Um, no. We can't. There's an unknown amount of players out there that are trying to kill the rest of us. Remember?
Why are you defending Ced?
I'm not defending anyone - just expressing my opinion. The first part is true, I think you're both overreacting. The last part about all getting along was meant to be rhetorical and my contribution to a random phase I saw ending all too quickly.
I don't think i really need to guess. even though i was curious i seriously doubt the mod will let us lynch someone before he actually starts the game though.
And the random phase is already dead, let dead phases lie.
I don't think i really need to guess. even though i was curious i seriously doubt the mod will let us lynch someone before he actually starts the game though.
And the random phase is already dead, let dead phases lie.
Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Picross 3D
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
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Yes, but we really need to lynch Ced before WoD checks in.
Would someone please explain to me why we would ever want to lynch someone before everyone checks in? I've only ever heard that is a bad thing, and you guys are officially confusing the hell out of me.
Would someone please explain to me why we would ever want to lynch someone before everyone checks in? I've only ever heard that is a bad thing, and you guys are officially confusing the hell out of me.
Funsies?
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Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Picross 3D
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
Would someone please explain to me why we would ever want to lynch someone before everyone checks in? I've only ever heard that is a bad thing, and you guys are officially confusing the hell out of me.
We have to beat out the record of Kaizer's mafia for fastest lynch.
I think it was under 48 hours. Is there a different record I'm unaware of?
Points Mafia. That wasn't day 1 though.
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Metal Gear Solid 2
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Metal Gear Solid 4
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Yeah, I meant Day 1. Other lynches can just be from a cop investigation or scum quicklynching etc. but a Day 1 immediate lynch requires a concentrated effort of insanity.
It is with marked trepidation that the delegates shuffle back into the conference room; some artificially impassive, some clearly nervous, and still others almost shivering with dread, almost seeming ready to jump out of their skin at any loud sound or surprise.
And in fact, at least one does almost do so, at the first surprise that awaits in the conference room. As if by some magic, the largest of the conference tables has been laden with dish upon overflowing dish of food, the plates and platters themselves looking to have been 'borrowed' from various restaurants and cafes. Several half-covered buffet platters reveal steaming rosti and polenta, with dishes of sour cream by the side; several platters of roast meats (beef and mutton, primarily) rest beside them, and beside those ornamental karahi filled with mutton stew redolent of the distinct tang of tomato. Beside those, like the dessert stop at some unnatural buffet line, rests a number of pastries, with Yorkshire puddings filled to the brim with some fragrant syrup, and a long tray full of scones. A smaller table, nearby, has a number of drinks laid out upon them -- most notably tea, mineral water, and of all things, lassi.
The display is so astonishing that for a long moment most can do nothing but stand and stare -- fears of poisons and more sinister chemical influences running through their minds. But eventually -- driven by hunger, or recklessness, or perhaps simply no longer caring? -- several step forward and begin to partake of the excellent (and it is excellent) repast. Soon all 22 are eating, in a strange parody of the buffet meals they might have partaken in otherwise.
It seems, for now, that they will not starve, at least. And the food is, indeed, exquisite.
Fitting, the grimmer-minded ones think quietly, for a last meal.
Esper Simperer; Even the court homonculi need someone to look down on.
Jund Fangirl; Few things can describe the bliss of the fangirl's cries fading to silence (broken by occasional munching sounds).
Grixis Emo; 'Why should I go out there? They're all uncaring zombies! *sniff* No one understands me...' Bant Wageslave; Behind every successful knight is a corporate drudge doing his taxwork.
Naya Overenthusiast; Because there is such a thing as too much enthusiasm.
I think you'll find that the kitchen is quite flooded. On that note, there is no food in this conference room. We're all going to starve, that is if we don't kill each other first.
And in fact, at least one does almost do so, at the first surprise that awaits in the conference room. As if by some magic, the largest of the conference tables has been laden with dish upon overflowing dish of food, the plates and platters themselves looking to have been 'borrowed' from various restaurants and cafes. Several half-covered buffet platters reveal steaming rosti and polenta, with dishes of sour cream by the side; several platters of roast meats (beef and mutton, primarily) rest beside them, and beside those ornamental karahi filled with mutton stew redolent of the distinct tang of tomato. Beside those, like the dessert stop at some unnatural buffet line, rests a number of pastries, with Yorkshire puddings filled to the brim with some fragrant syrup, and a long tray full of scones. A smaller table, nearby, has a number of drinks laid out upon them -- most notably tea, mineral water, and of all things, lassi.
[...]
It seems, for now, that they will not starve, at least. And the food is, indeed, exquisite.
Fitting, the grimmer-minded ones think quietly, for a last meal.
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Esper Simperer; Even the court homonculi need someone to look down on.
Jund Fangirl; Few things can describe the bliss of the fangirl's cries fading to silence (broken by occasional munching sounds).
Grixis Emo; 'Why should I go out there? They're all uncaring zombies! *sniff* No one understands me...' Bant Wageslave; Behind every successful knight is a corporate drudge doing his taxwork.
Naya Overenthusiast; Because there is such a thing as too much enthusiasm.
Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Picross 3D
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
Let me have your attention for a moment! So you're talking about what? You're talking about that sale you shot, some son of a gun that doesn't want to buy, somebody that doesn't want what you're selling, some broad you're trying to screw and so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here?
All but one.
Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down! Coffee's for believers only. Do you think I'm screwing with you? I am not screwing with you. I'm here from the true way. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.
The good news, everyone here is dead.
The bad news is everyone here has a week, maybe a bit more, to regain your lives, starting today. Starting with today's lynch.
Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this contest. As you all know, first prize is a Tickle Me Elmo. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're killed. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close nothing, you ARE nothing, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going to die.
Oh, you want to know my name? Screw you. That's my name. You know why? Because all you heathens drove your fancy cars or boats or aeroplanes to get here to this fat cat conference. I rode in the chariot of your saviour. THAT is my name. And your name is "you're scared". And you can't play in a man's game. You can't lynch the scum. Only one thing counts in this life! Lynch the scum! You hear me?
A-B-L. A-always, B-be, L-lynching. Always be lynching! Always be lynching!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's do or die. You lynch the bad guys or you hit the bottom of the ocean! Decision -- have you made your decision for Elmo's sake?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the suspects comin' in to this room; you think they came here to get out of the rain? Sitting out there waiting to be lynched! Are you gonna lynch them? Are you man enough to lynch them?
I saved thousands of townies last year. How many you save? You see, pals, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a rat. Good father? Go home and give your kids an Elmo doll. You wanna survive here? Lynch the scum!
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse? If you can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you could get from a scum? You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, and kill a scum! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! Get mad!! You know what it takes to win this game?
It takes brass balls.
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question: why am I here? I came here because your saviour asked me to.
And you ask what has your saviour ever done for you? You should instead ask what you can do for your saviour. But I'll tell you what.
You see how there's no staff here? I saved them. They're safe. Got them out before the bombs went off.
You see that body floating near the bombed-out passageway? Those were his bombs, but he did not live to see the new day his bombs created. He was the first scum to be struck down by the righteous wrath of the true way, and if you learn your lessons well, he won't be the last.
*runs to room and hides*
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On Topic: I think ced is just overreacting, causing MH to respond in kind. Can't we all just get along?
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Um, no. We can't. There's an unknown amount of players out there that are trying to kill the rest of us. Remember?
Why are you defending Ced?
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Fifty Az points for anyone who can explain to my satisfaction why DYH is scum.
Serious Vote DYH.
Because he's only really know to participate in RVS as scum?
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Vote DYH, Vote DYH.
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I'm not defending anyone - just expressing my opinion. The first part is true, I think you're both overreacting. The last part about all getting along was meant to be rhetorical and my contribution to a random phase I saw ending all too quickly.
Modern
WBR Mardu Midrange
UR Storm
Commander
WBR Queen Marchesa Stax
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic Pillowfort
RRR Krenko, Mob Boss Chaos
Shades of Janus mafia
And the random phase is already dead, let dead phases lie.
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Oh, just Az offered Az points for anyone who could point out why someone he quoted was scummy. Like he's doing here.
What was this a response to?
It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings and Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum are smokin' cigars and shaking hands with the President.
Modern
WBR Mardu Midrange
UR Storm
Commander
WBR Queen Marchesa Stax
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic Pillowfort
RRR Krenko, Mob Boss Chaos
Was I on target?
Alcoholic Mafia - Town LVP
Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
Can't remember.
Yes, but we really need to lynch Ced before WoD checks in.
Would someone please explain to me why we would ever want to lynch someone before everyone checks in? I've only ever heard that is a bad thing, and you guys are officially confusing the hell out of me.
Tired of corporate corruption ruining your favorite MtG site?
Come join ours!!
We even have Mafia!!
Funsies?
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Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
That is all.
Note to self: Your mafia theories are usually wrong, so don't act on them.
We have to beat out the record of Kaizer's mafia for fastest lynch.
Is that record less than 2 minutes?
Note to self: Your mafia theories are usually wrong, so don't act on them.
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
I think it was under 48 hours. Is there a different record I'm unaware of?
Not one of my finer moments.
A card game about Presidents. Stabbing each other. With knives.
Hmm. I've never tried to figure out whether I can read someone as scum just by the smilies they choose. Could be interesting.
Points Mafia. That wasn't day 1 though.
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Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
Yeah, I meant Day 1. Other lynches can just be from a cop investigation or scum quicklynching etc. but a Day 1 immediate lynch requires a concentrated effort of insanity.
The bad news is that I'll be counting your actions from before this. Heh.
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12:03, 13 August 20XX
It is with marked trepidation that the delegates shuffle back into the conference room; some artificially impassive, some clearly nervous, and still others almost shivering with dread, almost seeming ready to jump out of their skin at any loud sound or surprise.
