Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
My Fellow Americans
At 6:55 AM, Central Time, we became aware of a growing threat within our own populace which seeks to undermine our national government and create dissenting disorder amongst our people. It seems a small group of individuals, who hide behind false aliases and anonymity, have band together to impersonate our highest command - me. On a site which plays on children's interest, a person who refers to himself as the "Artifacter" has created a means by which anyone in the word can attempt to impersonate me. I have launched a full fledged national investigation into this matter, however they tell me that since the individual used parody laws to create this device, he cannot, in fact, be tried for treason. So I bring you my most humble request..
While we cannot stop you from adding to this chaotic dystrophy of The American WayTM, I ask that you attempt only to be humorous, and not factual, as some may come to believe that it is in fact Me, the president, using said device. In fact, the location of the device, which is mtgsalvation.com in the humor games section under "my fellow americans", is top secret, and should not be shared amongst yourselves. I..
*secret agent whispering into my ear*
Ohh...
(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
My Fellow Americans
Due to my continueing slide of popularity, I 've drafted a bill to reinstated EXTREME Measures of Coolness to be passed by Congress, unless of coarse, they are uncool. They should do what I want, you know, so they too can be cool.
Look into my eyes. You're getting very sleeepy. At the count of ten, you will get up and cluck like a chicken. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten........
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
I, Tom Cruise, am here to formally announce that I am coming out of the closet... thats what I would say if I was Tom Cruise, but I'm not. Now watch me play this sax.
Please remember to H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A. And donate spare time to Fo' shizzle my nizzle to fo' sheezy my neezy to keep my arms so freezy, cause that's how I roll.
My fellow Americans...
I hasta go potty, but Mr. Dick-er, Vice President Chenney- has been in there for an hour. Someone bring me some oldman diapers.
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
you always start by typing My Fellow Americans
than you type something that would be stupid to address the nation for
so i'll start
My Fellow Americans:
we have a nationwide shortage of chocolate-covered pickles
free pretzels for the next president to choke on
cookie wizards of the the simic
The extendo siggy thingy currently dead
I just sharted.
At 6:55 AM, Central Time, we became aware of a growing threat within our own populace which seeks to undermine our national government and create dissenting disorder amongst our people. It seems a small group of individuals, who hide behind false aliases and anonymity, have band together to impersonate our highest command - me. On a site which plays on children's interest, a person who refers to himself as the "Artifacter" has created a means by which anyone in the word can attempt to impersonate me. I have launched a full fledged national investigation into this matter, however they tell me that since the individual used parody laws to create this device, he cannot, in fact, be tried for treason. So I bring you my most humble request..
While we cannot stop you from adding to this chaotic dystrophy of The American WayTM, I ask that you attempt only to be humorous, and not factual, as some may come to believe that it is in fact Me, the president, using said device. In fact, the location of the device, which is mtgsalvation.com in the humor games section under "my fellow americans", is top secret, and should not be shared amongst yourselves. I..
*secret agent whispering into my ear*
Ohh...
No longer staff here.
i am not American...
you no longer have a president, only Zul!
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Oh look shiny
Le Gambit @ Aether did this banner
[NYC Dark Knights]
join today
I like metal and my girlfriend wears all black and has her tongue pierced.
Due to my continueing slide of popularity, I 've drafted a bill to reinstated EXTREME Measures of Coolness to be passed by Congress, unless of coarse, they are uncool. They should do what I want, you know, so they too can be cool.
@ Feyd Ruin, awesome:rofl:
*fart*
Look into my eyes. You're getting very sleeepy. At the count of ten, you will get up and cluck like a chicken. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten........
you suck. i'm cool
if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
It is a matter of national urgeancy that you to forget about the Bill of Rights for a few years....
say cheese!
I, Tom Cruise, am here to formally announce that I am coming out of the closet... thats what I would say if I was Tom Cruise, but I'm not. Now watch me play this sax.
I just heard this great joke somewhere! But I can't remember what it was. It was really funny though, you should have been there!
Please remember to H to the izz-O, V to the izz-A. And donate spare time to Fo' shizzle my nizzle to fo' sheezy my neezy to keep my arms so freezy, cause that's how I roll.
I hasta go potty, but Mr. Dick-er, Vice President Chenney- has been in there for an hour. Someone bring me some oldman diapers.
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine;)
i accedently started a war with Russia...
Drop your pants!
I have officially wet myself, and it feels kinda warm.....
I am not a crook.
(I am surprised no one took a shot at that. <-And that!.)