The only thing that I can think of that would top it would be National "Gas is Free and Freddy Mercury Comes Back to Life Through a Time Machine" Day.
National "There Are No More Laws, Blow Is Free, Hookers Are Free, Virtual Reality is Created, Lawbreakers Are Teleported to the Moon, Aliens Bring Free Medical Supplies to Cure Everything, Here's a Bag of Cash" Day.
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
National "There Are No More Laws, Blow Is Free, Hookers Are Free, Virtual Reality is Created, Lawbreakers Are Teleported to the Moon, Aliens Bring Free Medical Supplies to Cure Everything, Here's a Bag of Cash" Day.
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
You are correct, but that is determined more by diet in general than just the last meal someone had. Eating meat earlier that night wouldn't change anything.
The ultimate solution is therefore to do both at the same time?
If you're a vegetarian, you could always watch ESPN instead of having a steak.
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
How could lawbreakers be teleported to the moon if there were no more laws?
Also, complete anarchy doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
Nor does playing Pokemon sound better than eating steak. As long as it's good quality steak, anyway.
It was meant for comedic purposes. Sorry if I stepped on the toes of reality, bro. But I'm pretty sure you should stop at 'How could [people] be teleported?' If we're gonna do that...
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
Really, I was just being facetious about the teleporting lawbreakers thing. IDK why dread got so butthurt by it.
We should get back to talking about the glory of steak now. And stop talking about ☺☺☺☺ty pokemon.
I didn't get butthurt by it, bro. But if you talk bad 'bout my Pokes I'll make your butt hurt. Just kidding. But srsly. Don't make me come over there and beat your ass.
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
I think steak and sports on TV might be more appropriate for this holiday than Pokemon. This is deffinatly the wrong site to not expect nerds though, (as I consider 99.9% of the people on this site to be.)
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National "There Are No More Laws, Blow Is Free, Hookers Are Free, Virtual Reality is Created, Lawbreakers Are Teleported to the Moon, Aliens Bring Free Medical Supplies to Cure Everything, Here's a Bag of Cash" Day.
I once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
I would just like to point out that this may have an inverse effect of your expectations.
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Out of the blackness and stench of the engulfing swamp emerged a shimmering figure. Only the splattered armor and ichor-stained sword hinted at the unfathomable evil the knight had just laid waste.
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
In an eight player game, is anything good? Don't you just sit there countering combos until someone genesis waves for 42 after all the blue players tap out fighting over a bribery?
Weighing in on the issue of steak vs. pokemon vs. BJ... first off, I fail to see why the two parties couldn't compromise so we could have steak, pokemon AND a BJ day. However, if we had to choose between steak or pokemon, I'd take pokemon. Steak is good, but there's other good food out there too!
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I lol'd.
Also, complete anarchy doesn't seem like a good idea to me.
Nor does playing Pokemon sound better than eating steak. As long as it's good quality steak, anyway.
The ultimate solution is therefore to do both at the same time?
If you're a vegetarian, you could always watch ESPN instead of having a steak.
This is a silly statement. Everyone knows that catching them all is better than eating steak.
It was meant for comedic purposes. Sorry if I stepped on the toes of reality, bro. But I'm pretty sure you should stop at 'How could [people] be teleported?' If we're gonna do that...
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Really, I was just being facetious about the teleporting lawbreakers thing. IDK why dread got so butthurt by it.
We should get back to talking about the glory of steak now. And stop talking about ☺☺☺☺ty pokemon.
Edit: I see creampuffeater viewing this thread. I bet he doesn't post in it. Just like a mafia game!
I didn't get butthurt by it, bro. But if you talk bad 'bout my Pokes I'll make your butt hurt. Just kidding. But srsly. Don't make me come over there and beat your ass.
Edit: Thread stalker has the best name EVAR.
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I go upstairs to put my kids to bed, come back down, and this "adult" thread was hijacked by nerds. Excellent.
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We try.
That's just not nice. We're just talking about how we'd prefer the holiday to be.
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My thoughts went between "so why is that a bad thing?" and "what else did you expect?"
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Steak, beer, and BJ day.
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That honestly just made my day. I can now go to sleep.
I would just like to point out that this may have an inverse effect of your expectations.
A. A good steak.
and/or
B. a blow job.
I'll let you guys guess which it is.
Tell me about it
/married for 4 years.
//literally leave on my honeymoon today!
///took us this long to save up
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You = hero plz.
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The steak? I dunno, a good steak is hard to find these days.
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Hardy har har. You can make nerd jokes. Get out of your mom's basement and into the real world, bro.
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