| Name | Subtype | Color | Cost | Rarity | Set | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| "Ach! Hans, Run!" | - | Multi | Rare | Unhinged | ||
| _____ | Shapeshifter | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.46 | |
| Aesthetic Consultation | - | Black | Rare | Unhinged | $0.49 | |
| Ambiguity | - | Blue | Rare | Unhinged | $0.99 +$0.02 | |
| Artful Looter | Human Wizard | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Ass Whuppin' | - | Multi | Rare | Unhinged | $0.88 | |
| Assquatch | Donkey | Red | Rare | Unhinged | $1.64 +$0.03 | |
| Atinlay Igpay | Igpay | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| Avatar of Me | Avatar | Blue | Rare | Unhinged | $0.61 +$0.02 | |
| AWOL | - | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Bad Ass | Donkey Zombie | Black | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| B-I-N-G-O | Hound | Green | Rare | Unhinged | $0.66 | |
| Blast from the Past | - | Red | Rare | Unhinged | $1.00 | |
| Bloodletter | Zombie | Black | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Booster Tutor | - | Black | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.75 | |
| Bosom Buddy | Elephant Townsfolk | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Brushstroke Paintermage | Human Wizard | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Bursting Beebles | Beeble | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 +$0.01 | |
| Cardpecker | Bird | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot | Bird | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Cheap Ass | Donkey Townsfolk | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Cheatyface | Efreet | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $1.53 | |
| Circle of Protection: Art | - | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| City of Ass | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | $20.26 | |
| Collector Protector | Human Gamer | White | Rare | Unhinged | $0.51 +$0.01 | |
| Creature Guy | Beast | Green | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Curse of the Fire Penguin | Penguin | Red | Rare | Unhinged | $1.00 | |
| Deal Damage | - | Red | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.36 +$0.01 | |
| Double Header | Drake | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Drawn Together | - | White | Rare | Unhinged | $0.49 | |
| Duh | - | Black | Common | Unhinged | $0.30 +$0.01 | |
| Dumb Ass | Donkey Barbarian | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Elvish House Party | Elf Rogue | Green | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Emcee | Human Rogue | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.36 | |
| Enter the Dungeon | - | Black | Rare | Unhinged | $1.06 +$0.04 | |
| Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | - | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Eye to Eye | - | Black | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.37 +$0.02 | |
| Face to Face | - | Red | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.39 | |
| Farewell to Arms | - | Black | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Fascist Art Director | Human Horror | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Fat Ass | Donkey Shaman | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| First Come, First Served | - | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.29 | |
| Flaccify | - | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Forest | Forest | Colorless | Basic Land | Unhinged | ||
| Form of the Squirrel | - | Green | Rare | Unhinged | $6.44 | |
| Fraction Jackson | Human Hero | Green | Rare | Unhinged | $0.50 | |
| Framed! | - | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Frankie Peanuts | Elephant Rogue | White | Rare | Unhinged | $0.99 +$0.02 | |
| Frazzled Editor | Human Bureaucrat | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.26 +$0.01 | |
| Gleemax | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | $5.54 | |
| Gluetius Maximus | Beast | Green | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| Goblin Mime | Goblin Mime | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | Goblin Warrior | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Goblin Secret Agent | Goblin Rogue | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Granny's Payback | - | Green | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.38 | |
| Graphic Violence | - | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Greater Morphling | Shapeshifter | Blue | Rare | Unhinged | $2.00 | |
| Head to Head | - | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil | Demon Child | Black | Rare | Unhinged | $0.99 +$0.01 | |
| Island | Island | Colorless | Basic Land | Unhinged | ||
| Johnny, Combo Player | Human Gamer | Blue | Rare | Unhinged | $1.56 | |
| Keeper of the Sacred Word | Human Druid | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 ($0.01) | |
| Kill Destroy | - | Black | Uncommon | Unhinged | ||
| Ladies' Knight | Human Knight | White | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.33 | |
| Land Aid '04 | - | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Laughing Hyena | Hyena | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Letter Bomb | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | $2.47 | |
| Little Girl | Human Child | Multi | Common | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Look at Me, I'm R&D | - | White | Rare | Unhinged | ||
| Loose Lips | Aura | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Magical Hacker | Human Gamer | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.40 | |
| Man of Measure | Human Knight | White | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Mana Flair | - | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Mana Screw | - | Colorless | Uncommon | Unhinged | $1.22 +$0.03 | |
| Meddling Kids | Human Child | Multi | Rare | Unhinged | $1.13 | |
| Mise | - | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.28 | |
| Moniker Mage | Human Wizard | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.24 | |
| Monkey Monkey Monkey | Monkey | Green | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Mons's Goblin Waiters | Goblin Waiter | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Mother of Goons | Human Cleric | Black | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Mountain | Mountain | Colorless | Basic Land | Unhinged | ||
| Mouth to Mouth | - | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| Mox Lotus | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | $19.53 | |
| My First Tome | - | Colorless | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.43 +$0.01 | |
| Name Dropping | - | Green | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.36 +$0.01 | |
| Necro-Impotence | - | Black | Rare | Unhinged | $1.16 | |
| Now I Know My ABC's | - | Blue | Rare | Unhinged | $2.64 +$0.03 | |
| Number Crunch | - | Blue | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Old Fogey | Dinosaur | Green | Rare | Unhinged | $0.77 | |
| Orcish Paratroopers | Orc Paratrooper | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental | Elemental | Green | Common | Unhinged | ||
| Persecute Artist | - | Black | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.35 | |
| Phyrexian Librarian | Horror | Black | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.29 | |
| Plains | Plains | Colorless | Basic Land | Unhinged | ||
| Pointy Finger of Doom | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | $1.40 +$0.03 | |
| Punctuate | - | Red | Common | Unhinged | $0.25 | |
| Pygmy Giant | Giant | Red | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.33 | |
| Question Elemental? | Elemental? | Blue | Uncommon | Unhinged | $0.30 | |
| R&D's Secret Lair | - | Colorless | Rare | Unhinged | ||
| Rare-B-Gone | - | Multi | Rare | Unhinged | $1.50 |