Earl of Squirrel
Oracle Text
Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)
Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.
Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.
Card Rulings
1/19/2018 If Earl of Squirrel deals damage, you’ll create 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens at the same time the damage is dealt.
1/19/2018 If you control two Earls of Squirrel (Earl of Squirrels? Earl ofs Squirrel?), each will get +1/+1 from the other. Other Squirrels you control will get +2/+2.
Overall, I think I'm going to have more fun naming Squirrellink on Modular Monstrosity.