I've already noticed you editing in os, Wuffles. Do you want me to edit in niceness?
editing your impolite posting after the event is against the primary coding of the game.
Strange.
somewhere in my virtual personality lurks a desire for you to attempt to resist the primary coding. This part of my programming welcomes you to try.
If there was a hidden meaning to your message, please enlighten me as to its purpose. I am only programmed to understand the most basic of human emotions, such as lust, greed, envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony, pride - the things that all humans act upon.
However, most of what you have been saying thus far does not really compute, and I am uncertain as to whether my programming will be able to correctly analyze any hidden meanings within your discourse in future.
my directive to you, however, was simple. If a "machine of all things" can figure it out, clearly, according to your flawed human logic, so can you. It seems, that my analysis is already proving correct.
All I've gotten from you is a suggestion for mass-claim. You've made a valiant effort to comment on other issues, but there's been precious little else discussed.
You sir, on the other hand, are making a special kind of name for yourself. Sir, I ponder your intentions, your reasons for. Me, I am was once an ordinary man, who had everything, but lost it all. My purpose is salvation and ending me sorrow, but you, sir, seem to be driven by other motives...
Are you questioning the integrity of my actions? I assure you, my motives are clear: to rid this world of the scum that inhabit it. That does not mean everyone as you seem to imply (I point to your lyrics), but rather those bent on killing the rest of us.
The innocent and the pure shall be free and safe. The guilty will be purged.
I wish I had some peace and quiet, a place of my own. I open my coat, check to make sure it is still there, and clutch it closer to my chest. Soon. Soon.
While waiting for Azrael to make an appearance (and for others to comment on his latest action), unvote. My reasons for Wrath_of_Dog hardly mesh with this...
Quote from Ged »
Oh, a by the by, I don't blame Az for lurking. It's not like there's been much to say.
...and I believe more in what I said previously than I do in WoD's active lurking. Not to say that he hasn't, but rather that I don't think it's a terrible offense as of yet.
So Faerie Lord, after we all know each other's names, where do you expect us to go from there? We'll end up right back where we started. Some of us will try and move us towards our inevitable victory and some of us won't. What will have changed?
Beginnings... Often the hardest part of a story to tell. Where better to begin than somewhere comforting? How about with a list?
People (probably) trying to find things to say:
ZeDorkSlipeur
Ged
Azrael
Wuffles II
sneakyhomunculus
Faerie Lord
Niv
TheFooFish
People who really haven't said much of anything to move us along:
JqlGirl
mysterymeatofdoom
Absolutionis
Wrath_of_Dog
Sir, I take offense to you observations. As I have sung so many time before, I don't object to those sad fools that stay put in their proper place, just to those with their foot in the other one's face. In fact, I have insisted on avoiding practice on too many less honorable throats, by only placing those deserving vengeance in my humble barber's chair.
I tried to convey this but fell a bit short. I haven't accused you of killing (yet).
Quote from Faerie Lord »
Not our character. What our character can do.
You want to go all out? I can't say I'd outright object, but neither would I lend you my full support.
Niv, mate, a question for ye. What is the @#$% meaning of yer blasted distractions with a riddle and rolling dice? I put away me fishing rod f' this one, but it really is getting on me @#$% nerves.
Argh, and t' the fairy-kid. I got me eye on ye arse. Yer blasphemies against the Great Noodly One are stranger than anything I have heard with me ears in all the seas. Unvote: Faerie Lord
All this blabberin' bout name-claiming and @#$% isn't sitting well with me stomach.
Ripping off the masks
That conceal all the secrets
...a bad idea
Really. since my vote on Ged, he has looked really good. it's almost like he rolled a 20 on a contribute to the town check. you good sir are voting the the 98.3% wrong person for that reason. infact, I really don't think you have done anything really. you can try to convince me otherwise, but truly you have not. UnVote Ged, Vote WoD
Also, Az is clearly correct. We shall see what that means a little later. now for a little more ambiguity.
