So there I was, just a normal day working at Wal-Mart. I was thinking to myself man how epic would it be if some super hot girl starting working here, and she was into Magic the Gathering? Yeah that would kick some serious ass.
Then as if Gaea herself had answered my prayer, a new associate entered into the produce department. She was the hottest babe on the planet; it was as if Sofia Vergara and Angeline Jolie had a baby together, and then the baby was instantly a super sexy eighteen-year-old hottie.
She eyed the produce curiously, getting a feel for the cucumbers, bananas, and zucchini. My lil' Demigod of Revenge grew three times in size at that moment. The she turned her gaze towards me, and seductively walked over, all the while licking her lips.
"Hey there cutie, my name's Chandra Liliana." she said with a sweet smile and lusty eyes. I replied: "I'm Jace Zarek, a pleasure to make your acquaintance." She giggled. "Oh you are a cute one. I like the cute ones." she winked. I replied: "Oh that's good, cause I like the hot ones." She was so wooed by my epic charm. "So, Chandra, 18 yet?" And she answered with a smile: "Just turned 18 a week ago."
And then I knew, that working with Chandra Liliana was going to be the win.
So a couple days went by, when Chandra asked me: "So do you play Magic the Gathering?" I felt my heart sore through the air.
"As a matter of fact, I do." I said cool as a cat.
"Oh, that's fantastic." she said in a seductive and sexy tone. "You should come by my place later and we can play a few games."
"Game on." I said with a handsome grin. My life was just about to get a million times more awesome.
So I arrived at her place that evening. I was dressed in my classy tuxedo and badass leather longcoat. And I had a *****ing cowboy hat to boot. My deck was ready in my hand, and my eyes glared with the burning passionate intensity of the sun.
I entered in her apartment. She greeted my with a playful smile. She was wearing the sexiest most revealing dress imaginable (come on, use your imagination bro!).
"So are you ready?" she asked sexily.
"Oh, I was born ready."
As we shuffled decks she asked me: "I know a way to make this game even more fun. If you win, there's a special prize in it for you." And then she winked. And my lil' demigod grew three times in size (thank Gaea that I was sitting at a table!).
The battle only got more and more intense. I casted a FNM foil Demigod of Revenge, then she a The Unspeakable. I tapped my Demigod and swung at her. She blocked with her giant Unspeakable. The Demigod was no match for the monster; there was no way he could last long enough against the strong beast. I could feel the sweat pour from be brow as she moaned in anticipation. So before it was too late, I casted a Giant Growth, and wrecked her Unspeakable.
Then the battle was over; I had won. "That was an amazing game." she said, all out of breath. "So now that you won, I'll give you your special prize."
"Aw yeah!" I said with much glee. Then I had sex with Chandra Liliana, and it was freakin awesome. The End.
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So there I was, just a normal day working at Wal-Mart. I was thinking to myself man how epic would it be if some super hot girl starting working here, and she was into Magic the Gathering? Yeah that would kick some serious ass.
Then as if Gaea herself had answered my prayer, a new associate entered into the produce department. She was the hottest babe on the planet; it was as if Sofia Vergara and Angeline Jolie had a baby together, and then the baby was instantly a super sexy eighteen-year-old hottie.
She eyed the produce curiously, getting a feel for the cucumbers, bananas, and zucchini. My lil' Demigod of Revenge grew three times in size at that moment. The she turned her gaze towards me, and seductively walked over, all the while licking her lips.
"Hey there cutie, my name's Chandra Liliana." she said with a sweet smile and lusty eyes. I replied: "I'm Jace Zarek, a pleasure to make your acquaintance." She giggled. "Oh you are a cute one. I like the cute ones." she winked. I replied: "Oh that's good, cause I like the hot ones." She was so wooed by my epic charm. "So, Chandra, 18 yet?" And she answered with a smile: "Just turned 18 a week ago."
And then I knew, that working with Chandra Liliana was going to be the win.
So a couple days went by, when Chandra asked me: "So do you play Magic the Gathering?" I felt my heart sore through the air.
"As a matter of fact, I do." I said cool as a cat.
"Oh, that's fantastic." she said in a seductive and sexy tone. "You should come by my place later and we can play a few games."
"Game on." I said with a handsome grin. My life was just about to get a million times more awesome.
So I arrived at her place that evening. I was dressed in my classy tuxedo and badass leather longcoat. And I had a *****ing cowboy hat to boot. My deck was ready in my hand, and my eyes glared with the burning passionate intensity of the sun.
I entered in her apartment. She greeted my with a playful smile. She was wearing the sexiest most revealing dress imaginable (come on, use your imagination bro!).
"So are you ready?" she asked sexily.
"Oh, I was born ready."
As we shuffled decks she asked me: "I know a way to make this game even more fun. If you win, there's a special prize in it for you." And then she winked. And my lil' demigod grew three times in size (thank Gaea that I was sitting at a table!).
So we started playing. Turn three she dropped a Clergy en-Vec; then I dropped Bone Flute. Next turn she followed with a Prototype Portal. The I dropped down a Witch-Maw Nephilim.
The battle only got more and more intense. I casted a FNM foil Demigod of Revenge, then she a The Unspeakable. I tapped my Demigod and swung at her. She blocked with her giant Unspeakable. The Demigod was no match for the monster; there was no way he could last long enough against the strong beast. I could feel the sweat pour from be brow as she moaned in anticipation. So before it was too late, I casted a Giant Growth, and wrecked her Unspeakable.
Then the battle was over; I had won. "That was an amazing game." she said, all out of breath. "So now that you won, I'll give you your special prize."
"Aw yeah!" I said with much glee. Then I had sex with Chandra Liliana, and it was freakin awesome. The End.