It's 10 trillion lions! Batman isn't going to be finished killing them off in his lifetime, even assuming that he doesn't have to land on the ground to fill up on gas and supplies.
If we are talking about ten times a million squared:
The average lion is approximately 190 cm long and 60 cm wide = 11400 cm2 = 0.00000114 km2
Now, if we take that times a trillion we get 11400000 km2 of lion.
Considering that the earth has a surface of 510072000 km2 (or 148941024 km2 of dry land), Batman has enough room left on the earth to evade the lions and wait for them to die off.
Now if we have a different trillion, namely the million to the third power, that would be different.... because then lions will be stacked about ~22000 high while covering the entire surface of the earth. Everything would die... including batman.
Note: Calculations for fun, probably wrong, but still.
I voted lions. Batty will go down 300 style with a see of lion corpses around him before he is slaughtered by thousands of lion-arrows that darken the very daylight around him.
As long as the Bat tank has a well stocked fridge and a proper air filtration system, Batman will last the month or so it will take the lions to first kill & mortally injure some of each other, then the eventual pestilence that will ensue, as the lions also die of thirst picking through their own feces, urine, and carcasses of compatriots.
As every good student of war history (and anybody who experienced woodstock) knows, the main problems with a trillion man army are "how do your feed and water them?" and "where do you put their **** and piss?"
Just going to say that, from what I know of the ecology of lions, M/M pairings often lead to at least one dying but F/F ones often don't and that there are a plethora of variables and premises here.
Lives end, but life doesn't; I guess Death takes them all, lol.
Batman knows Superman, and Superman would just grab the Earth and shake all the lions off into space for him.
*mental image of one trillion lions floating off into the Sun*
Batman knows Superman, and Superman would just grab the Earth and shake all the lions off into space for him.
*mental image of one trillion lions floating off into the Sun*
They would form a sphere about 32 kilometers across, by my rough calculations. Though they'd have to hold pretty still because escape velocity would "only" be .05 km/h.
EDIT: That's for ten trillion lions, not one.
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That lion sphere would be significantly larger than either of the moons of Mars. How cool would that be?
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We have to ask, though; where are these lions? Because if they're in the middle/suburbs/everywhere of Gotham, leaving them alone for years probably isn't a sustainable solution, since they'd be going around eating the poor Gothamites.
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Batman wins, obviously.
Just as the lions circle him and move in for the kill, he surprises them with his trusty Bat-Lion Repellant. He then herds them to the coastline, where he just so happens to have recently installed his multi-billion dollar Bat-Lion Corral.
They are now Aquaman's problem.
Batman probably would use some kind of sonic ray or a spare Boom Tube to either incapacitate the lions or throw them onto Apokolips just to mess with Darkseid.
Probably regular lions, Snoop Lion follows Rastafarianism. They'd be singing and smoking marijuana together, sort of the like old Coke commercial encircled around Batman rather than trying to kill him probably saying hi while high.
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First off, Batman is a mortal man with above average physical skills that border on the unrealistic. He has access to a lot of neat things, but assuming that it's just him in his batsuit with his utility belt the lions win. Barely.
No, seriously, they win. He probably kills a few dozen of them beforehand, but the lions win due to overwhelming numbers and, well, being lions. Batman is just a guy, with human weaknesses and failings. Barring outside asistance, Batman is going to get tired and eventually eaten because even 30 or 40 lions is a lot of lions to kill. They are big, powerful, fast, powerful, cunning, did I mention powerful? Batman doesn't use guns, so he would have to rely on his fists and feet as well as baterangs, flashbombs, smokebombs, steel cable, sleep gas, and whatever else he has stashed. Eventually he will exhaust his supply of toys and then he'll be down to fighting.
And he will lose. Batman is a badass, but 10 trillion lions? At least give the man fighting odds.
The running joke with my old gang is that Batman vs. anything would depend on if Batman had "time to prepare", because come on, with time to prepare, Batman could use anything from his vast wealth, scientific knowledge, or connections with other superheroes to solve any given problem. Since he does, me and my gang would vote for Batman, hands down. Obviously, if it were Batman vs. a trillion lions with no time to prepare at all, Bats loses big time. Simple.