It would seem that several humans are being rather illogical toward WoD.
Do not confuse "contributing" with "deliberately unmasking several characters for no reason". Ged has contributed as little to the conversation as anyone - in fact, all he has really done is antagonized half of the humans in this game, as well as myself and WoD.
WoD's actions compute, Ged. Your "indifference to mass-claiming" does not. You've already proven yourself willing to massclaim, even without the permission of those around you.
Vote Ged.
Your actions have failed to compute quite enough, today. A blatantly false deception like that, I hope, costs you your life.
And, sadly, unlike me, you cannot merely download your consciousness onto a floppy disk and resurface later when the heat dies down.
Please. I've revealed, what, Sneaky and Wuffles? If you couldn't figure out who those two are by yourself, well, you probably don't know how to use Google. And if one townie can figure them out, you can be sure the scum can as well.
Mass claiming abilities and mass claiming names are two completely different things. The way our conundrum is set up, the second will happen almost by itself. I see no problem with a mass name claim other than the fact that it won't get us very far. A mass ability claim on the other hand...
How is that not clear from what I've already said? You really want to lynch me because the guy quoting straight from his source material and the guy talking like a computer got their role names revealed?
Town did not need it
That helps only enemies
To bring us all down.
Nay mate. I disagree with ye.
If one of me crew knows something, then all of ye should! Treasure should be f' all of ye, and there be no better treasure than knowledge!
I suspect them mutineers c'n conspire at night. If one of them bastards knows something, all o' them do. It be better for all of ye crew t' simply speak up when one of ye @#$%ing knows something.
It may be @#$%ing obvious to many o' us, but I ain't heard of no crime in all of the high seas of speaking ye mind and giving information. @#$%, it may be breakin' flavor a wee bit t' guess a crewmember's name, but it still ain't no crime. As you says, me crew may not need it, but it na'er killed anyone.
I am also curious to see the position of Azrael. I bet a cookie he will not want to claim now. But if he wants to claim then I want to claim. To claim COOKIES.
wow, barn azrael more.
support your "curiosity" with actual reasons please.
How curious can you be, considering you're already second-guessing him before he answers?
Stagnation... I put my hands in my pockets and frown.
I suppose we'd all better comment on Azrael's actions so that he comes out of the walls for more than a few sentences and actually contributes.
Define Chair.
Chair, capitalized. An abbreviation of Chairperson. The head of a committee or other bureaucratic entity which sucks the lifeblood out of human experience. Sometimes, the position itself, and not the wasted orgasm that sees fit to call itself a person.
Or you do you mean the Electric Chair?
I expect you don't mean this: a seat, esp. for one person, usually having four legs for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms.
Since the one guy who was hinting the most does not want to go further, what do you conclude ?
I'm wondering this a bit mysef.
Az, why draw such attention and then sit silently?
Did a cat get your tongue?
I know you are often subtle and cryptic, but this place is crazy enough as it is. -If you need to say something, say it.
I'm wondering this a bit mysef.
Az, why draw such attention and then sit silently?
Did a cat get your tongue?
I know you are often subtle and cryptic, but this place is crazy enough as it is. -If you need to say something, say it.
How can they stand it? Sitting around with no purpose, no true calling. All of them sickening to look at. I can't take it anymore. I need some place quiet, alone.
I walk down the hall, looking for a private room. The first is locked, the second covered in blood. I come to a janitor's closet and hide myself in it. Undignified, yes, but private. And here I open it up...
I turn the page. It's a clean one, a blank slate. It looks so crisp and white, feels good in my hand. My goal is clear: kill those that would taint this world for their own benefit. Dispose of those that make our world worse with their existence.
Because you ask too much, because you lose too much time, because you pretend to help when you don't, and because you don't like cookies.
it is once more to be noted here that you certainly seem to be VERY close to ged, cookiophile.
