We* are Disappointing Signet Inc., the latest group of enterprising young hopefuls to shoot for Sig Shop stardom. What we lack in technical mastery, we make up for with our outlandish business model. Observe:
Post here requesting either a signature or an avatar. Preferred resolution is acceptable, but specific requests will be ignored.
Wait for our Photoshop wizards to conjure your request up from the shadowed bowels of the Nether.
You now have a brand new and ultra hip sig and/or avatar to call your own! Fantastic!
"Hold your horses, fancy pants! How are you supposed to know what I want?" you might say. The answer is, quite simply, we don't - and nor do we care. Our apathy allows us to deliver the freshest, hippest, most down-wit-dat signatures this side of MtG Salvation in the fastest time possible. Here at Dissapointing Signets Inc. we understand that in today's busy dog-eat-baloth world there is just no time to wait for actual quality, so we don't even bother.
Our only request is that you actually use what we provide. Cherish it for a lifetime or throw it out after eight hours like a Mercadian bride, it doesn't matter - Signets are fast, easy and disposable. It's a simple request and failure to comply will result in your browser history being sent to family members and work associates.
And we wouldn't want that now, would we?
Signets: Signatures for the modern mage.
*Disappointing Signets inc. is Chemtrails, avatarz, MirrorEntity, pstmdrn, Cythare, Vishamon, and megiddo.
Below you will find a small cross section of the staggering feats of graphical artistry Chemtrails has produced over his long and illustrious career as a sig designer. With an discerning eye for colour and painstaking attention to detail, CC proves time and time again that he is a cut above the rest when it comes to creating truly timeless pieces of forum bling.
I'm Feeling Lucky
A Disappointing Signet, Inc. Service
This is a special feature offered only by me, and unique among all sig shops. When you make your request, just include the phrase, "I'm feeling lucky!" and I will reply to your request with something of my choice. Using my superpowers, I will set your new avatar/signature for you. You are free to remove it afterward, of course, per shop policy, but it will appear without warning or your prior approval.
I can change:
1. Your avatar.
2. Your signature (both the image and text!).˚
3. Your custom title.†
4. Your location.
Please let me know which of these you would like to have changed. I'll go from just one element up to creating a "Full User Profile Experience" for you.
˚If you request a signature change, and your signature has multiple elements to it, I will by default not change anything other than the "main" element. For example, I won't remove your links to your decklists or whatever unless you ask me to.
†Option only available to users with 1000 or more posts.
No warranties, expressed or implied, as to quality of "I'm Feeling Lucky" requests.
No guarantee of timeliness either.
I will not put anything that violates MTGS standards for acceptable avatars/signatures into your profile, so do not fear.
Please give me something to go on. I need a general idea of what you are looking for before I can get started.