MTG Salvation

This challenge B
Enchantment (C)
This challenge stinks

Heart of the Seductive Skunk 1R
Instant (U)
Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+1, must be blocked if able, and has "Whenever a creature blocks this creature, put a -1/-1 counter on it."

IIW: Two-ability planeswalkers

What? Don't you guys know this is just "choose the best IIW game?"

Quote from Flabort

Hmm, no way that it increases it's own toughness far enough to survive. This is basically a sorcery, that gives another player's creatures -2/-2 until end of turn, unless you have a ludicrus amount of elemental and/or cleric Lords.
6/10

Anthems, Flabort. It's all about anthems.

(Though lords work too, I suppose.)

Quote from Flabort

But, there's no such thing as -1/+1 counters, sorry.

Didn't realize we were only able to use things that already exist... kind of defeats the purpose of CCC

Disturbing Charm 2BB
Sorcery
Choose one - Target Player discards a card at random for every five cards in his or her hand;Destroy target tapped creature; or Target card in your graveyard gains Dredge X, where X is that card's converted mana cost.

So, what's it going to be? your pinkies; something kinky; or stinky dredging?

iiw: do last months YMTC better (Legend that transforms into planeswalker)

I don't deserve this IIW forgetting reputation, augh.

Communist Anthem 2WB
Enchantment (R)
When Communist Anthem enters the battlefield, sacrifice the creature you control with greatest power. If there is a tie, choose one of the tied creatures.
Creatures you control get +2/+1.
"Ya pinko punks!"

iiwsig

Quote from Cardz5000

Didn't realize we were only able to use things that already exist... kind of defeats the purpose of CCC

generally people like it when you stick to at least moderately believable cards and R&D hasnt used anything besides +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters for over a decade because other counters have extremely bad memory issues.


Smelly Dog G
Creature- Hound {c}
1/2

it has multiple meanings.

oh forgot an if i win (lol like i'll win):
uncommons that are "draft around me" cards

Quote from The Motley Fool

it has multiple meanings.

Club Flamingo's class just sent out the window...

Pinkie Pie 1WR
Creature - Horse Warrior
Pinkie Sense (You may tap ~ to give target creature you control protection from everything until end of turn.)
~ doesn't untap during your untap step.
2: Untap ~.
1/2

IIW: My Little Ponies!

Rotting Corpses 2B
Enchantment
Whenever a creature dies, you may add Gto your mana pool.
From death springs new life.

IIW: Barnyard animals

Pinky Purge R
Sorcery (C)
Pinky Purge deals 1 damage to each creature.
"So what if one of your fingers suddenly combusted? There's a reason that you have have three more."
-Hyman, Goblin Chieftain

Kinky Sax Gear 2
Artifact - Equipment (R)
Equipped creature has "T, tap an untapped creature you control: You may have Kinky Sax Gear deal 1 damage to each of those creatures. If you do, put a 1/1 colorless spawn token on the battlefield at the beginning of your next end step."
Equip: 2
Let's make some magic tonight.

Rancid Corpse 1B
Creature - Zombie (C)
Whenever Rancid Corpse blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Rancid Corpse deals 1 damage to that creature.
2/1
Slaying a dragon takes a certain amount of bravery, but being close to a rancid corpse takes true courage.

IIW: Jank versions of real abilities, i.e. Super haste.

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?
Scheme (C)
Each opponent reveals his or her hand. You may cast a nonland card revealed this way without paying its mana cost.
I think so, Brain, but how will our clones tell us apart from each other?

IIW: Hellspawn. (Yeah, I have Diablo 3 on the brain.)

Quote from GideonJur@

Pinkie Pie 1WR
Creature - Horse Warrior
Pinkie Sense (You may tap ~ to give target creature you control protection from everything until end of turn.)
~ doesn't untap during your untap step.
2: Untap ~.
1/2

IIW: My Little Ponies!

Damn, stole my idea...

Hunted Pacman W
Creature - PacMan (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, put 4 1/1 Ghost creature tokens of four different colors onto the battlefield under target opponent's control.
Pac Man would forever be pursued by four vengeful spirits: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.
2/2

Quote from MOON-E

Damn, stole my idea...

Hunted Pacman W
Creature - PacMan (R)
When ~ enters the battlefield, put 4 1/1 Ghost creature tokens of four different colors onto the battlefield under target opponent's control.
Pac Man would forever be pursued by four vengeful spirits: Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde.
2/2

usually hunted cards overall are as good as if not better in total p/t than the hunters. yes, funny, pacman dies to the ghosts, but this card sucks.