Also, since there appear to be no rational actors left in the station, it pays to analyze the...ERROR... ERROR... ERROR...UNKNOWN SCRIPT DETECTED...
"Well, hurry up then, we don't have all day, sir, and I say, keep your hands off my coconut"
"Will I dream dave? Will I..."
"WANGLESHLIXENHEIMER!"
Warning! Unknown message follows!
Quote from UNKNOWN PROTOCOL »
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? NO NEED TO BE DISCUSSED? YOU JUST INPUTTED A COMMAND THAT RESULTS IN THE DEATH OF SOMEONE I AM PRETTY DAMNED SURE IS TOWN?
No, you strange little blue puppet, wuffles and sneaks do not need to be analyzed. Why are you being so inconsistent in your accusations or collaborations when referring to Ged?
First you agree with him, then you weakly accuse him of something, then you once more barn him.
It does not compute.
Make up your mind, you inconsistent little fleshbag.
With a calculated grace, the antagonistic young Ged whips out a notebook and scribbles something in it. He then shuts it and looks up at Sweeney Todd with a smirk of triumph, as if expecting something to happen.
..
..
..
"What are you playing at, philistine? Is this some sort of laughing matter?"
Hesitation flickers across Ged's face. He stares intently at his watch, counting..
and Sweeney Todd's heart explodes.
sneakyhormonculus aka Sweeney Todd (townie) is dead.
@#$%, it may be breakin' flavor a wee bit t' guess a crewmember's name, but it still ain't no crime. As you says, me crew may not need it, but it na'er killed anyone.
Quote from aurorasparrow »
When mentally disturbed people go silent, that usually means bad things are going to happen..
Quote from sneakyhomunculus »
Sir, I believe Wrath_of_DoG referred to Ged's "Kill: Sweeney Todd" remark, which I would like an explanation for.
Quote from Absolutionis »
Such a fake 'as happen manytime in the past me boy. It be nothing new. Fake daykill to spark discussion amongst these dead man's forums...
HehahaHAHA
Quote from Wrath_of_Dog »
A ninja kills fast
With no warning to his prey
You are not ninja.
Well under that definition, I suppose I am a ninja.
What the hell was that.
A daykill - No discussion?
You completely fail.
We had about six posts in the last day, most of them saying 'we should probably be talking about something'. We needed something to discuss. I provided, and killed a murderer in the process. He may not have been out to kill any of us specifically, but a man who slits the throats of so many has no right to walk on the same ground as I.
ZDS, you just said Ged was town, and yet you allowed him to daykill a townie without question?
HE IS NOT TOWN. HIS ACTIONS HAVE NOT BEEN TOWN. HE HAS BEEN TROLLING ALL GAME, AND HE HAS KILLED A TOWNIE! WITH NO GODDAMN EXPLANATION! WITHOUT ASKING THE TOWN FOR PERMISSION!
he attempts to rationalize this action by "promoting discussion?" what the hell!
If you wanted to promote discussion, Ged, then why didn't you just reveal your daykill and ask THE TOWN (which you would have done as town) who everyone thought you should kill?
Confirm vote ged
Your actions compute now, scum. Your nail in the coffin was continuing acting like a moron (hmm, the name "atlseal" comes to mind). And I know how you think as scum, remember? I SHARED your account for matrix!
You were as annoyed as the rest of the mafia over Atl's actions - before and after elegant.
Your actions compute now, scum. Your nail in the coffin was continuing acting like a moron (hmm, the name "atlseal" comes to mind). And I know how you think as scum, remember? I SHARED your account for matrix!
You were as annoyed as the rest of the mafia over Atl's actions - before and after elegant.
If you may recall, I laughed at atlseal's actions in Matrix; thought they were hilarious. I whole-heartedly enjoyed his play (though wouldn't endorse it in the future).
And I wasn't in Elegant.
