Cycling Elf 1G
Creature - elf bellydancer
cycling 2 I am better than that Cylian biatch!
2/2
Darksteel Leefwalker 1GG
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Elf (rare)
Other elves you control have shroud and are indestructible. One elf to rule them all...(and give them the absolutely unnecessary power to ruin games of course!)
2/2
Mind your own business! 1UU
Enchantment (uncommon)
Target player stops targeting you with his dumb spells and attacking you with his pesky creatures. He plays with his lands or does some other thing until you finally manage to win the game. I started as an instant but you know what? nothing is impossible if you have a strong will.
Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf - 1B
Creature - Lhurgoyf Zombie (in your dreams rare)
skip your draw step.
Pay one life: Draw a card. B: Add BBB to your mana pool.
Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of boosters you opened to find it and it's toughness is equal to the number of boosters you opened not to find it. Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's flavor text is equal to Angel's and Demons by Den Brawn.
*/1+*
Rulings:
-The power/toughness setting is completely dependant on the intentions of Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's owner while he/she was opening boosters.
-The player owned by... sorry. that "owns" Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf may boost its power/toughness by constantly opening boosters during the game.
-Having a playset does not rule out the possibility that the owner may still wish for more. Therefore, the recorded and printed EEG patterns of the owner, which define the owner's brainwaves for intentional and unintentional, while opening each booster should be present at each game where Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf is played.
-If a player reads the flavor text of this card and makes an exclamation showing amazement, bewilderment, or awe (e.g. "Wow!"), you win the game. If more than one player joining the same event with you does the same, you are treated as if you won all matches beforehand against those players.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
My sister's Uncle's Brother-in-law's barber who works for a deli which is right next to WOTC HQ sent me an email with two new Zenikar cards and one Worldwake card:
Zuephay Mage2UU
Creature - Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a basic land type.
All land on the battlefield become the chosen basic land type.
2/3
JuyanriGGGG
Creature - Beast
Intimidate
When ~ attacks, discards a card. If that card was a creature card, ~ gets +3/+0 and trample until end of turn.
3/4
Worldwake: Muasist, Plane Creator 2WWUU
Legendary Creature - Human Wizards Spellcaster
Vigilance
:symuw::symuw:, :symtap:, Discard a card: Target land becomes a land of your choice.
4/4
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Bucket 2
Artifact
Kicker 1WB
When Bucket enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy all creatures.
Sacrifice a creature: All other creatures are put into a graveyard until end of turn to hold a funereal.
Fan 0
Artifact - Turning
When the **** hits the fan you enter the battlefield.
You are treated as a larger than life creature with trample, first strike, vigilance, bash, dirt 2.
**** 1WUBRG
Instant - Non
Destoy target artifact, enchantment, creature, land, or planeswalker. I need some of this ****.
Cautious Thief 1U
Creature - Procrastinator Rogue
~ comes into play tapped.
When ~ becomes tapped it gains shroud until end of turn.
Protection from traps Women, children and you first!
2/1
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Happy Child
:symg::symw:
Kicker-
When Happy Child enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it becomes sad untill end of turn.
3/3
Few times have I actually spat at the monitor because of real laughter... I just did.XD
You deserve being quoted sir!:hifive: I was thinking the same thing about "being kicked".
Few times have I actually spat at the monitor because of real laughter... I just did.XD
You deserve being quoted sir!:hifive: I was thinking the same thing about "being kicked".
Nice
@Culthero w/ "Bucket" was cute, too- and probably more clever.
Nice
@Culthero w/ "Bucket" was cute, too- and probably more clever.
plenty thanks
I can't say I wasn't inspired a little :rolleyes:.
ok other ruMOARs:
Flamethrower of Doom 3
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature loses flying, first strike, double strike, landwalk, and vigilance and it has "1R: Flamethrower of Doom deals 2 damage to target creature or player."
Equip 2 Did you like my braid of fire? No?! FWOoossSSH!
Consuming Apprentice 1UB
Creature - Human Minion
Sacrifice a wizard: Put an +1/+1 counter on Consuming Apprentice. Hello, is it McTomes? Ok, I want a three volume spellbook with mayonese, a jug of Kocola potion and fried saprolings... Yes, draw from master Gromar's account please...
3/3
Mummy's Curse BBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep that player loses 1 life for each pyramid or triangle art on permanents that he or she controls. The mummy's curse is ageless, boundless and is here on Zendikar now!!11oneone -L33tmage apprentice.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
A source that claims to work in the La Resistance branch of R&D posted me this with a note:
"Pirates are indeed in zen because we will sneak them inside! Bwahahaha!"
ok check the vampiric pirate in the attachment, it speaks for itself.
you will also notice that there is no credit for artist and the logo is an ordinary square. those are:
a) because the card is so badass it sucked the artist after he has finished painting O_O
b) this card is a pirate so it will be legal wherever treasures are!
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics, and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.
Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Soccer Ball 5
Artifact - Ball
Kicker 1
If Soccer Ball was kicked when it entered the battlefield, score a goal on the opponent.
that midget 1RG
Creature - midget
If that midget was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If it has night vision, bring it back. If it does not have night vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midget.
