Battlepulper Titan4RW
Creature - Giant Warrior (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power that player controls. You gain life equal to the destroyed creature's toughness.
4/6
Yeah, there's gotta be a better way to template that.
The idea is to reduce extraneous triggers from multiples as well as the memory issues that multiple Cyclopean Tombs have (they can't remove mire counters from other Cyclopean Tombs).
Unfortunately, that means clunk city and implementing named emblems, I think. Basically, there's no good way to template effects that gradually wear off.
There is a special circle in Hell for Melvins of your caliber.
That's not even his final form.
Returned Bruiser2BB
Creature — Giant Zombie [U]
Trample
When Returned Bruiser enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with toughness 2 or less.
Unearth 3RR
4/3
Giantize :symg::symr:
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature.
When Giantize enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Double enchanted creature's power and toughness.
just remove all of the counters immediately when the goatshaper leaves the battlefield. don't goon this up for no reason.
Or, to actually make a functional card:
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target non-Goat creature until Goatshaper leaves the battlefield. That creature's controller puts a 0/1 Goat creature token onto the battlefield. Exile the token when Goatshaper leaves the battlefield.
4/4
Delayed reversion is literally the dumbest thing possible.
just remove all of the counters immediately when the goatshaper leaves the battlefield. don't goon this up for no reason.
You mean I'm just supposed to ignore challenges that I think are interesting but can't come up with a decent idea for, rather than posting random cards that fit the challenge but are horrible?
:gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk:ok
(Seriously, it's not like I actually have time to judge right now, so I have no problem with posting bad designs for the time being. I'll return to doing good designs next month.)
You don't even have to template it particularly weirdly. Just have it say:
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
When Goatshaper leaves the battlefield, remove all caprid counters from all creatures that a caprid counter was put onto with Goatshaper.
4/4
Yes, it forces you to keep track of which Goatshaper put which counter where, but once it's a Goat, you can't choose that creature again (in mostcircumstances), so you just need to remember which caprid counters came from which. It's cleaner, and not ureasonable to ask of a player.
I'm aware that a solution exists to an unrelated question, but the issue is "why the **** is there no good way to template a 'it wears off one thing at a time' effect?"
I mean, seriously, there are good flavor reasons for things to wear off that way... but there is not a good way to word it, and that's a pain in the goat impact.
It's okay. CC came up with an alternate solution that works. I'll change it later, or I may just leave it as a cautionary example to everyone that people will misinterpret as a good idea.
Titan of SuperiorityRGW
Creature - Giant (R)
At the beginning of each upkeep, if ~ is not the creature with the greatest power, put a +1/+1 counter on it. It has the will to tower above all else, and the strength to make it so.
4/4
IIW: super hero set
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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
It was at that moment that I realized: I'm kinda just making these things up. We can just write the rules the way we want them to work. People will have fun, and people will get it.
Metered Duelist3WB
Creature — Giant Soldier (R)
Protection from converted mana cost four or less and from converted mana cost six or greater. "Some call it mercy. Others call it cowardice. I call it fair."
5/5
IIW: A card for a psychographic you do not identify with.
Wildfire Behemoth3(R/G)(R/G)
Creature - Giant (R)
Trample
When Wildfire Behemoth becomes blocked, sacrifice a land.
When Wildfire Behemoth deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.
6/5
Metered Duelist3WB
Creature — Giant Soldier (R)
Protection from converted mana cost other than five. "Some call it mercy. Others call it cowardice. I call it fair."
5/5
IIW: A card for a psychographic you do not identify with.
Maybe "Protection from converted mana cost four or less" and "Protection from converted mana cost six and more"?
Metered Duelist3WB
Creature — Giant Soldier (R)
Protection from converted mana cost four or less and from converted mana cost six or greater. "Some call it mercy. Others call it cowardice. I call it fair."
5/5
IIW: A card for a psychographic you do not identify with.
I love that the window of this guy's protection clause allows you to stick Pariah's Shield on it.
Ancient Luminier4RW
Creature - Giant Cleric (R)
First strike, lifelink
Whenever a source you control deals damage, untap Ancient Luminier T: Target creature gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
4/4
IIW: Creatures that can't attack or block, or magic from other fantasy settings.
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
When you control no creatures named Goatshaper, if you don't have an emblem named Reversion, you get an emblem named Reversion with "At the beginning of your upkeep, remove all caprid counters from a creature that a caprid counter was put onto with a creature named Goatshaper but that a caprid counter has not been removed from with Reversion."
4/4
IIW: Goats.
