Jack of All Trades - WW
Creature - Human
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a spell was countered, combat damage was dealt to a player, combat damage was prevented, a permanent was sacrificed, and a creature's power or toughness increased, you win the game.
1/2
Tonker2U
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Tonker, sacrifice an artifact with converted mana cost X.
Search your library for an artifact with converted mana cost X and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
Demonic ContractBBBBB
Enchantment - {M}
Pay 1 Life: Add B to your mana Pool.
Pay 1 Life, Discard a card: Draw a card.
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game. "A Contract with a Demon grants untold power..." -Liliana Vess
Share the PainXRB
Sorcery {R}
Share the Pain deals X damage to each creature and player. I don't see why only you should get hurt, I also think you should... and you... and you...
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Spell ExchangeUU
Instant U
Counter target spell. Its controller reveals their hand and you choose a spell from it. Its controller may cast that spell without paying its mana cost. "Not that one, but maybe another..." -- Tiss, Abjurer Adept
the following entries meet the stringent criteria levied by my challenge: Equivalent Exchange by bloodyspasm, Power Surge by winterspring, Mind Swap by Rudyard, Scivorth the Spawnling by Stapler, and High Alchemy by Megiddo.
The first cut is Mind Swap, not having rarity, not having cantrip, and seemingly not having an combo implications whatsoever. So it gets fifth.
The second cut is Power Surge. It just says draw your graveyard. Even at 4bb, that's too good. Sometimes that costs 5ggg. But in black? I mean, it's been done. Yawg Will isn't something I'd like to reprint. Power is tautology. So it gets fourth.
The third cut is Scivorth, despite being a spawnling (a seemingly-redundant word, king of like a gigantic giant), he just doesn't do it for me. It's not a 5/5, and it just doesn't seem to be worth the investment. Also, its life switch doesn't seem to be life gain. Why am I paying mana to lose life? Because I play rock and that makes me bad at Magic? Guess not. But there might be combo implications, so it gets third.
So that leaves some sort of terrible Natural Order and some sort of terrible Polymorph. I have played both decks, and they were both awesome, but the terribleness of the new Natural Order seems terribler than the terribleness of the Polymorph, so I'm gonna give Megiddo the win. I mean, with scry and other awful magical christmas scenarios, this could be playable?
On the condition that Nic Cage leaves your banner for good. If, when Megiddo posts his challenge, Nic Cage still graces that banner, distorted or otherwise, I instead give the win to bloodyspasm.
Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Unrestrained Spellslinger3U
Creature - Human Wizard (R) T: Until end of turn, you may pay 0 rather than pay the mana cost for activated abilities and you may only activate them once per turn.
2/2
Unstoppable OozeBG
Creature - Ooze (R) 1GB,t, Search your library for an ooze and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/1 It just never stops growing, allways multiplying. All hope is lost.
Dark Arousal1BB
Enchantment U
Discard a creature card: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
"To sense life denied existence excites him..." -- Laviss, Renegade Sensate
Haunting Phoenix - 3R
Creature - Phoenix (U)
As long as ~ is in your graveyard, at the beginning of your upkeep, deal 1 damage to target creature. RR: Whenever noncombat damage is dealt to a creature or player, deal 1 more damage. Pay this cost up to three times per turn.
3/2
Unrestrained Spellslinger3U
Creature - Human Wizard (R) T: Until end of turn, you may pay 0 rather than pay the mana cost for activated abilities and you may only activate them once per turn.
2/2
Marrowretch1GB
Creature - Fungus {U}
Marrowretch enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step.
Sacrifice a creature: Untap Marrowretch.
5/3
Ooh, post it on your blog if you want to make it public. I'm interested.
It's not quite where I want it yet. It's a pretty consistent turn 5 win, but not resilient enough. I've been trying to find the right mix of disruption and combo to actually get there.
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Can we have Megiddo removed from the forum forever please?
i'm pretty sure i can find your ***** online within 3 minutes
Careful StudyU Sorcery [c]
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
or, in the interest of CREATION
Reckless CollaborationsU Sorcery [c]
Discard two cards. If you do, draw two cards. To the extreme, I wax a chump like a candle.
Carlos, Bandit Bowman, Wrecker of Careers1WB Legendary Creature - Human Archer Rebel 1WB, T: Carlos deals 1 damage to target creature with a knee. That creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. (It's a good thing it can't talk, or it would probably complain a lot.)