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Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Soccer Ball 5
Artifact - Ball
Kicker 1
If Soccer Ball was kicked when it entered the battlefield, score a goal on the opponent.
that midget 1RG
Creature - midget
If that midget was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If it has night vision, bring it back. If it does not have night vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midget.
I got this beauty from Mark Rosewater's next door neighbour's grandma's long-lost adopted stepson.
Quest for a Quest :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Enchantment
Whenever a player does anything (Draws a card, taps or untaps a permanent, casts a spell, scratches their groin, etc), put a quest counter on Quest for a Quest.
If there's a hundred or more quest counters on Quest for a Quest, sacrifice Quest for a Quest and search your library for a card named Quest for a Quest and put it onto the battlefield. "I'm bored..." - Eldor Darkslayer, drinking at the Adventurers' Guildhouse
Are you on GoodGamery? That's their joke for me there.
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Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Maybe... I've been jumping for the chance to do it and Sally's humor forum seems as good as any a place
Okay. Here's the corrected card.
thatt midgett :1mana::symr::symg:
Creature - midgett
If thatt midgett was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If itt has nightt vision, bring it back. If it does not have nightt vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midgett.
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Okay. Here's the corrected card.
thatt midgett :1mana::symr::symg:
Creature - midgett
If thatt midgett was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If itt has nightt vision, bring it back. If it does not have nightt vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midgett.
This has gone on far too long though now. I'll spoil another card. I'm sure you've all been waiting for the blue card in the cycle.
Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide
Land [ZEN] Rare
Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever you tap an Island for mana, if you control two or more Islands, draw a card for each mana produced this way.
:symtap:: add to your mana pool.
This has gone on far too long though now. I'll spoil another card. I'm sure you've all been waiting for the blue card in the cycle. Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide Land [ZEN] Rare Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide enters the battlefield tapped. Whenever you tap an Island for mana, if you control two or more Islands, draw a card for each mana produced this way. :symtap:: add to your mana pool.
What's so funny?
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I check the orb and Bob Dole comes up 12 times, let the speculation begin!!
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Level 31 Invoker
Pride is a powerful tool; it makes us fight harder when we are weak as does it cut us down while we are at our prime.
If you are a player in the Lancaster, PA area or go to school at Millersville University there is a Magic Club that holds all kinds of events! Checkout our Facebook Page or message me, Austin Rittle! http://www.facebook.com/groups/170267396386812/
I heard that they're going to preview all of the Landfall cards in one article. Then, at the end of the article they're going to preview one more card from the set - Ankh of Mishra.
Cycling Elf 1G
Creature - elf bellydancer
cycling 2
I am better than that Cylian biatch!
2/2
Darksteel Leefwalker 1GG
Artifact Creature - Cyborg Elf (rare)
Other elves you control have shroud and are indestructible.
One elf to rule them all...(and give them the absolutely unnecessary power to ruin games of course!)
2/2
Mind your own business! 1UU
Enchantment (uncommon)
Target player stops targeting you with his dumb spells and attacking you with his pesky creatures. He plays with his lands or does some other thing until you finally manage to win the game.
I started as an instant but you know what? nothing is impossible if you have a strong will.
Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf - 1B
Creature - Lhurgoyf Zombie (in your dreams rare)
skip your draw step.
Pay one life: Draw a card.
B: Add BBB to your mana pool.
Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of boosters you opened to find it and it's toughness is equal to the number of boosters you opened not to find it.
Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's flavor text is equal to Angel's and Demons by Den Brawn.
*/1+*
Rulings:
-The power/toughness setting is completely dependant on the intentions of Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf's owner while he/she was opening boosters.
-The player owned by... sorry. that "owns" Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf may boost its power/toughness by constantly opening boosters during the game.
-Having a playset does not rule out the possibility that the owner may still wish for more. Therefore, the recorded and printed EEG patterns of the owner, which define the owner's brainwaves for intentional and unintentional, while opening each booster should be present at each game where Yawgmoth's Tarmogoyf is played.
-If a player reads the flavor text of this card and makes an exclamation showing amazement, bewilderment, or awe (e.g. "Wow!"), you win the game. If more than one player joining the same event with you does the same, you are treated as if you won all matches beforehand against those players.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Zuephay Mage 2UU
Creature - Human Wizard
When ~ enters the battlefield, choose a basic land type.
All land on the battlefield become the chosen basic land type.
2/3
Juyanri GGGG
Creature - Beast
Intimidate
When ~ attacks, discards a card. If that card was a creature card, ~ gets +3/+0 and trample until end of turn.
3/4
Worldwake:
Muasist, Plane Creator 2WWUU
Legendary Creature - Human Wizards Spellcaster
Vigilance
:symuw::symuw:, :symtap:, Discard a card: Target land becomes a land of your choice.
4/4
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
:1mana::symr:
Instant- Trap
Negate the summoning of a monster with over 1000 attack.
Happy Child
:symg::symw:
Kicker-
When Happy Child enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, it becomes sad untill end of turn.
