Crossing Time2UU
Instant (R)
Exile target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. That creature's controller puts a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield. "Time travel is tricky. Leave it to the professionals."
— Elzarx and Elzarx, Izzet Chronomancers
Phase Shove1UW
Instant UC
Exile target creature. At the beginning of it's owners next upkeep, return it to the battlefield tapped. If you can't deal with a problem, you can always just send it through time so someone in the future can deal with it.
Aether Portal3UUU [M]
Enchantment
Fading 5
Whenver a creature attacks, exile it and remove a fading counter from ~. Return that creature to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
When there are no more Fading counters on ~, instead exile it and put three time counters on it. If ~ doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
Objection: Assembling contraptions is not as good as tutoring, because it's dependent on how good the Contraptions are (also you have to cast it on the turn you assemble). See Mercenaries
Goblin Teleporter2
Artifact (R) R,t Choose a creature you control and flip a coin. On heads, that creature is unblockable until its owners next end step. On tails, that creature gains flying and has "At the begining of the end step, deal 5 damage to this creature" until end of turn Uh... where did Ib go...- Og Dun, Goblin Tinker
Traitorous Flicker2RW
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, exile a random creature that player controls, then return it to the battlefield under the control of one of that player's opponents of his or her choice.
Yes, this is pretty manic, but sort of controlled manic? Unfortunately, your wording is pretty manic too, especially on the exile ability. I'm sure you meant for it to trigger at the upkeep. This certainly is a rare, not uncommon.
Not much manic insanity here. This is too precise and has power issues. Repeatable Time Ebb is horribly powerful (locking the opponent out of the game in a 1v1), and this is one you can use multiple times in a turn? Nope.
Ha, I really like this. Wrath for a random period of time is exactly the sort of crazy I was looking for. You should probably have the random number be between 1 and 6 for simplicity of choosing a number. An Izzet Ball is unthinkably strange, but the general idea of the flavor text, I like.
Nothing to crazy here. The whole process seems rather controlled, up until the creature dies. But the creature dies after it teleports, and it really doesn't make sense to me.
Crustacean Crusader submitted an extremely similar card the last time I judged, so I'm sort of spoiled on the newness of this mechanic. This isn't really hectic like I wanted.
I like the squee jr. quite a bit. Your normal entry, less so. It's fairly manic I suppose, but it's sort of a headache and you need to say who's control the creatures return under.
Yeah it's teleporting, but not very manic at all. Seems pretty broken, if anyone remembers Astral Slide's hey-day...
The card is pretty interesting, not very manic at all though. It's very precise both in flavor and in play.
Well this is utterly insane. Not much to say really, I like it.
It's crazy phasing! I wish you didn't include a way to control it though, pure craziness is what I wanted here.
Interesting, but not Manic!
Once again, interesting idea, but the challenge is for some crazy teleporting.
Double plus soon!
This doesn't feel very manic, and resolving the attack triggers is a bit over-complicated.
I really like the way you flavored the teleporter miscalculating. However, this isn't as crazy as I wanted.
Way to kill Risky Move :-/. Oh wait, random creature... um, k, should cost 6 though :p.
Sorry my critiques really dragged down in quality...
Tough choice between Ninja Caterpie and Emocakes.
I think I'm going to pick Ninja Caterpie.
Next: Mathemagicians and Izzet flavour text.
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I'll bet you wish you had a non-unglued/unhinged card that shared your first name.
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
No, it was supposed to be 'beginning of each turn turn' so that 'on beginning of upkeeps' don't trigger. Also, there was a reason I made it U instead of R, but said reaosn escapes me currently.
Holder.
P.S. Isn't maths one of the things they said not to put into well designed cards? Hmmmmmmmmm. Difficult.
Variably Temporal 3UR
All cards have flash.
Spells don't resolve until the beginning of each end step.
~s power is equal to the number of spells on the stack, plus its toughness. Its toughness is your life total divided by 5, rounded up.
:1mana:: Resolve all spells on the stack. Control? No. This is more than control. This is mastery. Of what, we aren't sure. But mastery, it is.
IIW: The land of Oz (ie. Setting of 'The Wizard of Oz' - not that 2-bit, hack of a country Australia. SERIOUSLY. Get an adult rating for video games, you dirty nation of convicts. I find it funny that a nation of convicts bans violent video games. Over compensating much?) gets invaded by Goblins. All the characters are replaced with Goblin counterparts. Pick one. Make it.
Elegance U
Enchantment (R)
Fibonacci cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no age counters on this permanent, put an age counter on it. Otherwise, put a number of age counters on this permanent equal to the number of age counters that were on it as its Fibonacci cumulative upkeep was last paid.) Whenever you pay ~'s Fibonacci cumulative upkeep, look at the top X cards of your library and put them back in any order, where X is the number of age counters on ~. If you have fewer than X cards in your library, you lose the game. "Izzet a problem?"