2/2
Had semenulative upkeep before it was fashionable. Look what you forced me to do, Wizards! IT DIDN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
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Like I said, I can only go by my own experience, which is now 18 years. Kind of disheartening when you think you know something and you find out that you're a notch below a low grade moron.
Phyrexian Therapist4 Artifact Creature - Insect Horror (U)
:sympb:, Sacrifice a creature: Name a nonland card. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all cards with that name.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
3/4
Wader in the River Lethe1UB
Creature-Spirit {R}
Discard a creature card: Until the end of the turn, activated abilities of creatures you control cost 1 less to cast. 10, :symtap:: Return target creature from your graveyard to play.
1/3
IIW: Flavor taking over the atmosphere
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A silent evil where there shouldn't be another.
This awesome signature is tbe work of DNC at Heroes of the Plane Studio!
Phyrexian Analrapist - 2(P/B)(P/B)
Creature - Horror Advisor (R) 2(P/B)(P/B): Look at target player's hand. Choose a creature card from it. That player discards that creature. If that creature had power 4 or greater, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/2 "I'm an analyzer and a therapist."
Phyrexian Analrapist - 2(P/B)(P/B)
Creature - Horror Advisor (R) 2(P/B)(P/B): Look at target player's hand. Choose a creature card from it. That player discards that creature. If that creature had power 4 or greater, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/2 "I'm an analyzer and a therapist."
That was a great show. Can't wait for the new mini-season.
Mimic Fungus2GB
Creature - Ooze {M} 2, T: Mimic Fungus becomes a copy of target creature in your graveyard. Play this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery. BB, Q: Put the top 6 cards of your library into your graveyard.
0/3
Mimic Fungus 1BB
Creature - Ooze 2, T: Mimic Fungus becomes a copy of target creature in your graveyard. Q: Put the top 3 cards of your library into your graveyard.
1/3
Creature - Human
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a spell was countered, combat damage was dealt to a player, combat damage was prevented, a permanent was sacrificed, and a creature's power or toughness increased, you win the game.
1/2
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast Tonker, sacrifice an artifact with converted mana cost X.
Search your library for an artifact with converted mana cost X and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Enchantment - {M}
Pay 1 Life: Add B to your mana Pool.
Pay 1 Life, Discard a card: Draw a card.
You can't win the game and your opponents can't lose the game.
"A Contract with a Demon grants untold power..." -Liliana Vess
IIW: Mythic Spells
Decks:
Sorcery {R}
Share the Pain deals X damage to each creature and player.
I don't see why only you should get hurt, I also think you should... and you... and you...
Standard
GGRWolf Run RampRGG
BGGKessig Cage-PodGGB
WRMyrRW
In Construction:
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Modern
UGGrafty KrajGU
Instant U
Counter target spell. Its controller reveals their hand and you choose a spell from it. Its controller may cast that spell without paying its mana cost.
"Not that one, but maybe another..." -- Tiss, Abjurer Adept
IIW: Naive
[Clan Flamingo]
the following entries meet the stringent criteria levied by my challenge: Equivalent Exchange by bloodyspasm, Power Surge by winterspring, Mind Swap by Rudyard, Scivorth the Spawnling by Stapler, and High Alchemy by Megiddo.
The first cut is Mind Swap, not having rarity, not having cantrip, and seemingly not having an combo implications whatsoever. So it gets fifth.
The second cut is Power Surge. It just says draw your graveyard. Even at 4bb, that's too good. Sometimes that costs 5ggg. But in black? I mean, it's been done. Yawg Will isn't something I'd like to reprint. Power is tautology. So it gets fourth.
The third cut is Scivorth, despite being a spawnling (a seemingly-redundant word, king of like a gigantic giant), he just doesn't do it for me. It's not a 5/5, and it just doesn't seem to be worth the investment. Also, its life switch doesn't seem to be life gain. Why am I paying mana to lose life? Because I play rock and that makes me bad at Magic? Guess not. But there might be combo implications, so it gets third.
So that leaves some sort of terrible Natural Order and some sort of terrible Polymorph. I have played both decks, and they were both awesome, but the terribleness of the new Natural Order seems terribler than the terribleness of the Polymorph, so I'm gonna give Megiddo the win. I mean, with scry and other awful magical christmas scenarios, this could be playable?
