Rotting Rats B
Creature - Rat
At the beginning of each phase, put a -1/-1 counter on Rotting Rats.
1/1 "Well...at least they've taken it to a whole new level."
Ignite Disorder 2RR
Enchantment - Aura
At the beginning of each players upkeep, that player chooses one -Target player chooses one - Remove a counter from target creature; or target player loses 2 life; or target player chooses a creature in play, then taps that creature, or draw a card; or target opponent chooses one - target opponent draws a card; or target player discards a card.
Whenever a player discards a card, that player chooses a number between one and five, then target opponent guesses what number he or she chose. If that player guessed right, choose one - target player repeats this process; or target player may put a green 1/1 Squid creature token into play.
Discard a card: Put a green 3/1 Horse creature token with "GG: Until end of turn, target land gains "UUU: Put three blue 1/1 Elemental creature tokens with "Sacrifice this creature: Put a black 0/3 Demon creature token with haste into play" into play" into play. You should see the errata of this card.
Absolutely EPIC.
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker4UBBR
Planeswalker-Epic, win-more card
+3 Blow something up
-2 whats yours is now mine!
-9 Gain ALL skill, $$$ and Fame that Jon Finkel Has(this effect doesnt end, ever) or Win the Match
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
+1: Creatures you control gain protection from spells, if you get on your knees and beg
-1: Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker, wins the game
-X: X target creatures power levels become over 9000!
Molten Frame
Instant
Smash target player with a painting 3 times "Well I guess, the runner up will get the prize money since the champion seems to be in a coma before he could win the game" -Announcer at 2009 Magic championships
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EllE:
Because she's the hero standard deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll chase her... because she can take it... because she's not a hero... she's a silent guardian
I like to play as well, but my riddles, have truth to them...... first off... countersquall, is exactly negate, yet it does a little bonus damage based on it's casting cost, which ironically is a Esper Owl in the first set of Alara,... so it isn't as good at fighting the Faeries as we'd all hope they'd be. So, how can we help fight faeries,..... we need something red, something that does damage to all creatures and all players, ...... and lets make it uncounterable,...seems like a great deal considering it does the same quantity of damage as countersquall does when it resolves, and all for a cozy casting cost of 3 mana, 1 of which is colorless...... And sorry about posting here..... me and the Rumor Mill had...... well a VOLCANIC FALLOUT.
Clash with an opponent (run towards that opponent as fast as you can, the first one to regain consciousness wins the clash). Deal X damage to target player. If you won the clash, go to hospital. If your opponent won the clash, go to a different hospital.
Discard your hand: put it on ice and get to a hospital as quickly as possible.
2x win :rofl::rofl:
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Each reality is but the dream of another, and each sleeper a god unknowing.
We define the boundaries of reality; they don't define us.
Shambling Remains 5WUBRG
Creature - Elemental
When Shambling Remains comes into play, discard your hand.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, pay 20 life.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, sacrifice all other creatures you control.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, destroy all lands you control.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, remove your library from the game.
Whenever Shambling Remains deals combat damage to a player, you lose the game
0/0
The abilities all trigger separately, so you can Stifle the part you want to!
R: Set fire to the top X cards of your library. Clash with an opponent (run towards that opponent as fast as you can, the first one to regain consciousness wins the clash).
Lol, I actually tried, using Magic Set Editor, to make the Obelisk of Alara.
It did not go well. *bows down in silence to the smoking wreck of a computer at my feet*
Brilliant! But seriously, interesting design perspective in general.
I'm not gonna lie. Seeing Phage naked would not horrify me.
Art Page
Alters for sale
Instant
Uncounter target blue instant spell.
this killed me
BBB[Clan Mono Black]BBB
Props to Spiderboy and highlife on the sig and the avatar!
Absolutely EPIC.
Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker 4UBBR
Planeswalker-Epic, win-more card
+3 Blow something up
-2 whats yours is now mine!
-9 Gain ALL skill, $$$ and Fame that Jon Finkel Has(this effect doesnt end, ever) or Win the Match
+1: Creatures you control gain protection from spells, if you get on your knees and beg
-1: Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker, wins the game
-X: X target creatures power levels become over 9000!
Molten Frame
Instant
Smash target player with a painting 3 times
"Well I guess, the runner up will get the prize money since the champion seems to be in a coma before he could win the game" -Announcer at 2009 Magic championships
EllE:
Enjoy,
Zesty;)
2x win :rofl::rofl:
I'd like to disrespectfully disagree, and say he wins one internet. Have fun, you will never see the Sun again.
Thanks to spiderboy4 of High~Light Studios for the awesome banner and avatar!
Here's my try:
Shambling Remains 5WUBRG
Creature - Elemental
When Shambling Remains comes into play, discard your hand.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, pay 20 life.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, sacrifice all other creatures you control.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, destroy all lands you control.
When Shambling Remains comes into play, remove your library from the game.
Whenever Shambling Remains deals combat damage to a player, you lose the game
0/0
The abilities all trigger separately, so you can Stifle the part you want to!
Thanks to spiderboy4 of High~Light Studios for the awesome banner and avatar!
Sorcery
Quit magic. Again.
Thornling - G
Creature - Plant Disappointment
Melee creatures blocked by Thornling receive 30% of the damage they deal.
Wretched Banquet - 3BW
Sorcery
Your opponent's mom chooses one: He's having fish for dinner; or he has to eat all his vegetables; or he skips his or her next dessert phase.
Grixis Slavedriver - 1UBR
Summon Slavedriver
Whip 3.
Whenever a creature or player becomes whipped by Grixis Slavedriver, it becomes a sub in addition to its other fetishes.
Brilliant.
This is the point where I lol'd.
It did not go well. *bows down in silence to the smoking wreck of a computer at my feet*
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