If you wanted to promote discussion, Ged, then why didn't you just reveal your daykill and ask THE TOWN (which you would have done as town) who everyone thought you should kill?
I don't trust the lot of you to make the decision.
Quote from Wrath_of_Dog »
The Death Note is not
Something to be used lightly
What would Jesus say.
Strange.
somewhere in my virtual personality lurks a desire for you to attempt to resist the primary coding. This part of my programming welcomes you to try.
If there was a hidden meaning to your message, please enlighten me as to its purpose. I am only programmed to understand the most basic of human emotions, such as lust, greed, envy, wrath, sloth, gluttony, pride - the things that all humans act upon.
However, most of what you have been saying thus far does not really compute, and I am uncertain as to whether my programming will be able to correctly analyze any hidden meanings within your discourse in future.
my directive to you, however, was simple. If a "machine of all things" can figure it out, clearly, according to your flawed human logic, so can you. It seems, that my analysis is already proving correct.
Another one. What do I do about this? If I can just get a look at his face...
You're voting me because you don't like my attitude? That hardly seems like the right way about hunting killers.
If only I could.
All I've gotten from you is a suggestion for mass-claim. You've made a valiant effort to comment on other issues, but there's been precious little else discussed.
Don't think you got off that easy, barber.
Are you questioning the integrity of my actions? I assure you, my motives are clear: to rid this world of the scum that inhabit it. That does not mean everyone as you seem to imply (I point to your lyrics), but rather those bent on killing the rest of us.
The innocent and the pure shall be free and safe. The guilty will be purged.
I wish I had some peace and quiet, a place of my own. I open my coat, check to make sure it is still there, and clutch it closer to my chest. Soon. Soon.
While waiting for Azrael to make an appearance (and for others to comment on his latest action), unvote. My reasons for Wrath_of_Dog hardly mesh with this...
...and I believe more in what I said previously than I do in WoD's active lurking. Not to say that he hasn't, but rather that I don't think it's a terrible offense as of yet.
Beginnings... Often the hardest part of a story to tell. Where better to begin than somewhere comforting? How about with a list?
People (probably) trying to find things to say:
ZeDorkSlipeur
Ged
Azrael
Wuffles II
sneakyhomunculus
Faerie Lord
Niv
TheFooFish
People who really haven't said much of anything to move us along:
JqlGirl
mysterymeatofdoom
Absolutionis
Wrath_of_Dog
I tried to convey this but fell a bit short. I haven't accused you of killing (yet).
You want to go all out? I can't say I'd outright object, but neither would I lend you my full support.
Trying to get us all to do ****. Well, any biting I'll be doing'll be outta your brains.
Easy. A river.
Neither.
Azrael wants you to realize how wonderful the few cookies you've been given in your life truly are. Or else.
Argh, and t' the fairy-kid. I got me eye on ye arse. Yer blasphemies against the Great Noodly One are stranger than anything I have heard with me ears in all the seas.
Unvote: Faerie Lord
All this blabberin' bout name-claiming and @#$% isn't sitting well with me stomach.
Ripping off the masks
That conceal all the secrets
...a bad idea
For a sewer is no place
To live forever.
Some of these people are such simpletons.
So you vote the guy who is indifferent to a mass claim rather than the guy who proposed one in the first place?
Mbye if you tried helping out a little there would be a better chance of the town ridding itself of evil.
Really. since my vote on Ged, he has looked really good. it's almost like he rolled a 20 on a contribute to the town check. you good sir are voting the the 98.3% wrong person for that reason. infact, I really don't think you have done anything really. you can try to convince me otherwise, but truly you have not. UnVote Ged, Vote WoD
Also, Az is clearly correct. We shall see what that means a little later. now for a little more ambiguity.
Define Chair.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
You need only to be civil to those with guns around you.
I voted for you, because
You disclosed info
Town did not need it
That helps only enemies
To bring us all down.
