Address:3004 main st, Omaha NE Telephone: 555-555-1386
Age: 36 years, 4months, 3 days
Current pay: $21,000, Full Drivers license 7 pts
Education 1985-1985 Electrical Engineering, dropped out at Christmas 1986-1989 BA (Hons). Psychology 3rd class
Subjects include: Aspects of animal husbandry 2b, Rat cognition 1, 2 & 3. Decision Making in sheep 3d, Forensic rat psychology 2c, theory of Panda reproduction 2, greyhound racing 2s, Cross-cultural cat bashing 2. Research project: Psychological Characteristics of High Achieving Dishwashers.
To develop a career that fully utilizes my unique gifts. Where I can work in the nude in peace and harmony and where we can work as one, to fulfill my dream of equality, fraternity, and love. I have always wanted to work in Exotic Sodas. I feel my skills and the ease with which I communicate more than make up for my lack of experience in selling soda. As well as my un equaled experience mixing your product with Rum and other sprits.
1982 1 day, Burger king Leamington NE, Serving burgers. Left because of on the job drinking.
1985-1986 Ran a pub for Girlfriends Parents after dropping out of University
1989 Management Consultant for friend's Company. Left due to alcohol fueled argument with boss
1989-1993 Worked as a tutor at the University. Left after a student sexual misconduct complaint (not upheld)
1994-1994 Ram country ford Cars. Sales rep for Car dealership. Left after misunderstanding over money.
Reasons for wanting to leave
The current working conditions are too arduous and I do not like the boss checking up on my appearance and whether I am in (or on time). I prefer a more slack approach to these management issues, something that your company has gained a well-earned reputation for.
What they say about me
John Smith is indeed an extraordinary employee, John’s dedication never ceases to amaze me, once this can be harnessed to job-relevant behaviors there will be promise.
Hobbies and Interests
I like sitting on a levee at night and watching alligators. Cruising the streets looking a good hourly price for a Date, and catching live animals for personal studies. Plus I spend most evenings in the bar.
Scott Adams... Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion