Wuffs: your vote on wrath of dog is noted in the folder of unnecessary. we will be playing another game: who does the first scummy action.
unless I lose a game of backgammon against Jqul girl, I will be Vote Wuff
Wuff, if you can roll a dice, and match your model number exactly, I will play you in a game of chess, and win, beacuse we know deep blue cheats, and cheating is not permitted in chess. so in other words my vote is sticking to Wuff like cheese on a piece of meat.
lastly, I'd really like it if we could all start rolling more dice. next person to post 5 dice rolls will win a amazing prize.
Press Conferences? Films? No one can be more famous than TJ!
I am a stabbing robot! I stab you, mr. so-called famous person!
Unvote
Vote Faerie Lord
And as for this mystery meat person, Honky Grandma don't serve no mystery meat. You are beneath me, little man!
It's hard to tell the difference between the simply crazy and the legitimately dangerous. But this, this is a good start.
Jackal, why would vote for Faerie Lord in the first place? the second 40 posts of the game hardly seem like a time to be placing random votes, let alone second random votes. As a matter of fact,
Quote from Absolutions »
Augh! Ye ain't taking over this world, mate! Ye ain't got a crew! Unless ye be one of them mutineers.
Avast! Damn yer @#$% mutineer @#$%!
vote: Faerie Lord
I just realized... Me ship be missing...
Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur »
Unvote, Vote : Faerie Lord. He is scary. And he will devour my cookies.
Did any of you have a legitimate reason for persecuting Faerie Lord?
lastly, I'd really like it if we could all start rolling more dice. next person to post 5 dice rolls will win a amazing prize.
This sounds like a legitimate offer, given your infatuation with dice rolling. I'm going to recommend to my *ahem* peers that no one do what Niv asks unless he elaborates on the 'prize' he's offering.
Fascinating...this game will be most difficult, if it remains as it is.
Agreed. We really need to focus more. Unvote
I agree with Niv that Wuffle's vote was one of the more suspicious ones. Jql's explanation is believable, since I didn't realise how many votes were there at first, either. Abso's response was less satisfying.
To pit 9 headless chickens against 3 retarded foxes is a most interesting spectacle indeed. Can the chickens put their disembodied heads together and throw them at the foxes?
To pit 9 headless chickens against 3 retarded foxes is a most interesting spectacle indeed. Can the chickens put their disembodied heads together and throw them at the foxes?
It seems the human obsessed with small thrown objects is implying suspicion when there is none to be found.
sometimes i am glad i was not programmed to feel or understand human emotion. Whether it would compute or not is something I am incapable of knowing for sure.
sometimes i am glad i was not programmed to feel or understand human emotion. Whether it would compute or not is something I am incapable of knowing for sure.
Snide comments and poorly veiled insults. Hah! Keep it up, barber. See where it leads you.
I was merely pointing out how stupid your plan is. If you want to know what other games we've played in, I'm sure a little research won't kill you. Discussing what else we've done hardly seems like the best way to go about catching killers. We'd be much better off to focus on the here and now.
Unnecessary, Cruise. We can simply kill the ones who post nothing of value. The blue furry monstrosity has gotten his point across fine. If other cannot do the same, they can simply move up on the list.
Oh look, I can post links to posting restriction based games, too! On a more legitimate site, to boot! Oh, and what's this? It worked there? Amazing...
It seems...that the furry blue one and the rude one are getting along VERY well, doesn't it?
Ged, I really must insist on you taking a nice coolant bath to stop yourself overheating.
Analyzing...
ERROR
ERROR
UNKNOWN PROGRAM INCOMING
Don't tell me how to roleplay my character, thanks ged. The very fact that you guessed my character proves that my roleplaying was quite adequate, thankyou. And if everyone is roleplaying correctly, then their identities will become public soon enough - stop ruining it for everyone. It makes roleplaying far less interesting, especially for me.
The town does not need to know the rolenames - so stop it.
The mere fact that I can make a computer actually angry makes me laugh. But more important matters have come to light.
Heh.
