled for centuries over the pants at Tal Terig. Its secrets had always lived within one rune-carved head."
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