I have heard vague rumors of a moustache-dispensing vending machine in a distant laundromat, across the street from a tattoo parlor. However, this information is shaky, and time is of the essence.
My co-worker always refers to Magic cards as "birth control" but that's because he thinks Magic cards repel women (i.e. a woman won't go on a date with a man who openly talks about owning magic cards)
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Curse PremiumVerhüterli is a German word for condom
and "Kondom" isn't?
Wasn't Cranial Plating translated into some language as Something Condom? Maybe it wasn't Cranial Plating...
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Curse PremiumOfc Kondom is condom, but I guess everyone can translate that for himself.
Nim Deathmantle IIRC.
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