Settle down, Wuffles. I am who I am and can't change that. If you think that makes me a prick, all I can say is learn to deal.
Petty disputes aside, I turn my attention to the amateur poet. I've listened for a while but so little of meaning has actually come out. I raise my hand...
The mere fact that I can make a computer actually angry makes me laugh. But more important matters have come to light.
Heh.
Settle down, Wuffles. I am who I am and can't change that. If you think that makes me a prick, all I can say is learn to deal.
Petty disputes aside, I turn my attention to the amateur poet. I've listened for a while but so little of meaning has actually come out. I raise my hand...
Vote Wrath_of_Dog.
If you want answers
You must first ask the questions.
So says the ninja.
Settle down, Wuffles. I am who I am and can't change that. If you think that makes me a prick, all I can say is learn to deal.
hmm. interesting - this one does not seem to realize that lying to a computer with defined personality profiles is utterly pointless.
reason for this?
analyzing...
probably hostile intent - though more analysis is required. A careful watch of this one's actions will probably yield more definitive reasoning for motivation.
I've got my cameras on you, Ged. IGMCOY.
Also, definition for "prick" correctly matches stored parameters.
OOC: You and I both know you're doing this deliberately to irritate people, ged. I've played enough games with you to know "who you are". You're usually a much more cautious player than that.
Well, whatever, you can play however you want, but you can change who you are - and I don't think that a townie would be going out of his way to antagonize people so early in the game.
The mod would like to remind participants that the Colosseum is 5 miles south. This is an insane asylum containing crazy people who want to kill you. Please include at least some game-related content in your posts.
He's made the scummiest play so far this game, and no one's paid any attention to it.
You mean trying to avoid any investigation-like abilities?
My adorable little Purrlock caught it, and it was noted for later, though you may feel free to explain now.
hmm. interesting - this one does not seem to realize that lying to a computer with defined personality profiles is utterly pointless.
reason for this?
analyzing...
probably hostile intent - though more analysis is required. A careful watch of this one's actions will probably yield more definitive reasoning for motivation.
I've got my cameras on you, Ged. IGMCOY.
Also, definition for "prick" correctly matches stored parameters.
OOC: You and I both know you're doing this deliberately to irritate people, ged. I've played enough games with you to know "who you are". You're usually a much more cautious player than that.
Well, whatever, you can play however you want, but you can change who you are - and I don't think that a townie would be going out of his way to antagonize people so early in the game.
Ah, Hostility
Is the worst way possible
To respond to trolls.
You mean trying to avoid any investigation-like abilities?
My adorable little Purrlock caught it, and it was noted for later, though you may feel free to explain now.
This one's trying to murder his own kind, with a line and sinker.
Ah, Hostility
Is the worst way possible
To respond to trolls.
upon hearing this command, a previously unknown part of my data became apparent to me...
...
Event released!
...
Ah, trolls are somewhat
liable to the judgment
of hostile townsfolk.
...
Event ends.
...
perhaps my logic circuits are malfunctioning, but it is difficult for a computer to see any flaws within that data.
many times in my databanks have there been recorded instances of individuals being unreasonable to their peers for no reason that a computer can see other than to be unpleasant.
they may be allowed by their peers to continue it for a while, but eventually, most instances of this unreasonable behavior end most abruptly through the use of firearms or small melee weapons, such as a sharp razorblade or coil of rope.
Ged's behavior does not compute, and the chances of others failing to notice his change in behavior in comparison to his usual personality are small indeed.
whether this represents a serious threat or not is yet to be fully analyzed, however.
Faerie Lord has attracted
Is most concerning.
Unvote.
how does one separate the humans worthy of death and the humans that are not worthy?
analyzing...
unvote
faerie lord being lynched right now does not compute.
Anyone else voting him will meet the parameters for a program that humans might consider unpleasant.
Is a robot nonetheless.
Very robotic.
therefore
Vote Wrath of Dog
laziness should be discouraged.
humans are already flawed enough.