Crazed Gravekeeper 2BB
Creature - Human Zombie (R)
Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Regenerate Crazed Gravekeeper.
3/2

this card is definitely just stinky. don't even think about it being kinky or pinky.

Lichtouch BBBB
Sorcery (R)
Your life total becomes equal to the number of cards in your library. If you gained life this way, exile that many cards from the top of your library. If you lost life this way, shuffle that many cards you own into your library. (Those cards don't have to be in the game.)

"Kinky" in the sense of "you have to be twisted to design a card like that".

IIW: Donkey Kong.

Same-day judging, noobs! Learn how to play in Club Flamingo.

Gerrard's Mom - I love you too.

k-rad - Well, yeah... weak. Could not being legendary. Too limited for a hoser, and comboable only with a few good cards.

Cardz5000 - Weird effect for a sorcery, but I like the variety of choices. Also, the first "five cards" sentence seems random.

KHANanaphone - Lovely, but as this already cost you also a creature (probably your loner beater), could cost less IMHO.

The MOtley Fool - You could win!

GideonJur@ - Weird combination of colors for the effect, but I get (somewhat) the reference.

LnGrrrR - Carnival of Souls updated! I can see this is for Johnnies, and I'm a lazy one.

Atogaholic (Pinky Purge) - Tremor updated? Yeah, I think this is printable now, but probabl not as common. Very good. I love the flavor.

Atrius - Good, good. Nothing to add.

Sir Aureus - Oh, yeah! I love this Scheme.

MOON-E - Too weak, IMHO. Although veeery flavorful. I want a way to give it some super pills!

Ninja Caterpie - This is very good. Probably printable, but not exciting.

MDenham - Does this fall under the realm of Un? Probably, but we have the wishes as example. I like it, feels like one of those things that black does very good.

WINNER - Sir Aureus!
NEXT CHALLENGE - Hellspawn.

Quote from MDenham

Lichtouch BBBB
Sorcery (R)
Your life total becomes equal to the number of cards in your library. If you gained life this way, exile that many cards from the top of your library. If you lost life this way, shuffle that many cards you own into your library. (Those cards don't have to be in the game.)

"Kinky" in the sense of "you have to be twisted to design a card like that".

IIW: Donkey Kong.

oh wow. exchange life totals with your library card count.

Quote from Ninja Caterpie

oh wow. exchange life totals with your library card count.

That was how I'd started wording it, and then realized that the wording is about 30x clunkier that way.

Brimstone Chasm 1RR
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a 3/1 red Devil creature token onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste and attacks this turn if able. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
The ground caved in and Hell poured out.

IIW: My life weeping to your feet on gallows of love.

Trawler of Famine 4BB
Creature - Demon (R)
When Trawler of Famine enters or leaves the battlefield, you may put a -1/-1 counter on any number of target creatures.
He saves these pitiful skeletons by reaping them of flesh.
3/1

IIW: Siggy.

Brimstone Horde 3RRR
Creature - Devil (R)
At the beginning of each upkeep, Brimstone Horde deals X damage divided evenly, rounded up, among all other creatures and players, where X is the number of flare counters on Brimstone Horde.
Whenever a permanent enters the battlefield, put a flare counter on Brimstone Horde.
4/4

IIW: "One thousand" is in your rules text.

Hellraiser 4BB
Creature - Demon {M}
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose five life and put a 5/5 black Demon creature token with flying onto the battlefield.
Your debt is not to him, but to hell itself.
5/5

IIW: Big tokens.

Dante of the Inferno 2RB
Planeswalker - Dante
[+1] Dante of the Inferno deals 2 damage to target creature.
[-X] Dante deals X damage to each crearure without flying.
[-7] Destroy each nonland permanent you don't control.
[3]

iiw: "My Little Poy: Friendship is Magic″

Valakut Core Expedition 1R
Enchantment R
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, put a quest counter on Valakut Core Expedition
Remove X Charge counters from Valakut Core Expedition and sacrifice it: Put X 2/2 Red Devil creature tokens with Haste onto the battlefield, sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.
A sea of Red poured from the Molten Pinnacle, but to the Kor's terror, it wasn't lava

IIW: Foxxy or TVTropes