On the condition that Nic Cage leaves your banner for good. If, when Megiddo posts his challenge, Nic Cage still graces that banner, distorted or otherwise, I instead give the win to bloodyspasm.
Fair's fair.
New challenge: Build a card that would work well in a Necrotic Ooze deck.
Creature - Zombie
2B,T: Search your library for a creature card and put it into your graveyard.
2/2
IIW: Listen to some Two Steps From Hell.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
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Curse PremiumCreature - Human Wizard (R)
T: Until end of turn, you may pay 0 rather than pay the mana cost for activated abilities and you may only activate them once per turn.
2/2
IIW: Eldrazi + Phyrexia + Nicol Bolas
Creature - Ooze (R)
1GB,t, Search your library for an ooze and put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
0/1
It just never stops growing, allways multiplying. All hope is lost.
IIW - A Planeswalker of yourself
Long live CLAN FLAMINGO
Make wall support cards or a legendary wall
Winner is also Judge = 2
Club Flamingo/Megiddo's Magic Pimp Shack = 4
Enchantment U
Discard a creature card: Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
"To sense life denied existence excites him..." -- Laviss, Renegade Sensate
IIW: Naive
[Clan Flamingo]
Creature - Phoenix (U)
As long as ~ is in your graveyard, at the beginning of your upkeep, deal 1 damage to target creature.
RR: Whenever noncombat damage is dealt to a creature or player, deal 1 more damage. Pay this cost up to three times per turn.
3/2
IWW: Scot-Irish Mythology
This + Spawnsire of Ulamog = hilarity.
Marrowretch 1GB
Creature - Fungus {U}
Marrowretch enters the battlefield tapped and doesn't untap during your untap step.
Sacrifice a creature: Untap Marrowretch.
5/3
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Curse PremiumOoh, post it on your blog if you want to make it public. I'm interested.
Sorcery [c]
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
or, in the interest of CREATION
Reckless Collaborations U
Sorcery [c]
Discard two cards. If you do, draw two cards.
To the extreme, I wax a chump like a candle.
Carlos, Bandit Bowman, Wrecker of Careers 1WB
Legendary Creature - Human Archer Rebel
1WB, T: Carlos deals 1 damage to target creature with a knee. That creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. (It's a good thing it can't talk, or it would probably complain a lot.)
2/2
Artifact Creature - Insect Horror (U)
:sympb:, Sacrifice a creature: Name a nonland card. Target player reveals his or her hand and discards all cards with that name.
Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.)
3/4
iiwsig
[Clan Flamingo]
Sorcery {R}
Put the top twenty cards of your library into your graveyard. Exile Vitality's Finale.
As long as Fill the Graves is exiled, creatures can't be shuffled from your graveyard into your library.
Over the last few years, becoming a gravedigger has become a huge aspiration.
IIW: repeatable token generator
Standard
GGRWolf Run RampRGG
BGGKessig Cage-PodGGB
WRMyrRW
In Construction:
RWUAmerican LiberationUWR
Modern
UGGrafty KrajGU
Creature-Spirit {R}
Discard a creature card: Until the end of the turn, activated abilities of creatures you control cost 1 less to cast.
10, :symtap:: Return target creature from your graveyard to play.
1/3
IIW: Flavor taking over the atmosphere
This awesome signature is tbe work of DNC at Heroes of the Plane Studio!
Magic Wars: DaesseclusMagic Wars Reboot Race:Emesmaa
Orammis Bhasir
Asirri Rokhane
Ursinus Koliel
Creature - Horror Advisor (R)
2(P/B)(P/B): Look at target player's hand. Choose a creature card from it. That player discards that creature. If that creature had power 4 or greater, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/2
"I'm an analyzer and a therapist."
That was a great show. Can't wait for the new mini-season.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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Creature - Ooze {M}
2, T: Mimic Fungus becomes a copy of target creature in your graveyard. Play this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
BB, Q: Put the top 6 cards of your library into your graveyard.
0/3
IIW: Mythic Spells
Decks:
I hope you realize how broken free untap is.
[15:21] <@CC> Remember, if you argue, you are an idiot.
Untrophied Wins:
Perfect MCC Scores: 2
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