My humanity is gone
Replaced by whiskers.
unless I lose a game of backgammon against Jqul girl, I will be Vote Wuff
Wuff, if you can roll a dice, and match your model number exactly, I will play you in a game of chess, and win, beacuse we know deep blue cheats, and cheating is not permitted in chess. so in other words my vote is sticking to Wuff like cheese on a piece of meat.
lastly, I'd really like it if we could all start rolling more dice. next person to post 5 dice rolls will win a amazing prize.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
It's hard to tell the difference between the simply crazy and the legitimately dangerous. But this, this is a good start.
Jackal, why would vote for Faerie Lord in the first place? the second 40 posts of the game hardly seem like a time to be placing random votes, let alone second random votes. As a matter of fact,
Did any of you have a legitimate reason for persecuting Faerie Lord?
This sounds like a legitimate offer, given your infatuation with dice rolling. I'm going to recommend to my *ahem* peers that no one do what Niv asks unless he elaborates on the 'prize' he's offering.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
in fact, if you post 5 dice roles i may just give an invaluble tool in the future.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Is precarious at best
But still worth a try.
Really, I find it quite simple to play this game, just roll a dice, flip a coin and see where that takes you
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Nothing happens, yet. And i will give 100% odds that the outcome of this scenario will be favorable at best, indifferent at worst
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
Agreed. We really need to focus more.
Unvote
I agree with Niv that Wuffle's vote was one of the more suspicious ones. Jql's explanation is believable, since I didn't realise how many votes were there at first, either. Abso's response was less satisfying.
Vote Count
Wuffles(10): Abukar, Alfred, Cicero, Darwin, General Purrman, Hipparcus, Ishtar, Kepler, Furrdinand, Tuckleberry
Abso(6): Amelia, Canute, Genevere, Purrsephone, Rasputin, Xerxes
JQL(3): Callisto, Scarlet O'Hairy, Sigmund
WoD(3): Anta-M-Nekht, Constantine
Ged(1): Genghis
Not Voting (28)
Vote Wuffles
engage?
parameters uncertain
attempt to negotiate?
analyzing...
no response required.
the human mind is illogical indeed.
Vote Count:
1. JqlGirl - mmod (1)
2. Azrael -
3. mysterymeatofdoom - sneakyhormonculus (1)
4. ZeDorkSlipeur -
5. Absolutionis -
6. Wuffles II - Niv, TheFooFish (2)
7. Niv -
8. Wrath_of_Dog -
9. Ged -
10. sneakyhomunculus - faerie lord (1)
11. Faerie Lord - ZDS, Absolutionis (2)
12. TheFooFish -
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
No voteon Wuffles was placed.
Please do correct it.
cookies increase your body mass to the point where you can't even move
you can only roll.
i'd compute to THAT.
I do not know what they are.
Please tell me at once.
Excuse me, But I don't recall having 2 votes. unless you'd love to change who I am, and What I can do, I Am only voting for Wuff.
Oh, and Wuff's responce is slightly suspicious, but there is a chance thats beacuse He's a robot. actually there is a 23.96% chance he is a robot.
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
It seems the human obsessed with small thrown objects is implying suspicion when there is none to be found.
sometimes i am glad i was not programmed to feel or understand human emotion. Whether it would compute or not is something I am incapable of knowing for sure.
interesting indeed.
Just for the record.
Are you suggesting that we sit around in a circle and tell stories from our past games, or that we mass claim?
I was merely pointing out how stupid your plan is. If you want to know what other games we've played in, I'm sure a little research won't kill you. Discussing what else we've done hardly seems like the best way to go about catching killers. We'd be much better off to focus on the here and now.
Not that I trust them to be able to do so, I simply believe that no one would be thrown into this situation who couldn't find a way out.
Oh look, I can post links to posting restriction based games, too! On a more legitimate site, to boot! Oh, and what's this? It worked there? Amazing...
A suspicion is no vote.
You need not undo.
Never apologizes
If his cause is just.
Ged, I really must insist on you taking a nice coolant bath to stop yourself overheating.
Analyzing...