I participate yearly in a survival challenge in which I am dropped off in the wilderness with 1 days rations, a knife, and no other supplies, and have to find my way home. This is typically several weeks hiking from civilization.
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Lions have a life expectancies shorter than humans, so this is untrue.
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Yes, but lion's also breed.
Batman creates a virus that kills Lions. Then he hangs outs.
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If we are talking about ten times a million squared:
The average lion is approximately 190 cm long and 60 cm wide = 11400 cm2 = 0.00000114 km2
Now, if we take that times a trillion we get 11400000 km2 of lion.
Considering that the earth has a surface of 510072000 km2 (or 148941024 km2 of dry land), Batman has enough room left on the earth to evade the lions and wait for them to die off.
Now if we have a different trillion, namely the million to the third power, that would be different.... because then lions will be stacked about ~22000 high while covering the entire surface of the earth. Everything would die... including batman.
Note: Calculations for fun, probably wrong, but still.
we then send the cooked meat to famined countries.
Batman solves world hunger
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Each other.
As long as the Bat tank has a well stocked fridge and a proper air filtration system, Batman will last the month or so it will take the lions to first kill & mortally injure some of each other, then the eventual pestilence that will ensue, as the lions also die of thirst picking through their own feces, urine, and carcasses of compatriots.
As every good student of war history (and anybody who experienced woodstock) knows, the main problems with a trillion man army are "how do your feed and water them?" and "where do you put their **** and piss?"
Just going to say that, from what I know of the ecology of lions, M/M pairings often lead to at least one dying but F/F ones often don't and that there are a plethora of variables and premises here.
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*mental image of one trillion lions floating off into the Sun*
They would form a sphere about 32 kilometers across, by my rough calculations. Though they'd have to hold pretty still because escape velocity would "only" be .05 km/h.
EDIT: That's for ten trillion lions, not one.
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Be no more afraid of your voice now,
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If he's able to go hide in a corner until the lions die of old age? Batman would win.
Given Batman's superior knowledge, I'd say he'd do the latter.
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Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
Just as the lions circle him and move in for the kill, he surprises them with his trusty Bat-Lion Repellant. He then herds them to the coastline, where he just so happens to have recently installed his multi-billion dollar Bat-Lion Corral.
They are now Aquaman's problem.
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You just gave batman 10 trillion Omac Lions. gg.
Probably regular lions, Snoop Lion follows Rastafarianism. They'd be singing and smoking marijuana together, sort of the like old Coke commercial encircled around Batman rather than trying to kill him probably saying hi while high.
Ambition must be made to counteract ambition.
Individualities may form communities, but it is institutions alone that can create a nation.
Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
Here is my principle: Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle.
First off, Batman is a mortal man with above average physical skills that border on the unrealistic. He has access to a lot of neat things, but assuming that it's just him in his batsuit with his utility belt the lions win. Barely.
No, seriously, they win. He probably kills a few dozen of them beforehand, but the lions win due to overwhelming numbers and, well, being lions. Batman is just a guy, with human weaknesses and failings. Barring outside asistance, Batman is going to get tired and eventually eaten because even 30 or 40 lions is a lot of lions to kill. They are big, powerful, fast, powerful, cunning, did I mention powerful? Batman doesn't use guns, so he would have to rely on his fists and feet as well as baterangs, flashbombs, smokebombs, steel cable, sleep gas, and whatever else he has stashed. Eventually he will exhaust his supply of toys and then he'll be down to fighting.
And he will lose. Batman is a badass, but 10 trillion lions? At least give the man fighting odds.
That settles it. Batman wins.
The running joke with my old gang is that Batman vs. anything would depend on if Batman had "time to prepare", because come on, with time to prepare, Batman could use anything from his vast wealth, scientific knowledge, or connections with other superheroes to solve any given problem. Since he does, me and my gang would vote for Batman, hands down. Obviously, if it were Batman vs. a trillion lions with no time to prepare at all, Bats loses big time. Simple.
How well do you do against one?