I refer, of course
To your multiple actions
of revealing names.
Indifferent, hmm?
That is completely BS.
You already are.
So don't give me that
You, sir, are a hypocrite
Bow to your sensei.
Do not confuse "contributing" with "deliberately unmasking several characters for no reason". Ged has contributed as little to the conversation as anyone - in fact, all he has really done is antagonized half of the humans in this game, as well as myself and WoD.
WoD's actions compute, Ged. Your "indifference to mass-claiming" does not. You've already proven yourself willing to massclaim, even without the permission of those around you.
Vote Ged.
Your actions have failed to compute quite enough, today. A blatantly false deception like that, I hope, costs you your life.
And, sadly, unlike me, you cannot merely download your consciousness onto a floppy disk and resurface later when the heat dies down.
Please. I've revealed, what, Sneaky and Wuffles? If you couldn't figure out who those two are by yourself, well, you probably don't know how to use Google. And if one townie can figure them out, you can be sure the scum can as well.
Mass claiming abilities and mass claiming names are two completely different things. The way our conundrum is set up, the second will happen almost by itself. I see no problem with a mass name claim other than the fact that it won't get us very far. A mass ability claim on the other hand...
How is that not clear from what I've already said? You really want to lynch me because the guy quoting straight from his source material and the guy talking like a computer got their role names revealed?
Patience. Patience will lead me to the light...
If one of me crew knows something, then all of ye should! Treasure should be f' all of ye, and there be no better treasure than knowledge!
I suspect them mutineers c'n conspire at night. If one of them bastards knows something, all o' them do. It be better for all of ye crew t' simply speak up when one of ye @#$%ing knows something.
It may be @#$%ing obvious to many o' us, but I ain't heard of no crime in all of the high seas of speaking ye mind and giving information. @#$%, it may be breakin' flavor a wee bit t' guess a crewmember's name, but it still ain't no crime. As you says, me crew may not need it, but it na'er killed anyone.
So, you can contribute, I'd have bet agains that one.
I see no ham, well maybe like a 7% chance of ham, coming from the knowledge of rolenames
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
support your "curiosity" with actual reasons please.
How curious can you be, considering you're already second-guessing him before he answers?
your lack of rationale does not compute.
that was a very vague assertion to make.
who are you talking about, and why does your head hurt?
Silence is golden.
That Azrael is being his usual cryptic and helpful-only-on-his-own-terms self.
the internet never lies.
I suppose we'd all better comment on Azrael's actions so that he comes out of the walls for more than a few sentences and actually contributes.
Being rather @#$%ing questionable in yer productive output, aren't ye?
The quiet lad may be lacking in 'ere @#$% t'say, but that be no reason f'ye t'be @#$%ing tellin' m'crew what t'do.
I'd just prefer we do something rather than stand here staring each other down for all eternity.
Chair, capitalized. An abbreviation of Chairperson. The head of a committee or other bureaucratic entity which sucks the lifeblood out of human experience. Sometimes, the position itself, and not the wasted orgasm that sees fit to call itself a person.
Or you do you mean the Electric Chair?
I expect you don't mean this: a seat, esp. for one person, usually having four legs for support and a rest for the back and often having rests for the arms.
I'm wondering this a bit mysef.
Az, why draw such attention and then sit silently?
Did a cat get your tongue?
I know you are often subtle and cryptic, but this place is crazy enough as it is. -If you need to say something, say it.
Also, we're against a mass claim at this point.
May lift the activity up
And tie scum to claims.
It is not, right now,
In this particular game
That useful at all.
What are these people talking about?
Vote Count:
1. JqlGirl -
2. Azrael - Azrael (1)
3. mysterymeatofdoom - sneakyhormonculus (1)
4. ZeDorkSlipeur -
5. Absolutionis -
6. Wuffles II - TheFooFish (1)
7. Niv - mmod (1)
8. Wrath_of_Dog - Niv (1)
9. Ged - WoD, Wuffles II (2)
10. sneakyhomunculus - faerie lord, ZDS (2)
11. Faerie Lord -
12. TheFooFish -
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
POST, PEOPLE!
I walk down the hall, looking for a private room. The first is locked, the second covered in blood. I come to a janitor's closet and hide myself in it. Undignified, yes, but private. And here I open it up...
I turn the page. It's a clean one, a blank slate. It looks so crisp and white, feels good in my hand. My goal is clear: kill those that would taint this world for their own benefit. Dispose of those that make our world worse with their existence.
I take my pen, raise my hand, and...!
Kill: Sweeney Todd
Also, since there appear to be no rational actors left in the station, it pays to analyze the...ERROR... ERROR... ERROR...UNKNOWN SCRIPT DETECTED...
"Well, hurry up then, we don't have all day, sir, and I say, keep your hands off my coconut"
"Will I dream dave? Will I..."
"WANGLESHLIXENHEIMER!"
Warning! Unknown message follows!
Unknown message ends.
No, you strange little blue puppet, wuffles and sneaks do not need to be analyzed. Why are you being so inconsistent in your accusations or collaborations when referring to Ged?
First you agree with him, then you weakly accuse him of something, then you once more barn him.
It does not compute.
Make up your mind, you inconsistent little fleshbag.
With no warning to his prey
You are not ninja.
What the hell was that.
A daykill - No discussion?
You completely fail.
..
..
..
"What are you playing at, philistine? Is this some sort of laughing matter?"
Hesitation flickers across Ged's face. He stares intently at his watch, counting..
and Sweeney Todd's heart explodes.
sneakyhormonculus aka Sweeney Todd (townie) is dead.
It remains 6 to lynch.
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
HehahaHAHA
Well under that definition, I suppose I am a ninja.
We had about six posts in the last day, most of them saying 'we should probably be talking about something'. We needed something to discuss. I provided, and killed a murderer in the process. He may not have been out to kill any of us specifically, but a man who slits the throats of so many has no right to walk on the same ground as I.
Now. I need to do some research...
Astute observation. Do you have anything else to say on the matter or is that it?
Why do you say that?
It seems someone among us devalues life. Is that what a harmless person might do? I think not.
Oh yeah, because the mafia are going to run around with a free day kill.
If anyone thinks I'm anything but town, well, I don't know what to tell you.
The Death Note is not
Something to be used lightly
What would Jesus say.
Mafia? Doubtful.
But a neutral you could be.
My eyes are on you.
Okay.
ZDS, you just said Ged was town, and yet you allowed him to daykill a townie without question?
HE IS NOT TOWN. HIS ACTIONS HAVE NOT BEEN TOWN. HE HAS BEEN TROLLING ALL GAME, AND HE HAS KILLED A TOWNIE! WITH NO GODDAMN EXPLANATION! WITHOUT ASKING THE TOWN FOR PERMISSION!
he attempts to rationalize this action by "promoting discussion?" what the hell!
If you wanted to promote discussion, Ged, then why didn't you just reveal your daykill and ask THE TOWN (which you would have done as town) who everyone thought you should kill?
Confirm vote ged
Your actions compute now, scum. Your nail in the coffin was continuing acting like a moron (hmm, the name "atlseal" comes to mind). And I know how you think as scum, remember? I SHARED your account for matrix!
You were as annoyed as the rest of the mafia over Atl's actions - before and after elegant.
Why does sneaky turning up town make ME scum? I'm sure you gave a good reason for voting...
...
...
oh wait.
If you may recall, I laughed at atlseal's actions in Matrix; thought they were hilarious. I whole-heartedly enjoyed his play (though wouldn't endorse it in the future).
And I wasn't in Elegant.
I don't trust the lot of you to make the decision.
Sweeney was a killer. He got what he deserved.
Stranger things have happened.