Time GamblerUR
Creature - Human Wizard M UR, :symtap:: Flip a coin, if you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one. If you lose the flip, skip your next turn. Repeat this process. Probability is often synonymous with inevitability
2/1
Izzet Whiz1UR
Creature - Goblin Wizard
When Izzet Whiz enters the battlefield, choose a number between 1 and 6 at random.
All instances of numbers in the text of spells and permanents are changed to the chosen number. Game > losers.
2/2
Numerostatic Discharge8UR
Sorcery (MR)
Put X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste onto the battlefield, where X is the total converted mana cost of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. Exile them at end of turn. If you're talked into an Izzet experiment, always clarify what kind of 'rounding up' you'll be doing.
Instant (R)
Exile target creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. That creature's controller puts a token that's a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.
"Time travel is tricky. Leave it to the professionals."
— Elzarx and Elzarx, Izzet Chronomancers
IIW: Cards from a block set in the underworld.
Instant UC
Exile target creature. At the beginning of it's owners next upkeep, return it to the battlefield tapped.
If you can't deal with a problem, you can always just send it through time so someone in the future can deal with it.
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Enchantment
Fading 5
Whenver a creature attacks, exile it and remove a fading counter from ~. Return that creature to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
When there are no more Fading counters on ~, instead exile it and put three time counters on it. If ~ doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Or rebels. Or soulshift.
IIW - What does Magic: The Gathering mean to you.
Long live CLAN FLAMINGO
Make wall support cards or a legendary wall
Winner is also Judge = 2
Club Flamingo/Megiddo's Magic Pimp Shack = 4
Enchantment (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, exile a random creature that player controls, then return it to the battlefield under the control of one of that player's opponents of his or her choice.
IIW: Dreadnoughts
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This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
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I think I'm going to pick Ninja Caterpie.
Next: Mathemagicians and Izzet flavour text.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
Comic Book Set
Archester: Frontier of Steam (A steampunk set!)
A Good Place to Start Designing
Holder.
P.S. Isn't maths one of the things they said not to put into well designed cards? Hmmmmmmmmm. Difficult.
Variably Temporal 3UR
All cards have flash.
Spells don't resolve until the beginning of each end step.
~s power is equal to the number of spells on the stack, plus its toughness. Its toughness is your life total divided by 5, rounded up.
:1mana:: Resolve all spells on the stack.
Control? No. This is more than control. This is mastery. Of what, we aren't sure. But mastery, it is.
IIW: The land of Oz (ie. Setting of 'The Wizard of Oz' - not that 2-bit, hack of a country Australia. SERIOUSLY. Get an adult rating for video games, you dirty nation of convicts. I find it funny that a nation of convicts bans violent video games. Over compensating much?) gets invaded by Goblins. All the characters are replaced with Goblin counterparts. Pick one. Make it.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
Enchantment (R)
Fibonacci cumulative upkeep (At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are no age counters on this permanent, put an age counter on it. Otherwise, put a number of age counters on this permanent equal to the number of age counters that were on it as its Fibonacci cumulative upkeep was last paid.)
Whenever you pay ~'s Fibonacci cumulative upkeep, look at the top X cards of your library and put them back in any order, where X is the number of age counters on ~. If you have fewer than X cards in your library, you lose the game.
"Izzet a problem?"
IIW: A double-faced card.
EDZ: Reply #13000!
Creature - Human Spellshaper {R}
:symr:: Rage Inhibitor gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
"Arrest this man, he talks in maths!"
IIW: Musical Magic
Sig & Avvy by Disappointing Signets Inc.
CCC&G BRAGGING RIGHTS
Mafia Statistics
I collect pacifism: 228
Multicolored millcards in something other than dimir.
Time Gambler UR
Creature - Human Wizard M
UR, :symtap:: Flip a coin, if you win the flip, take an extra turn after this one. If you lose the flip, skip your next turn. Repeat this process.
Probability is often synonymous with inevitability
2/1
IIW: Deify
WUB Esper Control
Legacy
WU Miracles
Edh
WUBErtai, the corrupted
Modern
GR Welcome to the Jungle
Creature - Goblin Wizard
When Izzet Whiz enters the battlefield, choose a number between 1 and 6 at random.
All instances of numbers in the text of spells and permanents are changed to the chosen number.
Game > losers.
2/2
iiw: non-Aura enchantments with flash
Numerostatic Discharge 8UR
Sorcery (MR)
Put X 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens with haste onto the battlefield, where X is the total converted mana cost of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. Exile them at end of turn.
If you're talked into an Izzet experiment, always clarify what kind of 'rounding up' you'll be doing.
IIW: Siggy.
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NOPE.
This is for me more than it is for anyone else. I sucks at colors.
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