MTG Salvation

Joven, Ferret Tamer 2RG
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue (R)
T: Put a 1/1 green Ferret creature token onto the battlefield.
Whenever a Ferret creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may pay RRR. If you do, you gain control of target noncreature artifact that player controls.
3/3

It's not impossible for red to steal artifacts.

Quote from The Most Curious Thing

I also haven't played a whole game of Magic in like four months so that doesn't help my card evaluation.

Seriously? You should draft.

Quote from Ink-Treader

It's not impossible for red to steal artifacts.

Hellkite Tyrant is a top-down design (as is Aladdin). If that's all you've got, you'll have to do better to convince us otherwise.

Quote from AsianInvasion

Seriously? You should draft.


Hellkite Tyrant is a top-down design (as is Aladdin). If that's all you've got, you'll have to do better to convince us otherwise.

Well I never said it was good precedent. It's a lot more interesting than destroying them though while still being referential.

Invisible Pony 1UU
Creature - Illusion Horse (U)
Soulbond
As long as Invisible Pony is paired with a creature, that creature gains flanking and trample.
As long as Invisible Pony isn't paired with a creature, prevent all combat damage it would deal or be dealt.
2/2

IIW: Cards from a Princess Bride-themed set.

Thunderhorse :1mana::symr::symr::symr:
Creature — Horse Elemental {R}

Haste, trample

Whenever Thunderhorse attacks, up to two target creatures can't block this turn.

3/2

IIW: Return to Zoo World

Iron Steed
Tribal Artifact — Horse Equipment {U}
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship.
Equip

IIW: Future Sight mechanics.

Rojo Ridge
[U]Land - Mountain[/U] [R]
Rojo Ridge enters the battlefield tapped.
Whenever a goat creature enters the battlefield under your control, untap Rojo Ridge.
T: Add R to your mana pool.

Savage Bleating 3R
[U]Sorcery[/U] [U]
Savage Bleating deals 3 damage to target creature or player.
Tap three untapped goats you control: Return Savage Bleating from your graveyard to your hand.

Scrapmuncher Goat 2R
[U]Creature - Goat[/U] [C]
Sacrifice an artifact: Scrapmuncher Goat gains intimidate until end of turn.
"Make no mistake, they can take down a Colossus. Just not in the way you'd think."
2/1

IIW: abilities from the grave

Woeful Weasel 1B
Creature - Weasel (C)
When ~ enters the battlefield each player discards a card.
2/2
IIW: Books of the Bible

is this the bloody stoat challenge again.

Stout Warrior 1W
Creature - Human Warrior (C)
Stout Warrior can't gain reach.
1/3

Quote from Ninja Caterpie

is this the bloody stoat challenge again.

Ferrets. Pay attention.

Quote from k-rad

Horses is as close to the brony challenge as we will ever get.

You are so lucky I am out of spite for the day.

Warhorse - 6
Artifact Creature - Horse(R)
~ enters the battle with 4 +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
0/0

IIW: Let's make some cards that make mono-colored more appealing to Modern and other older formats.

EDIT: Not happy with original so changed it.

Trojan Horse 4
Artifact Creature — Construct (R)
When Trojan Horse enters the battlefield, you may have target opponent gain control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent puts a 1/1 white Soldier creature token onto the battlefield.
The gift of war to mend a broken truce.
5/5

IIW: Noncreature artifacts.

Quote from Oculus

Ferrets. Pay attention.

That's not my job, my job is to guess the challenge from the last page of entries.

Akoum Batterhorn 1R
Creature-- Goat (C)
Haste, mountainwalk
On Zendikar, even the sheep can potentially kill you.
2/1

IIW: Twobrid instants/sorceries.

Goatlord, Lord of Goats 4WG
Legendary Creature - Goat Beast
Trample, Forestwalk, Mountainwalk
When Goatlord enters the battlefield put 3 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Creatures you control with 0 power get +2/+2.
Prevent all noncombat damage that would be dealt to Goatlord.
5/7
Impossibly huge, with hide scarred by fire and studded with arrows, his name is whispered in fear by hunters.

IIW: Cards from a Studio Ghibli themed set

I want a goat tribal EDH deck.

With sleeves that read

Greatest
Of
All
Time

Deathlock Ferret 2G
Creature - Ferret R
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to ~ by sources with deathtouch.
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Sacrifice ~: Destroy target snake.
2/2


IIW: Fblthp

Loyal Steed 2W
Creature - Horse (U)
Soulbond
As long as Loyal Steed is paired with another creature, that creature has first strike and vigilance.
2/3

IIW: Skeleton tribal

Into the Spotlight
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, defending player chooses one: it can't be blocked this turn, or each creature must block it this turn if able.

/Hey guys I made an Oxymoron, right?

//ok, letting it go now, but Caiaphas, you should stop standing up to wrong

Quote from Ehzak, Master of Magics

Clever Weasel G
Common
Creature - Weasel
First Strike
Astonishing (this creature can't blocked by female creatures)
Clever Weasel can't block creatures with strength more than 3.
1/1
"oooh it is so cute…ouch, it bites!"

IIW: something BIG

What gender are these creatures from Alliances? I'm sure there are more from reprints, but these ones were easier to find.

Also, I'm not sure I understand the flavor of Astonishing at all.

Spellmad Goat RW
Creature — Goat [U]
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, Spellmad Goad gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
The crime: casting a spell less than a mile away from the herd. The punishment: death by ramming.
1/2

IIW: lightning round

A colony of Kithkin has been established in the recently rebuilt New Amrou. These Kithkin are farmers and they rely on their livestock (mostly goats) for a wide assortment of things. This is reflected mechanically by the Kithkin having a small goat-matters theme.

Pasture Herder W
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Pasture Herder enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
1/1

Goat Rider 1W
Creature - Kithkin Soldier (C)
When Goat Rider attacks, you may tap an untapped goat you control. If you do, Goat Rider gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
1/2

New Amrou Merchant 2
Creature - Kithikin Cleric (U)
When New Amrou Merchant enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
WU, T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.
2/3

Goatlobber 1
Creature - Kithkin Warrior (U)
When Goatlobber enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
T, Sacrifice a goat: Goatlobber deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
1/1

Raise Livestock 2W
Sorcery (U)
Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield. Then, Put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield for each goat you control.

New Amrou Medic 3WW
Creature - Kithkin Cleric (R)
When New Amrou Medic enters the battlefield, put three 0/1 white Goat creature tokens onto the battlefield.
W: Change a target of target spell or ability to a goat you control.
W, Sacrifice a goat: Regenerate target creature.
3/3

Pasture Tycoon 3UU
Creature - Kithkin Wizard (R)
When Pasture Tycoon enters the battlefield, put a 0/1 white Goat creature token onto the battlefield.
2U,T: Exchange control of target goat you control and target goat an opponent controls.
2U: Target creature loses all abilities and becomes a 0/1 white Goat until end of turn.
3/5

IIW: Throwback design

Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.

My wonder is whether this is due to an actual increase in post quality or me being blinded by my steadily-climbing thanks count.

Quote from Megiddo

Jur@ has been less insufferable lately.

My wonder is whether this is due to an actual increase in post quality or me being blinded by my steadily-climbing thanks count.

In my experience it's been both.