For example, if you want PARK RANGER to look left, you would type:
PR>Look Left
Knowledge of JPA1 is not strictly required, but references will be made to it. And to everything. That's the nature of the beast.
You may give COMMANDS to any CHARACTER, but if you give enough COMMANDS to a specific CHARACTER, you will have greater AFFINITY with that character.
WARNING: All actions, no matter how flippant, may have far-reaching story implications. At any given moment, the next leg of the story is usually unplanned.
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You are a PARK RANGER (PR) at TRIASSIC PARK. You are in a FIELD next to some RAPTORS. To your left is your JEEP.
What will you do?
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
In your DREAM, you are driving a JEEP. You decide to drive it as far as you can, and eventually you come to STARSAND BEACH, where the SAND shines luminescently from within.
> Edit hexadecimal code on FIELD RAPTOR stats and change IQ stat from 34 to 134
The thought comes to you that maybe, just as PARK RANGER is in a DREAM, maybe ALL OF YOU are in a DREAM as well. If it were so, you'd load a PROGRAM to make your SON super-intelligent.
But alas, this is REALITY, at least as far as you can tell.
I don't care how many variations you make you will end up being forced to write out a fantasy sex scene that involves a man and a woman and possibly a dinosaur
> Refresh post #2 to reflect active player characters
RL> Search jeep for first aid kit to create makeshift IV drip to use on PARK RANGER in order to get much needed medicine (CARAMEL MACHIATTOS) into PR's bloodstream.
UD> Finds business card that states "Looking for the apocalypse? Look no further! Ragnor will destroy your world and leave it in smoldering ruins. Ask about our Tuesday specials. 1-800-555-KILL"
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
The RATING is INCREASED! However, the GAME fails to meet its TARGET AUDIENCE and falls into deep DECLINE!
Later, the RATING is once again DECREASED, and SALES ROSE. That's how YOU picked it up.
> Refresh post #2 to reflect active player characters
Why whatever do you mean?
RL> Search jeep for first aid kit to create makeshift IV drip to use on PARK RANGER in order to get much needed medicine (CARAMEL MACHIATTOS) into PR's bloodstream.
JEEP? Why, when you have an entire DRIPPER'S REPOSITORY in your QUANTUM INVENTORY! You quickly set it up, and now PR is being infused with SUGAR and CAFFEINE at an alarming rate!
However, it becomes clear that THIS ISN'T WORKING. PR's BRAIN has gone elsewhere.
UD> Finds business card that states "Looking for the apocalypse? Look no further! Ragnor will destroy your world and leave it in smoldering ruins. Ask about our Tuesday specials. 1-800-555-KILL"
Ragnor! You knew he'd be behind it. He's always behind it.
Been there, done that. Got the T-SHIRT, which you are currently SPORTING. You'll have to do more than KILL him it seems, even were it possible from your current VANTAGE POINT.
PR is now a SUGARED VEGETABLE. You have earned an ACHEIVEMENT: COLE SLAW!
RL> Search SV for Jeep keys. If those are not found, contact Tank & Dozer to download skill to hotwire vehicle via The Matrix. Drive to theater and catch a midnight showing of Pacific Rim, directed by Guillermo del Toro. [From Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures]
UD> Get annoyed by all of the in-game product placement that has been going on.
Commands take the form:
Character Abbreviation>Action
For example, if you want PARK RANGER to look left, you would type:
PR>Look Left
Knowledge of JPA1 is not strictly required, but references will be made to it. And to everything. That's the nature of the beast.
You may give COMMANDS to any CHARACTER, but if you give enough COMMANDS to a specific CHARACTER, you will have greater AFFINITY with that character.
WARNING: All actions, no matter how flippant, may have far-reaching story implications. At any given moment, the next leg of the story is usually unplanned.
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You are a PARK RANGER (PR) at TRIASSIC PARK. You are in a FIELD next to some RAPTORS. To your left is your JEEP.
What will you do?
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DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
PARK RANGER (PR) -> SUGARED VEGETABLE (SV)
RAPTOR LEADER (RL)
FIELD RAPTOR (FR)
RAPTOR OF WILY BETROTHAL (RWB)
UNMENTIONED DAUGHTER (UD)
DRAMATIS OBJECTAE:
PIN OF EXISTENCE (Held by PR)
ACHIEVEMENTS:
COLE SLAW (PARK RANGER BECOMES SUGARED VEGETABLE)
In your pocket lies the PIN OF EXISTENCE. It keeps you ALIVE.
You have no other NOTABLE ITEMS.
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You walk over and enter the JEEP.
Top of the line leather seats, 4-wheel drive, mud tires.
