Come on now he isn't that bad...
Blackwoods wasn't that bad...
Bloodrayne was only as crap as the games were...
Alone in the dark was pretty bad but far from the worst movie i have ever seen...
I am looking forward to Postal
And Seed looks really cool.
THe poor guy is just trying to make a living doing something he enjoys and just because he doesn't do something how some people like he should be stopped from doing it??? Thats really unfair.
The problems with Uwe's movies is the Liscences attached to them. We see his vision for the Lisence and nothing like what we felt we should see.
Wow, you summed up my argument for me! When adapting any source material you have to have at least a little bit of respect for said material. It's just that simple. Spider-man 3 and x-men 3 sucked because they lost sight of the source material and just made what they wanted to see (the producers screwed up Spider-man by forcing Raimi to include Venom and Bret Ratner messed up X-men because he's just not that great a film maker and they figured they could just do whatever they wanted without reprecusions). If you can't adapt source material without respect for it, don't do it.
And I can't imagine what your friends are like if they liked Bloodrayne...
Wow, you summed up my argument for me! When adapting any source material you have to have at least a little bit of respect for said material. It's just that simple. Spider-man 3 and x-men 3 sucked because they lost sight of the source material and just made what they wanted to see (the producers screwed up Spider-man by forcing Raimi to include Venom and Bret Ratner messed up X-men because he's just not that great a film maker and they figured they could just do whatever they wanted without reprecusions). If you can't adapt source material without respect for it, don't do it.
And I can't imagine what your friends are like if they liked Bloodrayne...
if rami was the same person he was when he made evil dead two, he would have walked. serious if the rami of 2006 and the rami of 1987 met in a kind of chrono-area ready to fight to the death (I just thought of that old video game time killers ... lol), i have no doubt the rami of 1987 would win. Just the fact he did not walk shows me he is a hollywood sell out puppet with no balls.
Sam Rami what happened to you?
p.s. please dont make another evil dead film with out mr. campbell.
I have to say that is was an honor to be signiture 122714, as he is without a doubt the worst filmmaker I have ever seen. In fact I think it is probably safer to drink poison rather than see one of his movies.
On I side note I once saw a man knaw his own arm off to survive House of the Dead.
Sakura, I respectfully disagree with you. Uwe Boll is the anti-Midas; everything gold that he touches turns into crap. Bloodrayne sucked (both of them :weird:), House of the Dead was a joke, Alone in the Dark was an insult to the original game series, and Dungeon Siege was lukewarm at best (though why you would want to make a movie out of a series that was lukewarm itself is beyond me)
Well, apparently, Mr. Boll has heard of our collective efforts to make the million mark. As one might guess, he has formulated a truly eloquent response. Seriously... This guy's got class.
The average lion is approximately 190 cm long and 60 cm wide = 11400 cm2 = 0.00000114 km2
Now, if we take that times a trillion we get 11,400,000 km2 of lion.
even though most of his movies are garbage, i'm not signing it. i'm not depriving other people of his films. most people actually like watching bad movies as a hobby. i like grotesque b-movies and schlock films like plan 9 from outer space, and those are classics. some day people will look back at uwe boll's stuff and probably think the same thing.
I don't know that that's fair, though. I have watched a number of Troma movies, and they were always more entertaining than Boll's efforts. Boll just seems, for me, to hit that perfect level of suck where you recognize horrid craft and elements, but he doesn't suck in the right way to make it enjoyable. Maybe he's less delightfully camp?
i'm going to have to check those out. i know the best buy around here probably has them. i've heard of tromeo and juliet, but i've yet to even see that as well.
Personally, I don't care enough to sign either one. I've seen worse movies than his, but I do dislike how he handles his licenses. Maybe if he did something based on original content, he would be less hated.
That is not the first i have heard good about Postal. I will actually have to check it out. Perhaps it is just the type of film he is good at. Postal really does not need a liscence to be what it is, and for that it is likely perfect for him. So perhaps he should make bloody gorey movies with no plot or merit whatsoever.
Blackwoods wasn't that bad...
Bloodrayne was only as crap as the games were...
Alone in the dark was pretty bad but far from the worst movie i have ever seen...
I am looking forward to Postal
And Seed looks really cool.
THe poor guy is just trying to make a living doing something he enjoys and just because he doesn't do something how some people like he should be stopped from doing it??? Thats really unfair.
Just my thoughts.
Wow, you summed up my argument for me! When adapting any source material you have to have at least a little bit of respect for said material. It's just that simple. Spider-man 3 and x-men 3 sucked because they lost sight of the source material and just made what they wanted to see (the producers screwed up Spider-man by forcing Raimi to include Venom and Bret Ratner messed up X-men because he's just not that great a film maker and they figured they could just do whatever they wanted without reprecusions). If you can't adapt source material without respect for it, don't do it.
And I can't imagine what your friends are like if they liked Bloodrayne...
if rami was the same person he was when he made evil dead two, he would have walked. serious if the rami of 2006 and the rami of 1987 met in a kind of chrono-area ready to fight to the death (I just thought of that old video game time killers ... lol), i have no doubt the rami of 1987 would win. Just the fact he did not walk shows me he is a hollywood sell out puppet with no balls.
Sam Rami what happened to you?
p.s. please dont make another evil dead film with out mr. campbell.
On I side note I once saw a man knaw his own arm off to survive House of the Dead.
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Those guys aren't my friends anymore.
I think the reason they liked it actually was because they had never actually played Bloodrayne.
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It is like watching and enjoying Troma movies.
I don't know that that's fair, though. I have watched a number of Troma movies, and they were always more entertaining than Boll's efforts. Boll just seems, for me, to hit that perfect level of suck where you recognize horrid craft and elements, but he doesn't suck in the right way to make it enjoyable. Maybe he's less delightfully camp?
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i'm going to have to check those out. i know the best buy around here probably has them. i've heard of tromeo and juliet, but i've yet to even see that as well.
http://www.petitiononline.com/ub221965/petition.html
Personally, I don't care enough to sign either one. I've seen worse movies than his, but I do dislike how he handles his licenses. Maybe if he did something based on original content, he would be less hated.