I was voted in this office for the purpse of serving the people. Now I can't just stop doing soo, so what I'm going to do will be best for everyone. Since you like me so much I will stay in office forever. Imagine a country where we don't have to devote so much spare time and resources into elecing a President, or different people to do jobs that my more frat school lackeys could do. This lets you know that you are always in safe hands. Have a nice day, (I will monitoring your phone calls for your own protection of coarse. )
(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
Whatever happened to flying cars? I've seen them on really old TV shows and things, so they must have existed. But where did they all go? I propose we allot 50 hobillion-trillion dollars to pay some guy to go look for them. Also, I want a jetpack. Because those were cooler than the cars. No one else can have a jetpack though. Just me. Heh heh.
(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
We all know illegal immigration is evil, and I believe that we all need to crack down on them *******s. But what Al-Kayda doesn't understand is that I've always been a fan of the Mehicans. Ya know, they call me el presidentay, heh heh. To be more Pacific, I am a fan of their chimichangas, and their cute little heh heh, doggies, those "Chee-hwa-hwas." I have a dog too, name's Barney, so I understand. I know what you're thinkin': but I'm not talking about the big purple dinosaur. They just have the same name. Besides, you'll never find my Barney in a children's pop-up book, and I should know, I have every pop-up book ever made under secret surveillance. And the Democrats misunderestimate me; they think that just cuz I named my dog after Barney, that I like books. It's that kinda thinkin' that'll make the terrorists win. Now watch this drive...
(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
*Whispering*Shhh, shhh! Okay now, quiet! Hillary Clinton is going to be on stage in a matter of minutes. At this very moment, I have spent a majority of the remaining national budget and much of our remaining Social Security funds to place within your, uh, people, several hundred undercover FBI agents. Those agents will, on my orders, supply you with three tons of assorted overripe fruits. And one vegetable, being the tomato. Now, as soon as I snap my fingers, the agents will distribute the payload into your hands. I call upon you to do what you will with these items as soon as Hillary gets on stage. Now please excuse me while I stand up and slowly saunter off stage while you keep holding on to those rotting foods. Heh heh. This is a great plan.
I like boobs; and after much research, I have found that American's, in general, like boobs.
It is our enemies... the terrorists, I've mentioned numerous times. They DO NOT like boobs, therefore, they are our enemy!!!
So, as proper Americans, we must destroy all who do not like boobs... because of the terrorists.
amen.
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(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we control North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
Did any of you see the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood? Seriously, the way that she bonded with her mother when... when... I mean, have you seen it?
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(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
MFA It is time to discuss why we very rarely see the vice president, we have asked him to fully explore the world of internet porn, and create a porn site using pictures of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton to further our war on terrorism.
Scott Adams... Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion
The fact that my famous quote thread hasn't been properly updated is a sure sign that terrorists are winning. We must fight to prevail! God bless America.
I was voted in this office for the purpse of serving the people. Now I can't just stop doing soo, so what I'm going to do will be best for everyone. Since you like me so much I will stay in office forever. Imagine a country where we don't have to devote so much spare time and resources into elecing a President, or different people to do jobs that my more frat school lackeys could do. This lets you know that you are always in safe hands. Have a nice day, (I will monitoring your phone calls for your own protection of coarse. )
All Your Base Are Belong To Us! You Have No Chance To Survive Make Your Time!
(sorry...)
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There are Canadians amongst us, watch them carefully.
does it really taste like chicken?
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Whatever happened to flying cars? I've seen them on really old TV shows and things, so they must have existed. But where did they all go? I propose we allot 50 hobillion-trillion dollars to pay some guy to go look for them. Also, I want a jetpack. Because those were cooler than the cars. No one else can have a jetpack though. Just me. Heh heh.
Buenas Diaz Senoritas! Want some Chili?
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
Que hora es !?
I love lightning! Its my best invention since the rock!
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Check it. *Funky breakdance*
Yo wassup? Check mah microphone! *starts beatboxin*
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Do what I say or it will be: Bang! Zoom! Straight to Da Moon!
Awsome
*vomits*
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important safety tip- DO NOT cross the streams.
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Im in love with Sanjaya!
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We all know illegal immigration is evil, and I believe that we all need to crack down on them *******s. But what Al-Kayda doesn't understand is that I've always been a fan of the Mehicans. Ya know, they call me el presidentay, heh heh. To be more Pacific, I am a fan of their chimichangas, and their cute little heh heh, doggies, those "Chee-hwa-hwas." I have a dog too, name's Barney, so I understand. I know what you're thinkin': but I'm not talking about the big purple dinosaur. They just have the same name. Besides, you'll never find my Barney in a children's pop-up book, and I should know, I have every pop-up book ever made under secret surveillance. And the Democrats misunderestimate me; they think that just cuz I named my dog after Barney, that I like books. It's that kinda thinkin' that'll make the terrorists win. Now watch this drive...
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MTGO rating: 1795
TAG, you're it! *runs away giggling like a child.
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Mah name a-Borat!
MTGO account name: FSM
MTGO rating: 1795
*Whispering*Shhh, shhh! Okay now, quiet! Hillary Clinton is going to be on stage in a matter of minutes. At this very moment, I have spent a majority of the remaining national budget and much of our remaining Social Security funds to place within your, uh, people, several hundred undercover FBI agents. Those agents will, on my orders, supply you with three tons of assorted overripe fruits. And one vegetable, being the tomato. Now, as soon as I snap my fingers, the agents will distribute the payload into your hands. I call upon you to do what you will with these items as soon as Hillary gets on stage. Now please excuse me while I stand up and slowly saunter off stage while you keep holding on to those rotting foods. Heh heh. This is a great plan.
I like boobs; and after much research, I have found that American's, in general, like boobs.
It is our enemies... the terrorists, I've mentioned numerous times. They DO NOT like boobs, therefore, they are our enemy!!!
So, as proper Americans, we must destroy all who do not like boobs... because of the terrorists.
amen.
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Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we control North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
We have a huge national defecit, but fear not. I hold here in my hands the answer to our problems. BEHOLD! Lottery tickets!!
Did any of you see the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood? Seriously, the way that she bonded with her mother when... when... I mean, have you seen it?
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It is time to discuss why we very rarely see the vice president, we have asked him to fully explore the world of internet porn, and create a porn site using pictures of Hillary and Chelsea Clinton to further our war on terrorism.
I like Chinese food, and small butts. Amen.
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
The fact that my famous quote thread hasn't been properly updated is a sure sign that terrorists are winning. We must fight to prevail! God bless America.