Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
Melek, Izzet Paragon
Oona, Queen of the Fae
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
Rhys the Redeemed
Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Sen Triplets
The Mimeoplasm WUBRGSliver OverlordGRBUW WUBRGSliver Hivelord(Superfriends)GRBUW
If the store owner says that I can't trade in the premises, I'll just go outside. If he says that I can't trade within 10m of his premises, I'll go to 11 meters. If he says that he doesn't want to see me trading, I will put a basket over his head and continue trading.
Yes, he's a local legend. He's only known to take his clothes off before he goes into the Ladies' Lockerroom. Nobody knows what he does in there because he's invisible, but it's almost certainly tons of masturbating.
The flavor oozes off this card like a fat stack of KFC Doubledowns in the desert.
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I once met a man from Seattle
When posting he never did prattle
He was quite a nice bloke
Always quick with a joke
With Magic Cards, he always did battle.
If the store owner says that I can't trade in the premises, I'll just go outside. If he says that I can't trade within 10m of his premises, I'll go to 11 meters. If he says that he doesn't want to see me trading, I will put a basket over his head and continue trading.
Yes, he's a local legend. He's only known to take his clothes off before he goes into the Ladies' Lockerroom. Nobody knows what he does in there because he's invisible, but it's almost certainly tons of masturbating.
Wow so far this has been the first time I've said a card is bad, but this really takes the cake for bad cards so far. Sure is a 6/6 for 4 but that doesn't make up for the fact they can just chump block all day and gain life. This card singlehandly reverses Extort. Wow just terrible.
There is buried treasure everywhere...in a graveyard.
EDIT: I'll trade life gain for creature removal any day.
Standard Philadelphia Open 3- Top 8
Zendikar Game Day Champion
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Perhaps a spiritual successor to False Cure?
FULL TIME FAERIES
Selvala
On a break from Paper Magic.
Current Decks:
Modern: WR Allies WR
EDH: WRG Uril, The Mistsalker WRG
That doesn't mean the card is good or outclasses other options. But it's a really neat trick and I would've never thought of this mechanic on my own.
Kudos, Wizards. Kudos.
EDIT: RARE?!
This better be the Orzhov equivalent of Biovisionary...
Reprint Stasis!
Control needs more love.
EDH:
Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
Melek, Izzet Paragon
Oona, Queen of the Fae
Bruna, Light of Alabaster
Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
Rhys the Redeemed
Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
Sen Triplets
The Mimeoplasm
WUBRGSliver OverlordGRBUW
WUBRGSliver Hivelord(Superfriends)GRBUW
Bident Layers
B Devotion
RG Devotion
UW Control
Modern:
Jund
UW Control
Combo Pod
Legacy:
DeathBlade
RUG Delver
BUG Control
When posting he never did prattle
He was quite a nice bloke
Always quick with a joke
With Magic Cards, he always did battle.
Right, if they chump, they gain like 1 or 2 life.
Now if you give it infect, the life gain doesn't matter anymore.
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It's a big dumb beast that loves to get evasion!