When you untap, upkeep, and draw a Master Transmuter, and the artwork on the card reminds you that you were supposed to go out on a date tonight with this really wonderful girl you met , but instead are sitting here like a jack@$$ getting creamed by your friend's Inkwell Leviathan.
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Current Favorite Decks: Creatureless Bolas Control with Lethal Vapors, Green Enchantress/Kavu Lair card draw, and Shriekmaw/Mulldrifter/Dignitary Flicker.
When you untap, upkeep, and draw a Master Transmuter, and the artwork on the card reminds you that you were supposed to go out on a date tonight with this really wonderful girl you met , but instead are sitting here like a jack@$$ getting creamed by your friend's Inkwell Leviathan.
Well...I guess some people would still consider that a nice date.
EDH, on the other hand, is more like a monster truck rally. It's more about the spectacle than the race, the games go long, and it's not usually clear who's in the lead until there's only one truck left.*
Single player EDH is like two guys smacking each other with pillows... until one of them pulls out a shotgun.
Playing a fully powered Tezzerator vintage deck and losing to a 5 color angel deck because you can't get UU to drop Tezz and win.
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For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Being able to deal 26 damage in one turn with one creature and win a match but misplaying by casting Assault Strobe BEFORE you use Goblin Tunneler to make Kiln Fiend unblockable for the win.... Still kicking myself for that one.
Or playing against a really young kid, like 6 yrs old, in a tournament and be his first match up against a control deck... And having to explain to him how Mana Leak works...
When the only way you can win is for them to believe that the 4 lands in your hand are answers.
Which at least leads into the best feeling of winning because your opponent thought you had a hand full of answers and so didn't do much for a few turns.
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“Tell me who you walk with, and I'll tell you who you are.” Esmeralda Santiago Art is life itself.
It would deffinatly be keeping an ok hand, say 4 lands and 3 semi decend cards, then drawing 6 lands in a row.
Added insult is when you see your opponent cast actual unplayable cards like Viridian Harvest and you still lose.
That or in your limited game its all going well then they slam some moronic dumb bomb like inferno titan and theres nothing to be done.
Or the '20% of the cards in my deck is an out to this only threat opponent has, i have this carddraw, and i can stall out for 6+ turns... "miss miss miss miss miss"
When an Acidic slime destorys the only land you have played/drawn all game.
(Before you ask why I kept a 1 land hand, I had mulled to 6 had 3 1 drops and 2 two drops in hand)
I think it is worse when it they got to five mana before you had 2 rather than the classic. land birds land stone rain destroy your only land.
Pioneer:UR Pheonix
Modern:U Mono U Tron
EDH
GB Glissa, the traitor: Army of Cans
UW Dragonlord Ojutai: Dragonlord NOjutai
UWGDerevi, Empyrial Tactician "you cannot fight the storm"
R Zirilan of the claw. The solution to every problem is dragons
UB Etrata, the Silencer Cloning assassination
Peasant cube: Cards I own
Either of these things make me want to cry.
When you untap, upkeep, and draw a Master Transmuter, and the artwork on the card reminds you that you were supposed to go out on a date tonight with this really wonderful girl you met , but instead are sitting here like a jack@$$ getting creamed by your friend's Inkwell Leviathan.
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GWBUModern Gifts LoamUBWG
UWBStandard Esper ControlBWU
UWEDH Geist of St CrapUW
Proud Cockatrice Regular
Thanks to Heroes of the Plane for the awesome Sig.
Currently Playing- EDH
GGGOmnath, Locus of the LifestreamGGG
BBBShirei, Lord of PoniesBBB
UWRasputin Dreamweaver, Russia's Greatest Love MachineUW
UBWZur, Killer of FunUBW
UGWTreva, Princess of CanterlotUGW
RWTajic, Master of the Reverse BladeRW
RRRZirilan, How to Train Your DragonRRR
PDH Decks
Gelectrode
Ascended Lawmage
Blaze Commando
Pristaxcontrombmodruu!
Then it loses to mono red or some other cheap deck.
Pioneer:UR Pheonix
Modern:U Mono U Tron
EDH
GB Glissa, the traitor: Army of Cans
UW Dragonlord Ojutai: Dragonlord NOjutai
UWGDerevi, Empyrial Tactician "you cannot fight the storm"
R Zirilan of the claw. The solution to every problem is dragons
UB Etrata, the Silencer Cloning assassination
Peasant cube: Cards I own
Well...I guess some people would still consider that a nice date.
UBBreya's Toybox (Competitive, Combo)WR
RGodzilla, King of the MonstersG
-Retired Decks-
UBLazav, Dimir Mastermind (Competitive, UB Voltron/Control)UB
"Knowledge is such a burden. Release it. Release all your fears to me."
—Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
On building a Celestial Kirin Stax EDH:
*loses turn three*
"Where is my deck box/trade binder/bag?"
Play moar Brainstorm, brah.
R.I.P. Sundering Titan (6/20/12) and Braids, Cabal Minion (9/12/14)
This and losing because of a stupid misplay
agree here. im paranoid as hell.
GB [Primer][Competitive][Stax][Combo] Meren of Clan Nel Toth 95% RETIRED
UW [Primer][Competitive][Combo][Stax] Brago, King Eternal RETIRED
BR Rakdos, Lord of Riots (75%)
G Titania - 75%
W SRAM - Welcome to the cheeri0s jam 95%
U Teferi - stax 100%
R Neheb - janky mono red eggs combo 90%
B Gonti - 50% valuetown
...I wouldn't know, but I'd imagine it feels pretty bad.
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Legacy ANT Primer
L1 Judge
When you trade a card and it spikes the next day.
I was gonna say hitting the fifth land while waiting for an answer, but this trumps it. Ouch.
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EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Or playing against a really young kid, like 6 yrs old, in a tournament and be his first match up against a control deck... And having to explain to him how Mana Leak works...
Art is life itself.
Added insult is when you see your opponent cast actual unplayable cards like Viridian Harvest and you still lose.
That or in your limited game its all going well then they slam some moronic dumb bomb like inferno titan and theres nothing to be done.
Or the '20% of the cards in my deck is an out to this only threat opponent has, i have this carddraw, and i can stall out for 6+ turns... "miss miss miss miss miss"
Modern-
Legacy-
Painter's Grindstone (WIP)
Thanks to HOTP Studios for the sig!