How about:
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on another target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
If this would die, transform it instead.
4/4
-- Form Release 1RWU Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a caprid counter put on a creature by this.
(when this dies, remove all?)
OH! Wait!
Goatshaper1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on this. Then put X caprid counters on another target non-Goat creature, where X is the number of charge counters on this. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities other than "If the card that put a caprid counter on this is not in the battlefield, at the beginning of its last controller's upkeep, remove a caprid counter from this."
4/4
Creature - Giant Warrior (R)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, destroy the creature with the least power that player controls. You gain life equal to the destroyed creature's toughness.
4/6
IIW: Spheres and orbs
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
Unfortunately, that means clunk city and implementing named emblems, I think. Basically, there's no good way to template effects that gradually wear off.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
That's not even his final form.
Returned Bruiser 2BB
Creature — Giant Zombie [U]
Trample
When Returned Bruiser enters the battlefield, destroy target creature with toughness 2 or less.
Unearth 3RR
4/3
IIW: Create a new mechanic, then assign it to a color (i.e. Chandra, Pyromaster's 0 ability, True-Name Nemesis's protection ability, etc.)
Enchantment - Aura (R)
Enchant creature.
When Giantize enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Double enchanted creature's power and toughness.
IIW: art
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
just remove all of the counters immediately when the goatshaper leaves the battlefield. don't goon this up for no reason.
Or, to actually make a functional card:
Goatshaper 1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target non-Goat creature until Goatshaper leaves the battlefield. That creature's controller puts a 0/1 Goat creature token onto the battlefield. Exile the token when Goatshaper leaves the battlefield.
4/4
Delayed reversion is literally the dumbest thing possible.
:gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk::gonk:ok
(Seriously, it's not like I actually have time to judge right now, so I have no problem with posting bad designs for the time being. I'll return to doing good designs next month.)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Goatshaper 1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
When Goatshaper leaves the battlefield, remove all caprid counters from all creatures that a caprid counter was put onto with Goatshaper.
4/4
Yes, it forces you to keep track of which Goatshaper put which counter where, but once it's a Goat, you can't choose that creature again (in most circumstances), so you just need to remember which caprid counters came from which. It's cleaner, and not ureasonable to ask of a player.
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
I mean, seriously, there are good flavor reasons for things to wear off that way... but there is not a good way to word it, and that's a pain in the goat impact.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...
Creature - Giant (R)
At the beginning of each upkeep, if ~ is not the creature with the greatest power, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
It has the will to tower above all else, and the strength to make it so.
4/4
IIW: super hero set
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
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A Good Place to Start Designing
Creature — Giant Soldier (R)
Protection from converted mana cost four or less and from converted mana cost six or greater.
"Some call it mercy. Others call it cowardice. I call it fair."
5/5
IIW: A card for a psychographic you do not identify with.
Creature - Giant (R)
Trample
When Wildfire Behemoth becomes blocked, sacrifice a land.
When Wildfire Behemoth deals combat damage to a player, destroy target land that player controls.
6/5
IIW: Bazaar Trader's wares and/or Schizo Tech
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Maybe "Protection from converted mana cost four or less" and "Protection from converted mana cost six and more"?
But if it works, why bother? Although it does render better, imho.
I love that the window of this guy's protection clause allows you to stick Pariah's Shield on it.
Draft my cube! (630 cards)
But not Pariah
Sphinx + Angel = ...Giant?
Ancient Luminier 4RW
Creature - Giant Cleric (R)
First strike, lifelink
Whenever a source you control deals damage, untap Ancient Luminier
T: Target creature gains first strike and lifelink until end of turn.
4/4
IIW: Creatures that can't attack or block, or magic from other fantasy settings.
Choose one of these judge of creation:
Make Strionic Resonator shine!
You can not grasp the true form of Ashiok's attack!
How about:
Goatshaper 1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a caprid counter on another target non-Goat creature. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities.
If this would die, transform it instead.
4/4
--
Form Release
1RWU Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a caprid counter put on a creature by this.
(when this dies, remove all?)
OH! Wait!
Goatshaper 1RWU
Creature - Giant Wizard (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a charge counter on this. Then put X caprid counters on another target non-Goat creature, where X is the number of charge counters on this. As long as it has a caprid counter on it, it's a 0/1 Goat with no abilities other than "If the card that put a caprid counter on this is not in the battlefield, at the beginning of its last controller's upkeep, remove a caprid counter from this."
4/4
Or something like that.
(Probably NSFW) So you may have heard I'm trying to write a TV series...