What can I say, I'm the mastermind. I'll sit back and let all of you minions do the tedious parts, so long as I get the credit. But then, AI, I suppose you are also an accomplished High Mage. Perhaps we shall conspire against all of our clanmates, underlings and allies...
... I probably shouldn't say that in our allies' threads...
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
Well, I'm not one hundred percent sure how to go about joining a guild, but I do love me my Blue/Black and have been an avid Dimir user since Ravnica hit shelves, so. . . Yeah.
Me: "Galadrial"? That cat's name should totally be Quumulox the Devastator.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
Reading the first post should give you the necessary information.
I'll also be the first to not only welcome you, but to inform you that joining the Dimir clan effectively means you're subordinate to the Izzet. It's just how things work.
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
Reading the first post should give you the necessary information.
I'll also be the first to not only welcome you, but to inform you that joining the Dimir clan effectively means you're subordinate to the Izzet. It's just how things work.
Me: "Galadrial"? That cat's name should totally be Quumulox the Devastator.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
Me: "Galadrial"? That cat's name should totally be Quumulox the Devastator.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
Me: "Galadrial"? That cat's name should totally be Quumulox the Devastator.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
EDIT: Everyone check out my new banner that no one but LethalShadow and I will understand.
That's pretty cool...Colbert reference?
So whoever nom'd you completely boned me out of CMotY. I really want to know how you got on that poll! (FYI, I'm not blaming you, since you're basically a scapegoat here.)
LMAO, I love it! I should get one similar. Common theme's and all.
And yeah.... that was a really weird game. But I do love how Ashcoat Bears and Mindleech Mass TECH TECH TECH TECH!@!!!!J@!
They don't, stop looking for it.
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Originally Posted by kingcobweb I don't understand the purpose of gimmick accounts.
-Harkius
edit: crap wrong account sorry
"I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed." - Mitch Hedberg
I love screwing with my friend's suspend deck. Especially with Reality Strobe. I always use blue against it and return what he would have returned to destroy the foolish repeated boomerang spell. Muhuhahaha! The only problem is that the mana leaks and condescends are less than effective against suspend. Hehe.
Oh, and welcome, Zaccormon to the Dimir, where the cookies are not poisoned, the shadows do not conceal assassins, and I am not the most beautiful geisha in all the land. (Or am I?)
So whoever nom'd you completely boned me out of CMotY. I really want to know how you got on that poll! (FYI, I'm not blaming you, since you're basically a scapegoat here.)
Your response to losing the award really shows your true colours, AI. *I* nominated Daftmouse, given that I was modding the contests + the forum, I felt I was in a unique postition to judge who's been good to have around. + I also voted for him, rather than myself, imagine that Saying that his inclusion only threw the votes off of you is sour grapes. Get over yourself.
Apologies to Dimir for raking mud in here, but enough is enough.
To be truthful it wasn't even that the game was that wierd it was more what I ended up saying that was wierd.
I don't have that many cards on MTGO so I ended up making a green deck that had a whole bunch of Grizzly Bears in it, one game I ended up playing against a guy that was using a Dimir deck. During the game I ended up getting out all 4 Bears and swinging to win the game, as I declared them all as attackers in the chat window I wrote, "Don't masquarade as member of Dimir unless you wish to be mauled by Bears." Ever since then I have joked about Dimir having bears.
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Break, O Earth.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
"Don't masquarade as member of Dimir unless you wish to be mauled by Bears."
That should be your next thread name.
What do you guys think of the spoiled Conflux lands? They seem pretty good in Limited and potentially playable in Constructed (especially Exotic Orchard).
Firstly Zaccormon - Welcome to the dimir, we enjoy the finer things (Mostly taken from others ;)). As a dimir you will be able to subugate the weak-minded (The jedi got that from us), make oterhs do your bidding, and conrol events from behind the scene....or post in this thread, whichever floats your boat.
I just took a look at the spoiler...:sadcool: Wow, Bolas is just as high cost as I thought he would be, I mean I know his abilities make him "teh sex god" of the walkers, but at 8 mana who would use him in a competitive deck? Although thanks to this it will be easier to obtain him...I don't know how to feel about this.
Hey Rianalnn do you mod more mafia games? I followed the clans game and have now got involved in games, yours was an interesting game.
No, I've only ever run the Clan Contests. I'm pretty content with that, it's just so time consuming! I'd like to be able to play more, I've only been in a dozen games or so. I'm in a really loose variant on MTGRobot, but that is mostly about dodging daykills + posting nonsense
and I am not the most beautiful geisha in all the land. (Or am I?)
I had to reread this page three times to find this.
rianalnn: I am sure AI wasn't *****ing about losing, more likely just picking a new topic for discussion... But he certainly wasn't trying to pick a fight, and although I am a strong proponent in the Izzet-v-Called rivalry, I'm still a fan of civility amongst members.
Although I'm sure AI said that, for the most part, to you in PM-form (I hope so, at least... :uhh:), I will offer a cookie of reprieve.
On a more Dimir-related note: I want to see a picture of Conant dressed up in geisha makeup.
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[Imagine scantily-clad women in a leud embrace,
one stretched out and victim to a chokehold of the other,
both with big stupid grins spreading across their faces.]
Memoirs of a Geisha is based on my life story... kind of. It left out key parts like when I devoured a child for its stem cells, parachuted from a flaming airplane with a parachute made from barf bags, and when I sacrificed Tojo to Yog-Sothoth. Yes, that's how he really died.