You haven't seen such an incredible JEEP in all your days. You're happy that it is yours.
You would look around for something to eat, but you are not currently FIELD RAPTOR.
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> Play as: RL
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Run program /FIELD RAPTOR -control panel
> Edit hexadecimal code on FIELD RAPTOR stats and change IQ stat from 34 to 134
> Run program /FIELD RAPTOR -control panel
> Edit hexadecimal code on FIELD RAPTOR stats and change alignment to LAWFUL GOOD
You decide to shirk your DUTIES for a time since you're your own SUPERVISOR. Besides, you know for a fact you won't come to harm here.
You drift off to SLEEP, and being to DREAM.
In your DREAM, you are driving a JEEP. You decide to drive it as far as you can, and eventually you come to STARSAND BEACH, where the SAND shines luminescently from within.
As you DREAM, you spot your friend RAPTOR LEADER. That's funny, you think, wasn't he back at TRIASSIC PARK?
You are now RAPTOR LEADER. You are standing in a FIELD. Next to you are your KIN, and a little ways away PARK RANGER is ASLEEP in a JEEP.
The thought comes to you that maybe, just as PARK RANGER is in a DREAM, maybe ALL OF YOU are in a DREAM as well. If it were so, you'd load a PROGRAM to make your SON super-intelligent.
But alas, this is REALITY, at least as far as you can tell.
You continue to imagine how you'd better your rascally SON, but to no avail.
But on the other hand, you just can't stay MAD at the little guy.
You edit the SPRITE GRAPHIC DATABASE and give FIELD RAPTOR a GENIUS VISAGE.
You hastily hide the LEFTOVER MATERIALS you used to construct the GLASSES and WIG. You figure FIELD RAPTOR probably won't have noticed it was you.
RAPTOR OF WILY BETROTHAL shoots you a look, though. You will probably be sleeping under the TREE tonight.
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> Locate nearest Starbucks
But you're already wide AWAKE! It's PARK RANGER that's asleep. Regardless, he could use some COFFEE, you figure.
You take RWB, FR, and your as yet UNMENTIONED DAUGHTER (UD) with you and seek out the local COPYRIGHTED COFFEEHOUSE.
You are now PARK RANGER. You construct a SANDCASTLE with RAPTOR LEADER. It is ginormous! It has PARAPETS and everything!
But all of a sudden, a man riding a DARK STEED crashes through it.
I HAVE COME FOR YOU, PARK RANGER. THIS TIME, I SHALL NOT BE HINDERED AS I RETURN TO MY HOME.
Ragnor has appeared, and as you move to fight him, you realize that RAPTOR LEADER is nowhere to be found!
You futilely ATTACK, but Ragnor lays you low. He rides off with you.
Having scored some CARAMEL MACHIATTOS, the RAPTOR FAMILY COLLECTIVE returns. RAPTOR LEADER tries to wake PARK RANGER up, but he is in a COMA.
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LOL
> Refresh post #2 to reflect active player characters
RL> Search jeep for first aid kit to create makeshift IV drip to use on PARK RANGER in order to get much needed medicine (CARAMEL MACHIATTOS) into PR's bloodstream.
UD> Finds business card that states "Looking for the apocalypse? Look no further! Ragnor will destroy your world and leave it in smoldering ruins. Ask about our Tuesday specials. 1-800-555-KILL"
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You find yourself TEMPTED. But alas, this GAME does not allow for such content!
The RATING is INCREASED! However, the GAME fails to meet its TARGET AUDIENCE and falls into deep DECLINE!
Later, the RATING is once again DECREASED, and SALES ROSE. That's how YOU picked it up.
Why whatever do you mean?
JEEP? Why, when you have an entire DRIPPER'S REPOSITORY in your QUANTUM INVENTORY! You quickly set it up, and now PR is being infused with SUGAR and CAFFEINE at an alarming rate!
However, it becomes clear that THIS ISN'T WORKING. PR's BRAIN has gone elsewhere.
Ragnor! You knew he'd be behind it. He's always behind it.
Been there, done that. Got the T-SHIRT, which you are currently SPORTING. You'll have to do more than KILL him it seems, even were it possible from your current VANTAGE POINT.
PR is now a SUGARED VEGETABLE. You have earned an ACHEIVEMENT: COLE SLAW!
What are you gonna do now?
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RL> Search SV for Jeep keys. If those are not found, contact Tank & Dozer to download skill to hotwire vehicle via The Matrix. Drive to theater and catch a midnight showing of Pacific Rim, directed by Guillermo del Toro. [From Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures]
UD> Get annoyed by all of the in-game product placement that has been going on.