And in fact, at least one does almost do so, at the first surprise that awaits in the conference room. As if by some magic, the largest of the conference tables has been laden with dish upon overflowing dish of food, the plates and platters themselves looking to have been 'borrowed' from various restaurants and cafes. Several half-covered buffet platters reveal steaming rosti and polenta, with dishes of sour cream by the side; several platters of roast meats (beef and mutton, primarily) rest beside them, and beside those ornamental karahi filled with mutton stew redolent of the distinct tang of tomato. Beside those, like the dessert stop at some unnatural buffet line, rests a number of pastries, with Yorkshire puddings filled to the brim with some fragrant syrup, and a long tray full of scones. A smaller table, nearby, has a number of drinks laid out upon them -- most notably tea, mineral water, and of all things, lassi.
The display is so astonishing that for a long moment most can do nothing but stand and stare -- fears of poisons and more sinister chemical influences running through their minds. But eventually -- driven by hunger, or recklessness, or perhaps simply no longer caring? -- several step forward and begin to partake of the excellent (and it is excellent) repast. Soon all 22 are eating, in a strange parody of the buffet meals they might have partaken in otherwise.
It seems, for now, that they will not starve, at least. And the food is, indeed, exquisite.
Fitting, the grimmer-minded ones think quietly, for a last meal.
Day 1 begins now.
Jund Fangirl; Few things can describe the bliss of the fangirl's cries fading to silence (broken by occasional munching sounds).
Grixis Emo; 'Why should I go out there? They're all uncaring zombies! *sniff* No one understands me...'
Bant Wageslave; Behind every successful knight is a corporate drudge doing his taxwork.
Naya Overenthusiast; Because there is such a thing as too much enthusiasm.
Alcoholic Mafia - Town LVP
Super Mario Galaxy
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
ced395 (3) - AsianInvasion, MandersHex, Skander
MandersHex (2) - ced395, Ace
DYH (2) - Azrael, Emo_Pinata
Zchinque - ~V~
~Tilde~ - Zchinque
AsianInvasion - ~Tilde~
At 22 alive, it is 12 to lynch.
Edit: Fixed
Jund Fangirl; Few things can describe the bliss of the fangirl's cries fading to silence (broken by occasional munching sounds).
Grixis Emo; 'Why should I go out there? They're all uncaring zombies! *sniff* No one understands me...'
Bant Wageslave; Behind every successful knight is a corporate drudge doing his taxwork.
Naya Overenthusiast; Because there is such a thing as too much enthusiasm.
My vote should only be on Ced I believe.
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I think we might have ignored that part.
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Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
EchoChrome
Metal Gear Solid 2
Metal Gear Solid 3
Assassin's Creed 2
Batman: Arkham Asylum
BioShock
Demon's Souls
Final Fantasy I, II, IV, VII & XII
Kingdom Hearts
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Mass Effect
Metal Gear Solid 4
Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen
What what?
Clearly room service is town if we're not all dead from poison.
A card game about Presidents. Stabbing each other. With knives.
All but one.
Well, I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important! Put that coffee down! Coffee's for believers only. Do you think I'm screwing with you? I am not screwing with you. I'm here from the true way. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.
The good news, everyone here is dead.
The bad news is everyone here has a week, maybe a bit more, to regain your lives, starting today. Starting with today's lynch.
Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this contest. As you all know, first prize is a Tickle Me Elmo. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're killed. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You got leads. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close nothing, you ARE nothing, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going to die.
Oh, you want to know my name? Screw you. That's my name. You know why? Because all you heathens drove your fancy cars or boats or aeroplanes to get here to this fat cat conference. I rode in the chariot of your saviour. THAT is my name. And your name is "you're scared". And you can't play in a man's game. You can't lynch the scum. Only one thing counts in this life! Lynch the scum! You hear me?
A-B-L. A-always, B-be, L-lynching. Always be lynching! Always be lynching!! A-I-D-A. Attention, interest, decision, action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's do or die. You lynch the bad guys or you hit the bottom of the ocean! Decision -- have you made your decision for Elmo's sake?!! And action. A-I-D-A; get out there!! You got the suspects comin' in to this room; you think they came here to get out of the rain? Sitting out there waiting to be lynched! Are you gonna lynch them? Are you man enough to lynch them?
I saved thousands of townies last year. How many you save? You see, pals, that's who I am. And you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a rat. Good father? Go home and give your kids an Elmo doll. You wanna survive here? Lynch the scum!
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse? If you can't take this -- how can you take the abuse you could get from a scum? You don't like it -- leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, and kill a scum! Tonight! In two hours! Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise! A-I-D-A!! Get mad! Get mad!! You know what it takes to win this game?
It takes brass balls.
I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question: why am I here? I came here because your saviour asked me to.
And you ask what has your saviour ever done for you? You should instead ask what you can do for your saviour. But I'll tell you what.
You see how there's no staff here? I saved them. They're safe. Got them out before the bombs went off.
You see that body floating near the bombed-out passageway? Those were his bombs, but he did not live to see the new day his bombs created. He was the first scum to be struck down by the righteous wrath of the true way, and if you learn your lessons well, he won't be the last.
Always Be Lynching, folks. And HAIL OUR SAVIOUR!
ALL HAIL ELMO!
Hail: Elmo!
Vote Azrael.
The thing where he offers AzPoints for someone to give him a reason to vote for someone?
Yeah, he did that in Symbiote too. As Mafia.