3/3
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Artifact
Kicker 1WB
When Bucket enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy all creatures.
Sacrifice a creature: All other creatures are put into a graveyard until end of turn to hold a funereal.
Fan 0
Artifact - Turning
When the **** hits the fan you enter the battlefield.
You are treated as a larger than life creature with trample, first strike, vigilance, bash, dirt 2.
**** 1WUBRG
Instant - Non
Destoy target artifact, enchantment, creature, land, or planeswalker.
I need some of this ****.
Cautious Thief 1U
Creature - Procrastinator Rogue
~ comes into play tapped.
When ~ becomes tapped it gains shroud until end of turn.
Protection from traps
Women, children and you first!
2/1
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Few times have I actually spat at the monitor because of real laughter... I just did.XD
You deserve being quoted sir!:hifive: I was thinking the same thing about "being kicked".
I like 4/4s for 7.
Nice
@Culthero w/ "Bucket" was cute, too- and probably more clever.
L1 Judge
plenty thanks
I can't say I wasn't inspired a little :rolleyes:.
ok other ruMOARs:
Flamethrower of Doom 3
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature loses flying, first strike, double strike, landwalk, and vigilance and it has "1R: Flamethrower of Doom deals 2 damage to target creature or player."
Equip 2
Did you like my braid of fire? No?! FWOoossSSH!
Consuming Apprentice 1UB
Creature - Human Minion
Sacrifice a wizard: Put an +1/+1 counter on Consuming Apprentice.
Hello, is it McTomes? Ok, I want a three volume spellbook with mayonese, a jug of Kocola potion and fried saprolings... Yes, draw from master Gromar's account please...
3/3
Mummy's Curse BBB
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep that player loses 1 life for each pyramid or triangle art on permanents that he or she controls.
The mummy's curse is ageless, boundless and is here on Zendikar now!!11oneone -L33tmage apprentice.
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
Better than most of the stuff we're getting. Besides, I'm calling fake because Wafo-Tapa would break that card in a heartbeat.
Blank Page Sig Shop Member
He doesn't need to. Hive Mind. Problem solved.
Whiskey. Its whats for breakfast.
Spears to Pruning Hooks WW
Instant
Exile target attacking or blocking creature. Its controller gains that much life.
"Pirates are indeed in zen because we will sneak them inside! Bwahahaha!"
ok check the vampiric pirate in the attachment, it speaks for itself.
you will also notice that there is no credit for artist and the logo is an ordinary square. those are:
a) because the card is so badass it sucked the artist after he has finished painting O_O
b) this card is a pirate so it will be legal wherever treasures are!
Cult of the Succubi Eating Kitten and Brotherhood of Hamsters - Zombie One/Hulking One - Brotherhood of Hamsters disapproves of Damage on the Stack amputation, the corruption of Mythics,
and the "Major changes to Extended" in July 2010. You aborted our cards., but we approve of the Modern format. Even if it doesn't ha ve Carrion Feeder or Caller of the Claw in it.Dex: http://deckbox.org/users/Egementium_instructoid
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Artifact - Ball
Kicker 1
If Soccer Ball was kicked when it entered the battlefield, score a goal on the opponent.
that midget 1RG
Creature - midget
If that midget was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If it has night vision, bring it back. If it does not have night vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midget.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
midgett*
L1 Judge
Quest for a Quest :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:
Enchantment
Whenever a player does anything (Draws a card, taps or untaps a permanent, casts a spell, scratches their groin, etc), put a quest counter on Quest for a Quest.
If there's a hundred or more quest counters on Quest for a Quest, sacrifice Quest for a Quest and search your library for a card named Quest for a Quest and put it onto the battlefield.
"I'm bored..." - Eldor Darkslayer, drinking at the Adventurers' Guildhouse
Are you on GoodGamery? That's their joke for me there.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Maybe... I've been jumping for the chance to do it and Sally's humor forum seems as good as any a place
L1 Judge
Okay. Here's the corrected card.
thatt midgett :1mana::symr::symg:
Creature - midgett
If thatt midgett was kicked when it entered the battlefield, rush it to emergency. If itt has nightt vision, bring it back. If it does not have nightt vision or Herbal Poultice, sacrifice that midgett.
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
This has gone on far too long though now. I'll spoil another card. I'm sure you've all been waiting for the blue card in the cycle.
Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide
Land [ZEN] Rare
Misimoru, the Full-Moon Tide enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever you tap an Island for mana, if you control two or more Islands, draw a card for each mana produced this way.
:symtap:: add to your mana pool.
L1 Judge
What's so funny?
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Pride is a powerful tool; it makes us fight harder when we are weak as does it cut us down while we are at our prime.
If you are a player in the Lancaster, PA area or go to school at Millersville University there is a Magic Club that holds all kinds of events! Checkout our Facebook Page or message me, Austin Rittle! http://www.facebook.com/groups/170267396386812/
This is what I thought of the second I saw the Lullmage Mentor spoiled (http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=181860)
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Seems fishy...fishy enough for 5000, though?