Captain's Claws
Oracle Text
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 white Kor Ally creature token that's tapped and attacking.
Equip
Card Rulings
1/22/2016 You choose which opponent or planeswalker controlled by an opponent the token is attacking as it enters the battlefield. It doesn’t have to be the same opponent or planeswalker that the equipped creature is attacking.
1/22/2016 The token is never declared as an attacking creature. It simply enters the battlefield attacking. This won’t cause any abilities that trigger “whenever a creature attacks” to trigger.
A) Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back kick, or;
B) Take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmm, shoulda gone with A." ~Master Tang