But on the conflux spoiler, what are the special lands from this edition? The last spoiler I checked didn't have any.
Thanks, ria. :monty:
... I probably shouldn't say that in our allies' threads...
Let's not forget wamyc and the other HMs. I'm sure they could stop us with Flash. (Uber-lame Pokemon joke.)
Since no Dimir have posted here today...we should probably back slowly out of this thread as well.
Signature by ChibiSwan at The Ugly Swan. Avatar by Magus of the Sheep at Scuttlemutt Productions.
My trade thread.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
I'll also be the first to not only welcome you, but to inform you that joining the Dimir clan effectively means you're subordinate to the Izzet. It's just how things work.
Signature by ChibiSwan at The Ugly Swan. Avatar by Magus of the Sheep at Scuttlemutt Productions.
My trade thread.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
I like this kid. Get him a
less-poisonedcookie!I like me, too. You seem tolerable, a rare characteristic in people.
Signature by ChibiSwan at The Ugly Swan. Avatar by Magus of the Sheep at Scuttlemutt Productions.
My trade thread.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
EDIT: Everyone check out my new banner that no one but LethalShadow and I will understand.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
Signature by ChibiSwan at The Ugly Swan. Avatar by Magus of the Sheep at Scuttlemutt Productions.
My trade thread.
Friend: Send in a request.
Me: These people don't understand. Cute things need violent and big-sounding names. Like, "Hey, have you seen my cat, Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe?" Turns out the cat's, like, a five-week old kitten that makes everyone that sees it give the cliche "Aaaaaaaawww!" and a huge smile.
Friend: I think that would be a little too epic for regular folks.
Me: **** those *******. I want a kitten named Rakshor of the Blood-Pit Tribe. ****, I want a Blood-Pit Tribe of cats. They'd need other tribes to make cat-war with. Like, a next-door neighbor that's a crazy cat lady. She can have the Complete-******* Tribe.
*zing*
That's pretty cool...Colbert reference?
So whoever nom'd you completely boned me out of CMotY. I really want to know how you got on that poll! (FYI, I'm not blaming you, since you're basically a scapegoat here.)
No, it came from a really weird game on MTGO.
Yeah, that is really lame that they stole the CMOTY from you, if I had of known I had no chance of winning I would of voted for you, sorry.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
LMAO, I love it! I should get one similar. Common theme's and all.
And yeah.... that was a really weird game. But I do love how Ashcoat Bears and Mindleech Mass TECH TECH TECH TECH!@!!!!J@!
They don't, stop looking for it.
Originally Posted by kingcobweb
I don't understand the purpose of gimmick accounts.
-Harkius
edit: crap wrong account sorry
"I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed." - Mitch Hedberg
Do tell!
Mindleech Mass deals combat damage, the other player flashes in Ashcoat Bears in response?
Can't blame you. It would be pretty weird if you didn't vote for yourself.
Oh, and welcome, Zaccormon to the Dimir, where the cookies are not poisoned, the shadows do not conceal assassins, and I am not the most beautiful geisha in all the land. (Or am I?)
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Apologies to Dimir for raking mud in here, but enough is enough.
To be truthful it wasn't even that the game was that wierd it was more what I ended up saying that was wierd.
I don't have that many cards on MTGO so I ended up making a green deck that had a whole bunch of Grizzly Bears in it, one game I ended up playing against a guy that was using a Dimir deck. During the game I ended up getting out all 4 Bears and swinging to win the game, as I declared them all as attackers in the chat window I wrote, "Don't masquarade as member of Dimir unless you wish to be mauled by Bears." Ever since then I have joked about Dimir having bears.
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
fight! fight! fight!
:dance::dance::dance::dance: :dance::dance::dance::dance:
We always welcome a fight, it gets the shadows stirring.
Hey Rianalnn do you mod more mafia games? I followed the clans game and have now got involved in games, yours was an interesting game.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
I had a response, but I sent as a PM because no one else really needs to read this crap.
That should be your next thread name.
What do you guys think of the spoiled Conflux lands? They seem pretty good in Limited and potentially playable in Constructed (especially Exotic Orchard).
Firstly Zaccormon - Welcome to the dimir, we enjoy the finer things (Mostly taken from others ;)). As a dimir you will be able to subugate the weak-minded (The jedi got that from us), make oterhs do your bidding, and conrol events from behind the scene....or post in this thread, whichever floats your boat.
I just took a look at the spoiler...:sadcool: Wow, Bolas is just as high cost as I thought he would be, I mean I know his abilities make him "teh sex god" of the walkers, but at 8 mana who would use him in a competitive deck? Although thanks to this it will be easier to obtain him...I don't know how to feel about this.
Epic Sig by: Myself
Mindsplicer of [House Dimir]
Dry up, O Sea.
Burn out, O Sun.
Grant us power Earthly Leaders and Gatekeepers of Hell.
Guide us Makers of the Underworld.
I had to reread this page three times to find this.
rianalnn: I am sure AI wasn't *****ing about losing, more likely just picking a new topic for discussion... But he certainly wasn't trying to pick a fight, and although I am a strong proponent in the Izzet-v-Called rivalry, I'm still a fan of civility amongst members.
Although I'm sure AI said that, for the most part, to you in PM-form (I hope so, at least... :uhh:), I will offer a cookie of reprieve.
On a more Dimir-related note: I want to see a picture of Conant dressed up in geisha makeup.
But on the conflux spoiler, what are the special lands from this edition? The last spoiler I checked didn't have any.
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