However, from my recent experience of watching the massively extended LOTR films (each one an hour longer than the actual films) and in that Legolas downs about 15 pints in a row, and doesn't feel a thing.
If we're going to get technical, Legolas would be a wood/high elf, but the Elves of deep shadow would be dark elves. They're even more scrawny.
More relevantly, Legolas is a MAN, and drinking beer is a MAN thing. Elves of deep shadow is a WOMAN and WOMEN cannot hold BEER.
I'd be happy seconding my vote to the magus though. I wouldn't really want a man with such destructive potential to get drunk...
EDIT: That is all lies. No way an elf could out-drink a Dwarf...
Legolas is probably drinking elfwater or something equally womanly. It is Orlando bloom after all.
:mad1: Don't speak of my darling Legolas in such a demeaning way! That elf is amazing!
@lrd - great stuff! And, yeah, I totally believe an elf could outdrink a dwarf. (1) Elves are masters of their surroundings, no? Totally believeable that they're masters of their own bodies, too. Plus, just the mere fact that dwarves are soo much smaller than elves. You can't negate stuff like that.
Dwarves are shorter than elves, sure, but I'll be damned if elves weigh anywhere near as much. There is a reason words like "sturdy" and "robust" are associated with dwarves...
By the look of it, Magus is a bit of a violent drunkard, by the way he destroys everything. Admittedly, he's probably an accidentally violent drunkard.
When does "probably an accidentally violent drunk" go hand in hand with "can drink you under the table". Violent alcoholics are considered to have a drinking problem, which tends to mean they cannot handle their liquor even if they drink a lot of it.
It means you're the only one I could really make that joke about.
I was referring to the time we did Ring of Fire btw.
And that one time was when I downed a pint of gin, vodka rum and a bit of coke, after already having quite a few beers, fair bit of champagne, and even some pimms.
**lrd feels the need to restore his manliness**
**lrd waits for the inevitable joke about his lack of manliness in the first place**
1) Clearly not ab hour, I arrived soon after. And you stopped drinking early. I was joint last man standing.
2) How do you know what I had, it was ages ago.
*inserts wondering statement about what everyone else thinks about this*
I imagine joboman as a little mole who has a big black book. He opens it every day to write how he feels about people. He is a lonely guy. I think he's 14 or so.
Hurray for being British! Hurray for the Iron chicken!
If we're going to get technical, Legolas would be a wood/high elf, but the Elves of deep shadow would be dark elves. They're even more scrawny.
More relevantly, Legolas is a MAN, and drinking beer is a MAN thing. Elves of deep shadow is a WOMAN and WOMEN cannot hold BEER.
I'd be happy seconding my vote to the magus though. I wouldn't really want a man with such destructive potential to get drunk...
EDIT: That is all lies. No way an elf could out-drink a Dwarf...
Are you guys serious? From my experience, goth girls can hold their liquor better than some guys!
:mad1: Don't speak of my darling Legolas in such a demeaning way! That elf is amazing!
@lrd - great stuff! And, yeah, I totally believe an elf could outdrink a dwarf. (1) Elves are masters of their surroundings, no? Totally believeable that they're masters of their own bodies, too. Plus, just the mere fact that dwarves are soo much smaller than elves. You can't negate stuff like that.
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On the basis of being an elf.
Two sides to any coin, I'm sure.
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Jhiora has built up quite a high alcohol tolerance during her party years in college.
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I don't know why people are so afreaid to give Magus a drink. I think it would be kind of interesting.
French goths are weird...
I'm sure the surface of Mercury is interesting as well.
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Oh? Spill more on the giggling part.
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Eh, nope. Not a big drinker here. I personally cannot hold my liquor :embarass
However, I know plenty of goth girls that can
seconded!
Yeah, along with Big Llama and Eco.
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I'm almost always on yahoo, though.
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So guys, for the players you've seen or know IRL do you think their personality in real life is similar to their play-style when they play mafia?
I picture vez as a 13 year old romanian kid that's quite hyper.
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I like this.
Same thing.
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It's ok, TB. Everybody wants to meet me. /narcisim
r_0 is the same IRL as he is here.
And he'll tell you I'm the same as well.
LOVE IT!
We've been watching Heroes episodes for a week now, and still not quite done, lol.
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And Heroes was okay. Was pretty much excited about it on Season 1 and the first half of Season 4. The rest is not as exciting.
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