ERROR
ERROR
UNKNOWN PROGRAM INCOMING
Don't tell me how to roleplay my character, thanks ged. The very fact that you guessed my character proves that my roleplaying was quite adequate, thankyou. And if everyone is roleplaying correctly, then their identities will become public soon enough - stop ruining it for everyone. It makes roleplaying far less interesting, especially for me.
The town does not need to know the rolenames - so stop it.
ERROR
ERROR
...system rebooting...
...
...
...
all systems returned to normal.
Heh.
Settle down, Wuffles. I am who I am and can't change that. If you think that makes me a prick, all I can say is learn to deal.
Petty disputes aside, I turn my attention to the amateur poet. I've listened for a while but so little of meaning has actually come out. I raise my hand...
Vote Wrath_of_Dog.
You must first ask the questions.
So says the ninja.
reason for this?
analyzing...
probably hostile intent - though more analysis is required. A careful watch of this one's actions will probably yield more definitive reasoning for motivation.
I've got my cameras on you, Ged. IGMCOY.
Also, definition for "prick" correctly matches stored parameters.
OOC: You and I both know you're doing this deliberately to irritate people, ged. I've played enough games with you to know "who you are". You're usually a much more cautious player than that.
Well, whatever, you can play however you want, but you can change who you are - and I don't think that a townie would be going out of his way to antagonize people so early in the game.
So why am I still laughing?
Vote Count:
1. JqlGirl - mmod (1)
2. Azrael -
3. mysterymeatofdoom - sneakyhormonculus (1)
4. ZeDorkSlipeur -
5. Absolutionis -
6. Wuffles II - Niv, TheFooFish (2)
7. Niv -
8. Wrath_of_Dog - Ged (1)
9. Ged -
10. sneakyhomunculus - faerie lord, ZDS (2)
11. Faerie Lord - Absolutionis (1)
12. TheFooFish -
The mod would like to remind participants that the Colosseum is 5 miles south. This is an insane asylum containing crazy people who want to kill you. Please include at least some game-related content in your posts.
4th place at CCC&G Pro Tour
Chances of bad hands (<2 or >4 land):
21: 28.9%
22: 27.5%
23: 26.3%
24: 25.5%
25: 25.1%
26: 25.3%
He's made the scummiest play so far this game, and no one's paid any attention to it.
You mean trying to avoid any investigation-like abilities?
My adorable little Purrlock caught it, and it was noted for later, though you may feel free to explain now.
Is the worst way possible
To respond to trolls.
This one's trying to murder his own kind, with a line and sinker.
Too few, too few paying attention.
...
Event released!
...
Ah, trolls are somewhat
liable to the judgment
of hostile townsfolk.
...
Event ends.
...
perhaps my logic circuits are malfunctioning, but it is difficult for a computer to see any flaws within that data.
many times in my databanks have there been recorded instances of individuals being unreasonable to their peers for no reason that a computer can see other than to be unpleasant.
they may be allowed by their peers to continue it for a while, but eventually, most instances of this unreasonable behavior end most abruptly through the use of firearms or small melee weapons, such as a sharp razorblade or coil of rope.
Ged's behavior does not compute, and the chances of others failing to notice his change in behavior in comparison to his usual personality are small indeed.
whether this represents a serious threat or not is yet to be fully analyzed, however.
cookies are a "sometimes food".
if you do not comply with my friendly recommendation I may be forced to cut off your oxygen intake systems, or, failing that, remove your cookies.
I've already noticed you editing in os, Wuffles. Do you want me to edit in niceness?
You mean the one where you've basically lurked? Or the one where you act all high-and-mighty, bringing glory and focus to the nut-house?
I fly through the sky,
I destroy mountains,
I divide Cities,
I have a mouth but do not eat,
I have a bed, but do not sleep.
What am I?
I need answers everyone. there is gold at the end of this tunnel.
Back to Ged. UnVote, Vote Ged overall quality of posts is like Rolling a one on a d20 in d'n'd. More later, After I beat myself at a game of chess
Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC